Questions Answered/Transcript

Gelatin tries to reach for one of Fries' fries, but notices two large, yellow and bulbous fries.

Umm... Fries? Some of your chips are looking... a little swollen.

Swollen? Is that your new slang term for "overweight"?!

No, no!

Match walks casually walks past Gelatin and Fries.

OMG, Bubble is looking, like, SO, swollen these days.

It's just that two of them look yellowed, and bulbous, and I think they're even wiggling...

Oh Gelatin! YOU’RE MAKING ME MAD!

But I'm hungry, though!

Well, then, go eat someone else's innards!

*Gelatin slides past members of iance to Barf Bag.

Hi, Barf Bag.

Oh, hey Gelatin! What's up?

*Intro plays*

Tick. Tock. RINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALIIIIIING!

Huh? What’s that? If I'm not mistaken, that means it's time for Cake at Stake!

Cake At Stake intro song plays

TV reveals Donut on his screen

A Better Name Than That, you guys are trapped on the moon, so I have to communicate you through TV!

TV makes an affirmative noise

Works for me!

TV, promise not to fudge the results.

TV makes a negative noise

You know the drill! I, Bagel Brain, will be your host!

Hahahahaha! You're actually using my nickname?

Hey shut up, it’s a habit!

Lollipop continues to laugh hysterically on her back.

STOP THAT!!!! IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY!!! Well if you're not gonna stop,

Donut shoves his hands through TV and grabs Lollipop's lips

...I'll grab your lips and MAKE you stop!!

Donut closes Lollipop's mouth.

Donut, how are you touching Lollipop's lips if you're on Earth?

Oh, it's a new feature of my new camera! In addition to light, it also transmits matter, like my arms!

Hold on, Donut. You mean you've been able to move things between Earth and the Moon all this time?

Yeah, so?

Well then, get us back down now!

Yeah!

Grassy walks off-screen.

Oh yeah, I can't do that, 'cause it only goes one way.

Hmm.

What's that? One-way, you say?

Lollipop bites down on Donut's hands hard.

Owwwww! Huh?

Your hands are on the moon side now. So they're trapped, are they not?

Dangit! You're right.

Well, it's kinda awkward holding this position, so LolliPOOP, you give me no choice.

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I can't tell what you mean. Also, don't call me Lollipoop.

I MEAN, there's only one way to unite both sides of this world. This is how.

Donut starts warping Earth into the camera.

What does that pastry think he's doing?

Okay, okay! Get in there, Pie! You too, Yellow Face! You too, tree!

Oh dear, I think Donut's making this problem even worse!

Oh yeah, oh yeah! Everybody's going through!

All of Earth is teleported to the moon through the camera.

Done. You guys wanted to get back to Earth? It's right here!

Everyone jumps back onto Earth.

Now let's actually do Cake at Stake.

Better Namers! The one of you with the most votes are going to be eliminated. Also, you don't have to sit so far.

Grassy flies into Donut's hole, an "oof" sound is made.

Grassy, I think you went a little overboard.

The rest of ABNTT goes into Donut's hole.

So this is how we're gonna be doing Cake at Stake?

Mm-hm!

Whatever!

22,238 votes this time!

Tennis Ball's safe!

Donut flings TB out of his mouth.

Don't I get a prize for being safe?

Oh yeah! You get Firey Speaker Box. *Firey Speaker Box falls to the ground, breaking into seven pieces upon contact with the ground* Chopped up into 7 pieces.

Donut, how could you do this to my baby?!

Ey, it's just tit for tat!

Also safe are Blocky, TV, Grassy, and Basketball!

Robot Flower!

Yeah?

If I remember correctly, you broke the signal. You're not supposed to do that.

But there was an explosive!

Yeah. An explosion of votes for you! 3,105.

Now it's down to Golf Ball and 8-Ball. You both got over 4,000 votes.

Oh dear! I really hope you don't leave us, team leader!

Don't worry, Basketball. I will try my hardest to remain on the team to- Hey! Shush! She's talking to me. Whatever. It'll be so much easier when you're gone.

Quiet! Time for the vote reveal! Who's it gonna be? No one knows! Well actually I do. Golf Ball's safe.

8-Ball's out!

8-Ball gets stuck between the Earth and the Moon.

How's it feel, 8-Ball? To be eliminated on the eighth episode? Your favorite number?

Donut, I told you I don't have a-

*snaps finger* Gravity's back on.

8-Ball slowly gets crushed between the Earth and the Moon, turning into a cloud of black dust.

*inhales 8-Ball dust* Ooh! Maybe I shouldn't have inhaled those fumes!

Contest time! It's a quiz show. Each team's got a buzzer. Buzz in when you know the answer. Get one question right and your team's safe from elimination.

Question one.

OK Bubble, you're great at mental contests.

*flashback to BFDI 3*

She's so dumb that she doesn't know how to count to 3!

*flashback ends*

You got this!

Ooba wooba grooba shmooba?

Huh?

*presses buzzer* Frooba dwooba!

Correct! Death P.A.C.T. is safe!

Huh?

Bubble, did you seriously not, like, know the answer was frooba dwooba?

Bubble starts to whimper.

Yeah! What the flake was that?

I...I didn't know the answer was-

Jeez, this is, like, unacceptable. Try harder, Bub! Or else your bembership is in danger.

Y-Yes ma'am! Understood!

Question two!

Match is giving Bubble the evil eye. Bubble is sweating.

Queeky beeky, floop floop?

Hn?

Bubble presses the buzzer.

Bubble?

Bubble is sweating. Match and Snowball give her the evil eye.

Uh, zop zap?

(sounding pleased) Huh!

Woo!

(laughing) That's such a f-silly answer, "Zop zap"? (laughs again)

Yeah Bubble, that's wrong.

BUB-BLEEEEE!! You are such a disappointment, you are not even worthy of bembership status. You are like, hereby, demoted to merely a "bemb".

(slowed down) Bemb.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Stapy is building something with paper and wood.

Stapy, you know the answer to this one! Why aren't you buzzing in?

I'm busy! Just give me a sec!

Cloudy presses his buzzer.

Gluck gluck hork pork?

Yes.

See, Stapy? You made us lose that point! Are you happy about that?

Grr! I'm trying! What I'm doing now WILL help us, just you wait and see!

(sarcastically) Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

Barf Bag! I've been trying to give you pieces of cake! Why aren't you answering for us?

Sorry! My reflexes are too slow!

It's the barf molecules.

Shut it, LolliPOOP.

Question three! What is snow plus gasoline?

Oh, hmm, I don't-

Come on!

-think I actually know that one.

Come on!

Oh, this one's easy! It's glue!

Saw presses the buzzer.

Eight!

That's... wrong.

Huh? What the heck did my lips just do? I... I meant to say glue!

It's OK, everybody's tongue slips up occasionally.

Hmm, what could it be?

This one's supposed to be easy!

Oh, I know the answer's glue, but I'm too scared to buzz in without Loser to support me!

Same, same!

Team! Loser may be gone, but we're still just as strong of a team as before! You know that surge of energy you'd feel every time Loser encouraged you? Well, where did that energy come from? Sure, Loser helped push the energy along, but ultimately, the energy came from within you!

Pin's right, you know!

Which mean you've still got it! So Cake, push that buzzer!

Yeah!- Oh no, I can't, I just can't!

Cake, just do it.

Yeah! (pushes buzzer) Glue.

Correct.

Yay!

Seriously, Barf Bag? I'm not gonna take this any longer.

Question four! What do I see when I look at my teammates? (Which I said in a speech that only my team heard.)

*flashback to BFB 3*

*flashback ends*

Eight!

Debatably correct, but no.

Hmm, maybe the fumes ARE getting to you after all.

(pushes buzzer, exhaling) Hope, strength, ingenuity, and no one being quite like Firey Jr.

YES!

Hmm, I'm sensing the teeniest bit of... what is that? Bias, perhaps?

Okay, question five! What's 1 + 1?

Eight!

Wrong!

Oh, I've been forgetting to do this, but as a host, I should punish you for getting these wrong.

(audio recording of Four's screech)

No effect?

Donut, that's just an audio recording of Four, not the real deal, so OF COURSE there's no effect.

Oh. No effect? Lemme try it!

Donut plays the recording and gets screeched.

Two!

Correct.

Question six! What's the past tense of eat?

Eight! (sounds like "ate")

Wro- Oh, that's actually correct.

And with that, the teams still in danger are iance and Free Food.

Final question: What's my favorite season?

Winter!

No.

Puffball pushes a fake buzzer in front of Bubble, pushing the real one out of the way.

(sarcastically) Darn, I got it wrong!

Ooh! I know this one!

Puffball finishes replacing the buzzer.

Summer!

(tries pressing buzzer)

Uh, hello?

Summer! (repeatedly pressing the fake buzzer. Match looks stern at Bubble, Snowball facepalms) SUMMER! SUMMER! SUMMER!

Ha! I've got all the information I need.

Stapy presses the buzzer.

Yes, Stapy?

Summer!

Correct! So, Free Food's safe, and iance is up for elimination!

Ha!

Oh, I finally get it! Good job!

Cut to the voting screen of iance. Match, from inside her voting icon, gets angry and pushes away the entire left side of the screen.

Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets under who deserves-

No!

Match, you just gotta accept the outcome, even if you don't like it.

*gets out a camera* Here's the footage!

Donut watches the footage of Free Food's sabotage.

Oh! Gee, I guess you're right. Then Free Food is up for elimination!

See, what Match wants, Match is gonna get!

Cut to real voting screen and credits.

Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets under who deserves to be eliminated! Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show.

Cut to after-credits scene.

Bubble, I should tell you. Match got mad at you for not knowing those answers. But in truth, she didn't know the answers herself! What a hypocrite!

Oh, thanks for telling me!

I hate her!