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Gelatin tries to reach for one of Fries' fries, but notices two large, yellow and bulbous fries.

Gelatin

Umm... Fries? Some of your chips are looking... a little swollen.

Fries

Swollen? Is that your new slang term for "overweight"?!

Gelatin

No, no!
Match walks casually walks past Gelatin and Fries.

Match

OMG, Bubble is looking, like, SO, swollen these days.

Gelatin

It's just that two of them look yellowed, and bulbous, and I think they're even wiggling...

Fries

Oh Gelatin! YOU’RE MAKING ME MAD!

Gelatin

But I'm hungry, though!

Fries

Well, then, go eat someone else's innards!
*Gelatin slides past members of iance to Barf Bag.

Gelatin

Hi, Barf Bag.

Barf Bag

Oh, hey Gelatin! What's up?
*Intro plays*

Clock

Tick. Tock. RINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALIIIIIING!

Donut

Huh? What’s that? If I'm not mistaken, that means it's time for Cake at Stake!
Cake At Stake intro song plays
TV reveals Donut on his screen

Donut

A Better Name Than That, you guys are trapped on the moon, so I have to communicate you through TV!
TV makes an affirmative noise

Basketball

Works for me!

Golf Ball

TV, promise not to fudge the results.
TV makes a negative noise

Donut

You know the drill! I, Bagel Brain, will be your host!

Lollipop

Hahahahaha! You're actually using my nickname?

Donut

Hey shut up, it’s a habit!
Lollipop continues to laugh hysterically on her back.

Donut

STOP THAT!!!! IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY!!! Well if you're not gonna stop,
Donut shoves his hands through TV and grabs Lollipop's lips

Donut

...I'll grab your lips and MAKE you stop!!
Donut closes Lollipop's mouth.

Tennis Ball

Donut, how are you touching Lollipop's lips if you're on Earth?

Donut

Oh, it's a new feature of my new camera! In addition to light, it also transmits matter, like my arms!

Basketball

Hold on, Donut. You mean you've been able to move things between Earth and the Moon all this time?

Donut

Yeah, so?

Basketball

Well then, get us back down now!

Grassy

Yeah!
Grassy walks off-screen.

Donut

Oh yeah, I can't do that, 'cause it only goes one way.

Basketball

Hmm.

Lollipop

What's that? One-way, you say?
Lollipop bites down on Donut's hands hard.

Donut

Owwwww! Huh?

Lollipop

Your hands are on the moon side now. So they're trapped, are they not?

Donut

Dangit! You're right.

Donut

Well, it's kinda awkward holding this position, so LolliPOOP, you give me no choice.

Lollipop

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I can't tell what you mean. Also, don't call me Lollipoop.

Donut

I MEAN, there's only one way to unite both sides of this world. This is how.
Donut starts warping Earth into the camera.

Book

What does that pastry think he's doing?

Donut

Okay, okay! Get in there, Pie! You too, Yellow Face! You too, tree!

Book

Oh dear, I think Donut's making this problem even worse!

Donut

Oh yeah, oh yeah! Everybody's going through!
All of Earth is teleported to the moon through the camera.

Donut

Done. You guys wanted to get back to Earth? It's right here!
Everyone jumps back onto Earth.

Donut

Now let's actually do Cake at Stake.

Donut

Better Namers! The one of you with the most votes are going to be eliminated. Also, you don't have to sit so far.
Grassy flies into Donut's hole, an "oof" sound is made.

Donut

Grassy, I think you went a little overboard.
The rest of ABNTT goes into Donut's hole.

Blocky

So this is how we're gonna be doing Cake at Stake?

Basketball

Mm-hm!

Robot Flower

Whatever!

Donut

22,238 votes this time!

Donut

Tennis Ball's safe!
Donut flings TB out of his mouth.

Tennis Ball

Don't I get a prize for being safe?

Donut

Oh yeah! You get Firey Speaker Box. *Firey Speaker Box falls to the ground, breaking into seven pieces upon contact with the ground* Chopped up into 7 pieces.

Firey

Donut, how could you do this to my baby?!

Donut

Ey, it's just tit for tat!

Donut

Also safe are Blocky, TV, Grassy, and Basketball!

Donut

Robot Flower!

Robot Flower

Yeah?

Donut

If I remember correctly, you broke the signal. You're not supposed to do that.

Robot Flower

But there was an explosive!

Donut

Yeah. An explosion of votes for you! 3,105.

Donut

Now it's down to Golf Ball and 8-Ball. You both got over 4,000 votes.

Basketball

Oh dear! I really hope you don't leave us, team leader!

Golf Ball and 8-Ball

Don't worry, Basketball. I will try my hardest to remain on the team to- Hey! Shush! She's talking to me. Whatever. It'll be so much easier when you're gone.

Donut

Quiet! Time for the vote reveal! Who's it gonna be? No one knows! Well actually I do. Golf Ball's safe.

Donut

8-Ball's out!
8-Ball gets stuck between the Earth and the Moon.

Donut

How's it feel, 8-Ball? To be eliminated on the eighth episode? Your favorite number?

8-Ball

Donut, I told you I don't have a-

Donut

*snaps finger* Gravity's back on.
8-Ball slowly gets crushed between the Earth and the Moon, turning into a cloud of black dust.

Saw

*inhales 8-Ball dust* Ooh! Maybe I shouldn't have inhaled those fumes!

Donut

Contest time! It's a quiz show. Each team's got a buzzer. Buzz in when you know the answer. Get one question right and your team's safe from elimination.

Donut

Question one.

Bubble

OK Bubble, you're great at mental contests.
*flashback to BFDI 3*

Pencil

She's so dumb that she doesn't know how to count to 3!
*flashback ends*

Bubble

You got this!

Donut

Ooba wooba grooba shmooba?

Bubble

Huh?

Pen

*presses buzzer* Frooba dwooba!

Donut

Correct! Death P.A.C.T. is safe!

Bubble

Huh?

Match

Bubble, did you seriously not, like, know the answer was frooba dwooba?
Bubble starts to whimper.

Snowball

Yeah! What the flake was that?

Bubble

I...I didn't know the answer was-

Match

Jeez, this is, like, unacceptable. Try harder, Bub! Or else your bembership is in danger.

Bubble

Y-Yes ma'am! Understood!

Donut

Question two!
Match is giving Bubble the evil eye. Bubble is sweating.

Donut

Queeky beeky, floop floop?

Bubble

Hn?
Bubble presses the buzzer.

Donut

Bubble?
Bubble is sweating. Match and Snowball give her the evil eye.

Bubble

Uh, zop zap?

Donut

(sounding pleased) Huh!

Bubble

Woo!

Firey

(laughing) That's such a f-silly answer, "Zop zap"? (laughs again)

Donut

Yeah Bubble, that's wrong.

Match

BUB-BLEEEEE!! You are such a disappointment, you are not even worthy of bembership status. You are like, hereby, demoted to merely a "bemb".

Match

(slowed down) Bemb.

Bubble

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stapy is building something with paper and wood.

Fries

Stapy, you know the answer to this one! Why aren't you buzzing in?

Stapy

I'm busy! Just give me a sec!
Cloudy presses his buzzer.

Cloudy

Gluck gluck hork pork?

Donut

Yes.

Fries

See, Stapy? You made us lose that point! Are you happy about that?

Stapy

Grr! I'm trying! What I'm doing now WILL help us, just you wait and see!

Fries

(sarcastically) Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

Donut

Barf Bag! I've been trying to give you pieces of cake! Why aren't you answering for us?

Barf Bag

Sorry! My reflexes are too slow!

Lollipop

It's the barf molecules.

Barf Bag

Shut it, LolliPOOP.

Donut

Question three! What is snow plus gasoline?

Barf Bag

Oh, hmm, I don't-

Donut

Come on!

Barf Bag

-think I actually know that one.

Donut

Come on!

Saw

Oh, this one's easy! It's glue!
Saw presses the buzzer.

Saw

Eight!

Donut

That's... wrong.

Saw

Huh? What the heck did my lips just do? I... I meant to say glue!

Book

It's OK, everybody's tongue slips up occasionally.

Barf Bag

Hmm, what could it be?

Donut

This one's supposed to be easy!

Cake

Oh, I know the answer's glue, but I'm too scared to buzz in without Loser to support me!

Clock

Same, same!

Pin

Team! Loser may be gone, but we're still just as strong of a team as before! You know that surge of energy you'd feel every time Loser encouraged you? Well, where did that energy come from? Sure, Loser helped push the energy along, but ultimately, the energy came from within you!

Coiny

Pin's right, you know!

Pin

Which mean you've still got it! So Cake, push that buzzer!

Cake

Yeah!- Oh no, I can't, I just can't!

Pin

Cake, just do it.

Cake

Yeah! (pushes buzzer) Glue.

Donut

Correct.

The Losers

Yay!

Donut

Seriously, Barf Bag? I'm not gonna take this any longer.

Donut

Question four! What do I see when I look at my teammates? (Which I said in a speech that only my team heard.)
*flashback to BFB 3*

Donut

But when I look at my teammates, I see hope. I see strength. I see ingenuity. Firey Jr., there's no one quite like you!
*flashback ends*

Saw

Eight!

Donut

Debatably correct, but no.

Book

Hmm, maybe the fumes ARE getting to you after all.

Barf Bag

(pushes buzzer, exhaling) Hope, strength, ingenuity, and no one being quite like Firey Jr.

Donut

YES!

Stapy

Hmm, I'm sensing the teeniest bit of... what is that? Bias, perhaps?

Donut

Okay, question five! What's 1 + 1?

Saw

Eight!

Donut

Wrong!

Donut

Oh, I've been forgetting to do this, but as a host, I should punish you for getting these wrong.

Four

(audio recording of Four's screech)

Donut

No effect?

Gaty

Donut, that's just an audio recording of Four, not the real deal, so OF COURSE there's no effect.

Donut

Oh. No effect? Lemme try it!
Donut plays the recording and gets screeched.

Golf Ball

Two!

Donut

Correct.

Donut

Question six! What's the past tense of eat?

Saw

Eight! (sounds like "ate")

Donut

Wro- Oh, that's actually correct.

Donut

And with that, the teams still in danger are iance and Free Food.

Donut

Final question: What's my favorite season?

Stapy

Winter!

Donut

No.
Puffball pushes a fake buzzer in front of Bubble, pushing the real one out of the way.

Stapy

(sarcastically) Darn, I got it wrong!

Bubble

Ooh! I know this one!
Puffball finishes replacing the buzzer.

Bubble

Summer!

Bubble

(tries pressing buzzer)

Bubble

Uh, hello?

Bubble

Summer! (repeatedly pressing the fake buzzer. Match looks stern at Bubble, Snowball facepalms) SUMMER! SUMMER! SUMMER!

Stapy

Ha! I've got all the information I need.
Stapy presses the buzzer.

Donut

Yes, Stapy?

Stapy

Summer!

Donut

Correct! So, Free Food's safe, and iance is up for elimination!

Stapy

Ha!

Fries

Oh, I finally get it! Good job!
Cut to the voting screen of iance. Match, from inside her voting icon, gets angry and pushes away the entire left side of the screen.

Donut

Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets under who deserves-

Match

No!

Donut

Match, you just gotta accept the outcome, even if you don't like it.

Match

*gets out a camera* Here's the footage!
Donut watches the footage of Free Food's sabotage.

Donut

Oh! Gee, I guess you're right. Then Free Food is up for elimination!

Match

See, what Match wants, Match is gonna get!
Cut to real voting screen and credits.

Donut

Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets under who deserves to be eliminated! Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show.
Cut to after-credits scene.

Fanny

Bubble, I should tell you. Match got mad at you for not knowing those answers. But in truth, she didn't know the answers herself! What a hypocrite!

Bubble

Oh, thanks for telling me!

Fanny

I hate her!
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