Respect to the Wicked/Transcript

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Cold open

Episode starts with the Locker of Losers floating up of the Colosseum, where BFDIA 15 challenge happened. Some seconds after, the screen zoom on the Locker of Losers with every failed debuter except Balloony taped up.

You friends are so well behaved today! What wonderful news! Do you like my new striiiiiiing?

The LOLers nod their heads.

Oh, you're all SO nice!

*The screen switches to the remaining contestants, in the birdhouse from the last episode, playing with atoms.

Aren't you forgetting someone?

Oh well.

Fries throws an atom towards Tennis Ball.

Watch out! Throwing two atoms at each other is incredibly DANGEROUS!

Fries puts duct tape over Tennis Ball's mouth.

Double oh well!

MMM!

This is SO fun! I'm so glad you removed the distractions!

Fries and Pencil throw atoms that hit each other, resulting in a nuclear explosion confined to the gold droplet. It launches the droplet towards the LOL.

Did I... hear something?

The LOL occupants shake their heads no.

That's a relief!

The gold droplet lands on the window of the LOL.

Huh? What is that?

Balloony intensely stares at the gold droplet, which leaks into the LOL and lands in his eye.

AAAAA- Oh, hey guys!

Wait, Balloony? You can SEE us?

Yeah! You're clear as day! Swim in that direction if you wanna see my pupil!

Book swims towards Balloony's pupil.

Ooh, it's a big pit!

And swim in THAT direction if you want to see my optic nerve!

I've always wanted to dissect one of those!

WAIT! Why don't we do Cake at Stake instead?

Ugh! Fine.

Cake at Stake

Cake at Stake theme plays.

Tennis Ball's scalpel hits Cake, making him frown.

Hearts, you entered the birdhouse, saving you from elimination! Amongst the rest of you, who do you think got the prize?

Me!

Wrong! Now let's find out! TV?

TV loads the likes, obscured by the tape over his screen.

Uh, Balloony? We can't see anything.

That's because you have to do THIS!

Coiny extends his arm and rips the tape off, revealing the like totals. Tennis Ball has won the prize.

Wait, that means I won the prize? Yay!

Tennis Ball spins the prize wheel, winning an obelisk. It lands outside the LOL.

Oh yay! Wow! What a magnificent monument! I'll treasure it for as long as I live!

It looks like a giant me!

Am I a good host or WHAT?

Wait, what happened to everyone else?

Well, the last few challenges have been way too chaotic with EVERYONE hosting! With just one host, it'll be much more chill. Isn't that right?

HMPH!

Pillow shakes her head, causing dust to fly everywhere. Some of this lands on Balloony's eye, so he starts to close it.

Hoh...

Everybody inside Balloony's eye screams.

We're all gonna be crushed! SWIMMMM!!!

Tennis Ball, quick, build reinforcements!

Tennis Ball quickly builds some supports with junk and it holds Balloony's eye for a little bit but ultimately crushes itself.

IT DIDN'T WORK!

Everybody inside Balloony's eye screams then gets crushed.

Huh? Where'd you guys go?

The intro plays.

After the intro

Balloony can be seen smashing the LOL onto the Hand-powered Recovery Center to recover everyone.

Where are we? Where's my amoeba friends?

Aww... I liked my square hole!

Oh, I can help with that.

Fries creates a triangular hole in Nickel. Nickel bites Fries in anger.

OW!

THAT'S NOT A SQUARE!

Cake at Stake continued

Transition to the Cake-at-Stake place in the Colosseum.

Aw, I guess you guys didn't like swimming in my eye.

Just tell us who's safe from elimination!

For sure. The cake this time is... rice!

Ooh boy, a rice cake?

No, a single grain of rice. Budget cuts were especially hard this year. Pencil, Coiny, Fries, you all got to the birdhouse, so you can- politely- grab some cake!

Coiny slices the grain of rice into eight pieces as the Hearts gloat while eating.

You don't have to rub it in, you know! *stomach growls* Because I'm hungry, too!

Well, get ready to feast, Tennessee, because you got the fewest dislikes!

Yay!

Tennis Ball licks up a piece of the rice grain.

Eh. Whatever.

Guess he's not a fan.

Needle, Nickel and Book, you three are also safe!

Tennis Ball puts three pieces of the rice grain in a dropper and feeds the three safe contestants.

Pin and Bomby We're in the bottom two?

Again?

Pin and Bomby Even after we had our mobility restricted?

Let's reveal the votes!

Bomby is eliminated in a vote of 17,733 - 14,252.

Phew!

Woohoo! The Pin-bot stays for another day!

Coiny spins Pin on his finger like a basketball.

No!! WOAH Bunch- minus Needle- I'll miss you on my way out!

Coiny and Pin Oh. Uh. See you. I guess.

Buh-bye, Big-Big Boy-Boy!

Bomby is flung to the WTF, landing atop Ruby's sisters.

Guess I don't have to go in THERE!

That's what YOU think!

Aaaah!

Bomby gets dragged into the WTF.

Team switching

The LOL flies the contestants to the grasslands.

Woo! Final 8! Beat my personal record.

Well, I beat my 20th-place record over a year ago! HA! ...Wait never mind that's not impressive at all.

Sure it is, Pin! Hearts, let's celebrate her monumental feat!

The Hearts unceremoniously give Pin a medal and ribbons to celebrate.

Second to last is not an easy task!

So, Hearts, are we sticking together? 'Cause we make a pretty good team.

Sure!

Okay.

Awesome! Just as long as we invite Pin-borg.

I'm going back to FreeSmart.

Then I'm going back to WOAH Bunch.

I'm going back to no one.

Hey Fries! Wanna reunite the Team No-Name-

Not really.

Uh... Needle! Quasi-Rhombi pact, perhaps?

Oh, that sounds nice!

FreeSmarters, get over here!

Actually, I've got other obligations. Sorry!

Needle and Pencil high five.

Awwww... okay.

WOAH Bunchers, get over here! ...Uh, how did our team get so small?

And it's about to get smaller! Nickel, go away, please.

Okay!

That was very disadvantageous, Pin!

I didn't like him very much.

Whatever. Uh, Needle! Can you switch back to WOAH Bunch, please?

Um...

Yeah! Did you know with a simple act of switching, you can become a (slow-motion) FULL MEMBER!

Oh! Well, I guess.

Needle! You aren't thinking of switching, are you?

Huh? Well-

Of course she is! She's been a WOAH Buncher since the start!

Um, actually, she was on Team No-Name first!

Needle! You know you wanna switch!

I think she can speak for herself. And she says she doesn't want to!

Well Needle, what'll it be? WOAH Bunch, or FreeSmart...

Needle panics.

How about both?

Uh, you do realize you're definitely gonna be up for elimination, right?

Well, I'm glad we kind of got the Needy back.

Needle slaps Coiny.

Don't call me Needy!

Hey! Only I can call her Needy!

Needle slaps Pencil.

Oh, YOO-HOoOoOoO! Who wants to team with me?

Everyone backs away from Nickel.

Ah, all alone. What else is new.

So, are you all done switching teams?

Everyone YEAH!

Then spin the wheel to choose the next contest!

Before the challenge

Nickel spins the wheel, which lands on 'Scavenger Tag'.

Uh, scavenger tag? How does that work?

Well, first, every team must pick their treasured trinket. Something you value more than anything else!

Oh! Well, my new prize is pretty incredible, so I'll take the risk with my obelisk!

WOAH Bunch, what do you think our trinket should be?

Coiny and Pin Silly Needle! We have both agreed that our treasured trinket will be-

My battery!

This dirt cake!

Wha? No it's not!

Yes it is.

Okay. Yes it is.

Sounds good!

Pencil and Book All hail the SuperVan! All hail the SuperVan!

What are you doing?

A full member would know what we're doing!

Pencil, Book, Needle All hail the SuperVan!

Dear chunk, I hope you never get lost!

No way. THAT'S your most prized possession?

It's all I've got left! Oh! Anyway, what's your trinket?

Oh! Uh-

Fries blows up a balloon.

This! I just love balloons! ...Do I win, Balloony?

No! The next step is to hide your treasured trinket somewhere secret!

Oh. Can we change our trinket? Ours is kind of... big.

Yeah, how am I supposed to hide THIS?

Cut out to the large obelisk.

What was that? Sorry, my ears don't hear complaining! Just go! Hide them!

Everyone Okay!

Everyone goes off to hide their trinkets, with Fries just letting go of his balloon.

Everyone Done!

Ha! There is absolutely no way they'll find our van.

I'm actually very proud of our hiding spot.

Okay! The goal of this challenge is to find the other teams' trinkets and tag them with your hands or feet. HANDS and FEET only!

Pin lifts a tread, looking angrily back at Balloony.

If your team's trinket gets tagged by another team, then you're out! The last team to have their trinket tagged wins immunity. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, GO!

Challenge

WOAH Bunch! Where do you think the FreeSmarters hid their trinket?

It's right over there.

Pan over to see the FreeSmart SuperVan barely hidden behind a nearby tree.

Oh. Let's all tag them out!

Nickel, Tennis Ball, Fries, Needle YEAH!

Oh no you don't! Book, catch!

Okay! Wait, what? No! Don't throw it!

Pencil throws the FreeSmart SuperVan at Book.

Uhhh....

Book opens her pages and retrieves a tennis racket. She serves the van to Pencil, who parries it back to her and results in a cycle of throwing.

Uh, why don't we just ride the van away? Ha!

Oh yeah. FreeSmarters, let's go! ...Wait, not you, Needle. If you jump in, you can just tag us out. You know, as a WOAH Buncher!

Oh yeah. How 'bout this?

Needle puts a sticky note with a drawing of Pencil's eraser on her head.

Look! I'm Pencil! When I'm wearing this, I'm full FreeSmart!

Semi-FreeSmart. But okay! Get in!

Needle gets in and they drive off.

Surely Needle is sabotaging them, right?

Oh absolutely. She's on our side, for sure!

The camera cuts to Nickel on top of the FreeSmart SuperVan

I see you, balloon!

Nickel tries jumping to get Fries' Balloon but falls

AHHH!

The camera cuts to Fries, W.O.A.H. Bunch and Team No-Name.

Since Needle is after FreeSmart, let's go for one of the solos!

TB's obelisk shouldn't be that hard to find! Where could he have hidden it?

The camera cuts to Tennis Ball sitting near a huge pile of dirt at the size of his obelisk

I dunno.

Fries' Balloon comes flying and Nickel is chasing after it

I'm gonna get you! Heheh!

Fries grabs dirt from the ground and shows it to Coiny

Is this your dirt cake?

No.

Fries grabs another piece of dirt

This one?

No.

Fries grabs yet another piece of dirt

This?

Listen, you're gonna have to give it all a taste to find out! My special Dirt Cake will taste indescribably better than the other clumps!

Coiny walks away and Fries turns to Tennis Ball

Get digging Tennis Ball, the Dirt Cake is probably underground.

While that is likely, I'm not leaving this spot. I need to keep watch and protect my trinket- I mean, this naturally occurring hill!

Get digging Tennis Ball-

Fries, that's not gonna work. Like, I'm serious. If you want to dig, then do it YOURSELF!

Okay.

Fries starts digging multiple pieces of dirt and tasting them and the scene cuts to Coiny and Pin looking at the FreeSmart SuperVan

I don't think Needle's with us anymore.

We have to catch that van! Coiny, grab on!

Coiny grabs onto Pin as she uses her rockets to catch up to FreeSmart.

Everyone split off? Heh, that just makes it easier for me!

Tennis Ball walks up on Fries and sees him digging

How’s the dig Fries? You must be so worried right now that Nickel’s chasing you after your trinket! You have no way to—

Fries throws dirt at TB and the scene cuts to Coiny and Pin chasing the FreeSmart SuperVan

The W.O.A.H Bunchers are on our tail!

We can’t drive forever! Where can we hide this thing?

Pin’s mech suit can’t get wet! So let’s hide it underwater!

Good thinking! Book, know any places nearby with tons of water?

How about the desert?

Pencils smile fades away

I’m a geography textbook and it turns out there’s a desert oasis with a huge lake we can throw the van in!

Pencil smiles again

How far is it? Will we make it?

No it’s ages away we’ll run out if gas before we get close.

Pencil frowns again

But there's a gas station on the way! With a few extra tanks we can definitely make it!

(through clenched teeth) ANY OTHER CAVEATS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT???

Nope! We're totally gonna win!

♪We are gonna wi-in! We are gonna wi-in!♪

Pencil frowns once again

Pah! Nope. Pah! Nope. Pueh! Nope. Huh? AHHHHH!

Fries falls inside a blue cave while digging.

Euhhhhh... What is this place? ...Eh, whatever.

As Fries tastes the dirt clumps in the cave, he turns blue and starts to glow.

Pah! Nope. Pah! Nope. Pah! Nope. Tuah! Nope.

Neeuuurgh... Neyugh! Eeehhugh! Nyugh! Yuh! Nyuh! Huh.. Nyawwww... Ahhh! Get.. Geh.. D'OH! DET DIT!

Haha! Gotcha you little-

Nickel falls inside a bunch of balloons and screams and he falls down and the balloon's strings tie onto Nickel's triangular hole and the balloon starts flying to the sky

AHHHHH!!!!

The scene cuts to WOAH Bunch chasing after FreeSmart in multiple locations

Heyyy! Road trip vibes!

Let's put on some tunes!

Pencil turns on the radio which is playing an annoying screeching sound

AHH MY EARS! Needle! Can you SING some of your soothing tunes instead?

Sure thing! *clears throat* Laa- *screeching noise*

GUYS! There's a fork in the road! Where do we go, The Forest of Cutlery or the Pleasant Peachy Paradise?

Which one do you think we're going to go to?-

The SuperVan goes through the middle route accidentally

UHP, I GUESS WE'RE NOT GOING TO EITHER.

Watch out, Pencil! Avoid the corn!

On it!

The SuperVan's windshield cracks open as they drive through the cornfield, filling the van with ears of corn.

Don't stop, Pin!

Pin's mech's jets activate, and she flies Coiny towards FreeSmart.

Okay, so it looks like Nickel is chasing after Fries' trinket, Fries is going for WOAH Bunch, and WOAH Bunch is going for FreeSmart. Which means I should go for Nickel's trinket!

Tennis Ball pulls out a metal detector.

Metal Detector 1 meter away.

*gasp* That's super close! Yay!

Tennis Ball runs around with the metal detector, which keeps notifying him Nickel's chunk is one meter away from him.

*sigh* I may be soaring through the sky, sad and alone, but at least I'm at peace!

Cut out to show that Nickel is flying towards a thunderstorm.

We've got this, Coiny! You're doing great, as always!

Almost there! Almost there!

Pit stop!

FreeSmart and WOAH Bunch stop at the gas station.

Okay, let's go.

FreeSmart drives off.

I'm sick of this cornfield. Book, where's the desert?

Make a right!

The van turns right into the desert.

Nice!

It's boiling out here!

Better crank up the AC!

Aaaaah!

The air conditioner blows Needle and the corn out the back of the van, landing on top of WOAH Bunch.

Needle!

Wow! The member to not member ratio just improved!

Gah! Oh no, we lost FreeSmart!

And we're stuck with traitor Needle!

I'm not a traitor!

Needle swaps sticky notes, making her resemble Pin's point.

Look, I'm Pin! Blargy blarg!

Wow, that sure sounds like me! Now where could those stupid, ugly, dumb-dumb corn-headed jerks go?

They went to the oasis!

Wow Needle, you're a terrible FreeSmarter! Hi-five!

Needle slaps Coiny away from her.

♪ Oh, I love digging! I love digging! I just y-oop! ♪

Fries uncovers Evil Leafy.

Eh! Go away!

Fries puts dirt over Evil Leafy, who teleports out of the pit she was buried in.

Ugh! Fine. You can stay. Just don't distract me from my digging!

Evil Leafy teleports in front of Fries.

That's VERY distracting, Evil Leafy!

Fries continues to dig, only for Evil Leafy to teleport again.

Oh my russet, I must be having the worst day ever!

Cut to Nickel in the thunderstorm.

AAAHHH! OW! OUCHIE! NOO! PLEASE! OW, IT STINGS!

Cut to FreeSmart arriving at the oasis.

We're here! Quick, let's hide the van in there! *groans* Needle, help me push this!

I'm here too, you know.

We need you, Needle!

Coming!

Needle jumps off from Pin.

Why were we carrying her this whole time?

Push.

Okay!

WAIT I'M STILL INSIDE-

Needle pushes the van into the oasis, causing it to sink to the bottom.

Oopsie...

Where's the van?

Ooh, wouldn't YOU like to know? Well too bad, because we're not telling!

It's in that lake!

Thanks, Needle!

Coiny dives into the oasis.

Ha-ha! And our dirt cake is all the way back where we began! So good luck trying to tag it!

Needle, throw me. Chop chop!

Yessiree!

Needle throws Pencil away.

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa-

Needle! I thought you were trustworthy, but now, you've led Pencil directly to our most-prized trinket, without anyone there to guard it?! You must be out of your mind-

Oh, then let's go guard it!

Needle gets on Pin, who activates her mech's jets. Pencil crashes into a tall dirt mound.

Oof! Wait, isn't this Tennis Ball's trinket?

Uh.... no?

The dirt cake is in the fridge!

Pin, Tennis Ball, Pencil Wait, seriously?

Needle, you are quite useless to the WOAH Bunch cause.

But that's a pretty good sacrifice! A promotion might be in the works! Boost me, Needle!

Yes yes!

Needle tosses Pencil up the mound.

NO! Needle, stop her!

On it!

Needle runs up the mound and throws dirt in Pencil's face.

Ah! Promotion terminated!

Oh...

I'm coming up to help! Don't let Pencil up!

Don't let Pin up!

Okay!

Stop her!

Stop her!

Stop her!

Stop her!

Stop her!

Stop her!

Stop her!

Stop her!

Stop her!

Stop her!

Stop her!

Stop her!

Cut to the FreeSmart SuperVan, with Coiny swimming after it. It emerges into an underground cave.

Pah! That's the third time I've been trapped underwater in that van! What is going on?

TAAAG TIIIME!~

Yah! How do I drive this thing?

It's no use trying to-

Book backs the van up into Coiny, pinning him against the cave wall.

Oops! My bad.

Uh, this isn't going anywhere.

Maybe you could help ME instead! The Nickel Detector isn't very-

Oh, thanks!

Pencil uses the Nickel Detector to knock the dirt mound and fridge over.

Huh? Ouch!

Ahaha!

Save me, Needle!

Shouldn't I go for the dirt cake? Isn't that more important?

More important? You think I'M at a sub-dirt level?

Coiny rolls after the van as it breaks into the cavern Fries is in.

Oh no! I'm gonna hit Fries- oh wait, no, it's just a big blue blob. Hold on.

Book stops the van and looks through her pages

Let's see... it looks like, perhaps- the Noctiluca yoylean, which can be both parasitic and invasive to the Goiky region! Okay, let's hit it!

Book speeds towards Fries.

*chomp* Puh! Nope! *chomp* Puh! Nope!

Fries lifting his shovel causes the FreeSmart SuperVan to get launched out through the hole he dug.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

What was that? Uh...

Incoming!

Coiny tears a small hole in Fries as he rolls through him. Cut to Book screaming as she's flying up the hole.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Cut to Pencil shaking the dirt cake out of the fridge.

Gotcha!

The van jumps out of the hole and launches the dirt cake before falling towards Pencil.

Welp, guess it's time to accept my fate.

Pencil! (slow-motion) Noooooooo!

Needle catches the van before it hits Pencil.

Wow! You saved me!

And me, too!

Book and Pencil YAY! You saved us! You saved us!

Hold it right there! Isn't Needle playing for WOAH Bunch right now?

Huh?

Which means she technically just tagged your van as a WOAH Buncher!

I didn't mean to!

That's right! Needle has tagged FreeSmart's trinket, which means FreeSmart is out!

Book and Pencil look on in shock.

Book and Pencil Boo. You failed us. You failed us.

Pin drives into Needle, causing the van to crush Pencil and Book.

Good job, Needle! With those two hideous distractions out of the way, now you can focus on the WOAH!

Ha. Sorry about slicing your face open, Fries. Also, you're glowing!

Glowing? Well, I've never been one to care about my looks, but if you say so!

Ugh. Yeah. Also, what are you doing down here?

Looking for your dirt cake. DUH!

You think I put it in a cave? Wow. Your potato-y brain must be really infected by that glowing gunk if you thought that!

*boowomp*

Anyway, how do we get out of here?

Evil Leafy teleports into view.

AAH! Evil Leafy's down here! RUUUN!

Coiny! Show some respect to the wicked and vile! Besides, she's chill! Evil Leafy and I are best friends!

Evil Leafy possesses Fries.

Now that FreeSmart's out, what should we do now?

Maybe you guys could help me find Nickel's trinket! My detector seems to be broken.

Let's take out TB!

Sounds fun!

What? No, don't!

Needle and Pin dig out the dirt mound, only to find nothing.

Huh? Where is it?

MUAHAHAHAH! You've been tricked! I would never hide my treasured obelisk in a pile of dirt! It's far too valuable to be treated like that. And now I know where exactly YOUR trinket is! HA! Take that, you-

Yeah. Uh-huh. Anything else?

...You were a lot nicer when you DIDN'T have a face!

Tennis Ball turns around, revealing Nickel taped his chunk on his back.

Do you see that, Needle?

I see it, all right!

Let's go tag it!

Huh? AAAAAAH!

Coiny scuttles out of Fries' pit.

I'm out! Oh hey, our trinket! Hey guys, what's going on?

Catch that ball, Coiny!

Uh, okay!

Coiny trips Tennis Ball, who falls into the pit.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

I said catch him!

Oopsies!

Tennis Ball lands on Fries before bouncing back up, causing the latter to spit Evil Leafy out.

Needle, take our trinket. Don't let anyone tag it!

We trust you, Needle!

Don't worry! I've got it safe and sound!

Tennis Ball drags Needle into the pit.

Evil Leafy, you taste atrociously rancid! I am never letting anything that foul into my mouth ever again!

Fries catches the falling dirt cake.

Ooh, yum!

And WOAH Bunch's trinket has been tagged by Fries, meaning they're also out and up for elimination.

Needle lands on the dirt cake.

Now I'm gonna starve! EUGNH!

Tennis Ball bounces on Fries again, bringing him back to the surface. Evil Leafy teleports in front of Needle.

Uh, hello! Would you like some cake?

Tennis ball bounces out of the hole, bringing Fries with him.

EE-YEW!!! What on earth is THAT hideous beast!?

What, did you finally look in a mirror?

Ha ha! I don't know why you guys were chasing me, but your savagery ends here!

It's because-

Ah ah ah! You guys are out! No more interfering!

So, who's left?

Just us solos. Me, you, and Nickel. Although I haven't been able to track down Nickel's trinket.

It's taped to your back! That's why we were chasing you!

Huh? ...Oh, no wonder! Okay that's completely your fault. You could've just said that!

Uh, where are you hiding your trinket anyway?

Oh, it's behind that tree. Anyway- *groans* Fries, can you tag Nickel's chunk for me?

Okay!

Fries slowly tries to touch the Nickel chunk.

Fries is out!

Wha??

Fries is struck by lightning and killed.

AH! What was that?! Who got him out??

Nickel comes in with the storm.

Hi guys! I finally got Fries' trinket! I harnessed the power of the storm! Pretty cool, right?

WHAAT?

Oh you know, static electricity and stuff! Uh, here! Just watch! Boop boop doop beep beep bop!

Nickel unleashes lightning from the balloons as everyone runs.

AH! What do we do?

Tag him out, before he tags you!

Coiny is electrocuted.

Oh, I'm not worried. While everyone else was busy searching, I built a protective layer around my obelisk. With tungsten barriers for protection, and tempered glass for easy surveillance, there's no way anyone will-

Nickel strikes the obelisk with lightning, destroying it.

The challenge is to TAG the obelisk, not destroy it! UGH!

Oh yeah! Whee!

Nickel lands in the rubble pile and touches a brick.

Tag!

Results

Nickel has tagged Tennis Ball's treasured trinket, which means... Nickel is the last team untagged, which means everyone else is up for elimination. Go to the description to rate the videos of FreeSmart, WOAH Bunch, Team No-Name, and Fries. The one with the most likes wins a prize, and the one with the most dislikes is eliminated. See you all in BFDIA 17!

Stinger + credits

Fries resurrects himself.

Whatever.