Return of the Hang Glider/Transcript

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Hey, Pen!

Huh? What is it?

Well, I was thinking about some stuff, and I thought of something that might be a really cool coincidence.

And, what would that be?

I wonder what would happen if we took the first spoken word of the first episode, the second spoken word of the second episode, all the way until the 25th spoken word of the 25th episode...

Yeah?

...and lined up those words to make a message. What would you get?

I don't know, probably nothing.

(Intro)

(voice only) 22 cakes have come and gone, but none of them are nearly as magnificent as the Grand Cake.

(voice only) That is seriously a hideous cake!

Really, Bubble? When did I say you were allowed to speak?

Never. But let's do Cake at Stake!

The last Cake at Stake[]

A montage of every Cake at Stake intro, except the "Cake at Stake" parts cut out, followed by...

Every eliminated contestant except David and Teardrop (who mimes it)

Cake at Stake!

Aw, seriously?

Screen pans across every recommended character

We're going to release the eliminated contestants.

No! Don't do that!

Why not?

You dunno? After years of seclusion, those, those creatures have gone INSANE!

Too late.

The TLC flips on its side, letting the eliminated contestants out.

See? They're perfectly fi-

Flower bites off a piece of the Announcer.

Ourlgh!

Are you all ready for the a e?

Ae? What's the ae?

I said a e. a e. a e a e a e a e a e a e a e a e. Well, I guess I'm unable to pronounce the 'ay sound anymore.

You mean the K sound? You can't pronounce the K sound!

Whatever, now be uiet.

Thanks a lot, Flower. You've messed up the Announcer!

O ay, moving on, the...um...pastry, is all of the previous pastries meshed together.

Oh wow! (she starts salivating)

Leafy, stop salivating. Firey, you too, or you'll destroy yourself.

(he salivates too) Ahh...GAH!

Hurry up, already!

So the person who got the most votes, will get this entire pastry, along with Dream Island as well.

The screen shows up, revealing "00870" with a buzzer sound, signifying the failure of reaching 1000 votes

We got 870 votes, which means there will be no Season Two.

Aw.

Before we announce the winner of BFDI, let's see who the eliminated people want to win.

Well, Leafy's killed me, Bubble's killed me, and Firey's killed me, so I don't think any of them should win.

But if we absolutely have to choose one of them, who would it be?

Leafy! Because she's a plant.

Spongy.

Leafy!

Leafy, 'cause Firey's deadly and Bubble's fun to kill.

Leveh...

Leafy!

Wow, Pin! You remembered our-

(flashback in the first part of the first episode)

Pin, alliance, remember?

Oh yeah!

(end of the flashback)

Of course! And Needy, you vote for Leafy too! Right?

Needle slaps Pin.

Don't call me Needy! But no.

Then who?

Firey!

Everyone slaps Needle.

Teardrop, are you going to vote?

Teardrop shakes her head no.

Leafy, and I realize all of the finalists weigh less than 1/10 of an ounce.

I vote Leafy, definitely not Firey.

Me too!

OMG! Bubble!

Everyone slaps Match, causing her tip to light.

Leafy!

Uh...BUBBLE! [everyone corners her] LEAFY! Leafy! Leafy, I mean Leafy!

David votes for Leafy by covering himself in leaves.

Leafy!

Bulleh! (his barf is shaped like a leaf)

Leafy wins by a 15:2 vote.

Yay!

But that doesn't mean you win Dream Island.

Then, who wins Dream Island?

Whoever got the most votes from the viewers.

The votes come in.

Bubble, I'm sorry, but you only received 228 votes, so you don't win, but you played a great game. You were a wonderful ontestant.

Oh, do I at least get a prize?

You get one ashew.

Bless you!

No, I said ashew.

Wow, you must be allergic to something.

ashew. ashew. ashew.

Maybe the announcer is allergic to this cashew. Here, you can have it, Bubble!

YOYLECAKE!

So the winner is either Firey or Leafy.

Firey, y-you're such a great friend. I'll be happy if either of us win.

Let's show the votes.

The votes are shown instantly.

What? No drumroll? Why not?

Budget uts.

Uh...

I mean budget downsizings. So, Firey, you win.

YAHA!!!

The Announcer throws the Grand Cake to Firey

Coiny faints.

Before I give you Dream Island, I want to than' the viewers for viewing, and the voters for voting. Than's go out to jaysillyboy for voting the first ever vote, cheryblosen for the last ever vote, and the 6,814 votes in between.

Hurry up!

O'ay, let's go.

Cuts to the contestants standing in front of Dream Island.

First, choose the people who should be allowed onto the island.

Choose us!

Yeah, choose us! Choose us!

Okay!

YOYLECAKE!

Needle, you were the only person to vote for me. I appreciate that. You can come in too!

What about us?

Yeah, you can come in too.

Yeah, thanks!

You can pass, you can pass, you guys can all pass. Hey, wait, wait, wait! David, I don't know about you.

Aw, seriously?

Ok, go ahead. Flower, I still think you're a jerk but you can come in.

Wow, Firey, that's so nice of you!

You'd better let me in, or else!

No! Are you serious? Think of all the things that you've done!

But that's just it. I've grown closer to you than anyone you've ever known! I mean, if there's anyone who should be let into the island, it should be me!

Y-you're right! Get in there Coiny!

Wow, Firey, tha-that was... that was amazing! On another note, I can't wait to see Dream Island.

Well, Leafy, I don't think I can let you in.

What!? But you let everybody else in, even Coiny!

Leafy, when you rode my ferris wheel, you said...

(Flashback to Leafy on Firey's ferris wheel) Get me outta this thing!

That really hurt me, deep down inside.

You better be joking, Firey!

Leafy, you don't understand! That ferris wheel, I made it for myself, but more importantly I made it for you and you just rejected it.

Firey, I don't believe this.

Leafy, I'm sorry, but now I see the truth. You are a mean person, and I do not believe you deserve to be on Dream Island.

Firey closes the gate.

Leafy shakes her hands in anger, calls the Announcer.

Screen splits into two smaller ones, the left being Leafy's, the right being Announcer in a ball house.

Announcer, give me Dream Island!

Ooh, Dream Island is e'spensive. Are you able to afford it?

Oh, ah, ah...

Leafy takes a box of paper slips and writes $1,000,000,000,000 on it.

Ah, yeah!

Leafy gives the paper slip to the Announcer through her cell phone.

Wow! This will help pay for our budget.

Announcer gives the certificate with "Leafy now owns Dream Island" written on it to Leafy.

Camera pans to Firey, after boarding up Dream Island's entrance.

That should do it.

Camera zooms out, showing that Dream Island has disappeared.

Oh, ah,... what is going on? Where is Dream Island?!

We had to sell it because of budget slicings.

All contestants except Leafy, David, and Blocky

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

(simultaneously) Aw, seriously?

(simultaneously) Did you just say that?

Seriously, Speaker Box. You can't just sell Dream Island!

I did.

What?! Guys, we have to get Dream Island back!

According to my imagination, 99.8% of all islands are destroyed within 2 hours of being sold.

Yeah, face it, Pen. We're not getting Dream Island back.

But... 2 years of battling!

Pen, 2 years is nothing.

Get over it already!

Am I really the only person who wants Dream Island? At all?

I want Dream Island.

FINALLY! See? Eraser has a brain.

Erasers don't have brains.

I want Dream Island too!

An asteroid hits Flower.

OMG, why don't we just, like, find out who got Dream Island right now?

Yoiah! Hey Announcery, who did you sell Dream Island to?

I an't tell you that.

Please!

No.

Please!

No.

If you won't tell me, I'm gonna cry, and I cry acid!

Haha. lever. I mean unning. I mean rafty. I mean-

Hey, where's Leafy?

Firey, don't tell me you rejected Leafy from Dream Island!

Ahh... Oh my gosh, look! It's a UFO!

I'm not falling for that trick.

Screen changes to a UFO abducting Tennis Ball, Match, Snowball, and Woody.

Aaaaaaa!

Ahhhh!!

Noooo!!!

Eee...!

Uh... um...

Camera shows the MRC.

The MRC revives Flower.

Hey guys, I'm back! H-Hello? Excuse me, where's the celebration?

Flower, I'm tired of this.

Wha- what do you mean?

I mean, I'm tired of your self-centeredness. I'm tired of the way you act around us. You know what that means? I'm tired of YOU!

*gasps* Bubble...!

Flower, your unpopularity is your own fault. Everyone hates you because we can't stand how you talk only about yourself!

Okay, if that's the way you want to be, fine. If you don't want me, I don't want you!

Wait, what?

Flower picks up the BRC.

Oh! Flower, what are you doing?!

Bubble, you should've seen this coming.

Flower walks away with the BRC standing next to an incinerator.

F-Flower, you need to calm down!

Bubble, I'm sorry. Oh wait, I'm not.

Flower throws the BRC into the incinerator.

Oh, and it turns out that that was the last Bubble Recovery Center. Ever.

Flower, you are an evil person! If that's how you are gonna treat others then I think you need punishment.

Firey pushes Flower into the incinerator.

The MRC revives Flower.

Firey, you do not kill a flower!

Flower throws the FRC into the incinerator.

How does that feel?

Camera shows Snowball, Tennis Ball, Match and Woody on the UFO.

Sooo...

OMG, we can play Spongy Cake!

Uh... I don't know what that is, but it sounds pretty dumb.

Aren't any of you concerned about the fact that we're in an Unidentified Flying Object?

Okay, TB, take a chill pill. First off, it isn't unidentified.

What?

Match is right. It says the "Announcer Transportation Device".

And second, it's not flying.

What do you mean? Of course it is!

Match turns the "Flying" switch off.

Not anymore.

The ATD drops down.

All four

AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

Camera show the contestants in Dream Island again.

Teardrop, help me find out who has Dream Island!

Can I-

Sure.

I'll help as well.

So where do we start?

Let's ask Leafy. She's on the other side of the gate.

Eraser, Golf Ball, Pin, Ice Cube, Blocky, Teardrop walk over the Dream Island's gate.

Leafy, do you have Dream Island?

Leafy hides the certificate behind her.

No?

Firey really needs that island. He deserves it!

I have to disagree with that. The way he acted was just...

All the other contestants show up.

...WONDERFUL!

Camera shows an "Infinite Matter Generator" in Rocky's mouth.

Camera shows the Announcer Transportation Device with Woody making a nauseating-crying sound.

Match, flip the switch back! Start flying again!

I can't! It's like a 1-way lever or something!

Snowball points to a room with all the Announcers inside it.

There's all the other Announcers!

No way.

Spike Ball Speaker Box throws a spike ball at Rocky's Infinite Matter Generator.

Finally! No more vomit!

Rocky barfs out a spike ball on Pencil.

Ice Cube? Uh, not worth it.

Flower throws Ice Cube Recovery Center into the incinerator.

Flower! You've got to stop!

Yeah, Flower. End this immediately!

Wow, that's the first time you 2 have ever agreed without arguing... I think.

Firey and Coiny hug, while Flower gags in disgust.

Has Flower finally stopped her evil doings?

Nope!

Flower throws Leafy Recovery Center into the incinerator.

I really don't know why Firey would do that. It seems he turned from a nice caring friend into a jerk! A hideous, unloving jerk with no feelings at all!

Leafy, I know you're upset, but that doesn't mean you have to call him names!

Maybe we can talk about it? You know, to soothe your feelings!

Sorry, Pin, I don't want to talk right now.

I know Firey excluded you from Dream Island, but don't worry about it too much! Especially because-

I know, especially because Firey never received Dream Island at all.

Wait... How do you know that?

Uh... I heard him talking through the wall.

But isn't that wall soundproof?

Camera shows wall with "sound proof" painted on it.

I think I know what's going on. You BOUGHT Dream Island, didn't you? That's how you know everything! This is all your fault, isn't it? Firey rejected you, you wanted revenge! Isn't that what happened? Admit that's what happened, Leafy! Admit it already!

Leafy starts turning into Evil Leafy.

Guys, do you see that? She's turning evil!

Wha?

What? That's crazy!

I think it's time to see what's really going on inside this so-called Leafy!

Yeah!

Eraser and Pin rip Leafy in half, revealing a football.

FOOTBALL?!

I didn't mean that literally!

Eraser frowns, then Flower throws Announcer Recovery Center and Cheese Orb Recovery Center into the incinerator while everyone begs her to stop.

Here goes that last and most important recovery center!

Flower throws the Master Recovery Center into the incinerator.

I think my work here is done!

Don't you realize what you just did?!? All the damage you caused?!?

Now if anyone dies, they'll be gone FOREVER!!!

And that's what I want! Bubble, you were nice to me sometimes but not enough times, and to be honest I'm not sad to see you go.

Flower pops Bubble, killing her forever.

Everyone gasps.

Who's next?

Flower, CALM DOWN!!! Do you really want to do this?!?

Yes, of course I want to do this! That's why I-

Announcer Transportation Device crushes Flower, killing her forever.

What is going on?

Hey guys! OMG, I'm alive!

Yeah, but you killed someone else under your massive machine.

Oh my gosh, is it Pencil? It better not be Pencil!

It's Flower.

Well that's good then!

Blocky and Match high-five.

Tennis Ball, where's Woody?

He died.

Yeah, we did crash pretty hard.

No, he died long before we landed. His fear of the color grey gave him a heart attack.

Announcers walk out of the Announcer Transportation Device.

We're glad you managed to recover the funds we've lost during this campaign.

It's proven unsuccessful, and now it's time to come home.

But what about-?

It's okay, we can always return.

All the Announcers go into the Announcer Transportation Device, which repairs itself and flies away.

Hey peoples! A meteorite just hit Rocky, so he can't barf anymore.

Wow, that's amazing!

Where's Leafy? I want to apologize for excluding her! She didn't deserve to be treated that way.

Well, it turns out that Leafy isn't such a nice person after all. Leafy was the one who bought Dream Island so none of us could have it.

Everyone gasps again.

I think Leafy deserves the death penalty!

Everyone

Yeah!

I found Flower's Announcer Crusher! I'm pretty sure it will do the job!

Wow! Good job, Pencil!

A robotic arm puts Leafy into the Announcer Crusher.

Any last words, Leafy?

Yeah, I-

Eraser activates the Announcer Crusher.

Everyone

Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill...!

Hey, like, what's that thing over there?

The scene cuts to Firey flying on a hang glider.

(gasps)

Firey swoops and picks up Leafy.

What are you doing? Get your hands off of me you jerk!

Leafy, Leafy! Leafy, I'm sorry for what I did. I realized that what I wanted most wasn't Dream Island. It's you, your friendship. I just want you to know that I'm tired of all this turmoil that's going on, all these conflicts and stuff. And I'd rather spend my time with you, whether it's on Dream Island or not.

Really? You mean it?

Hurry up! We have to get back to the execution!

The camera shows Leafy and Firey flying into the sunset.

"The End" appears.

The credits roll.

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