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Spongy and Barf Bag are sitting in a swimming pool on a paper plane.

Barf Bag

Spongy, I think we should call it a day. I support you and all, but I've nearly drowned five times, we're running out of planes and Four didn't even give us permission to use them!

Spongy

You just don't think I can do it.

Barf Bag

Sure I do!

Taco

BARF BAAAAAAAAAG!!!

Barf Bag

One moment, Spongy! I'm not forgetting about you! (to Taco) (annoyed) What?

Taco

(quickly) Please hang out with me!

Barf Bag

If you couldn't tell, I'm busy.

Taco

Come onnn, you're basically the ONLY person I wanna talk to anymore! And it's been SO LONG!

Barf Bag

Yeah, but, aren't you friends with Lollipop or something now?

Taco

I share a mutual friend with her, thank you, and I don't like that friend at the moment, but can you NOT talk about my TEAM right now?

Barf Bag

(sarcastically) Well, sorry, but I feel like I have to. You need to start caring what they think of you. You're a team!

Taco

(shouting) That's not helping I can't hear youuuuuu!

Barf Bag

(shouting, to Taco) Someday you'll thank me! (to Spongy) Sorry about that, Spongy. how about we play some table tennis?

Spongy

I'd rather play ping-pong!
The scene cuts to Book's view looking at Taco through binoculars.

Book

So she doesn't even want to talk to us! Look, Lollipop. She's the one, who won't talk to ME!

Lollipop

(not caring) You exhaust me.
Book and Lollipop are interrupted by a slurping noise to find Saw with a pink handle.

Saw

(slurping on drink) Oh hey guys!
After the intro ends.

Lollipop

Why hello, Saw! Good to have you back.

Book

Y-YOU! Care to explain why you left us behind?

Saw

Oh, Book. I've been on a scent cleanse.
Book, Lollipop, and Saw are silent for a moment.

Saw

Scent. CLEANSE. You know, pushing the good smells in, so the bad smells come out. It's been working really well. Now the words I say are my own choice now! I told Lollipop and Taco I was gone, I thought they would tell the rest of you.

Gaty

Well, Taco's being shunned right now, and Lollipop just likes to know more than everyone else, so, yeah. Also, hey Saw.

Saw

Hi, G-EIGHT-y.

Gaty

Uhh, you ok?

Saw

I feel gr-EIGHT!

Lollipop

Are you absolutely positive those fumes are out of your system?

Saw

Uh umm, yeah, all my number yelling urges are completely s-EIGHT-ed!
Book and Lollipop look at Saw.

Saw

What? Why are you guys all looking at me like that?

Book

So this is how you distract from the fact that you ABANDONED US?!

Saw

I-I didn't abandon you, I just came back l-EIGH-

Book

None of the rest of you are outraged?!

Gaty

She has a perfectly good explanation, what's your problem?

Lollipop

I could go on and on about the things you overreact to.

Book

Ok, we will NOT stand for this anymore.

Ice Cube

Wha?

Book

We were neglected and mocked by our old team, but you all turned out to be no different! And I think I speak for both of us, when I say we want to see some change. Right Ice Cube?

Ice Cube

Let me think for myself!

Book

Huh!? Icy, the whole time I thought we were on the same page! I didn't know you didn't agree with me!

Ice Cube

Well, yeah, I don't agree! And I'm gonna do what I want instead of what you want!

Book

Well, what do you want?

Ice Cube

I, I, uh, I'm gonna switch teams!

Bleh

*gasp*

Gaty

Can she even just do that?

Book

She can't just do that. I hate to break it to you, but it's not BFDIA anymore.

Coiny

OH MY GOSH I KNOW THAT!

Gaty

You got something that you wanna talk about there, Coiny?

Coiny

No!

Book

Why do people keep distracting me today? A- As I was saying, Ice Cube-
Book notices Ice Cube is missing.

Book

ICE CUBE!
The Cake at Stake theme plays.

Four

Here we are, the second failure of good ol' Team Ice Cube! But Ice Cube, what are you doing here? You're on another team!

Gelatin

Oh! Hey, Icy! I know our team name is confusing, but, uh, YOUR team is THAT way. Go on, now!
Ice Cube sits on the bench.

Gelatin

What do I do?

X

It wouldn't hurt to let her watch, right?

Four

Fine! But first, we have a large crowd watching us today!
The first group of recommended characters is shown.

Four

Viewers! Your character could appear, too! Follow the link in the description! If enough of you recommend a character, there will be a chance for one of your characters to join the show!

Four

Also, today's safe contestants will be getting souped, while the most voted of you will get zooped!

Four

Barf Bag, you're safe!
Barf Bag screams after Four throws hot soup at her face.

Four

Spongy and Gelatin, also safe!
Spongy gets hit by hot soup.

Spongy

Ouw!

Gelatin

Wait wait! Could you cool down the soup before you continue?

Four

Fiiiine.
Four dunks Ice Cube into the soup, melting her.

Ice Cube

AAAAAAAAaaaaiiii!
Slightly less hot soup is thrown at Gelatin.

Gelatin

Ewww... gross! It still made me soggy...

Four

Donut and Bomby are both safe!
Soup passes through Donut's hole and hits Gelatin. More soup knocks Bomby's banana out of his hand and into Black Hole.

Black Hole

Seriously? I just got him that banana.

Four

Naily is the last one safe!

Naily

Yeah! I never expected this outcome.

Four

And Firey Jr. is eliminated, with exactly 10,000 votes!

Tennis Ball

10,000 is also ten to the fourth!

Firey Jr.

Are- are you all mocking me?

Donut

Well no, but-

Naily

You kinda deserve it.

Barf Bag

You weren't much of an asset to us, so- maybe this is like your first small victory?

Donut

Yeah. There's no one quite like you, but, you know, maybe that's for the best.

Firey Jr.

I can't believe this! *getting sucked in, speech faster* You know what, I never liked any of you! Who cares about Team Ice Cube anyway? You guys are all pieces of GARBAGE!
Firey Jr. gets sent to EXIT.

Naily

Good riddance, am I right?

Donut

Well, I wouldn't go that far, but.. yeah.
A shrunken Ice Cube exits the soup bowl. It then cuts to one of Yellow Face's ads.

Yellow Face

Want a scrumptious dining experience, but never have the cutlery on hand? Then buy our recently patented Fork Attractant! It'll coat you with the most magnificent-

Fries

Yellow Face, we don't have time for that blabber.

Yellow Face

I can't talk about my ad?

Marker

Yellow Face has an ad? I wish nothing more in this world than to watch this wonderful ad!

Bell

Oh, heavenly commercial, would you PLEASE bless me with your exquisite viewing exprience?

Lollipop

My body compels me to pleasure my eyeballs with the euphoria of Yellow Face's ad!

Fries

All of you just quit it! We don't have time for this! And you! Not only are you not on our team, aren't you also trying to sell the exact opposite product as Yellow Face?
Short pause.

Lollipop

Clearly you don't understand market forces.
Lollipop takes a bite out of one of Fries' fries and walks away.

Bell

Fries, Lolly may be a tad rude, but why are you getting your potatoes in a bunch? What's the urgency?

Fries

The urgency is that Four and X are going to announce the next contest right now!
Cut to Four and X standing still.

Bell

I don't see what you're talking about.

Eraser

No, Fries is right! When they have that blank look on their face, it mean's they're gonna say something!

Bell

Oh. Really?

Eraser

Yeah!

Fries

But it always starts with X floating mysteriously into the air.

Eraser

That's right! Always the mysterious floating!

Fries

...Any second now!

Eraser

When's it gonna happen?

Fries

Any second now!

Bell

Are you guys sure about this?

Eraser

Yeah. Any second now.

Fries

Any second now!

Eraser

Come on, come on!
X burrows underground. Fries and Eraser stare in surprise.

Four

X is hurtling toward Earth's center at 2,763 miles an hour. Oh nooooooo.

Pillow

Oh, and the contest is for us to bring X back to you? Gosh, that's predictable.
Four, now giant, appears and scoops Pillow up with his tongue.

Four

*screeches Pillow*

Tree

Four, I hope you don't swallow!

Four

*eats Pillow* Eh?
Tree looks in disappointment.

Four

Pillow is incorrect. X may be plummeting to the depths of the underworld, but, X is just looking for his treasure!

Four

I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN BECAUSE I MUST BE X'S ONLY TREASURE-

Four

So if you find X's treasure before X does, your team is safe! Go!

Cloudy

Four, can you recover Balloony?

Four

Sure! *recovers Balloony*

Tree

Four, can you recover Bottle?

Four

Sure. *recovers Bottle*

Fanny

Recover Bubble!

Four

Sure! *recovers Bubble*

Eggy

Four, can you um, recover our possibly dead teammate?

Four

Sure, if you can tell me who it is!

Eggy

Uh-

Leafy

Come on, Eggy! It's challenge time! Let's go!
Leafy takes Eggy away.

Tennis Ball

How are we gonna figure out what X's treasure is, if we can't read X's mind?

Golf Ball

What make you think we can't read X's mind?

Tennis Ball

No way! Is that what I think it is?

Golf Ball

Yep! I built an MMR!

Grassy

MMR? I love measles, mumps and rubella!

Fanny

Well, I hate them!

Robot Flower

Fanny, what are you doing here? You're on the other team!
Robot Flower launches Fanny over the second group of recommended characters, while she screams in agony. Once she lands, her parts come back together.

Snowball

Woah, Fanny, you're back!

Bubble

And you're back in one piece!

Fanny

Not mentally!

Blocky

Golf Ball, I don't understand your mumbo jumbo. What is an MMR?

Golf Ball

Mutual mind reader. If you point it at someone, it tells you exactly what they're thinking! Look!
Golf Ball reads Cloudy, Saw, and Bell's minds.

Cloudy

"I wanna collect X's treasure!"

Saw

"I don't h-EIGHT this cr-EIGHT's tr-EIGHT's! I r-EIGHT it's a str-EIGHT EIGHT out of EIGHT!"

Bell

"I'm glad the top of my string is connected to a giant--"

Blocky

Woah, woah! That's so overpowered, though!

Golf Ball

But there's a catch! It's mutual, so they get to read one of your thoughts, too!

Cloudy

What's this? I'm Golf Ball and the square root of 49 is 7?

Saw

Huh? I hope nobody finds out about my square root obsessions?

Bell

What the... now I need to send some people to my incinerator?

Golf Ball

Okay, so let's get Tennis Ball to read X's mind, so we can determine what and where the treasure is!

Tennis Ball

Okay, GB, I'll do what you say.

Golf Ball

Now remember TB, X can read your mind! X is our host, so don't disrespect him. Don't think X is dumb! Don't think X is whiny! Don't think X is weak! Don't think X is horrible!

Tennis Ball

That's kinda hard when you're saying it out loud!

Golf Ball

Don't think X is stupid!

Tennis Ball

"X is stupid."
Tennis Ball's thought is transmitted to X. X frowns.

Tennis Ball

Got it!
Tennis Ball turns off the MMR.

Tennis Ball

X's treasure are various emeralds underground, some of which are buried at the coordinates 133, -82, -7.63.

Golf Ball

Great work, TB!

TV

Now we must keep this secret, so we have an advantage over the other teams.

Grassy

X's treasure are various emeralds underground? Some of which are buried at the coordinates 133, -82, -7.63? WOO!
Golf Ball looks in disappointment.

Basketball

Huh? What? Huh wh- uh, huh? I heard Grassy shout! What does- what does he need?

Basketball

Heeey Golf Ball! So um, can you tell me our team's plan? Uh, for, for the challenge?

Golf Ball

Absolutely not, Basketball!

Basketball

Why not?

Golf Ball

You're not high enough on the managerial hierarchy to be trusted!

Basketball

Hm. Hey Tennis Ball, can you ask GB what's our plan?

Tennis Ball

What's our plan?

Golf Ball

Dig over there!

Tennis Ball

Dig over there.

Basketball

Alright, thanks.

Basketball

You know, Grassy, I'm not sure why Golf Ball distrusts me all of the sudden, but it's not fair!

Grassy

I'm Grassy!

TV

To be fair, you WERE the impostor who turned out to be Puffball last episode.

Basketball

But that's not my fault!

Ruby

Okay alliance, we heard Grassy's orders!

Bubble

Yes we did!

Flower

You realize the alliance is only you and Bubble now, don't you?

Bubble

Well, Ice Cube is in our alliance, too, right? But she's on a different team, so, I guess she can't help us out even if she's on our alliance.

Ice Cube

Hm... now I'm on your team.

Flower

You all know she can't do that, right?

Bubble

Shh! Let her believe what she wants.
Ruby bites into the ground.

Bubble

Ruby! Digging with shovels is faster than with teeth!

Ruby

Good point.
Ruby gets some shovels from a crate.

Ruby

Snowball

Don't call me big boy!

Ruby

Sure thing, big baby!

Ruby

Let's get to work!

Flower

That's a big no-can-do from me.

Fanny

I hate digging!

Ruby

But don't you also hate hating digging?

Fanny

Oh. Well, I uh- yeah. I guess it is my job to do that.

Ruby

Good! Now dig.

Ruby

Thunder! Would you like to dig?

Lightning

Um, are you talking to me? Cause I'm LIGHTNING.

Ruby

Thunder, Lightning, same thing.

Lightning

It's really not. That would be like if I called YOU 'Shatter Sound'.

Ruby

Didn't need the death threat, but if you didn't want to dig, you could've just said so!

Lightning

No no no, I really wanna dig. Let me show you!
Lightning begins to dig rapidly.

Ruby

Yay!
The rest of iance follows Lightning down the hole.

Fanny

I hate that X's emeralds are down this hole!

Gelatin

Did I just hear that X's emeralds are down this hole? Come on Team Icy, follow me!
Team Ice Cube follows iance down the hole.

Balloony

Well, I guess since we're just a team of followers, we should go in too!
BEEP follows iance down the hole as well.

Cake

Loser's spirit is commanding me to go in as well!

Eggy

Hold it, Cake. I have a deep spiritual connection with Loser as well, but he's telling me that if we just dive into that same hole as everyone else, we're merely followers, obeyers, failures! But we're not that! We're Losers!

Cake

Yeah?! Well, MY spiritual connection with Loser is stronger, and he's telling me to jump right in!

Eggy

You think you're so good, Cake? Well, my connection with Loser is so strong, that when I crack, I bleed Loser's color. And he's telling me that we have to go our own route because Loser stands for independence, perseverance, and dignity!
Cut to Loser in the Liar Ball.

Loser

I could really go for some chicken nuggets right now.
Cut back to Cake and Eggy.

Cake

My spiritual-

Coiny

Woah! Why are you guys yelling so much?

Pin

Yeah! What is wrong with this throng? Shouting strong for too long.

Coiny

Okay?

Pen

Death PACTers! Where do we think the emeralds would be?

Pie

No clue.

Bottle

I heard rumors that the emeralds are lodged in the spikes of Evil Canyon, so let's go there!
Black Hole stops his team.

Black Hole

I am so disappointed in all of you. Haven't you forgotten our team is about preventing death? You know? Not only were you venturing toward the Evil Canyon's spikes, which would kill you, you also didn't pay attention when one of our own team members just died!

Tree

Oh, you mean Pillow?

Pie

Hmm...
Pie, Pen, Bottle, Tree and Remote start fluttering their arms.

Black Hole

I am appalled.

Golf Ball

Okay! According to my GPS, we are directly above the coordinates! Robot Flower, you must get along with broken machines!

Robot Flower

What's that supposed to mean?

Golf Ball

Go get my broken rocket!
Robot Flower retrieves Golf Ball's rocket on the moon.

Golf Ball

Everyone get in!
All of A Better Name Than That gets in the rocket.

Blocky

GB, are you out of your mind? Why would we go to space if there's no emeralds there? Besides, this thing's broken!

Golf Ball

Shut up, Blocky, and start rotating the satellite dish!

Blocky

Uh, okay.
Blocky repeatedly flips a lever that rotates the satellite dish.

Golf Ball

Heh heh! Emeralds, here we come!
A Better Name Than That digs past the third and final group of recommended characters. It then pans over to iance.

Lightning

Iancians? I hear screaming above us!

Snowball

Uh, you're probably having a sudden nightmare. I get them too, when I'm around Flower.

Flower

Hold up! I hear it, too!

Bubble

Oh noio guys, I think the other teams chased us down this hole, and I don't wanna have to forgive them for that!

Fanny

They're gonna fall on us, and I hate being landed on!

Bubble

They're falling so fast! We'll all die on impact!

Ruby

Heh heh. Good thing I have my secret weapon!
Ruby turns upside down.

Ruby

9 Mohs hardness scale point activate!

Balloony

WOOOOOOAHAUGGHH- Well, isn't my life just great. -AAAAAAAAAA

Snowball

Ruby! Don't ever make that pose ever again!

Ruby

Sorry.

Snowball

But isn't it easier for us to just dig sideways?

Ruby

Oh!
iance begins to dig sideways. Team Ice Cube lands on Bubble. They cheer.

Bubble

*groans*

Snowball

Oh man, Bubble's still under that rubble!

Bubble

I am, but I can't hold 'em up for much longer! I'm gonna pop!

Flower

And holy aphid! There's another team about to land on her!

Ruby

Hmm... Guys, I have a plan. Follow me!
iance digs a pit and an area to stand above Bubble.

Ruby

Now everyone, I need you to blow that way as hard as you can!
iance blows.

Fanny

I hate blowing!

Ruby

Blow as hard as you can!
Beep falls into the pit iance dug.

Snowball

We saved you, Bubble!

Bubble

You sure did!
Flower loses her balance and falls onto Team Ice Cube, popping Bubble. iance stares in horror.

Flower

What?
iance stares in horror.

Flower

Big fluffing deal, it's not the first time I killed her anyway! Remember the finale?
iance stares in horror.

Flower

Whatever! You five get down here and let's keep digging!

Black Hole

Seriously? You don't even- None of you care that Pillow was killed?

Pie

Wait, why are we waving our arms?

Bottle

*laughs* I'm just doing it cause everyone else is!

Pie

No! We should be caring about Pillow's death!

Black Hole

Exactly, Pie.

Pie

This doesn't make any sense. If arm waving truly means you don't care, why did I start doing that?

Pen

Well, I'm glad you've finally woke up!

Pie

Pen! You were arm waving, too!

Black Hole

Remote? Hey, Remote! Everyone else stopped arm waving. Huh. Remote's not responding.

Tree

Okay. But if Pillow's been killed, shouldn't we recover her?

Black Hole

Good plan, let's go ask Four.

Black Hole

Four, recover Pillow!

Four

No.

Black Hole

Why not?

Four

She's not dead!

Tree

But Four, you ate her!

Four

Correct!

Tree

So she's been digested, I assume?

Four

Nope!

Tree

Ah, trunk this. Team, we need to go investigate Four's mouth. But how do you open this thing? It won't budge!

Pen

Tree, step aside! Five!

Four

Yes?

Pen

Is...

Four

Yes!

Pen

Greater than four.

Four

*screeches Death PACT*
The members of Death PACT begin to jump in Four's mouth.

Pen

Team! Let's go, let's go!
Cut to Bleh, who haven't started digging yet.

Gaty

Hey! Guys! Hello? Look, I know SOME OF US don't get along, but can we at least come together to figure out where the treasure is?

Book

By some of us, surely you mean Taco, right? Since she's all the way over there, not even standing with her team right now? She doesn't even think to do the same?

Gaty

Book, we need to talk. Okay?

Book

She doesn't even have the common decency th-

Gaty

Come over here. Just follow me, okay? Come over here.

Lollipop

Looks like it's time to get this book's cover- judged!

Saw

You know, I've always h-EIGHT-ed that expression.

Gaty

Alright Book, what is the matter with you lately?

Book

Oh, what's the matter with me? Why don't you ask-

Gaty

Yes! What is the matter with you! You've gone from being one of my most clear-headed friends to this irrational, aggressive, hot-headed- I don't recognize you anymore! Okay?

Book

Me and Ice Cube joined this team because we were tired of being mistreated. And here we are again getting abandoned, and who knows what else-

Gaty

Oh, Book, have you not been paying attention, The rest of us already realized you're being irrational about Taco "abandoning" us.

Book

How DARE you honor the traitor's name!!!

Gaty

Taco. Taco. Taco! Taco. Taco, Taco, Taco. See, this is what I mean about you being irrational. Even if we were in a crisis, the proper response is not to vilify our allies.

Book

Allies? She's in no way an ally!

Gaty

Alright, Book, say whatever you want, but if you really think you're in the right here, if you really think your yelling is somehow protecting this team and Ice Cube, then I have to ask you this: what were the first words you remember saying?

Book

"I'm a dictionary and you'd better believe it?"

Gaty

Exactly. Maybe it's about time you look into yourself an see what your own definition is. Think it may have changed.

Book

Just cause I'm a dictionary doesn't mean you can use me to-

Gaty

Okay! Whatever!

Book

H-hey! Get back here!

Gaty

Aaaa...

Book

Look myself up in me? I- I- haven't done that in years...
Book opens up to the definition of herself. Her definition is "a nice friend who has an elegant, two-toned cover", but it becomes garbled and the only legible word becomes "MEAN".

Book

Maybe I am doing something wrong.
Cut to Beep.

Cloudy

Let's get out of here.

Balloony

Oh, uh, Cloudy, I forgot to bring shovels!

Cloudy

Wha? Didn't I recommend you start collecting them last week?

Balloony

Well, um- I'm an airhead?

Nickel

Couldn't agree more!

Woody

Wa-wa.

Balloony

What's that, Woody?

Woody

Wa-wa!

Balloony

Did you say "salt and vinegar"?
Woody smiles?

Balloony

Let's do this!
Balloony begins to violently shake Rocky.

Balloony

Induce the nausea! Induce the nausea! Induce the nausea! Induce the nausea! Induce the nausea! Induce the nausea! Induce the nausea!

Rocky

Bul-
Nickel gasps!

Rocky

Bulleh!
Rocky's vomit burns through the ground.

Nickel

Woo-hoo! Tongue it, my boyonoceros!
Woody copies Ice Cube's ugly face from BFDIA 2.

Cloudy

No more tonguing! Let's jump in!
Beep jumps further into the hole. It cuts to a map of where every team except Death PACT is, and it pans to Team Ice Cube, who stumble upon and dig through a luminescent white sphere.

Barf Bag

Woah. What is this place?
Credits.

Gelatin

Oh. My. Gosh!
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