Book opens up to the definition of herself. Her definition is "a nice friend who has an elegant, two-tone cover", but it turns into "a nice-ish friend who has an okay two-tone cover", then "a meh friend who has a bland two-tone cover", then "a lazy friend who has a forgettable two-tone cover", then "a stupid 'friend' who has a nondescript cover", then "an irritating friend who has an unmemorable cover", then "a troublesome friend who has an amateur cover", then "a crummmy friend who has a tasteless cover", then "a bad friend who has an antiquated cover", then finally "a MEAN friend who has a really ugly cover", before all the words except "MEAN" become garbled. Book closes herself immediately afterward.
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