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So, Blockster, what do ya think of my hiding place?

Yeah, a green bush in a blue desert. What could go wrong?

Shush. It's not as obvious as all THAT.

Hey, Taco! In the bush! I know I'm miles away, but I just wanted to say hello!

Ugh, anyway.. I gotta get back to work! Let me know if the announcer spots me.

Ugh.. UGH!

Ooh, I wonder if you're bored. SO hard to read you sometimes, Block Dude.

Sorry, but, all you've done since X recovered you is watch the talking metal box.

Well, it's easier now that I have my hiding spot.

Oh, hello, Taco! Oh, and hey Blocky and Woody! Sorry, I didn't see you two at first!

Aanywayy.. I mean, can you blame me for watching him? For nine years he was gone, and now.. he's just, BACK? For what reason? Why return at the end of the game? And why waste our budget?

Well, you have a HUNCH he's wasting the budget. You don't know that. Stop being on the boring squad, and join the Woodster and I on a brand new prank!

The Blocky's Funny Doings International sign appears on screen.

Hey guys! Blocky and Woody here! For today's prank, get a bunch of magnets and-

NO! I don't wanna! WAHHHHHHH!

-and put them on the Announcer.. What was that about?

Okay, Tacster.. we're gonna need to get you a new nickname.

Well, I personally like Tacster!

No one ever ACTUALLY calls me that though!

Hello, Tacster. And also you other two.

(simultaneously) Taco, uh, Announcer might've spotted you in the bush.

(simultaneously) Yeeeeeeeeeeep...

Final three, welcome to cake at stake. As a prize for making it into the final three, I have decided to gift you all with a make-over to the bus. It is now made out of gold.

GOLD?! What'd I say, Blocky?

It could be like, fake gold, or something! Come on, it's TV trickery.

It only cost about three million dollars.

MY ARGUMENT IS FALLING APART!

At this monumental cake at stake, I wanted to top last episode's cake.

Announcer shows a silver medal

With a silver medal.

That's not better.

Just for that, you're getting a bronze medal for winning immunity. Fling.

Pshh, whatever. Medals are temporary but my business is forever! You jealous, Gelatin? With this fifty thousand bucks, I'm gonna put together the best store anyone has ever seen.

I own a steakhouse chain.

Oh yeah. Well, we'll have something even better. Oh, a skyscraper. My place will have a steaks skyscraper!

Gelatin, Teardrop, one of you is leaving the game.

We knew this was coming, but, it's still sad for this alliance to come to an end. It's been so fun working with you, Teadster.

Check out this massive cinema screen I purchased. Pretty cool, right? Anyway, let's share the votes. Time for a drumroll, which I paid way over the necessary amount for.

The votes are tallied, with music to accompany it, and it shows Teardrop got fewer votes.

And many teardrops are shed, as our favorite little teardrop is eliminated with only twenty eight thousand nine hundred and six votes. No bias of course, but Teardrop, you have always been my favorite. You played a great game, and getting to the final three of any season is a magnificent feat.

Yeah! Third is very cool. You should be very honored.

Shush. Why do you think it's time for you to talk right now? Just say your catchphrase.

(shyly) Yoylecake...

There we go. Anyway, thank you for playing, Teardrop. Here's a copper medal for your troubles.

W-Where are all these medals coming from?

Great question, Bubble. Just for that, you get a platinum medal. And for being such a gracious host, I get a diamond medal.

STOP GIVING OUT MEDALS!

For being rude, here is a wooden medal.

Thank you. But also, what are we doing now? Is there a vote, or a final challenge?

Well, under normal circumstances we'd just end the episode here, and let the viewers vote the winner, but I have unfortunate news. BFB is cancelled.

Huh?! Are you joking?! Why?!

Budget cuts.

More like he wasted the budget. Told you something fishy was going on.

Hoh! Hoh!

Usually I'd tell you to stop freaking out, but this is very scary news. I myself am going to begin screaming. Ah. Anyway, I guess none of you win the BFDI. How unfortunate. Darn. Oh no. This sucks. How sad. Yikes. No.

Uhh, is the glorious BFB still up for grabs? I wanna see my cool beatboxing skills again.

Oh, uh, no. I guess you don't win that either. So, uh, yeah. BFB is cancelled. Goodbye everyone.

So you're just leaving? BFB is really cancelled?!

It checks out, guys. Announcer wasn't lying. This laptop says we have about $300 left in the budget. We're about to lose the whole show!

But that means we have time, right? If we have a few hundred dollars, maybe we have time to raise some more and keep it going. X, yo, Announcer blew our whole show budget. We need your help to save the show!

What's the point...? Four is gone, and the show is also gone, without him.

I've missed little Forty Four. He never ran into large budgetary issues. He's been the only one close to finishing a season of the show in years!

And all of you sent him away! Well, it's in the ground or something. It's unclear! Regardless, I'm not helping.

Listen to me, folks! I have a history in advertising, guys. I know how to make money! I have the ultimate plan. Everyone, get in the bus!

Anything purple must be at least slightly on the right page. I'm in.

Better to try something than nothing! Come on, BFB gang, let's save the day!

Taco, you coming?

No. I'm gonna keep watching the Announcer, and find out what he's up to.

I, what's the point. This may be the last thing we all do together. Don't waste it alone.

Well, I'm going to. I need to know what's happening. Bye, Blocky.

Hmm, good luck.

So, where are we heading, Purple Guy?

Heh. You'll see, Aaany moments!

Eight days later...

Okay, the golden bus was slower than I expected, but here we ARE!

The camera pans out, showing two buildings and a satellite dish.

An abandoned TV studio!

*everyone exits the bus*

*gasps, but makes no sound*

So, what exactly is the plan here?

Well, well, well, my new assistants, we're gonna put on the best show ever, take donations, and hopefully, put together a budget big enough, for the grand finale! You guys like challenges, right? Well, here's the ultimate challenge! Ahem, lights, camera, action! Welcome to the Purple Face Variety Hour! It's time to save BFB!

YOO! I'll start the intro!

*The camera pans to the stand next to Leafy*

Uh, what, uhh, uhh, what's going o-

*the intro plays*

*applause*

Welcome one, welcome all to the Purple Face interview show! Today, we're interviewing our finalists. Gelatin, are you proud of yourself for getting to the finale?

Of course! I'm not exactly a guy who can win immunity, so, getting here regardless has been very rewarding. I'm very proud of myself.

And you should be. And Flower, now, are you proud of me?

Wwhat? For what?

Boo, bad answer, Flower! You look like a real joke, there. Viewers, take note of that. So, Gelatin, tell me your entire life story. Go.

*laughs* Everyone wants to know, don't they? Alright, from the top-

Gelatin gets interrupted by Blocky's Funny Doings International.

-Hey guys. Good ol' Blocky, here! For a prank, suspend X over a cliff, and send Gelatin on fire! Woody! Go! Push Gelatin into Firey!

Nnnh, no! No! Haaaah!

Uh, not exactly how I saw this prank going in my head.

I'm very uncomfortable, and I feel like I just witnessed an awkward moment. Can I please leave?

*walks away*

What the?

*digging* Hmm, not here. *more digging* Dread, not here either.

What on Four is he doing?

And then I eat like fifteen burgers in one whole sitting!

Fifteen?! And then what happens, jelly head?

I mean, it's a pretty gross answer.

It's only public access television. Go ahead.

That looks like it might go on for quite some time. Hey, Woody, you doing okay?

I, I, yeah?

You don't like pranks, do you?

*sighs* No!

Woody, if you just did pranks and stuff to impress me, don't worry about it. I think YOU'RE cool, you don't need to pretend to be someone else for me to like you. I gave you my show because I believe in you. And also because contractially, I'm banned for quite some time for making it purely by myself. But Woody, I'm sure there's something else we can make together.

Yeah?

Yeah!

Not good. *digging* Not good either. Wait, never mind. *digs up the BFDI and BFB* Jackpot.

I knew you were up to something! What do you think you're doing, boxter?!

Four had my precious BFDI. I found it, and I'm taking it back.

Not on my watch you're not.

*hits the ground* Hm, it was easier when you were zapped away. Where's my little laser thingy?

Announcer's laser thingy drops next to him, shattering.

Eep!

So, Gelatin, what is your favorite thing about BFDI?

Meeting so many fabulous people of course!

Aha. And Flower, what is your favorite thing about my moustache?

Give me the same questions as Gelatin! RIGHT NOW!

NO! ANSWER THE QUESTION!

YOU DON'T HAVE A MOUSTACHE!

Music stops.

A-... A-... WHAT?!

Are you joking? What is this?!

I thought I have always had one! I never looked into the mirror! That's it! We're moving on to our next segment! Sing it for me, Gelatin.

Uhh, la, la. A happy purpley... I don't know.

I guess I have to do everything around here, don't I? 🎶 It's time for Purple Face's Torture Time! With F-F-F-Flower! 🎶 Today, Flower will be stuck in this fun tank. Hooray!

This is torture? I'm not scared of tanks. This is fine.

Oh yeah? Look near your feet, little flower pots. There's a bug.

I've been working on that too. I've literally held a bug recently. I've been making great strides getting over my fear of bugs.

You might be fine with one, but how about five HUNDRED of them? How about that?

What? Dear soil, please no!

Here they come, viewers!

Purple Face releases the bugs into Flower's tank.

WAIT, WHAT?! NO! I DON'T WANT THIS! HELP! STOP! LET ME OUT OF HERE!

Flower, hey!

NOT NOW, WOODY! THERE'S BUGS EVERYWHERE! AGGGGGGHHHH!

Flower, breathe in- (inhale) and out. (exhale)

Okay! (hyperventilates)

Slower. (breathes audibly) Try it!

(breathes at a slower rate)

Better?

I- yeah. Thanks, Woody. This is still the worst thing ever, but- (exhale) this definitely makes me feel better. Thank you!

Woody, that was amazing! I'm so proud of you, bro! And I have an idea. Viewers, thank you so much for watching the first episode of my good friend Woody's new show: Woody's Fear Destroyer International! Got a fear? Contact us and Woody will help you take care of it!

Please, help me get out of here! Now! Please!

Shh! Smile for the camera, Flower!

Flower begrudgingly smiles and gives a thumbs up.

OK Announce-o, start talking, or I can break you apart- just like that zapper.

Why don't you trust me?

I knew you were wasting the money. I saw it for myself. You gave Flower $50,000 for literally no reason!

Well, it's too late for anything to be done now. The budget is depleted. BFB will become yet another incomplete season.

Yeah, but why? What's the point of any of this?

None of your business.

Really? (grabs bowling ball) You SURE about that, little speaker?!

Fine. What do you want to know?

Okay, so we got a donation update!

That's great! How much did-

$12!

What?!

I don't think you know how to run anything like this.

Oh yeah? And how would you know, huh?

Huh. I guess you're right. Hooray!

But fine! Truthfully, this isn't going as well as I thought. We need money pronto! Gelatin! We need a new act right now!

Don't you worry, little purple speck of joy. I've had this great idea locked away for a while.

Gelatin is now on stage.

Here are all the different ways I can pronounce my name: Gelatin. Gelatin! Gel-a-tin! Gelatiiiin! Gela- (audience gasp) tin. (applause)

Now this is good television! Yay! Go, Gelatin!

What? Anyone can do that! Move it, Jelly Boy! There's a new star in town! Here are different ways to pronounce my name! Flower. Flow-er. (audience boos) Woah, what the? Give me a chance! Flow-er! Floo-er! You guys, cut it out!

(offscreen) Get off the stage!

What the?

A piano nearly falls on Flower.

That's for disrespecting us, loser! (slaps Flower)

A meteorite hits Flower. Flower immediately gets back up.

For petal's sake! Wha?! NOT THE BUGS! OH DEAR GARDENER! SOMEBODY HELP! WOODY, I NEED YOU!

Uh, can we go help her now?

Heh. Heh! No.

I want to know why you took the BFB.

I don't really care about the BFB all too much. But the BFDI, that's the real treasure. Why wouldn't I want it?

I mean, sure the BFDI is cool, but is it this cool to warrant this stealing? You know, after all these years of battling, I'm not even sure I want it anymore.

Look at it.

(excited chattering)

See? I told you. Everyone wants it.

A little Update, Purple Man: the audience liked the Flower thing! We earned four whole dollars from that! That's better than nothing, right?

$4!? We started with $300! We're down to our last $50 now! Oh, sorry! $54!

Yay! That's the spirit. Always look on the bright side of thi-

WE ARE ABOUT TO GET TURNED OFF, FOREVER! Leafy, this is bad news! I'm sorry, guys. Maybe this whole TV idea was terrible!

Aw, Purple Face, it was. But that's OK. We can figure something out.

Oh! I know! How about we split our show into two shows?

Cut to the Team8s in Battle for Dream Island: The Power of Two.

Oh. Wait. We already did that, didn't we?

I have the winning idea right here, Purple Bro. Welcome to my show, Why I Deserve The Prize Of This and All Seasons. (inhale)

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Ooh! Go, Firey! You got this, buddy! Purple Man, how much has this one earned us?

I don't know how this is even possible, but someone donated minus dollars! We gave them money! We're down to $30! Oh my scribble! This is pointless!

Give me the details, man. You want the BFDI? So what? Why leave for 9 years and just come back?

Uh, what um- oh! I've got it. Hey Taco, what if I told you I've been here all along? Oh! Spooky. Let me explain. Remember back at the final 14, where if you moved the camera to the right, Profily was there? Well, if you pan to the left instead, I was there all along.

(in flashback) Hey guys. What's up, skaters?

Thanks for your lie, but it's not getting by me, little speak-o. Everyone heard you returning to Earth a few months ago.

Yikes. Caught in my lies. Fine, I'll tell you the real story. BFDI ended, and despite losing money producing the season, I managed to regain most of our lost assets due to Leafy's purchasing of Dream Island. It looked like an end to BFDI, but I wanted it to continue, budget or not. I fixed myself back up and returned to Earth.

Wait, you were on Earth all along?

Be quiet! I'm telling my story. I wanted BFDI to continue. I contacted TV to put together the voting for a new season. Then I put together a list of BFDI game rules, and launched it from afar.

(in BFDIA 1) Hey, what's this? BFDI game rules?

I tried to run a season without being noticed. Luckily the contestants always found themselves bickering and arguing. I was able to set up a wheel of challenges for the season. You know, to make sure things didn't drift too much off course without me. I padded the prize wheel and challenge wheel for an entire season's worth, but it quickly descended into chaos. I had to begin spending again to create a personal speaker box for Puffball, and just when I thought my limited budget couldn't be stretched any thinner, everyone kept dying. I had to spend the last of my savings on an HPRC to revive the contestants and keep the competition afloat. But I must say, during my time in the wings, I kept myself pretty incognito. Even when I thought I was caught, I managed to evade questioning.

(in BFDIA 5e) What the?! Speaker box? Why are you back?

(in BFDIA 5e) Uh, no. I'm not the speaker box. (gets Gelatin) I'm a tree. See? Swish, swish, feesh fish.

(in BFDIA 5e) Works for me!

But all good things must come to an end. BFDIA ended production, and in turn, I returned home- until suddenly, I was caught off guard by another season of BFDI, and then I saw those two. The ones who stole my show. They took my creation, my project, and then he went too far. They offered up my most beloved treasure.

(in BFB 1) Don't you want to battle to win a prize?

(in BFB 1) But what is the prize?

(in BFB 1) A BFDI!

They took my show. They stole my work. They took my BFDI. I waited for my moment to take it all back, waiting for the cast to dwindle. When fortunately, that process was sped up for me when Two arrived. 40 contestants left, and, as the cast shrunk, I planned my return. The final four seemed like the perfect time to return to Earth. Barely any pushback. I took back my show. I own BFDI once again, and now I own BFB. And now it's cancelled. And since it's cancelled, no one can win this BFDI from me. It's mine. Forever.

Announcer, we've been battling for 3 years for it! Come on. You need to hand it back to us. We've earned it!

It's too late anyway. It's rightfully mine. Again.

The animation turns into MS Paint.

What the?! What happened to us?!

Ha ha. Looks like the budget has finally ran out. BFB is about to end forever.

No, NOO! I gotta warn the others right now!

Good luck. Hm. That didn't sound as sarcastic as I wanted. I'm not wishing you good luck is basically what I'm trying to say: bad luck, I suppose. Yeah, that works.

Guys, guys! Announcer just confirmed to me BFB is about to end! We have just moments to save it! Quick!

Oh gosh! Anyone got any last minute act or season ideas? Anything at all?

What if, uh, what if Two never showed up and we continued BFB 16 like normal? Would people like that?

Cut to an MS Paint version of the scene where Four chases Loser and Spongy.

Fine! Whatever. You guys are too fast for me. I guess Loser and Spongy can just rejoin the game!

What?! Are you serious?! We've been battling for so long, and you're just going to change the game rules MID-SEASON?!

Fanny is right! That's it! Four's not good at hosting, guys! I say this exact group of 40 of us should leave this show, and that group of exactly 14 can continue battling!

Sounds good to me!

Wait! No! Stop! Don't leave our show!

End of what-if scenario.

Phew, luckily that never happened. That timeline sounds so weird.

The animation turns into paper cutouts.

Oh gosh! Look at us now! I think this is the end, Firey!

Why now? Why on all days does this have to happen today?! I just wanna go to bed!

Okay, we need ideas now, folks, or else everyone will forget me- I mean, us, again! NOOOO!

Does anyone have any money they can give to the shOw?

I got my Box of Paper Slips, but I think the budget is too low to even write anything on them anymore!

It's OK guys; we tried our best. That's all we can do.

Firey's right. Last ditch effort, does anyone have any mo- (gasp) Flower, you!

Huh?

You! You have $50,000, right?

But that's for my business, not for BFDI.

This is for BFB! If you don't save the show, we've all been battling for no reason!

But it's my dream to-

Wait! Hasn't it been a dream of yours to get to the end of a BFDI season? You're so close, Flower! Just do it! Don't be selfish!

Please, Flower! Don't let our competition end like this!

The animation turns into the storyboard.

YAH! Now we look even WORSE! Did you even think I, Purple Bro, could POSSIBLY look any worse, Flower?! Hurry!

Oh my god... but I--

FLOWER!!! PLEASE!!!

ARRRRGH FINE! OKAY!

Flower pushes the $50,000 note into the laptop, restoring the animation to normal. Everyone cheers.

(sigh)

It's okay, Flower. You can always expand your business some other time! Maybe we could work on a business together!

Yeah, I guess you're right, little Jello. Congrats on making it to the final two, buddy!

Flower and Gelatin fist bump.

Thanks for saving the day, final two!

Any chance I could get a thanks? For my TV idea? (crickets chirp) Hello?

Well, whatever. I guess you saved BFB. Great! You should all pat yourselves on the back, or whatever. And in turn, since the season is uncancelled, you'll still be in the battle for a BFB and a BFDI. Cool. Not like I care. Flower and Gelatin, the final two. Two underdogs, a Have Not and a Have Cot. Immunity beast vs. someone who tries at immunities. A first boot vs. the only contestant to never have been eliminated in BFDI. It all comes down to this. Viewers, voters, fans, subscribers, and others-

Hey guys, it's me, Cary, and thanks for watching BFB 29. I can't believe we're at our final 2 now, that's like, Gelatin and Flower? Um, it looks like we have a giant Teardrop family reunion happening right here, which Woody must be a huge fan of- because he knows rain will improve the ecological health of plant life in the environment, of course. But yeah, thanks for watching this episode. Dozens of people put a lot of hard work into it, and I hope to see you in the finale of BFB next episode! Okay. Oh, also don't forget to vote by typing the letter of the character you want to win in square brackets and posting as a comment on this video. Goodbye!

Post-credits scene begins.

Good luck on the win, Flower.

You too, jelly man! Say, he's been gone for a while. I wonder when Four's coming back.

A Four-shaped cactus shakes and an earthquake occurs.

Uh, Flower?! What on Four did you just do?!

Nothing! I didn't think I did anything? What the--?!

A fault line opens up between the two of them.

Flower, what happened?! What do we do?!

The ground stops shaking.

What the petal was that?!

The episode ends.