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Happy birthday, BFDI![]

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WARNING: This video may potentially trigger seizures for people with photosensitive epilepsy. Viewer discretion is advised.
"HAPPY FIFTEENTH BIRTHDAY, BFDI!" with Two and the currently-competing TPOT contestants.
which later changes to...
"HAPPY FIFTEENTH BIRTHDAY, BFDI!" with One and the failed debuters.

Cold open[]

Anchor

BLEEEGGH! Help! Please!

PDA

What do you think I'm doing?
The camera zooms up to reveal the other failed debuters.

Camera

Hurting... Hurting... HURTS!! STOOOOP!!!

Kitchen Sink

Don't worry! I've got this!
Kitchen Sink uses Camera's scroll wheel.

Camera

How is this—BWAGH—helping?

Kitchen Sink

It's helping me have a look. Helping you? Not so much.
Kitchen Sink zooms in through Camera.

Kitchen Sink

...Nah, not close enough.

Scissors

We need more rope!

Rubber Spatula

All it needs is a good—
Rubber Spatula's rope fails them and many failed debuters fall into the pit, with Income Tax Return Document floating down slowly. PDA's screen cracks upon impact.

Anchor

Hooray! Uh... sorry, PDA. And now up! We go up!

Leek

Uh, I think we're stuck. Thanks, Kitchen Sink.
Kitchen Sink sticks his tongue out at Leek.
Discy cuts through the rocks.

Leek

Nice idea, Discy!
They attempt to break the rocks. One breaks the rocks for them.

All
YAY!
The failed debuters head through the hole where they spot the Yoylite protected in glass.
Boom Mic grabs a book from the table and accidentally sets off the alarm.
One appears in the monitor and makes the glass disappear, leaving the Yoylite unprotected.
Clapboard grabs the book from Boom Mic and reads it.

Clapboard

That rock sent people to the future?

Anchor

Immense power? Well, if I can't have Two's power, THIS will do just nicely!
Anchor picks up the Yoylite.

Kitchen Sink

What? What makes you think you get to have it?

Anchor

I was down here first, so it should be mine!

Discy

You wouldn't have known this was here if it wasn't for us! Give it!
The failed debuters argue over who gets the Yoylite.

Shopping Cart

I need it! I don't want to be a joke or a reject! I could use this to change my future!

Leek

Or past!
The failed debuters continue to argue over the Yoylite.

Discy

I could change my past... and make an impact on BFDI earlier!

Income Tax Return Document

[GASP] I need it! Please!
One watches over them intently and disappears.

Shopping Cart

Guys, I think we should be careful of this thing!
The failed debuters disappear, leaving the Yoylite where it is.
Title card just like BFDIA 17 appears, just with "Seasonal" replacing "Start the."

After the title card[]

The camera cuts to the hotel kitchen. Gaty and Two are preparing lunches.

Two

♫ Doot-doo-doo! ♫

Gaty

♫ Doo-doo-doo! ♫
Two's watch beeps. It's time for Cake at Stake!

Two

Uh, Gaty?

Gaty

Oh, uh, don't worry about it, Two! I can handle this.
Two gives Gaty a thumbs-up and leaves the hotel kitchen for Cake at Stake. The hotel kitchen starts to shake.

Gaty

Woah! Two! What... what's happening?!

Gaty

AAAAAAAH!
One kidnaps Gaty. Camera cuts to One's Room, where Gaty is falling.

Gaty

WUAAAAAAAAAA... UGH! Ow!
Gaty lands onto the couch, after which she feels herself to find that her injuries are gone.

One

Finally! Gaty!
The camera cuts to the hotel roof. The contestants gather there... except for Liy, who squishes Two just like she did Four.

Fanny

I hate waiting!

Two

But that wait is over, because you all know what it's time for!

MarkerTheGreen

We sure do!

Black Hole

Wha—Marker? Why are you... What happened?
The timeline changes and the Hotel reverts to the Bathrooms.

Pin

What happened with what?

Black Hole

The... the hotel. We—I-I-I mean...

Robot Flower

Hotel? What hotel?
The rest of Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again and BaggedBagged confusedly stare at Black Hole.

Black Hole

What is going on?
The camera zooms to March 24th, 2020. The contestants are pulling the EXITors away from Four.
Pan up to outer space, where Anchor suddenly appears due to the timeline change.

Anchor

Ooh! Where am I? Did it work?
Anchor looks down upon Earth.

Anchor

(Sigh) ...Well, almost.
Camera pans to Anchor falling to the Earth, screaming. He goes down in flames, crashing onto Earth. The crash releases the contestants' grip on the EXITors.

Saw

Huh? What's happening?

Two

Hi, guys!
The impact causes the Earth and the Moon to fall to Algebra planet. Two zooms past above Earth. The camera pans to the contestants chattering in confusion, with Nine watching.

Anchor

Hello? Help!

Four

Wha? Who are you?
Camera cuts to Two on an alien planet.

Two

Oh. I wasn't aiming for this planet, but... eh, why not?
Two turns to a group of alien creatures.

Two

You guys want to battle for Limitless Power?
The creatures chatter in strange alien noises.

Two

Taking that as a yes. Nice!
It is January 1st, 2025. The contestants are chattering about Black Hole's confusion.

Black Hole

(Under others) I'm serious, listen! I- okay. This is really weird, but... I know it may feel like I'm insane, but- I'm serious!

Black Hole

Guys, I swear! There... there was a hotel, and-and Marker was purple, and—

MarkerTheGreen

That's ridiculous, Black Hole. I've always been this way. Marker the Green! Remember that nickname everybody calls me?

Pen

I've always loved that nickname. High five, Marker the Green!
Pen and Marker high-five.

Black Hole

None of... this is... true? Or... Okay, Two, can you explain what's happening?
Nine rides in on their skateboard.

Nine

The tubular thing happening here, broski, is that it's time for Cake at Skate!

Black Hole

hhHUH?!
Cake at Skate intro plays.

Cake at Skate[]

Bagged's elimination[]

Nine

BaggedBagged! You radical cats will receive a brand-new shiny skateboard when you're safe! Tennis Ball! You're safe with 24,507 votes. Booyah!
The timeline changes, and Tennis Ball receives a slice of cheese, which he swallows whole.

Tennis Ball

Mmm-hmmm, yummy! Best one yet!

Black Hole

I thought the prize was a skateboard?
Nine becomes the Cheese Orb.

Cheese Orb

It's always been cheese. Now be quiet! Liy, you're safe with 19,861 votes.
Liy recieves a BFDI DDS. The Cheese Orb switches to VR Headset.

VR Headset

Heh, level up for you, Liy!

Black Hole

Is this a big practical joke?

Liy

You don't like me being safe, Black Hole? Sigh...

Black Hole

Tha-that's not what I'm talking about!

VR Headset

Achievement unlocked for Pen, for being next safe with 18,114 votes.
Pen receives a slice of cake. VR Headset becomes the Announcer.

Announcer

Bottle is safe with 16,333 votes.

Black Hole

Where are you all coming from? Stop switching our hosts!

Golf Ball

What are you talking about? The speaker box has been our host for as long as I can remember.

Black Hole

Golf Ball, something's changing. You're smart. Can't you see this is not normal?

Golf Ball

Black Hole, I don't know what's going on with you.

Black Hole

I can feel something! Something's happening! I don't understand it, though.
Golf Ball looks away.

Announcer

Down to the bottom two: TV and Basketball. The contestant safe with 16,146 votes is—
The Announcer becomes the Triangle Speaker Box.

Triangle Speaker Box

It's TV.
TV plays Flower's dance from The Tweested Temple, except Flower is replaced by Taco. The Triangle Speaker Box then becomes Profily.

Profily

(voice breaking) Basketball! You are eliminated with 8,441 votes! No! NO!!!
Profily runs over to hug Basketball.

Profily

WAAHHAHAHAH! I'm sorry, Basketball!

Basketball

I—uhh...

Robot Flower

I'm sorry too, Basketball.
Robot Flower hugs Basketball. The camera cuts back to One and Gaty.

Gaty

You think this would work on anyone? An old friend of Two? I chat to Two almost daily. They've never brought you up ever!
Gaty kicks away the contract in front of them.

One

My, quite an attitude. And not working on anyone? Are you sure?

Gaty

Needle? Bomby? You took everyone? What did they agree to?

One

To get out of here, just like you will.

Gaty

But... they never came back.

One

I never told them they were going back to you guys. Say, where are they now?
One turns on a TV which then shows Needle, Bomby, Bell, and Barf Bag on the Road of Reconsideration. Gaty looks on in horror.

One

So, enough about that. What's it gonna take for you to sign?

Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again's elimination[]

Camera cuts to Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again. A new character called Ean is now hosting.

Ean

It's time for Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again's elimination!

Black Hole

Who... or what are you?

Ean

Oh, Black Hole, we go way back. You know me! I'm Ean, of course. The iconic 27th letter of the alphabet! And like the last ceremony, the cake this time is the 28th letter of the alphabet, Vrrrpt! Because you got 21,935 votes!
Ean throws Vrrrpt into Black Hole.

Black Hole

This—this is nonsense! Complete nonsense! Fanny!

Fanny

I hate nonsense! But this is anything but!

Golf Ball

Tennis Ball, I've never seen Black Hole seeming this... frazzled before. Do you think that things seem... unusual?

Tennis Ball

No... do you?

Golf Ball

That's the thing. I don't!
The scene switches to BFDIA style. The host, Ean, becomes Pan Flute.

Pan Flute

Fanny, you're safe with 19,721 votes.
Pan Flute throws a guitar at Fanny.

Fanny

I hate you!
Evil Leafy, now the host, announces that Pin is safe with 17,198 votes while teleporting five times.

Pin

Yay! I'm safe!

Evil Leafy

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Pin smiles all the white despite Evil Leafy screaming at her.
Cut back to Tennis Ball, Golf Ball, and Black Hole.

Black Hole

Okay, you two have to listen to me now. In all realities, in all possibilities, do you really think this is the world we live in? Where Evil Leafy is hosting?
The scene changes to the style of BFDI Is Back. Planty is now the host.

Black Hole

Where PLANTY is hosting? REALLY?!

Tennis Ball

All realities, possibilities... Golf Ball, you don't think-

Golf Ball

Realiti—no. *gasp* TB! Quick!
Golf Ball and Tennis Ball run away.

Black Hole

Hey, I'm talking!
Planty reveals Marker is safe with 16,906 votes. He spits his acid as the prize.

MarkerTheGreen

Hooray!
Host Planty switches to Pineapple.

Pineapple

Tree and Robot Flower, you are the bottom two!

Robot Flower

I thought people liked me!

Pineapple

Well, I like you, but that's not enough for you to stay. Tree is safe with 16,871 votes.
Robot Flower crash-lands onto the ground next to Tree.

Pineapple

Robot Flower is out with 10,771 votes!
Pillow grabs Robot Flower and dances with her like how Pin did in the previous episode.

Robot Flower

I'm... I'm that disliked?

Pillow

Of course! Why wouldn't you be?
Basketball kicks Pillow.

Basketball

I'm sorry, Robot Flower. I feel like this is all my fault. I tried to fix you for so long and—

Robot Flower

Even if I wasn't myself for a while, knowing you were by my side that whole time makes me feel appreciated. Which is all I've ever wanted.

Pineapple

Well, as usual, it's time for the two of you to go. So, GET IN THE SLINGSHOT!
The scene switches back to the TPOT style with X, and then BFDI, where Announcer uses the Sender Scoop Thrower to send the two away.

Announcer

Basketball, Robot Flower, goodbye.
The scene reverts to TPOT, where Basketball and Robot Flower are carried away by the Dragon.

Black Hole

(hyperventilating) Somebody, help!
The camera cuts to Golf Ball and Tennis Ball running, where the scene changes to BFDI, while they become plushie form. Then the scene changes to paper form with the two heading to Golf Ball's underground factory. Then the scene changes to early BFB style.
The camera cuts to the other contestants. The scene changes to CGI form.

Black Hole

Tree! What happened to you?

Tree

(Sigh) I knew this hair trimming was a bad idea.
Scene changes to early BFDI style. Camera cuts to Golf Ball and Tennis Ball.

Tennis Ball

Black Hole was right!
Golf Ball sees footage of the failed debuters disappearing in time after fighting over the Yoylite.

Golf Ball

QUICK! GO! RUN! ZOOM! We gotta get outta here!
Golf Ball and Tennis Ball carry the Yoylite up to the surface. Camera cuts to the surface, where Glue is now hosting.

Glue

So, are you all ready for today's challenge?

Yellow Face

We sure are, Glu—
The style changes back to TPOT.

Yellow Face

—ix.
Camera cuts to Six, who is now hosting.

Six

Good! Then for today's challenge—

Golf Ball

PEOPLE!

Six

Hey! I'm talking!
Tennis Ball tackles Six, holding their mouth shut. The crowd gasps.

Golf Ball

Black Hole was right! Something around here is changing... as a result of THIS!
Golf Ball shows everyone the Yoylite and throws it onto the ground. The crowd gasps again.
Six gets up, sending Tennis Ball flying. They stare in awe at the Yoylite.

Pencil

Oh, puh-lease, Bossy Bot. Everything is perfectly fine.
Six rapidly changes, with TV displaying each host they become. They become the Announcer, Ean, Green Face, three Triangle Speaker Boxes, Meatball, and finally VR Headset.

Pencil

Don't be so paranoid about everything, GB.

Winner

Why would Black Hole be aware of it and not us?

MarkerTheGreen

Yeah! I'm smart! ...and green!

Golf Ball

It's simple. Due to the extreme strength of his own gravitational pull and its effect on the space and time around him, Black Hole's body and memories would not be affected by any spacetime anomalies whereas ours would be. But look!

Tennis Ball

Ten years ago, I used this very Yoylite to travel forward to last year, and almost risked messing with the future. If those guys have traveled back in time and are altering the timeline, the consequences could be—
A crack appears in the sky.

Tennis Ball

*gasp* CATASTROPHIC.
The host, then VR Headset, changes into Pan Flute.

Pan Flute

Contestants! You need to sort this thing out! Guys, go get that failed ensemble back before anything else happens!
One spies the Yoylite, and uses her powers to make everyone remember the original timeline. Camera cuts to her room.

Gaty

What was that?

One

Just helping them remember the original timeline.

Gaty

Why would you want that?

One

It's easier for them to cause damage this way. Or... y'know... this could all be over if you just agree to this silly deal already.

Gaty

Surely this is way more effort than it's worth.

One

Ha ha ha ha! You'd think, but hey, I'll wait. In the meantime, let's watch!
Camera cuts back to the contestants.

Grassy

I—I remember now! Pan Flute's not our host!
Pan Flute becomes Ten.

Ten

Yes! It's me, right?

Tree

No! Imposter! Where did Two go?

MarkerTheGreen

Uh... And why am I green?

Black Hole

You... guys... remember! HOW!?
Back in her room, One winks at Gaty.

Golf Ball

GAH! It must be the Yoylite! Such power...

Tennis Ball

That we shouldn't mess with!

Bottle

So cool!
A cloud forms inside Bottle that shows Taco's dance on TV. Pen grabs the cloud.

Pen

Everything's changing!
Pen runs to TV while carrying the cloud.

Pen

TV! Can you scan our past to detect those failed debuter guys?
TV scans the timeline and finds nine failed debuters in nine different time periods in the BFDI series. He shows Discy in Who Stole Donut's Diary? and Kitchen Sink in Fortunate Ben.

Golf Ball

Those rejects are so stupid they don't realize messing with time has consequences!?

Ten

FINE! This challenge seems good enough then. TEAMS, USE THIS YOYLITE!
Ten throws the Yoylite onto the ground and stomps on it, breaking it into four pieces.

Tennis Ball

(off-screen) Careful!

Ten

Use a piece of the Yoylite to head into the past and retrieve the failed debuters! The two teams that gather up the most contestants from the past will win immunity! The two that gather up the least failed debuters will—
Ten becomes the Cheese Orb.

Cheese Orb

—be up for elimination! Hahaha! HAA hu hueh hah huah hah! HaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
The intro plays, with Two replaced by the Cheese Orb and Marker being green.

Challenge[]

Golf Ball

According to Tennis Ball's research notes, reckless control of the Yoylite will result in us being sent back in time withOUT any point of return! So make sure when handling the Yoylite that you'll be professional, organized, and—
Yellow Face is juggling the rest of CloudYAY.

Yellow Face

YAAAY! YAAAY!

Golf Ball

IS THERE AN OFF BUTTON FOR YOU ALL?!

Cheese Orb

TV, give us our first four timeline points already!
TV assigns the timeline points to the teams. Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again is at BFB 16, on March 24th, 2020; Team 2 is at BFDIA 10, on March 1st, 2014; BaggedBagged is at BFB 5, on January 12, 2018; CloudYAY is at BFDI 5, on May 1st, 2010.

Cheese Orb

Easy. Retrieve the failed debuters before our—
Cheese Orb turns into Nine.

Nine

—world falls apart! Go, party people!
Nine becomes Pan Flute.

Fanny

March 24th, 2020!

Snowball

March 1st, 2014.

Bottle

January 12th, 2018!

Yellow Face

May 1st, 2010!
The teams time travel to their destinations. Black Hole, TV, and Pan Flute stay behind.

Black Hole

(nervously breathing) Good luck, you guys.

Pan Flute

Thank you, Black Hole, but I think those teams are the only ones that truly need the luck.

Black Hole

Yeah, um... wasn't talking to you.

January 12th, 2018[]

The camera shows BaggedBagged time traveling to BFB 5.

Liy

Woah. What's this challenge?

Pen

Oh yeah, uh, back then you got eliminated. Well, uh, today.
The camera pans to Free Food screaming at the oncoming paper plane where Kitchen Sink is on. Free Food's paper plane collapses, causing them to fall. Kitchen Sink manages to bring them back on their plane.

Foldy

Huh? Who are you?

Kitchen Sink

Your newest member, for now and forever!

Tennis Ball

(through clenched teeth) We got to stop that guy!
BaggedBagged begin to fold a paper airplane for themselves.

Pen

We're on it!

Bottle

And now I'm on—

PTL

GET OFF!

Bottle

...Okay!

May 1st, 2010[]

The camera now shows BFDI 5.

Announcer

The fifth contest is to cross a bridge. The team with more people—Excuse me, who are you?

Scissors

Who... when... where am I?

Announcer

I'm talking. Please leave me alone.

Scissors

Oh, my bad. I—
Scissors breaks the Announcer.

Eraser

What did you do to the speaky box?!

Coiny

You need to be punished!

All
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
CloudYAY time travels here.

Winner

Oh gosh, how are we going to save them without getting caught?

Pillow

Stop! Give them here!
Pillow throws Pen to knock over Leafy. Pillow then throws Needle to trip Eraser. They then scream as they throw Scissors, who then knocks down the bridge.

Golf Ball

Brilliant work, bedhead!

Pillow

Thank you!

March 24th, 2020[]

The camera now shows BFB 16.

Nine

Wooooahhhh! What do we have here?

Four

Hey! Go over there with the other fans already!
Four and Nine argue. Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again then spots Anchor buried in the dirt.

Anchor

Hello? Anyone?
Pin picks up Anchor.

Anchor

Yay, yay! Now I can join—
Tree and Fanny grab Anchor, who cries hysterically.

Fanny

I hate you! Let's GO!
Marker uses a telescope and spots Two on another planet talking to the contestants.

MarkerTheGreen

But wait! Two's still up there! We need to fix things!

Pin

But the challenge is to retrieve the failures, not to fix the past!

MarkerTheGreen

But I want Two back!

Anchor

Can I go?

Tree

No!

Anchor

Then I'm just going back to my dirt!
The dirt then glitches into a bowling pin, then into one of Flower's sweaters.

Tree

Huh?

March 1st, 2014[]

The camera shows Team 2 time traveling to BFDIA 10.

Pencil

Open mouth, yeah yeah yeah! Eat ice cream, yeah yeah yeah!

Snowball

So? How's this different?

Ice Cube

Looks normal to me.
Book bumps into Snowball, sending Ice Cube flying into Gelatin's Steakhouse.

Book

DOOR! LOOK!
The camera pans to the door, which then opens revealing Shopping Cart inside.

Shopping Cart

I told them all to be careful! I... How am I going to get out of here?
Shopping Cart gets their wheel stuck on a poster.

Shopping Cart

Ugh! Come on! Just let me go!
Shopping Cart then flies into Oak Tree, knocking them over along with all the other recommended characters.

Shopping Cart

Wait, no! Guys, I'm sorry!

Pencil

Open mouth, yeah yeah yeah! Eat ice cream, yeah yeah ye—wha? E-s-STOP SCREAMING! It's ice cream time!
The camera zooms out to shows all the recommended characters screaming.

Price Tag

So, uhh, did this happen last time?

Back to 2010[]

The camera shows BFDI 5 again.

Scissors

Guys, please! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to! I'm sorry!

Pencil

Apologize later! You're standing in our way of immunity, so get up here NOW!
Pillow picks up Donut, Golf Ball, Winner, Yellow Face, and Pencil.

Pillow

Ready, team? 3, 2...

Golf Ball

No! No-no-no! No!

Pillow

1! Let's go!
CloudYAY jumps in the hole and holds on to the dangling bridge.

Golf Ball

Pillow, you nincompoop! We don't even know if we can be RECOVERED in the past!

Pillow

Then we better figure something out, fast!

Golf Ball

Yellow Face, your products always come in handy. Got anything?

Yellow Face

I'm bankrupt! I used my life's earnings on the SuperVan. I've got nothing.

Winner

Hmm... As long as we can bring a dead body back to the present, I'm sure we can recover them.

Pillow

I like that logic!

Winner

Pillow, ready to help me create some luck?
Pillow smiles, a drum fill plays, and Winner and Pillow grab Scissors.

Scissors

Wait, no! GUYS, WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS!!

Pillow and Winner
Bye, Scissors!
Pillow and Winner split Scissors in half. They then use the parts to climb up the cliff. Winner then throws them all to the other side.

Yellow Face

What do we do about these guys?
Pillow runs and pushes all the BFDI contestants off the cliff.

Pillow

There! Problem solved!

Golf Ball

Wait! If we don't fix this, won't it have long term effects?

Pencil

Calm down, Golf Ball. The challenge was to bring the debuters back to the present! Now be quiet and let's go!
CloudYAY time travels back to the present.

Pillow

One down! Where to next, TV?
TV shows BFDI Mini 1, along with the date September 10th, 2020.

CloudYAY
September 10th, 2020!
TV starts beeping loudly.

Black Hole

What's up, TV?
TV shows the clip of Pillow pushing all the BFDI contestants off the cliff in BFDI 5.

Black Hole

Oh no! That... that might—
The crack in the sky grows larger.

Jack

*gulp* And so I learned that everybody can make a difference.
TV displays a thumbs-up on his screen. Cut back to BaggedBagged in 2018.

Back to 2018[]

Bottle

Wheeeeee! Let's goooooo!
BaggedBagged's paper airplane changes into a hot-air balloon.

Bottle

OOOOOOOOOH! Upgraaaaade!

Liy

What just happened?

Tennis Ball

Well, because CloudYAY went even further back, they must have changed something which caused a ripple effect, altering even more random details throughout the future!

Liy

Like that thing being the host? Who even is that?
Camera pans to Three and Ean, now the hosts of BFB.

Pen

I've had enough of those numbers. Let's just get to those other paper airplanes.
Camera pans to reveal that all paper airplanes had changed into hot-air balloons.

Pen

Or... hot-air balloons or—
Tennis Ball and Liy jump on the hot air balloon, knocking Pen down.

Liy

Let's go! Go!
Liy flips herself and raises the balloon into the air. Woody screams as BaggedBagged approaches Beep's balloon. The two balloons eventually collide. The other members of Beep scream. Death P.A.C.T. notices BaggedBagged.

Remote

Wha? What? Why are there more of you?

Pen

AAAHH!!! An imposter! Black Hole! Get rid of them!

Black Hole

But killing a clone is still causing death.

Liy

I'm not dealing with this team again!
Liy flips herself back and goes for Free Food. The members of Free Food scream as BaggedBagged crashes into them.

Tennis Ball

Kitchen Sink, get over here NOW!
The hot-air balloons become rocket ships.

Kitchen Sink

Nope, I don't think so!
Kitchen Sink shoots a laser at Death P.A.C.T.'s ship, killing their Bottle.

Bottle

Aaaand old me is dead!

Tennis Ball

NO! We—
The ships become boats.

Bottle

And now we are dead!
Everyone screams as they fall.
Liy gets up and flips to her debut design. She charges at Free Food's boat and grabs Kitchen Sink.

Liy

Stop messing around!
Liy goes back to her team and slams Kitchen Sink onto the boat, shattering him. Liy flips back.

Liy

Good!

Tennis Ball

We need to hope reality shifts again, or we're TOAST!

Everyone
*screaming*

Back to 2014[]

Cut back to Team 2 in 2014. The recommended characters are running around screaming.

Snowball

How do we stop these BABIES from crying?! SHUT IT!!
Snowball yells at Yolky, who then runs off crying. Grassy grabs Shopping Cart and wheels them into the Shadeshouse. Grassy then grabs some ice cream and throws it into Shopping Cart, alerting Woody, who just appeared at the stand.

Woody

Hey!

Shopping Cart

Brrrrr! Chilly!
Grassy takes some ice cream and feeds it to Chocolate Fondue Fountain, calming everyone down. The iconic "cheer" sound effect plays.

Book

Nice work, Grassy!
Snowball throws the members of Team 2 into Shopping Cart. They travel back to the present and fall to the ground, almost crushing Puffball Speaker Box, who is now hosting.

Puffball Speaker Box

Hey! Watch it, you! Team 2 have saved a failed debuter, tying them with CloudYAY! Your next mission is here: October 3rd, 2008!
TV shows Team 2 the first book of Total Firey Island.

Puffball Speaker Box

✨ Gooooood luuuuuuuuck! ✨

TeamTwo

October 3rd, 2008!
Team 2 travel to 2008.

October 3rd, 2008[]

Ice Cube

Wha?

Snowball

Geez... sure has been a while.

Grassy

Has that always been the name of this place?
The camera zooms out to reveal that Firey has gone missing from the logo, now reading "Total Island".

Ice Cube

Huh? Where'd Firey go?
Income Tax Return Document runs off with Firey.

Price Tag

No! Stop that guy! He's a menace!

Back to 2020[]

Cut to Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again in 2020.

Tree

How are we going to get all the way up there?!

Fanny

Maybe we just have to wait for the past to change enough for these things to come in handy!
Fanny runs over to Cloudy's collection and runs around in it. A catapult appears. Fanny jumps in.

Fanny

Hurry! Before it changes again!
Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again grab some items from the collection and jump into the catapult. They manage to launch right before the catapult turns into Boombox. Two of the collection items become a stick of dynamite and a match. The team uses them to boost themselves to Two.

Two

Hm? What's this? New contestants?

Pin

Two! You were meant to land down there, on that big blue planet! Not this DISGUSTING—

Aliens
Disgusting?!
The alien creatures get offended and attack Pin.

Two

YARGH! Well, you guys seem a lot nicer than these folks, so if you can discard of them, then I'll come down to that planet and host there instead!
Pin lights the alien creatures on fire with the match, and Fanny crushes them with an easel that turned into a hammer.

Two

Phew! Honestly, I'm glad you guys came! I was not too fond of that lot. You know that they tried to beat me up? What contestants of mine would ever want to do such a thing?!

MarkerTheGreen

Uhhhh, yeah...!
Two snaps Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again back to Earth. They run over to Four.

Two

Okay! I'm wanting to host now!

Four

Excuse me, I'm already dealing with this one!
Nine smirks and points at Four, but Two kicks Nine into the sky.

Nine

THIS IS NOT RADICAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL...!
Two snaps, sending the Algebra planet down and away from Earth.

Two

Ahh! There we go! Now, are you guys ready to battle for a cool prize?
Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again walks back to Cloudy's collection.

Tree

All resolved! Phew.
They grab Anchor and return to the present.

MarkerTheGreen

Black Hole! We got Anchor!
Marker notices that the Announcer is hosting.

MarkerTheGreen

Uh... I thought we saved Two!

Black Hole

I think with all the other teams, we still haven't got back to our timeline yet.
Marker throws Anchor onto the ground. The crack in the sky shrinks.

Black Hole

Your fix! It's working!

Tree

Just like this new trim.

Fanny

What's next?!

Black Hole

Well, honestly, the other teams are too focused on the challenge and... not really fixing up the timeline.
TV shows Pillow in 2010 pushing everyone into the gorge.

Tree

Then let's fix it to stop that thing!

Fanny

I HATE CloudYAY! We're on it, Black Hole!

Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again
May 1st, 2010!

Back to 2018 again[]

Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again travel to 2010. Cut back to BaggedBagged in 2018. The falling boats change into clouds.

Cloudy

Maybe I should add this cloud to my collection!
Pen picks up Kitchen Sink's corpse.

Pen

YOU REALLY MADE A MESS, YOU KNOW THAT?! *sigh* Whatever. Let's just get out of here.

Tennis Ball

Um, but, we should probably try fixing all this—
Pan to the BFB contestants on their clouds.

Tennis Ball

Ugh... ooookaaaayyyyy...
BaggedBagged returns to the present. Pen carries Kitchen Sink to TV. Three, who is now the host, stares at Pen before changing into Four.

Four

Great work, BaggedBagged! Your next assignment is here, June 29th, 2012!
TV displays the thumbnail of Yeah, Who? I Wanna Know.

Tennis Ball

June 29th, 2012!
BaggedBagged travels to 2012.

June 29th, 2012[]

Cut to 2012. Clapboard is exploring this era. They notice the crowd chasing after Leafy.

Clapboard

Huh? What is going on here?
Cut to the objects chasing Leafy. She runs into Clapboard and trips.

Clapboard

I got her! I got her!

Blocky

Nice try, Leafy!

Leafy

PLEASE! PLEASE! LET ME GO!

Pin

Thank you for the help, kind stranger!

Clapboard

Aww, hey, don't mention it.

Pin

Now we can finally finish the execution!

Clapboard

Wait, what?!

Everyone
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!

Clapboard

Wait, let her down! Guys!
Leafy frees herself and runs away.

Clapboard

Uh... so...

Golf Ball

GRR!!! YOU LET HER GET AWAY!!!

Pin

I think we have a new target!

Clapboard

NO, HELP!

Everyone
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
BaggedBagged appears in 2012. They see the crowd carrying Clapboard away.

Bottle

Aaaaand Clapboard is dead! ...soon.

Tennis Ball

Oh no! This is when we tried to execute Leafy after she sold Dream Island!

Bottle

An execution? That's not very pact-like of you, Pen!

Pen

HEY! It's not like I was happy about it.
Cut to 2012 Pen in the crowd. He has a smile on his face while chanting.

Pen, Ice Cube, Pin, Coiny, Golf Ball
Kill! Kill! Kill!
Cut back to BaggedBagged.

Pen

Wwwwweeeeeellllllllllll... the past is in the past.

Liy

Don't worry, Pen. Everybody has regrets.

Tennis Ball

We need to stop this, now!
Tennis Ball chases after the crowd.

September 10th, 2020[]

Cut to BFDI Mini 1. Hey Two! is playing in the background.

Pencil

Eee-yuck! Who are these people? And why is it so claustrophobic here?
Pencil slides the black borders out and punches the instructions into the sky.

RoseMini

Wha—Wait! What do we do?!

JRTD

The instructions are gone! Those were important.

Winner

Oh! Uhh, sorry, we can get it back—

JRTD

Grrrr!
Selfie Dog rolls their skateboard at Pencil, hitting her.

Pencil

OW!
Cut to CloudYAY. They are surrounded by the BFDI Mini contestants.

Donut

Okay, wait, guys, we don't mean any—
The Mini contestants charge at CloudYAY.

Pencil

OW! Calm down, you guys! Yellow Face, get those instructions back!

Yellow Face

I'm on it!

Pencil

And don't think I didn't notice YOU, Boom Mic!

Golf Ball

Get her, Pencil! We can't keep damaging the past! It might come back to get US!

Pencil

Rrrrrrriiiiight.

Back to 2008[]

Cut to Team 2 in 2008. They are chasing after Income Tax Return Document and Firey.

EraserTFI

Should we follow them?

Snowball

NO!

EraserTFI

Eh, okay.

Price Tag

Y'know, if I took something old-timey like this box back home, it'd be worth a fortune...!
Book grabs Price Tag and carries them away.

Book

Eh, where'd Doccy go?

Snowball

AEUGH! Taggy! He could be anywhere!

Income Tax Return Document

Nope! Right here.
Income Tax Return Document jumps into the Murderer Trout's tank.

Snowball

Tell us right now! Where'd you put him?

Income Tax Return Document

Who knows. Oh well! I'll just have to take his place.
Cut to Book and Ice Cube, who are looking at the TFI logo. It now reads "Total Income Tax Return Document Island".

Price Tag

Ohhhhh, yeah, that can't be good.
Back in the present, the crack in the sky grows bigger.

Black Hole

Oh no! TV, what happened?
TV shows him Total Income Tax Return Document Island.

Black Hole

You're kidding!

VR Headset

Ooh... game over.

TV

Snowball

Tell us right now! Where'd you put him?

Income Tax Return Document

Who knows. Oh well! I'll just have to take his place.

Black Hole

NO! We need to find him!

VR Headset

Heh, if only we had a 1-Up.
Black Hole throws VR Headset far away.

VR Headset

(singing the Game Over theme from Super Mario Bros.) ♫ Doot doot doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo doodoodooo... ♫
Black Hole starts reading through the TFI comics.

Black Hole

Come onnnnnn, come ON! Where are you, Firey?
Cut back to 2008. Grassy throws Income Tax Return Document out of the tank. Snowball catches him.

Snowball

We'll get him later. Now we—
The ground starts to shake.

Ice Cube

Now that Firey's gone, I think if we remove Income Tax Return Document, everything CRUMBLES!

Snowball

I—You're useless!
Snowball throws Income Tax Return Document back into the tank.

Income Tax Return Document

I'm... important. YES!

Grassy

AAHHH!! So many comics! Where could Firey be?

Back to 2012[]

Cut to Clapboard in 2012.

Golf Ball

Eraser, activate the Announcer Crusher!
Eraser activates the Announcer Crusher.

Everyone
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!

Tennis Ball

We have very little time! What do we do?

Liy

We have to get her!
BaggedBagged chase after Leafy. She leads them into the Evil Forest.

Bottle

Aww, we lost her!

Tennis Ball

N-n-no no no! I remember this! Sh-she went that way!
BaggedBagged continue chasing after Leafy. She pushes a tree down, but it bounces off Tennis Ball and into her way, blocking her.

Leafy

Please! PLEASE!
Liy puts Leafy into Bottle.

Leafy

NO!!
BaggedBagged head back to the mainland with Leafy. The Announcer Crusher has not crushed Clapboard yet.

Pin

This is terrible! Why is it so slow?! Won't this thing go any faster?!

Bottle

Looooook who I found!

Golf Ball

*gasp* She's back! Everyone, AFTER HER!!
Bottle drops Leafy.

Leafy

WAIT! NO!
The crowd chases after Leafy like usual. BaggedBagged retrieve Clapboard and return to the present, where one of the Carrot Cakes is waiting for them.

Carrot Cake

And that's two for you, BaggedBagged! Your next destination is here: March 1st, 2011!
TV displays the thumbnail of Vomitaco.

Black Hole

You did awesome, guys!

BaggedBagged
March 1st, 2011!
BaggedBagged travel to 2011.

Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again in 2010[]

Cut to 2010, where Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again have arrived.

Tree

Hello? Eh, looks like we're too late. Back home we go—

MarkerTheGreen

STOOOOOP!! Down here!
The BFDI contestants, including Income Tax Return Document in place of Firey, are screaming as they hang on the edges of the cliff.

Pin

Quickly!
Pin, Fanny, and Tree stack on top of each other to rescue the contestants while Marker pieces the Announcer back together.

Back to BFDI Mini[]

Cut to BFDI Mini. Boom Mic makes it to the top of the Eiffel Tower, with Pencil right behind her.

Pencil

Nowhere to go, Boom Mic!

RoseMini

GET AWAY FROM HER!

Pencil

HEY, STOP IT, YOU!
Everyone starts fighting.

JRTD

Come down here, now!
Pencil pulls Rose up. Rose hits Boom Mic, who falls off the Eiffel Tower.

Boom Mic

OW—AAAHHHH!
Boom Mic falls onto Yellow Face and bounces off him. She hits the instructions before falling back down and dying. The instructions fall with her. Yellow Face restores the 9:16 aspect ratio and instructions. Hey Two! starts playing again.

RoseMini

Ohhhh, right. That's what we were doing.

JRTD

Okay, back down to the bottom, everyone!
The Mini contestants go back to the bottom. CloudYAY returns to the present with Boom Mic's corpse. Seven is waiting for them.

Seven

With two contestants saved, CloudYAY are tied with BaggedBagged! Your next assignment is here, on July 24th, 2020!

CloudYAY
July 24th, 2020!
CloudYAY travel to July 24th, 2020. The crack in the sky starts to grow.

Seven

So... is that crack fine, or...

TV

Announcer

I.D.K.

July 24th, 2020[]

CloudYAY arrive at the Pillary Ruins in 2020. Discy grabs Donut's diary.

Winner

OI! What are you doing with the—
Income Tax Return Document walks in and flips open.

Yellow Face

What? What are you doing here?

Income Tax Return Document

What do you mean? I've... always been part of the cast? I won Season 1, remember?
CloudYAY looks at I.T.R.D. with varying looks of disbelief and horror.

Donut

Uh-oh.

Blocky

Hey guys, good news! The diary we're meant to be looking after... wait... who are you people?

Donut

No, no-no! Run, run, run!
CloudYAY chase after Discy, but Four appears and stops them.

Four

That's it! You guys are on trial for STEALING MY DIARY.
Four snaps and teleports CloudYAY to the courthouse.

Four

Welcome, jury... to the first ever BFB court case! Court is now in session!
Four starts the BFB intro but Donut interrupts it by kicking him to the ground.

Four

GRRR! What are you doing?!
Pillow and Winner throw Pencil and Golf Ball at Four. Yellow Face opens the court door.

Yellow Face

Hurry! HURRY!
CloudYAY leaves the courtroom.

Four

GRRRR! FIND THESE TRAITORS!
CloudYAY watches Discy enter the back of the FreeSmart SuperVan with the diary and chases after them when they take off. The team grabs on and are stretched from moving quickly.
The BFB contestants teleport in front of the courthouse.

Lollipop

Oh dear. They have a van, and all we possess are our legs. Back inside for me.

Four

Nope! Today's challenge is to bring those traitors to me!
Four throws his contestants in the direction of CloudYAY and the SuperVan. Bubble pops from moving too quickly.

Back to 2008 again[]

Cut back to Team 2 in the Total Firey Island comic. Price Tag uses the Yoylite to travel to the present.

Book

Uh, Price Tag? Did they... abandon us?

Price Tag

Hey TV, do you know where Income Tax—
TV uses Pencil's FreeSmart pose from BFDIA 5a to point to Black Hole reading the TFI comics.

Black Hole

Not in these four.

Price Tag

Not here.

Black Hole

Not here either...
Price Tag finally finds Firey in one of the comics.

Price Tag

Gotcha! Thanks, Black Hole!
Price Tag teleports back to 2008.

Book

Phew! You scared me.

Price Tag

Sorry, buddy. But I found him! Let's go!

Income Tax Return Document

Wait, how? What?
Income Tax Return Document disappears from the comic's logo, once again reading "Total Island."

GolfBallTFI

Uh...what is happening? It would be cool if it was "Total Golf Ball Island!"

BubbleTFI

Nuh-uh!

GolfBallTFI

Uh-huh!
The ground shakes.

Back to BFB 22[]

Back in BFB 22, the BFB contestants land on the SuperVan where CloudYAY is hanging from.

Ruby

You TPOTers give me back my van!

Pencil

Your van? You stole this from me! That's it!
Pencil climbs to the top of the van, bringing her teammates with her. They all start wrestling each other.

Gelatin

Uh... there isn't enough room up here!
Gelatin pushes Flower, Leafy, Lollipop and Teardrop off the FreeSmart SuperVan.

Gelatin

That's better!
Pillow eats Gelatin.

Pillow

That's better!

Income Tax Return Document

Hey! Gelatin was our friend!
Income Tax Return Document wrestles Pillow until Winner's hand grabs him.

Winner

Look, you're all distracting us from—
The van crashes into Yellow Face's warehouse. Income Tax Return Document and Ruby disappear from time shifting.
Discy gets out of the van with the diary and CloudYAY chases after them. Taco, Blocky, and Woody pin Yellow Face down, so Donut kicks a nearby shelf in their direction.

Taco

Oh my gordita, just go back to TPOT already!
The shelf falls on Taco, the force of which sends Blocky and Woody tumbling in different directions.

Woody

GRRRR!
Woody and Blocky have a slap fight with Pillow and Pencil.

BPPW

GRRRR!
The rest of CloudYAY search Yellow Face's Warehouse for Discy.

Golf Ball

Where aaaarrre you, Discy?
Discy positions themselves sideways to hide and tries to escape but Pillow grabs them and uses them to slice Blocky and Woody in half.

Golf Ball

Be more careful!

Pillow

Whoops!

Golf Ball

No, we seriously need to fix these!

Pencil

Let's go already!

Golf Ball

Ugh, fine.

Pencil snaps[]

CloudYAY appears back in the present.

Firey Speaker Box

And CloudYAY now have three failed debuters saved!

Black Hole

You guys need to pull it together. You're damaging the past! Think of the consequences!

Golf Ball

I've been saying that this whole time! But you guys are all too focused on winning immunity that you're not noticing the universe-shattering consequences above you!

Pencil

Others can clean that mess. I'm not losing again, Golf Ball!

Golf Ball

This is more important!

Pencil

To you, maybe. You have no idea what it's like to be stuck in a classroom for six years! I tried to be a good leader, to be the one to get us out of there, and Roboty was the one to save the day in the end! And now... now everyone I knew and trusted is gone, and the people I do know won't even talk to me! So maybe I want to avoid being put back up for elimination! Maybe it is more important to me!

Pencil

BECAUSE I CAN'T GO BACK THERE!!
Pause.

Pencil

...I can't... go back there. Maybe those failed debuters were right. Maybe changing the past... might SAVE ME!

Donut

Pencil, NO!
Pencil tries to grab the Yoylite. Winner takes the Yoylite away from Pencil and throws it to Pillow, who kicks it to Yellow Face. All of the CloudYAY members except Golf Ball try to take the Yoylite from Pencil.

Golf Ball

Wait, no!
Winner, Donut, Pillow, Yellow Face, and Discy circle around Pencil throwing the Yoylite towards each other. Golf Ball stands still anxiously.

Golf Ball

We have to be careful with this, guys! It might—
It lands on Golf Ball's head and starts reacting. All of CloudYAY (besides Discy) runs to get it but teleports with Golf Ball.

Black Hole

Wh—Oh no! Where'd they go?!

Back to Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again in 2010[]

The camera then cuts to BFDI 5. Pin picks up Needle.

Needle

Yeah!
Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again runs back. Marker finishes fixing the Announcer.

Announcer

Huh? Wow! All better. Time for the challenge.
Marker and Tree high-five, and Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again return to TPOT.

Fanny

Slowly but surely, we're fixing—

Black Hole

Guys, CloudYAY! They—They vanished, and their Yoylite is still... That crack... What are we gonna do?!

Tree

We'll do what we can! Where can we fix next?

Glue

CloudYAY left a mark on BFB 22. Quite a few characters were thrown off the SuperVan. Perhaps try to retrieve as many as possible?

Pin

You got it!

Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again
July 24th, 2020!
Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again is transported to BFB 22, where they see the contestants of that episode and dash after them.

X

Where are you people coming from?

Four

Hey X, watch this!
Four takes off his arm and launches it.

X

Cool! Again!

Four

I only have two arms. I can't.

X

Aww...

March 1st, 2011[]

BaggedBagged is transported to BFDI 15, where they see Leek climbing the giant barf bag.

Pen

(while motioning to come down) Leek! LEEK!
Pen's yelling reaches the contestants currently in the Barf Bag contest.

Bubble

Huh? A leak? Where!?
Leek loses their grip, and rips a hole in the barf bag while trying to regain it. As a result, the vomit falls in front of BaggedBagged, pushing them back.

Liy

GRRRR!
Liy climbs the barf bag, followed by Pen. Bottle follows, after picking up Tennis Ball by the bore.

Tennis Ball

Woah, woah! Whooaaooh!

Back to Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again in 2020[]

The scene cuts to Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again running uphill. Marker is holding Lollipop, Teardrop, Flower and Leafy, who all appear dazed. They then arrive at Yellow Face's Warehouse as Fanny is hit by an arm.

Fanny

Ouch! I HATE arms!
Tree picks up Four's arm.

Tree

Interesting...
Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again walks into the warehouse, where a dead Taco can be seen.

Tree

I wonder... RRRRRRRRRGHHHH!
Tree attempts to recover Taco using Four's hand, to no avail.

Tree

HAUGH! Come on! UURRRRGGHH!!
Pin and Fanny join in.

Pin, Tree, Fanny
AAAAAAAAGGGHHH!
Taco screams as she is recovered.

Taco

Wuh—Why are you guys here?!
Taco notices Blocky and Woody's corpses.

Taco

(gasp) MURDERERS! AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE MEANT TO STAY TRUE TO THE PACT!
Taco is shushed by Pin using Four's mouth as they recover Blocky and Woody. Tree runs over to Donut's second diary and picks it up.

Tree

Okay, quick! We need to get everyone to that courthouse, stat!
Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again runs back down the hill.

Back to 2008 again[]

Cut to Team Two running to retrieve Firey as letters from TFI fall down. Income Tax Return Document is right behind them.

Income Tax Return Document

You don't know what it's like to be on the sidelines! I want to play!

Book

Not like this, Doc!
ITRD throws the timer at Team 2 and hits Snowball. Snowball throws a sign back at them and hits ITRD.
Team 2 runs to Firey's rescue.

Firey

Phew!

Income Tax Return Document

Please! I'll do anything! I just wanna be part—
A member of Team 2, presumably Grassy, throws the item at ITRD, killing him. Ice Cube carries his dead body as Team 2 carries Firey to return him to where he should belong and runs back to the Yoylite to go back on January 1st, 2025 to return Income Tax Return Document. The text changes from "Total Income Tax Return Document Island" back to "Total Firey Island." Team 2 picks up the yoylite and returns back to 2025 along with ITRD's dead body.

GolfBallTFI

So, not "Total Golf Ball Island?" Well... whatever.
Team 2 successfully returns to 2025, and Ice Cube brings ITRD's dead body to Ten.

Ten

Nice work, guys! That's your second rescue, but it may not be enough! CloudYAY already has three rescues... though... they are missing right now.

Ten

BUT ALSO, BaggedBagged have saved two and members and are on their third now!

Ice Cube

Where are they? We can beat them!
TV shows where BaggedBagged is, which they are in March 1st, 2011, climbing a giant barf bag.

TeamTwo

March 1st, 2011!

Team 2 in 2011[]

Team 2 has successfully travelled back to March 1st, 2011, as the camera pans to BaggedBagged.

Book

It's useless going up! We won't tag Leek before them!

Snowball

Then let's go another route!
Snowball uses Price Tag to slit open the giant barf bag.
Bottle notices the cut.

Bottle

Go ahead, you two! TB, we're needed for an adventure!
Bottle gets off the giant barf bag and drops Tennis Ball, bouncing on him. She ends up kicking him forward and he crashes into Team 2.
Team 2 screams as they get run over by Tennis Ball.
Bottle walks up to get herself filled with vomit and gets overfilled.

Bottle

EWW! YUCK! Maybe this idea was a bad one!
Leek jumps onto the top of the barf bag and onto a white platform.

Pencil

OMG, a leek!
Leek gets offended by this and jumps over to Pencil's platform to push her off of it. Pen and Liy also jump onto Pencil's white platform and chase Leek. Leek jumps into the vomit and swims away in it, which makes Liy disgusted.

Liy

Eww! Yuck! I am not going in—
The barf bag collapses, spilling vomit everywhere on the ground. Pen and Liy spot Leek getting up.

Pen

Get over here!

Leek

No! Please, I wanna stay!
Pen chases Leek. Leek crashes into Bottle. She grabs them and picks them up.

Bottle

Gotcha! Now where's Tennis—
Tennis Ball is being chased by Team 2.

Tennis Ball

HELP! RUN! RUUUUUN!!
The rest of BaggedBagged run away, but Snowball manages to catch up to Tennis Ball. He picks him and throws him at Bottle, causing her to spill vomit all over the grass.
Team 2 screams as they slip and fall. BaggedBagged runs to the Yoylite and returns back to 2025 to return Leek.

Ice Cube

NO! *sigh*
Team 2 returns back to 2025 to return nothing to the host that keeps changing.

The P.A.C.T. saves BFB 22[]

Cut to Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again bringing contestants to the courthouse.

Fanny

Tree uses Four's arm to recover Bubble and Gelatin.

Fanny

Oh, and Gelatin too.

Tree

Aaaaaand that's yours. Thank you.
Tree reattaches Four's arm and gives them Donut's diary.

Four

Thank you. Back to the ruins, folks!
Four snaps the BFB contestants back to the Pillary Ruins while Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again returns to 2025. Pen drops Leek in front of Ean.

Ean

Congrats! BaggedBagged has saved three failed debuters!
Team 2 and Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again return at the same time.

Price Tag

*sigh* So close.
The crack in the sky expands.

Tree

What?! But we fixed some of the past! Did you guys mess up anything?

BaggedBagged and Team 2
Uhhh....

Black Hole

They did, but... I think this is the fault of...
TV sounds an alarm signal detecting an anomaly on January 1st, 2012. He shows CloudYAY arriving at that time.

Black Hole

THEM.

Fanny

Then let's go back and STOP THEM!
One pokes out of a bush. They levitate the Yoylite pieces and drain the power from them.

Black Hole

WHAT NOW?!

Tennis Ball

I-I think they lost their power! That means those guys are—

Black Hole

(heavily breathing) S-STUCK...
The crack in the sky expands again.

Stuck in the past![]

Cut to "Return of the Hang Glider", after Firey wins Dream Island.

Announcer

First, choose the people who should be allowed onto the island.

Firey

Hmm...

Match

Choose us!

Pencil

Yeah, choose us! Choose us!
Pan over to CloudYAY.

Golf Ball

No! NO! Where is it? You... Pencil, you've doomed us all! I knew you joining was a MISTAKE!
Pencil slaps Golf Ball.

Pencil

Whatever! Someone will just come and save us eventually!

Yellow Face

But Dream Island's right over there! I wanna see!

Winner

Yellow Face, no! You'll do more damage!

Yellow Face

Aw, phooey!

Pencil

Well, I may as well see it!
Pillow tackles Pencil as she runs.

Pillow

Nope! That'll cause even more bad luck!
Pencil and Pillow punch and kick each other.

Donut

Break it up! None of this is helping!

Golf Ball

We need to keep it together!
As CloudYAY tries to break Pencil and Pillow up, they accidentally throw them towards the entrance to Dream Island, making them bounce along the bridge.

Pencil and Pillow
Ouch! Ow! Augh! Ow!

Firey

You are a mean person, and I do not believe you deserve to be on Dream Island.
Firey closes the gate as normal. Just as Leafy tries to call Announcer to sell the island, Pencil and Pillow collide with her. Pillow tries to smother Pencil.

Pencil

AGH! GET OFF, GET OFF!
Firey peers out of the gate.

Firey

Wha? What's going on? Leafy, just get in here!

Leafy

Thank you, Firey!
Firey lets Leafy onto Dream Island and closes the gate.

Golf Ball

Wait... Did Leafy just get into Dream Island? WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!
The crack appears in the sky in 2012.

Golf Ball

NO! WE'VE DONE TOO MUCH DAMAGE!!!

Reality crumbles[]

Back in the present, the crack in the sky grows even further.

Black Hole

NOOO!!
The crack continues to expand and warp reality at an increasingly unstable rate.

Tennis Ball

Black Hole, what should we do?

Black Hole

I think it's too late. I think we're doomed.
The contestants begin to console each other as they brace for what seems to be the end of reality itself.

TV

(On-screen text)
HELP! HELP! HELP! THE SKY IS FALLING!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Cut to One's room.

One

Moments remain. The choice is yours.

Gaty

You wouldn't actually let this happen!

One

Hey! I'm safe here! I can find other ways to get that power! With or without your friends.
Gaty notices Pin on the screen.

Gaty

I—you... AUGH! FINE!
Gaty signs the contract with her foot.

One

About time! Hmhm! Get it?
Gaty stares at One for approximately two seconds.

One

...You guys are all so boring. Whatever. I'll revert everything back to the way it was.

Gaty

And send me back, right? ...RIGHT??
One fixes everything without responding.

The timeline is saved![]

Donut

Are we... is everything okay?

Yellow Face

We're back! We're back!

Winner

We're back! We're back!

Black Hole

It's still here! HAAAAAARGHHH!!
Black Hole makes the crack shrink slightly.

Black Hole

But I think I can manage it for now.

MarkerTheGreen

Phew! Thanks, Black Hole! Say, am I purple again?

Tree

Nope! You're green. Like me!

Fanny

Looks like a few changes carried over, but... I think we're in good shape.
Fanny and Ice Cube notice One in a hotel window grinning evilly, who teleports away. They look at each other and nod.

Two

...Few changes?
Two runs into the kitchen and notices Gaty has disappeared.

Four

Well, while they're gone, TV, tell us who is up for elimination!

TV

CloudYAY and BaggedBagged saved the most failed debuters, so Team 2 and Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again are up for elimination.

Pen

REALLY uncool today, guys.

Pencil

Yeah. Really, uh, uncool, uh, Winner! You go over there and just... just wait till we're ready to speak to you again.
The rest of CloudYAY (except Pillow) stare at Pencil, frowning angrily.

X

Viewers! Team 2 and Death P.A.C.T. Yet Again are up for elimination! You get one vote per team, so use your votes wisely! Use the poll in the description to cast the votes for the contestants you want safe! The contestants with the least votes on each team will leave the show!

Credits[]

Michael

This episode is releasing 15 years after BFDI 1 to the day, so Happy New Year's and thank you, no matter when you joined. My name is Michael, and don't forget to watch BFDIA 17: Start the Shift if you haven't already. Plus, the One plush and Fanny plush are now revealed and ready to order today. Thank you to every guest voice actor for being in today's episodes, thank you to our directors for wrangling our biggest cast ever, and see you in TPOT 16!

Stinger[]

Cut to Firey wandering around Dreamier Island, wearing a backpack. He hears a muffled scream in the sand.

Firey

Huh?
Firey wipes some sand away from a mound and reveals 8-Ball buried beneath it.

Firey

You okay? It's nice to see someone.
Firey pulls 8-Ball out of the sand.

Firey

Come on. It's time to go.
Firey unzips his backpack, revealing boat pieces. He and 8-Ball begin to rebuild it. Cut to Bomby, Bell, Barf Bag and Needle walking through a field of flowers. They approach a door, which Barf Bag opens. Barf Bag is shocked seeing that it leads to the Equation Playground.

Bomby

Huh?
Transcripts
BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4Well, Look Who It Is!PointyPointyPointy ♫Spore DayRespect to the WickedStart the ShiftAirplanes in the Night Sky🥚Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?Category OneI SAID CAREFUL!!!Seasonal ShiftThe Power of FourBottle For Dream IslandBFB 31

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers