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X! I'm so happy you're back! Are you?
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Hm. It depends. How good are you at patty-cake?
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I'm super pro.
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Yay! Then I'm happy as well.
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The FreeSmart Van arrives to pick up Teardrop.
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Get in Teardrop, we're going shopping.
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Ugh, I guess now we gotta head all the way back!
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Just look at the silver lining: more bonding time for new friends!
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Do I have to remind you that you killed me one time?
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Did you know we have already lost the challenge? I may be sweet, but my news is not.
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Ruby drives the FreeSmart van over to Lollipop.
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Hello, Lollipop! Get in, buddy!
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About time you showed up.
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Alright, Pop-pop-
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Don’t call me that.
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Well, the radio's broken, so I just though I’d sing for you!
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La la la la la! Driving with my friends! This is so much fun!
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Enough of that! No more singing, today, tomorrow, ever! I hate it.
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Hi Leafy! Come on in!
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AaoaAoaAooaOaaaAoO!
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Hi Woody!
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Ah...
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Screen displays "30 seconds l8r..."
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La la la! Driving with my friends! La la la! Driving with my friends! (Continues in background)
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Get me outta here...
Somebody help...
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Black screen...
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*makes strange noises*
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AAAAAAAAAHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH, AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Four, there is still something very wrong with this situation.
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Oh. Really?
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Yeah!
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Well, that can be next month's challenge!
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Awwwww!
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Black Screen...
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*makes strange noises*
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Balloony and Spongy scream in the BRB.
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What a beautiful garden!
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Yeah X, you've done a magnificent job!
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I know. I'm very happy of myself.
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How long do I have to stay in here? I've been in here all night!
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Quiet, you!
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You can leave in maybe 2 and-a-half to 3 weeks or so. That should do the job.
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Hey Flower! What are you doing up there?
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Leafy! Don't you see? I'm the garden now! Save yourself!
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Black screen...
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*makes strange noises*
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Balloony, Spongy, and Ruby scream in the BRB.
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Hey Firey! Wanna try my new glitter-infused fashion line?
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Alright.
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Firey puts on the shirt, and it begins to glow.
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Wow! You look so radiant!
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Black screen...
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*makes strange noises*
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*continues stuttering in the BRB*
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Ruby, Spongy, and Balloony scream in the BRB.
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Alright Firey! I won't tell anyone you stole the diary, but you still need to be punished. You need to clean the entire railway! It's looking kind of gross.
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Wha? Like, the entire track? It's thousands of miles long!
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Yep! Good luck with that.
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*sigh* I guess I better get started, then.
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Hey Firey! Do you need some help?
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Uh, thanks, Leafy! That'd be great.
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Firey and Leafy hug, causing Leafy to burn to death.
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We should stop hugging each other.
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Cut to the Big Rotating Building.
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Balloony, Spongy, Ruby, and Taco
(screaming)
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*stutters*
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Oh my gordita you guys, Blocky just released 58 pages of Donut's diary online!
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Aw yeah! Time to read up!
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Balloony, Spongy, Ruby and Bubble
(screaming)
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*stutters*
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Oh my bubble blower! Flower's sweater is so thick and fluffy! It's protecting me from popping!
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Flower, Flower, Flower! Why have you been kicking people so much lately? That's awfully rude of you.
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No, they deserved it! They said they di- oh, alright. I was a bit harsh. It's just distributing my own fashion line has been a lifelong dream of mine, so it really hurt to see everyone bashing it.
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Well um, I like your sweaters.
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Wow! Really? Oh! It's so heartwarming to have my first willing customer! Here's a sweater for you!
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Flower gives Purple Face a sweater.
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On-screen text
With six purchases, Flower's clothing line "Fashion for your Face" outsold her previous venture six-fold. It also boasted an incredible 17% approval rating.
However, Flower's source of glitter was the emulsified magic Yoyle dust extracted from the peak of Yoyle Mountain. This was a huge economic blunder, as this extraction requires months of digging and trillions of dollars of equipment. Flower is now on the brink of bankruptcy. Unfortunately, her plights are far from over, because the fibers of Flower's sweaters were foolishly made from the reed of the endangered Goiky bamboo. As such, Flower had to cause the deforestation of millions of acres of tropical rainforest to access these bamboo, causing ecological devastation worldwide. As if that's not bad enough, a myriad of scientific papers have proven that emulsified Yoyle dust is toxic on human skin, which can lead to itchiness and, in rare cases, death. Flower has no lawyer available, should disaster strike. Despite all this, we congratulate Flower on her first satisfied customer. |
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Blocky is in one of the cages at the BRB using a tablet. It buzzes.
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Guys! A new episode of Woody's Funny Doings came out!
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Blocky plays the video.
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(jumbled) Hey everyone! Here's a prank! Go get a ferris wheel!
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Wow Leafy! We've been on this ferris wheel for like, 8 hours now!
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Wow, really? To be honest, I feel like I could stay up here forever!
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Me too!
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Woody gets a wrench and unscrews the center bolt of the ferris wheel.
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Wait, Woody!
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The ferris wheel falls off of its support and begins rolling away.
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Woody! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!! Heeelp!
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*screams*
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(jumbled) Ha ha ha ha! Pretty funny!
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Voice
This program was brought to you by Blocky Presents: Woody's Funny Doings International.
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I knew he'd be great at it! That was pretty legit.
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Hello? Why are there no more customers for my temple tour?
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Purple Faces pulls out the tablet.
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I guess I need to advertise more.
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Cut to BRB.
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Balloony, Spongy, Ruby, Taco, Bubble, Blocky, and Firey
(screaming)
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*stutters*
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Ruby is in her cage with a tablet.
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Ew, gross. Another ad for a temple tour? Blocked.
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Hey, Four, I think you need more contestants to join the show. I'm here to play.
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Me too, look at me, I think I'll make a great addition.
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I'm ready to star in some great clips. Get it? Clip? Eh? Anyway, I'm ready to star in some great clips for this season.
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You people are all too weird. Please leave.
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We're. not. going. anywhere!
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I think there's too many fans on the pillary ruins, now, Four. Think about Purply Head too. Other people keep interrupting the game nowadays.
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True. OK, then, BFB gang, here's a bus. Everyone get on, we're leaving. Everybody say your final goodbyes to the Pillary Ruins!
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Goodbye, skies of pink.
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Wait! No, no, let me come with you!
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No. And we're off!
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They all cheer.
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Purple Face pops up out of the bus.
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And I'm coming too! (laughs maliciously) Okay, I mean, uhh, I'm not tagging along because I'm evil, I just want to come with everyone to hang out with them. (sighs) But there's no happy tagging along, la la la la! I could try making one, I guess. Alright, a three, a two, a one... (breathes, then laughs maliciously) No, no, no, I just sound evil again.
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Thanks everyone for coming to my stand-up show! Ahem, so anyway, airplane food, what is it? Oh, what's next, bus food?
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Boo!
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Don't boo me! I can see everyone perfectly so it's much ruder to do in an intimate setting.
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(more loudly) Boo!
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You know what? I'm gonna take the boos as a compliment! Ah, now I see the boos have stopped.
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Uh, is anyone else hearing that?
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Yeah.
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What do you think it is?
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I dunno, probably nothing.
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Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop.
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Talking box, are you still buying random crud with the show's budget?
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We have so much money; it doesn't matter. Here, watch this: Boop.
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Oh wow! Some random investor just gave my fashion line $50,000! I should be able to open an actual store with this money!
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OK, you're just being reckless with the budget now.
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Oh, be quiet!
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I'm not letting you do this, boxer! I'm telling X right no-
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The Announcer obliterates Taco with the Emergency Button.
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That should take care of that.
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Four? Hello? Are you coming back soon? Four? Fooour?
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A piano version of the last seconds of the intro plays. The episode ends.
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Good luck on the win, Flower.
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You too, jelly man! Say, he's been gone for a while. I wonder when Four's coming back.
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A Four-shaped cactus shakes and an earthquake occurs.
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Uh, Flower? What on Four did you just do?
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Nothing! I didn't think I did anything? What the?
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A fault line opens up between the two of them.
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Flower, what happened? What do we do?!
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The ground stops shaking.
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What the petal was that?
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The episode ends.
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So, Firey. The first word of the season was "hey".
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Yeah?
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So I thought it's be cool if we made the last word the same too! Right?
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True!
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Hey!
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Why are you saying "hey"? We're already talking.
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No, I'm saying "hey", like, so it's the last word of the season. Hey.
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Yo, what's up?
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You're not following me. Just be quiet. Hey.
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I'm getting mixed signals. You want me to be quiet but you also say "hey"?
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-Just- u- okay, the last word of the season has to be "hey". Okay?
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Sure.
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Hey.
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Hey!
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Yes! We did i-oh, I kept talking. Darn.
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Rooky mistake, I see.
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Hey!
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Yo.
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H-no, say "hey".
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Hey.
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H-but, like, after I say it. Hey
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Hey!
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I was midway through speaking. How about this? On the count of three, we both say "hey", okay? Three-
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Hey?
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U-that was my bad, I meant to count down but okay, let's try again. One, two-
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Hey, I need to borrow this. (X grabs the boat propeller) Thanks!
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Hey!!
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