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[Woody, Match, Firey, Tennis Ball, Golf Ball, Rocky, Needle, Snowball floating on Spongy as a boat]
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Uh, we should get back now.
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[Pen, Woody, Eraser, Golf Ball, Leafy, Coiny, Rocky, Match, Spongy, Tennis Ball, Blocky, Pencil, Pin, Snowball, and Bubble all waiting in the FWR (Failer's Waiting Room)]
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So, um, are they gonna pick us up or what?
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[Tennis Ball, Eraser, and Coiny are piled up on Woody in a gaping hole]
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Um, guys, I have to go to the bathroom!
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Radio
Breaking News: Scientists have recently classified Earth as a triple-planet system, consisting of Earth, the moon, and something called Needle's Cake. That is supposedly a rapidly growing cake that has separated from Earth. Scientists predict that Needle's cake will start nuclear fusion and become a star in 3 weeks.
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[cut to Earth/Goiky]
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Yeah, I guess it's pretty big, Needy.
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*SLAP*
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[Match, Pencil, Bubble, Ice Cube, Leafy, Tennis Ball, Pen, and Needle are at the bottom of a pit, containing a river]
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Hey, where's Golf Ball? I thought she fell too!
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Uh, Match, golf balls sink.
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So do rocks.
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[Pen, Leafy, and Eraser blowing mid-air in a strong wind]
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Wait! We're still flying with the air? Wow, that spring is strong.
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Are we going up or down now?
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[Squishy Cherries still stuck in the room with the puzzles]
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Hey, guys! I found two pieces that fit together!
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Finally!
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It's about time!
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[Ice Cube being smashed off the edge of a cliff about at least 200 times]
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[Snowball still tied up with Ice Cube, Blocky, Leafy, and Teardrop]
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*grunting* So tired…
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[they fall in a bottomless pit]
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You know, when you fall down a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.
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[Golf Ball sitting on a brim, the edge of the tub]
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Would you look at that? My very first tear! I will always remember this for the rest of my life!
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[Leafy and Blocky still tied on balloons]
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Um, maybe we should go down now?
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Nah.
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[Tennis Ball and Firey sitting on grass]
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Firey?
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Yeah?
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I suggest you don't go around setting people you don't know on fire.
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[cut to the recommended characters, who are on fire]
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Paper, Sheet of Paper, Lightbulb, Triangle, Basketball, Marshmallow, Dollar, Gumball, Quarter, Domino, Candle, Seashell, Football, and Marker
OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH-
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[Rocky is barfing lots of red balls which fall to the ground]
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Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh!
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[Coiny, Needle, Pin, Woody and Golf Ball talking in a basket of loaves of bread]
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Pin, how do we get out of here?
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I don't know!
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Do you know how to get out, Needy?
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*slaps* Don't call me Needy! But no!
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I disagree! [muffled speech]
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[whining]
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[in muffled voice] Shut it, Woody!
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[Inside the TLC]
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So, I guess they aren't sending us any more tacos?!
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[All of the recommended characters suddenly catch fire]
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[Black Screen with Text]
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Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode.
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[Commercial Starts]
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[Commercial Ends]
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[Black Screen]
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Voice
Next time, on BFDI.
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[A preview of a scene]
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You will be throwing frisbees.
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Ooh, yay!
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[Firey throws a circular blade at Pencil]
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[Scene cuts before Pencil gets hit. Next scene]
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And one recommended character will join the game.
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[Pencil, Blocky, Tennis Ball and Leafy gasp]
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[Sign: Don't Miss it]
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[Sign: May 1. 2011]
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[The sun rises and the TLC gets lifted by the sun and the eliminated contestants scream]
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[The sun, with the TLC on top, squishes the LOL as it sets]
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[Announcer starts floating, with UFO-like sounds in the background and then suddenly falls, slamming into the ground]
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I was wondering, how are we in space, yet able to talk, paddle, breathe and not explode?
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Budget cuts.
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[The sign that says the spaceship runs on "Big, yellow squishy contestants" turns into "Voters"]
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[Spongy, Firey, Flower and Leafy turn into metal after eating Yoylecake]
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[Bubble looks around before she turns into metal]
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[Firey and Leafy sit down peacefully]
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Hey wait! So if there is an Announcer Recovery Center now, we can kill the Announcer as much as we want, he'll still come come back to give us Dream Island!
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Oh yeah! [thinks for a moment]
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[Leafy, Firey, Flower, and Bubble kill Announcer repeatedly]
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I forgot to give you rewards.
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Huh?
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Rewards for getting into the Final 3.
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Another reward? I love rewards!
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So what are the rewards?
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Anything you ask for.
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Anything...
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Absolutely anything.
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Well, I wish for world peace!
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Wish granted.
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But you didn't do anything!
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I think the world is peaceful enough. Moving on, Bubble.
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I want some yoylecake!
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Sorry, Bubble, But that doesn't fit our budget. Wish denied, onto Firey.
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I want my life's earnings back!
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Sorry, I already spent it.
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On what?
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Your new recovery centers.
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Wow, thanks! Wait, you didn't buy these because you care about us, did you?
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Nope.
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[gasps] Then why you do it!
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So I can do this, [pops Bubble] and this, [burns Leafy with Firey] and this. [kills Firey with a bucket of water] [An Announcer Crusher appears, crushing the Announcer] What's this? [Announcer gets crushed]
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[Announcer, Firey, Leafy, and Bubble play with their new recovery centers and kill themselves with the massive machine]
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Hey Match! Wouldn't it be weird if the very first and very last words spoken in BFDI were the same?
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Yeah!
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