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Stingers/Transcript/Battle for Dream Island Again - IDFB
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"So what? Stingers/Transcript/Battle for Dream Island Again - IDFB was almost two years ago!" — Purple Face, "Insectophobe's Nightmare 2" (altered) |
Has this ever happened to you? You want to find out where Leafy is, but you don't know where Leafy is. Well, I do have the solution for you! Buy our new Leafy Detector as soon as you possibly can! Why would you ever want to do that, you ask? Here's why: Our lovely, little lettuce-colored locator is a leve-- uh, "levelutionary" new type of Leafy locator. Buy now!
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[Leafy turns Boombox off]
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[Rocky, Bomby, Dora, Nickel, and Yellow Face are still digging]
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You guys can stop...
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[Spongy vomits Evil Leafy and then Evil Leafy teleports. Gelatin comes by]
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Whoa there, buddy, let's calm you down.
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[Gelatin freezes Evil Leafy]
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Now that you're frozen, I can write a message on your back.
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[Gelatin writes "First!" on Evil Leafy's back]
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Ah, it's beautiful!
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Hey, Gelatin! [throws a poison bug at Gelatin] How does that feel?
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It feels fine. 'Cause I'm immune to bug poison, duh. The HPRC must've produced you without a brain.
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[Gelatin freezes Flower]
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[Evil Leafy teleports on top of frozen Flower and captures her]
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HELLO!
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[FreeSmart and W.O.A.H. Bunch are still on the summit of Yoyle Mountain]
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Uh, how are we gonna get down from here?
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[They fall and scream]
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Psst. Pencil. Pencil! Hey Pencil! Wanna start a video diary?
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Okay!
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Ooh. Good idea! Why don't we film it on this video camera?
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Let's do it! And our old friends Match and Bubble will love seeing what we're up to now!
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I can film! I'm an expert after all! Lights, camera, ac-
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You're sure you know what you're doing, Ruby? Sure you're not forgetting anything?
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I'm sure! Lights, camera, action!
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Welcome to day one of our video diary, and today, we'll be showing you a sneak peek of our crazy lives! Ice Cube actually helped us win this challenge by playing a soothing melody when we needed to sleep. How clever! I'm so grateful she's on our team!
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Yeah! Thank you!
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Whee!
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Oh, yeah! Now that we've got a few loser chambers, is Rocky going to fall into one of them?
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I think so.
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But which one?
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Not sure yet.
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Alright, fellow W.O.A.H. Bunchers! Congrats on the win!
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W.O.A.H. Bunch
Yeah!
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To celebrate, let's eat these fiery hot chili peppers!
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Good idea!
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W.O.A.H Bunch eats the chili peppers.
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*Stomach growls* Uh-oh, I feel queasy.
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Hahaha! Can't handle the heat, huh? Figures.
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And also, where the heck has Bomby been this whole time?
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Do you know, Yellow Face?
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Um...well...I...um...uh...
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Yellow Face! That grape-flavored powder you sold to Needle! It wasn't *gasp* Bomby's gunpowder, was it?
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Uh...
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WAS IT!?
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He was purple! He did not know anything!
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You MURDERER!!!!
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Uh-oh, guys! Fiery hot chili peppers and gunpowder in my stomach is not a good combo!
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W.O.A.H. Bunch screams and explodes, destroying their loser chamber.
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Well, W.O.A.H. Bunch's magnificent loser chamber was just destroyed! Guess Rocky will have to fall into Tennis Ball's loser chamber!
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WTF!?
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That's correct.
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Firey Speaker Box adds a sign dubbing the loser chamber the "Weak Trembling Fortress".
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Whee!
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Rocky lands in the WTF.
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Oof!
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Oh my factory! I'm the star of the show, but I didn't even get to participate in today's contest? This is so unfair! I deserve more screentime immediately!
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No, you don't.
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The credits roll as Ice Cube and Ruby walk down a hill.
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How did we get off so easy?
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You know Icy, I think after our trash compactor shattered, Puffy just forgot to give us a new one. So that's why she let us walk off scot-free!
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Wow! Sometimes the best strategy involves destroying things.
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True. *gasp* But wait, where's Pencil?
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Cut to Hell.
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(text-to-speech voice) Admired acquaintances, I warmly appreciate your gracious company. However, I am still combusting, and I am frankly disappointed none of you are taking initiative to assist me with this matter.
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(text-to-speech voice) ...I ain't helping someone who called me ugly.
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You know what I could go for right now? Some ice cream.
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DON'T YOU DARE.
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The credits roll as recommended characters jump out of the holes beside Fries.
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Get digging, viewer! BFDIA 11 is probably underground.
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I'm sad we lost. But on the bright side, you look like Cary now!
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Who the pesticide is Cary? He sounds DISGUSTING. ... What's that noise?
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Bugs break out of the room and begin chasing Flower.
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AAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH!! AAAAAAAAGH!!!
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And that's "Call to Adventure"! What did you guys think?
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Cut to the dead audience.
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Well, none of the people in the audience said they DIDN'T like it! What a smash hit! Even Evil Leafy liked it!
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...
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As I was saying, getting my whole body back is NEAR impossible. But not ENTIRELY.
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Yeah?
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There's one place where I can be my whole self again!
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And where's that?
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It's far, far away. But to get there, we will have to get…
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(text-to-speech voice) ......compacted.
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At the Locker of Losers...
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Cranking makes me tired.
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Yeah. That glitching pin thing is gone! Can't we go down now?
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No. Your new task is to fly the LOL to my friend Pence-Pence!
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But we don't wanna do that, and, aren't your islands here?
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I don't like, listen to people who live on THAT side of the line.
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Okay, but our islands actually are here.
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I don't listen to people who live on this side of the line, either!
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Cut back to ground level. Firey recovers Gelatin.
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Well, that was fun! Let's go home now.
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Yeah!
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Mm-hmm!
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Gelatin, Ice Cube and Rocky go off while Firey remains at the HPRC. He recovers Leafy and runs off.
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Huh? Wha- who?
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Leafy looks for who has recovered her, but Firey has disappeared. Her voice echoes to Evil Leafy.
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*echoes* Who?
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The tape wrapped around Evil Leafy glows and disintegrates, making her teleport freely to the camera. The screen turns black.
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The credits transition to the sunken ship on Teardrop's island. Inside of the ship, we see Evil Leafy's eyes, waiting for her next victim.
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Hey Fries, I bought some boiling frying oil, so we can finally do some deep fried breaths!
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Please tell me you're not actually doing this.
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Okay, so we breathe, and then we deep fry it. Ready?
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I'm not participating.
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[Leafy, made of Yoyle Metal, peeks out from behind a Yoyleberry bush, holding a knife. She's about to throw the knife at Fries and Coiny, but is too horrified by the sight of Coiny making deep fried breaths, and returns to hiding.]
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*inhale* One, AAAUGH
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C-Coiny, just stop!
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two, AAAAAAUGH!
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Coiny! Coiny! Stop!
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three, AAAAAAAAUUUUGH
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You're insane! Just stop!
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The endcard reads "See you in IDFB 2! =)".
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