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X Marks the Spot

Four

X! I'm so happy you're back! Are you?

X

Hm. It depends. How good are you at patty-cake?

Four

I'm super pro.

X

Yay! Then I'm happy as well.
The FreeSmart Van arrives to pick up Teardrop.

Ruby

Get in Teardrop, we're going shopping.

Balloony

Ugh, I guess now we gotta head all the way back!

Leafy

Just look at the silver lining: more bonding time for new friends!

Balloony

Do I have to remind you that you killed me one time?

Lollipop

Did you know we have already lost the challenge? I may be sweet, but my news is not.

Take the Tower

Ruby drives the FreeSmart van over to Lollipop.

Ruby

Hello, Lollipop! Get in, buddy!

Lollipop

About time you showed up.

Ruby

Alright, Pop-pop-

Lollipop

Don’t call me that.

Ruby

Well, the radio's broken, so I just though I’d sing for you!

Ruby

La la la la la! Driving with my friends! This is so much fun!

Lollipop

Enough of that! No more singing, today, tomorrow, ever! I hate it.

Ruby

Hi Leafy! Come on in!

Woody

AaoaAoaAooaOaaaAoO!

Ruby

Hi Woody!

Woody

Ah...
Screen displays "30 seconds l8r..."

Leafy and Ruby

La la la! Driving with my friends! La la la! Driving with my friends! (Continues in background)

Lollipop

Get me outta here... Somebody help...
Black screen...

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*makes strange noises*

Balloony

AAAAAAAAAHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH, AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

How Loe Can You Grow?

X

Four, there is still something very wrong with this situation.

Four

Oh. Really?

X

Yeah!

Four

Well, that can be next month's challenge!

X

Awwwww!
Black Screen...

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*makes strange noises*
Balloony and Spongy scream in the BRB.

A Taste of Space

X

What a beautiful garden!

Four

Yeah X, you've done a magnificent job!

X

I know. I'm very happy of myself.

Flower

How long do I have to stay in here? I've been in here all night!

Four

Quiet, you!

X

You can leave in maybe 2 and-a-half to 3 weeks or so. That should do the job.

Leafy

Hey Flower! What are you doing up there?

Flower

Leafy! Don't you see? I'm the garden now! Save yourself!
Black screen...

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*makes strange noises*
Balloony, Spongy, and Ruby scream in the BRB.

Let's Raid the Warehouse

Flower

Hey Firey! Wanna try my new glitter-infused fashion line?

Firey

Alright.
Firey puts on the shirt, and it begins to glow.

Flower

Wow! You look so radiant!
Black screen...

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*makes strange noises*

Loser

*continues stuttering in the BRB*
Ruby, Spongy, and Balloony scream in the BRB.

Who Stole Donut's Diary?

Four

Alright Firey! I won't tell anyone you stole the diary, but you still need to be punished. You need to clean the entire railway! It's looking kind of gross.

Firey

Wha? Like, the entire track? It's thousands of miles long!

Four

Yep! Good luck with that.

Firey

*sigh* I guess I better get started, then.

Leafy

Hey Firey! Do you need some help?

Firey

Uh, thanks, Leafy! That'd be great.
Firey and Leafy hug, causing Leafy to burn to death.

Firey

We should stop hugging each other.
Cut to the Big Rotating Building.

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Balloony, Spongy, Ruby, and Taco
(screaming)

Loser

*stutters*

Taco

Oh my gordita you guys, Blocky just released 58 pages of Donut's diary online!

Balloony

Aw yeah! Time to read up!

Fashion For Your Face!

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Balloony, Spongy, Ruby and Bubble
(screaming)

Loser

*stutters*

Bubble

Oh my bubble blower! Flower's sweater is so thick and fluffy! It's protecting me from popping!

Purple Face

Flower, Flower, Flower! Why have you been kicking people so much lately? That's awfully rude of you.

Flower

No, they deserved it! They said they di- oh, alright. I was a bit harsh. It's just distributing my own fashion line has been a lifelong dream of mine, so it really hurt to see everyone bashing it.

Purple Face

Well um, I like your sweaters.

Flower

Wow! Really? Oh! It's so heartwarming to have my first willing customer! Here's a sweater for you!
Flower gives Purple Face a sweater.

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With six purchases, Flower's clothing line "Fashion for your Face" outsold her previous venture six-fold. It also boasted an incredible 17% approval rating.

However, Flower's source of glitter was the emulsified magic Yoyle dust extracted from the peak of Yoyle Mountain. This was a huge economic blunder, as this extraction requires months of digging and trillions of dollars of equipment. Flower is now on the brink of bankruptcy.

Unfortunately, her plights are far from over, because the fibers of Flower's sweaters were foolishly made from the reed of the endangered Goiky bamboo. As such, Flower had to cause the deforestation of millions of acres of tropical rainforest to access these bamboo, causing ecological devastation worldwide.

As if that's not bad enough, a myriad of scientific papers have proven that emulsified Yoyle dust is toxic on human skin, which can lead to itchiness and, in rare cases, death. Flower has no lawyer available, should disaster strike.

Despite all this, we congratulate Flower on her first satisfied customer.

The Game Has Changed

Blocky is in one of the cages at the BRB using a tablet. It buzzes.

Blocky

Guys! A new episode of Woody's Funny Doings came out!
Blocky plays the video.

Woody

(jumbled) Hey everyone! Here's a prank! Go get a ferris wheel!

Firey

Wow Leafy! We've been on this ferris wheel for like, 8 hours now!

Leafy

Wow, really? To be honest, I feel like I could stay up here forever!

Firey

Me too!
Woody gets a wrench and unscrews the center bolt of the ferris wheel.

Leafy

Wait, Woody!
The ferris wheel falls off of its support and begins rolling away.

Leafy

Woody! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!! Heeelp!

Firey

*screams*

Woody

(jumbled) Ha ha ha ha! Pretty funny!

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Voice
This program was brought to you by Blocky Presents: Woody's Funny Doings International.

Blocky

I knew he'd be great at it! That was pretty legit.

The Tweested Temple

Purple Face

Hello? Why are there no more customers for my temple tour?
Purple Faces pulls out the tablet.

Purple Face

I guess I need to advertise more.
Cut to BRB.

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Balloony, Spongy, Ruby, Taco, Bubble, Blocky, and Firey
(screaming)

Loser

*stutters*
Ruby is in her cage with a tablet.

Ruby

Ew, gross. Another ad for a temple tour? Blocked.

The Hidden Contestant

Rusty Coin

Hey, Four, I think you need more contestants to join the show. I'm here to play.

Steamy

Me too, look at me, I think I'll make a great addition.

Clip

I'm ready to star in some great clips. Get it? Clip? Eh? Anyway, I'm ready to star in some great clips for this season.

Four

You people are all too weird. Please leave.

Steamy

We're. not. going. anywhere!

Flower

I think there's too many fans on the pillary ruins, now, Four. Think about Purply Head too. Other people keep interrupting the game nowadays.

Four

True. OK, then, BFB gang, here's a bus. Everyone get on, we're leaving. Everybody say your final goodbyes to the Pillary Ruins!

Lollipop

Goodbye, skies of pink.

Rusty Coin

Wait! No, no, let me come with you!

Four

No. And we're off!
They all cheer.
Purple Face pops up out of the bus.

Purple Face

And I'm coming too! (laughs maliciously) Okay, I mean, uhh, I'm not tagging along because I'm evil, I just want to come with everyone to hang out with them. (sighs) But there's no happy tagging along, la la la la! I could try making one, I guess. Alright, a three, a two, a one... (breathes, then laughs maliciously) No, no, no, I just sound evil again.

Uprooting Everything

Four

Thanks everyone for coming to my stand-up show! Ahem, so anyway, airplane food, what is it? Oh, what's next, bus food?

Gelatin

Boo!

Four

Don't boo me! I can see everyone perfectly so it's much ruder to do in an intimate setting.

Gelatin

(more loudly) Boo!

Four

You know what? I'm gonna take the boos as a compliment! Ah, now I see the boos have stopped.

Leafy

Uh, is anyone else hearing that?

Flower

Yeah.

Leafy

What do you think it is?

Flower

I dunno, probably nothing.

B.F.B. = Back From Beginning

Announcer

Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop.

Taco

Talking box, are you still buying random crud with the show's budget?

Announcer

We have so much money; it doesn't matter. Here, watch this: Boop.

Flower

Oh wow! Some random investor just gave my fashion line $50,000! I should be able to open an actual store with this money!

Taco

OK, you're just being reckless with the budget now.

Announcer

Oh, be quiet!

Taco

I'm not letting you do this, boxer! I'm telling X right no-
The Announcer obliterates Taco with the Emergency Button.

Announcer

That should take care of that.

X

Four? Hello? Are you coming back soon? Four? Fooour?
A piano version of the last seconds of the intro plays. The episode ends.

SOS (Save Our Show)

Gelatin

Good luck on the win, Flower.

Flower

You too, jelly man! Say, he's been gone for a while. I wonder when Four's coming back.
A Four-shaped cactus shakes and an earthquake occurs.

Gelatin

Uh, Flower? What on Four did you just do?

Flower

Nothing! I didn't think I did anything? What the?
A fault line opens up between the two of them.

Gelatin

Flower, what happened? What do we do?!
The ground stops shaking.

Flower

What the petal was that?
The episode ends.

Chapter Complete

Leafy

So, Firey. The first word of the season was "hey".

Firey

Yeah?

Leafy

So I thought it's be cool if we made the last word the same too! Right?

Firey

True!

Leafy

Hey!

Firey

Why are you saying "hey"? We're already talking.

Leafy

No, I'm saying "hey", like, so it's the last word of the season. Hey.

Firey

Yo, what's up?

Leafy

You're not following me. Just be quiet. Hey.

Firey

I'm getting mixed signals. You want me to be quiet but you also say "hey"?

Leafy

-Just- u- okay, the last word of the season has to be "hey". Okay?

Firey

Sure.

Leafy

Hey.

Firey

Hey!

Leafy

Yes! We did i-oh, I kept talking. Darn.

Firey

Rooky mistake, I see.

Leafy

Hey!

Firey

Yo.

Leafy

H-no, say "hey".

Firey

Hey.

Leafy

H-but, like, after I say it. Hey

Firey

Hey!

Leafy

I was midway through speaking. How about this? On the count of three, we both say "hey", okay? Three-

Firey

Hey?

Leafy

U-that was my bad, I meant to count down but okay, let's try again. One, two-

X

Hey, I need to borrow this. (X grabs the boat propeller) Thanks!

Firey and Leafy

Hey!!
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