Breaking News: Scientists have recently classified Earth as a triple-planet system, consisting of Earth, the moon, and something called Needle's Cake. That is supposedly a rapidly growing cake that has separated from Earth. Scientists predict that Needle's cake will start nuclear fusion and become a star in 3 weeks.
[All of the recommended characters suddenly catch fire]
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I think the world is peaceful enough. Moving on, Bubble.
I want some yoylecake!
Sorry, Bubble, But that doesn't fit our budget. Wish denied, onto Firey.
I want my life's earnings back!
Sorry, I already spent it.
Your new recovery centers.
Wow, thanks! Wait, you didn't buy these because you care about us, did you?
[gasps] Then why you do it!
So I can do this, [pops Bubble] and this, [burns Leafy with Firey] and this. [kills Firey with a bucket of water] [An Announcer Crusher appears, crushing the Announcer] What's this? [Announcer gets crushed]
[Announcer, Firey, Leafy, and Bubble play with their new recovery centers and kill themselves with the massive machine]