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Take the Plunge: Part 2

[Woody, Match, Firey, Tennis Ball, Golf Ball, Rocky, Needle, Snowball floating on Spongy as a boat]

Match

Uh, we should get back now.

Barriers and Pitfalls

[Pen, Woody, Eraser, Golf Ball, Leafy, Coiny, Rocky, Match, Spongy, Tennis Ball, Blocky, Pencil, Pin, Snowball, and Bubble all waiting in the FWR (Failer's Waiting Room)]

Golf Ball

So, um, are they gonna pick us up or what?

Are You Smarter Than a Snowball?

[Tennis Ball, Eraser, and Coiny are piled up on Woody in a gaping hole]

Tennis Ball

Um, guys, I have to go to the bathroom!

Sweet Tooth

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Radio
Breaking News: Scientists have recently classified Earth as a triple-planet system, consisting of Earth, the moon, and something called Needle's Cake. That is supposedly a rapidly growing cake that has separated from Earth. Scientists predict that Needle's cake will start nuclear fusion and become a star in 3 weeks.
[cut to Earth/Goiky]

Leafy

Yeah, I guess it's pretty big, Needy.

Needle

*SLAP*

Bridge Crossing

[Match, Pencil, Bubble, Ice Cube, Leafy, Tennis Ball, Pen, and Needle are at the bottom of a pit, containing a river]

Match

Hey, where's Golf Ball? I thought she fell too!

Pen

Uh, Match, golf balls sink.

Tennis Ball

So do rocks.

Power of Three

[Pen, Leafy, and Eraser blowing mid-air in a strong wind]

Pen

Wait! We're still flying with the air? Wow, that spring is strong.

Leafy

Are we going up or down now?

Puzzling Mysteries

[Squishy Cherries still stuck in the room with the puzzles]

Pen

Hey, guys! I found two pieces that fit together!

Pencil

Finally!

Eraser

It's about time!

Cycle of Life

[Ice Cube being smashed off the edge of a cliff about at least 200 times]

Insectophobe's Nightmare

[Snowball still tied up with Ice Cube, Blocky, Leafy, and Teardrop]

Snowball

*grunting* So tired…
[they fall in a bottomless pit]

Leafy

You know, when you fall down a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.

Crybaby!

[Golf Ball sitting on a brim, the edge of the tub]

Golf Ball

Would you look at that? My very first tear! I will always remember this for the rest of my life!

Lofty

[Leafy and Blocky still tied on balloons]

Leafy

Um, maybe we should go down now?

Blocky

Nah.

A Leg Up in the Race

[Tennis Ball and Firey sitting on grass]

Tennis Ball

Firey?

Firey

Yeah?

Tennis Ball

I suggest you don't go around setting people you don't know on fire.
[cut to the recommended characters, who are on fire]

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Paper, Sheet of Paper, Lightbulb, Triangle, Basketball, Marshmallow, Dollar, Gumball, Quarter, Domino, Candle, Seashell, Football, and Marker
OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH-

Don't Lose Your Marbles

[Rocky is barfing lots of red balls which fall to the ground]

Rocky

Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh!

Half a Loaf is Better Than None

[Coiny, Needle, Pin, Woody and Golf Ball talking in a basket of loaves of bread]

Coiny

Pin, how do we get out of here?

Pin

I don't know!

Coiny

Do you know how to get out, Needy?

Needle

*slaps* Don't call me Needy! But no!

Golf Ball

I disagree! [muffled speech]

Woody

[whining]

Coiny

[in muffled voice] Shut it, Woody!

Vomitaco

[Inside the TLC]

Eraser

So, I guess they aren't sending us any more tacos?!

Bowling, Now with Explosions!

[All of the recommended characters suddenly catch fire]
[Black Screen with Text]

Announcer

Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode.
[Commercial Starts]

Yellow Face

Blobolob, oblobolooblob! Isn't that a wonderful noise? Well, now you can listen to that noise 24/7 thanks to our revolutionary headphones! Listen to it while you walk. Listen to it while you sleep. These headphones only play the noise, well, why would you want to listen to anything else? They also have a volume up button, but no volume down button. And best of all, our super glue makes them un-removable. So, yeah, buy now!
[Commercial Ends]
[Black Screen]

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Voice
Next time, on BFDI.
[A preview of a scene]

Announcer

You will be throwing frisbees.

Firey

Ooh, yay!
[Firey throws a circular blade at Pencil]
[Scene cuts before Pencil gets hit. Next scene]

Announcer

And one recommended character will join the game.
[Pencil, Blocky, Tennis Ball and Leafy gasp]
[Sign: Don't Miss it]
[Sign: May 1. 2010]

The Reveal

[The sun rises and the TLC gets lifted by the sun and the eliminated contestants scream]

Reveal Novum

[The sun, with the TLC on top, squishes the LOL as it sets]

Rescission

[Announcer starts floating, with UFO-like sounds in the background and then suddenly falls, slamming into the ground]

Gardening Hero

Leafy

I was wondering, how are we in space, yet able to talk, paddle, breathe and not explode?

Announcer

Budget cuts.

The Glistening

[The sign that says the spaceship runs on "Big, yellow squishy contestants" turns into "Voters"]

Don't Pierce My Flesh

[Spongy, Firey, Flower and Leafy turn into metal after eating Yoylecake]
[Bubble looks around before she turns into metal]

Hurtful!

[Firey and Leafy sit down peacefully]

Firey

Hey wait! So if there is an Announcer Recovery Center now, we can kill the Announcer as much as we want, he'll still come come back to give us Dream Island!

Leafy

Oh yeah! [thinks for a moment]
[Leafy, Firey, Flower, and Bubble kill Announcer repeatedly]

Insectophobe's Nightmare 2

Announcer

I forgot to give you rewards.

Leafy

Huh?

Announcer

Rewards for getting into the Final 3.

Firey

Another reward? I love rewards!

Bubble

So what are the rewards?

Announcer

Anything you ask for.

Leafy

Anything...

Announcer

Absolutely anything.

Leafy

Well, I wish for world peace!

Announcer

Wish granted.

Leafy

But you didn't do anything!

Announcer

I think the world is peaceful enough. Moving on, Bubble.

Bubble

I want some yoylecake!

Announcer

Sorry, Bubble, But that doesn't fit our budget. Wish denied, onto Firey.

Firey

I want my life's earnings back!

Announcer

Sorry, I already spent it.

Firey

On what?

Announcer

Your new recovery centers.

Firey

Wow, thanks! Wait, you didn't buy these because you care about us, did you?

Announcer

Nope.

Leafy

[gasps] Then why you do it!

Announcer

So I can do this, [pops Bubble] and this, [burns Leafy with Firey] and this. [kills Firey with a bucket of water] [An Announcer Crusher appears, crushing the Announcer] What's this? [Announcer gets crushed]
[Announcer, Firey, Leafy, and Bubble play with their new recovery centers and kill themselves with the massive machine]

Return of the Hang Glider

Pencil

Hey Match! Wouldn't it be weird if the very first and very last words spoken in BFDI were the same?

Match

Yeah!
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