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You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?[]

Cut to EXIT, about 8 months ago.

Stapy

Ow!

Liy

Get up, Stapy! It's time for Plan B. Every second counts, so let's hurry!

Stapy

Right!
Stapy knocks over the tower of items and the eliminated contestants climbing it. Four is seen tilting to the side due to this. Liy and Stapy enter the EXIT classroom.

Pencil

Huh?
Liy begins prying boards off of the mysterious door from Get to the Top in 500 Steps. Pencil enters.

Pencil

What are you two doing?!

Liy

I didn't even get to take a peek before Four caught me and boarded it up. I won't hesitate this time.
Liy finishes removing the boards and unlocks the door with one of Stapy's staples. As Liy was about to open the door, the episode cuts to white saying "To be continued...". The episode ends.

The Worst Day of Black Hole's Life[]

Two

Two is seen writing on some paper and thinking of a music note.

Getting Puffball To Think About Rollercoasters[]

Yellow Face

Introducing the amazing Eggy and Bell to the stage!
Gaty, Black Hole, Grassy and Price Tag cheer.

Yellow Face

Where you must now eat Two's glassy-topped cake!

Grassy

Glassy!

Eggy

Eugh. Somebody please help.

Marker

Did somebody say "Marker"?

Eggy

No.

Marker

I'm here to prevent death. Don't eat that cake, as you'll die.

Bell

But then, what do we do? We told Two we'd eat it.

Marker

I'll do it for you!
Marker takes a bite, then screams in agony, much to the audience's discomfort. The episode ends.

Gardening Zero[]

Text appears on-screen, reading "But what is the fate of the 5 remaining funny plants?" and fades to the Tundra.

Basketball

Ok, now that there's no source of heat, our funny plant will die.

Eggy

Figures.
The funny plant, now frozen in ice, breaks in half and the scene cuts to Davidland.

Eraser

Davids smell like boogers.

Golfball

GASP!

Eraser

What? It's true!
The David above them looks left and right, then stares at Are You Okay.

Are You Okay

(all scream)

David

AWWWWW, SERRRIOUUSLY!!!??

Are You Okay

WHOA, AHHH, WHOA, AHH, WHOA WAHH!!!
Are You Okay's funny plant dies by breaking in half, and the scene cuts to space.

Rocky

BLEH!

Clock

Uh oh, did Rocky just barf a second time?

Yellow Face

He sure did! What's wrong with that?

Clock

Well, pressurized vomit could act as a LENS!!!

Yellow Face

So, what's the issue with that?

Clock

Well, if there's another Gamma Ray burst, the lens can refract it in any number of unpredictable ways.

Yellow Face

Funny you say that, because I can see the quasar jiggling up again!

Clock

Oh no.
The Gamma Ray charges up, and refracts the lens of Rocky's vomit, and the refracted light hits the funny plant, killing it.

Bottle

And now our funny plant is dead!
One of the refracted light aims for Yoyleland and the scene cuts to Yoyleland. The refracted Gamma Ray kills Team8s' funny plant.

Donut

Whoa, what's happening?!

Gaty

Oh, Donut, it's simple. A Gamma Ray burst came from 2,763 light years away, got refracted by Rocky's vomit, went right through your mouth and vaporized our funny plant. But, you made it through unscathed!

Donut

Oh... duh, It's so obvious now that you say it!
The scene cuts to the real world and one of the refracted Gamma Ray light kills Teardrop's funny plant and the scene cuts to space.

Bottle

And now all the funny plants are dead!
The scene cuts to Goiky.

Two

Hooray! In one episode of TPOT, we managed to set a rainforest on fire, and cause the complete extinction of a critically-endangered species of funny plant! Aren't I managing TPOT so well? I'm managing it so well! Anyway, see you next episode!
Two waves to the audience, and the episode ends.

Fishes and Dishes[]

Fish Monster

[The fish monster is shown coming out of an area. It then cries, picks up a flower from the bottom of the canal, puts it on the Robot Fish Monster's scrap, and mourns its "death".]
Camera zooms out and fades into black, ending the episode.

The Great Goikian Bake-Off[]

Bell

You reckon now that it's night time we could rob Four and X's kitchen?
Cut to the kitchen, where Four and X are standing. The contestants rush towards them, only for them to be either zapped by X or mutilated by Four. Once the contestants are gone, Four and X stare at the viewer as the screen fades to black.

The Seven Wonders of Goiky[]

Robot Flower

Hey Book! Don't you think I look beautiful?

Book

Oh! Uh, well-

Robot Flower

Too long!
Robot Flower smashes Book into the dirt, then lights her on fire.

Robot Flower

Bye Book, I'm not sad to see you go. Ha ha ha!

Basketball

I'll bring you back, Robot Flower. I'll bring you back.

Two

Alright Clock, try your luck.

Clock

Thank you!
Basketball observes Clock talking to Winner, with the latter running away shortly after.

Two

Didn't work out, huh?

Clock

No.

Two

Give it a go another day.

Clock

Thanks, Two.

Basketball

Huh.
Fade to black, then the words "April 2020" appearing. Liy is seen opening the door to the EXIT.

Stapy

Do we... do we leave?

Firey Jr.

Do we leave?! Of COURSE we leave! You wanna stay in here doing algebra all day?
An alarm sounds.

Match

I think if we're gonna like, go, we should like, go!
Four's hand reaches into the EXIT, and punches David into the opposite wall.

8-Ball

Four's back! Let's go!
All of the eliminated contestants leave, except for David and Roboty, the former helping the latter to the door. However, Four grabs Roboty.

Liy

Roboty! No!

Pencil

Just leave him! He's dead weight!

David

Aw, seriously?

Roboty

--. .-. .-. (YOU WILL REGRET THIS.)
Liy closes the door to the EXIT, with everyone else in a hallway.

Dora

So, what now?

Bracelety

If only Ice Cube was here. She'd know exactly what to do right now!

Pencil

Oh really, tell me right now what you think she'd think we should do, huh?

Bracelety

Hmm. She'd think we should go (points to her right) this way!
Everyone goes to the right.

Pencil

Match, seriously?

Match

I mean, like, it's as good an idea as any.

Pencil

I guess that's true.
The EXITors walk down the hallway until they reach a ledge.

Match

What, like, is this place?
Cut to The Fourest.

Stapy

Maybe we shouldn't have followed what Ice Cube in Bracelety's idea said.

David

Aw, seriously?
Cut to black with the words "To be continued..."

Balancing P.A.C.T.[]

Tree

So, uh, can you guys... chop me down to... get me out of here?

Black Hole

Sorry Tree, I've gotta prevent death, no matter the cost.

Tree

*sigh*

Outbreak At Stake[]

Black screen with "April 2020" on white text. Cut to Four's classroom, with Roboty and Four.

Four

Where did everyone go?

Roboty

(Don't care.)

Four

Where did they go? WHERE DID THEY GOOO?!
Cut to the other EXITors, bickering over where to go.

Liy

We have to go up there.

Firey Jr.

Further into The Fourest! Into the Fourest!

Pencil

We should go back to the school!

8-Ball

Blah blah blah blah.

Bracelety

Stop! I'm just gonna leave if you all keep fighting!

Stapy

I like that!

Bracelety

What?!

Stapy

No, like groups! If we split up and find a way out, we can regroup!

Pencil

Liy, why don't you go do the waterfall with Stapy and uh, Match?

Match

B-but, we have to like, stick together!

Pencil

Matchy, just calm down! We can hang out all the time once we escape! But those guys need you! Now, go!

Liy

A new adventure awaits! Let's go.

Pencil

Firey Jr., head deep into the Fourest and take 8-Ball and Dora with you.

Dora

DADADADADA (LET'S GO!)

Pencil

David, Bracelety, I think those classrooms are our way out! Let's go!
Pencil, Bracelety and David climb back up towards the school.

David

Aw!

Pencil

What?

Bracelety

I think he's upset we couldn't save Roboty!

Pencil

I mean, we can check the classroom on the way. Might still be there.
Pencil opens the classroom door, only to find Four's angry face.

Four

You!

Pencil

Bad idea! RUN!
Four tries zapping them but fails.

Four

Grr!

Pencil

In here! Right now!
Pencil closes the door to another room behind her once David and Bracelety run in. Four sinks into the hallway floor.

Pencil

Weird.
Bracelety picks up Nine's skateboard.

Bracelety

Ooh!

Pencil

(sees drawings) Huh? Th- there are other numbers?
Cut to black with text "Present Day". The moon slowly cracks open, revealing One.

One

Hey guys!
Black screen with text "To Be Continued..."

Oneirophobe's Nightmare[]

Clock's room in the elimination space is seen.

Clock

Wha- hello?
The camera zooms to show the whole space. It's revealed to be an upside-down city.

Clock

What the- WHERE AM I?
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