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Intro

Cold open[]

Leafy

Needy,...
Needle slaps Leafy

Leafy

...I know it is trying to offer something great, but what is that speaker thing? I suggest we dismantle it to find out!
(Leafy grabs hammer and throws it at the Announcer, but misses)

Leafy

Oh, I missed.

Ice Cube

Leafy, what's happened? You've become EVIL!

Leafy

Icy! (gives Ice Cube a hug) Icy, I'm sorry I killed you.

Ice Cube

I WANT REVENGE!

Announcer

...Cake at Stake.

Cake at Stake[]

(Cake At Stake theme plays)

Announcer

So, since the Cherries were dumber, they got a lower total test score. One of them goes home. And the number of votes is...
(number of votes being displayed as 00002)

Announcer

Hold on 1/60th of a minute, that doesn't seem right.
(number of votes being displayed as 00012)

Announcer

Oink, there it is. It was the second time that digit (second digit) was used, and the third time that digit (first digit) was used. We weren't sure if they would work.
(cuts to the Cake at Stake place)

Announcer

Oh, and, um, Cherries, uh, well, I forgot to buy a cake, so I had to make something. It's a (bam) sliced chunk of ice.
(Ice Cube appears next to the cake)

Match

(about to vomit)

Announcer

So yeah, if you remain ice-chunk-less, you leave BFDI. And Ice Cube, what are you doing here? You're on the other team.

Ice Cube

(gets flung back to the Squashy Grapes) AAAAAAAAH!

Announcer

Moving on, Pin, you have a Win Token. Would you like to use it now?

Pin

Uh, no. I mean, there's nothing mean I-

Announcer

Yeah, yeah. We know. Anyway, at 0 votes, it's-

Pen

It's got to be Block-

Announcer

No. It's not. It's all girls...

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All girls
Yeah!

Announcer

...except Match...

Match

Hey!

Pin

Yeah!

Match

HEY!!

Announcer

...and Pin.

Match

Yeah!

Pin

Hey!

Announcer

Yeah. (throws at Bubble and Pencil)
Bubble pops and Pencil flies off into the horizon

Announcer

Firey, Eraser, and Pen, also no votes.
Announcer flings chunks to Firey...

Firey

Wooh! (melts chunk of ice, causing to grow weeds)
...then to Eraser and Pen

Pen and Eraser

(smashed from chunk of ice) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Blocky

Yeah, elbow room!
FINAL 4

Announcer

Match and Pin, you only got one vote a piece.

Match

A piece? A PIECE?! You know, we aren't just objects...well, maybe Pin is.

Pin

HEY!

Match

We have feelings too! But pins don't matter.

Pin

HEY!

Match

Yeah.

Pin

HEY!
BAM! Match gets smashed in the face by an ice chunk

Pencil

Match, are you okay?

Match

Hey, how are you back? I thought you flew away. Off beyond the horizon!

Pencil

You're seeing strange things because you're HALLUCINATING! See? I'll turn into dumb Bubble!
Pencil turns into Bubble

Bubble

Buh!
Match slaps Pencil

Match

Don't do that! It is K-R-E-P!
The screen shows Woody and Blocky as the Final Two

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Dun dun!

Announcer

Blocky...

Woody

Aaaaaaaah! *flips out*

Announcer

...is eliminated at six votes.

Woody

Aaaah. *sigh of relief*

Announcer

Whoa! Déjà-vu!

Pen

Blocky gone?! But that can't be! Blocky's a great guy! He's my friend, too! And he's only killed two people.
*Flashback to Blocky kicking Bubble, causing her to pop*
*Flashback to Blocky throwing Ice Cube into a giant fire*

Announcer

Yeah, whatever.

Blocky

(gets flung into the TLC) AAAAAAAAAH!

Announcer

And, with that, the Squashy Grapes, the original losers, are now ahead at 9 to 8...
*Screen shows a scale weighing the amount of contestants on each team*

Announcer

...and Golf Ball's chance of winning went from...

Golf Ball

...5.555 repeating percent to 5.882 percent!
Pin tries eating the ice chunk
Pin spits out the ice chunk

Pin

Phoo! Yuck! That was terrible!

Announcer

Well, let's see if you can do any better. Because the next challenge is all about food. Cooking it, and eating it.
Intro plays but is cut short because Announcer notices that they already played it.

Announcer

Wait, we already played that, didn't we?

Contest[]

Announcer

Okay, so the remaining 17 of you will each bake a cake. I'll be one judge. Let's see. Flower, a previously eliminated contestant, could be our second. And the magical die of judgement...
Screen shows a die

Announcer

...will be our third.

Eraser

Wait...is that just a normal die?

Announcer

Um, maybe. So yeah. Your scores will be out of 26.
Cut to a pile of ingredients

Announcer

Here are some ingredients. There are no recipes for you to follow, and you may use any flavors you like. The contestant that makes the best cake receives a Win Token.
The screen shows 'GO!!!!'

Pencil

Look! It's Bubble. Remember how she can't count to three?

Match

Oh yeah, she's really dumb.

Bubble

Guys, I'm not dumb. I just died before I could get to three! See, I can do it! One, two...
A strawberry lands on Bubble, popping her

Match

Yeah, she's really dumb. Dumb for sure!
Camera pan to Golf Ball, who is stirring her batter

Golf Ball

Mix, mix, mix, mix, mix, mix!

Snowball

No recipes? How are you supposed to make a cake without recipes? It's as bad as making a cake out of DIRT!
Snowball picks up some dirt from the ground and throws it away
Cut to Coiny, who throws some dirt into the Oven-O-Tron

Coiny

Uh, um, well, a DIRT CAKE is still better than an ICE CAKE.
The dirt Snowball threw whizzes past Coiny and lands in Golf Ball's batter, but she doesn't notice

Tennis Ball

Look GB, I finished! It's a rice cake.
Cut to Pen, Eraser and Leafy and her huge mixing bowl

Eraser

Um, hey Leafy! Why are you making such a big cake?

Leafy

So if anyone is having trouble making a cake themselves, I can lend some!

Eraser

Oh, so is it like you do it for me?

Leafy

Um, I guess?
Eraser turns to Pen

Eraser

Good news Pen! Leafy is going to make our cakes!

Leafy

Well, that's not what I was planning for. So there's a price to pay!
Leafy takes out a jar full of cyanide pills

Leafy

Wha-? Oops, there's the jar I was looking for!
Leafy takes out a jar labeled 'Tip Jar'

Leafy

Pay up, boys! Minimum tip is $5.

Eraser

Oh, I don't have any money.
Eraser turns to Pen

Eraser

Pen, you got some?

Pen

Mmm, here!
Pen takes out an eight dollar bill

Pen

I have $8.00! That'll be enough!

Leafy

GRR!
Cut to Snowball

Snowball

Making cakes without recipes is as almost as bad as making a cake out of TWO. METAL. BALLS!!!
*Cut to Ice Cube, who is dancing*
Snowball throws the two metal balls he formed away. One of them hits Ice Cube and she shatters
The other metal ball smashes the Ice Cube Recovery Center, and a sign appears on the Ice Cube Recovery Center Creator that reads 'Est. Time Left: 75 min.'
Cut to Needle, who is pouring yeast into her bowl as Teardrop passes by
The Yeast in her bag runs out
Needle gets another bag of yeast
Cut to Leafy, Pen and Eraser

Leafy

I know, but eight dollars will only get you one cake, dum-dums!

Pen

Hey! I see something!
Cut to $1.99 bill on the grass
Pen swoops and picks the bill up

Pen

Aw...we're still 1¢ short!

Eraser

Coiny's a penny, right?

Pen

(offscreen) Yeah!
Cut to Pin and her cake, which is shaped like Flower
Teardrop approaches Pin

Pin

Well, I'll get ten points from Flower, right?
Cut to Bubble

Bubble

One, two, three!
Cut to a shocked Pencil and Match
Cut to Bubble again

Bubble

Four, five, six, seven, eight!

Pencil

Hey, Match! Maybe Bubble ISN'T dumb!
Cut to Golf Ball

Golf Ball

La, la!
A ding comes from the Oven-O-Tron

Golf Ball

Cake's done!
*Golf Ball smells her cake*

Golf Ball

It smells...DIRTY! Oh well, probably just me.
Cut to Coiny
A ding comes from the Oven-O-Tron

Coiny

Now my cake is done!
Cut to Firey, who is holding is cake above himself

Firey

Heh, heh! Need an oven, Coiny? Not me. I'M my oven!
Cut to Pen and Eraser picking up Coiny

Coiny

Huh? Hey, put me down!
Cut to Firey

Firey

Ha ha!
Cut to Rocky, who is standing by his bowl

Rocky

Bulleh!
Rocky vomits into his bowl

Announcer

Thirty minutes left.

Match

Uh oh! We haven't started!
Match pulls out a combination of $8 bills, $1.99 bills and pennies

Match

I have 20 bucks. Let's buy some of Leafy's cakes!
Cut to Leafy, who is pushing in her giant strawberry cake into the Oven-O-Tron

Leafy

Woody?
Leafy runs over to Woody

Leafy

Do you need help? I'll lend you a cake for FREE!
Cut to Pen and Eraser, with Coiny struggling

Pen and Eraser

FOR FREE?!

Leafy

Well, um...
Match runs over to Leafy

Match

Leafy, we need 3 cakes. Here's $15.
Match hands Leafy some bills and coins ripped in half*

Match

And give these five to Woody.

Leafy

Well, I guess it ALL WORKS OUT!
Title card: 29 minutes later...

Announcer

Boop. Judging time. Since Ice Cube is non-existent at the moment, she is xqz-d (excused). Let's go in alphabetical order. So Bubble is up.
Cut to Bubble with Woody eyebrows, who is holding up a square of strawberry cake

Match

Good luck, not-dumb friend!
Bubble sets down her cake in front of the Announcer

Announcer

Hmm, normal strawberry cake. Taste test.
Announcer slices the cake in half and eats one half

Announcer

Hmm, pretty good. Eight out of ten.
Cut to TV, which shows that Bubble has a score of 8 out of 10

Flower

Right now I'm really angry because I got voted off!
Screen shows a flashback of the explosion that Flower got blown away by

Flower

GRR!
Flower steps onto Bubble's cake, destroying it

Flower

Hey!
Camera pan to the remains of Bubble's cake

Flower

That cake looks terrible! Zero out of 10! Well, 1 out of 10, because I'm just SO NICE.
Cut to TV, which shows that Bubble has a score of 9 out of 20

Announcer

And the die.
The Announcer rolls the die. It lands on a four
TV shows that Bubble has a score of 13 out of 26

Announcer

Coiny's turn.
Coiny brings his cake up to the Announcer

Coiny

It's, um, baked dirt!

Announcer

Um, well, dirt is unsafe, so I won't eat it. I'm sorry, but dirt will get a two.

Coiny

Well, a DIRT CAKE is better than an ICE CAKE.

Tennis Ball

Which rhymes with rice cake!

Announcer

Flower.

Flower

Well, I see you put effort into it, like baking it and stuff, I'll give it a seven for what wonderful things it could have been!
Announcer rolls the die
The die lands on a five
TV shows that Coiny's score is 14 out of 26

Bubble

OMBB! Dirt got a better score than mine?

Match

It's okay, you just bake at a sub-dirt level!

Announcer

Eraser.
Eraser dumps his cake next to the Announcer

Announcer

Strawberry again? Same as Bubble. I'll give it a seven this time, because it's the same.

Flower

Mmm. Ten?

Eraser

YEAH!
The die lands on a one

Eraser

Aww!
TV shows that Eraser has a score of 18 out of 26

Announcer

Firey.
Firey walks up to the Announcer with his chocolate cake

Firey

Mine's CHOCOLATE!

Announcer

You baked without the oven? That's an automatic 10 for effort!

Flower

I wouldn't say so! I pick three!

Announcer

And the die picks six.
TV shows that Firey's score is 19 out of 26

Announcer

Golf Ball?
Golf Ball walks to the Announcer, balancing the cake on her head
The Announcer eats the cake

Announcer

Hey! I taste dirt!

Golf Ball

But I didn't put in any dirt!

Announcer

Putting in dirt and lying? I say zero!

Flower

I will too!

Announcer

And so does the die.
Screen shows the die landing on zero

Golf Ball

Wait! A die doesn't even have-

Announcer

Shush.
TV shows Golf Ball's score is 0 out of 26

Announcer

Ice Cube is gone, so Leafy is up next.
Leafy puts down her cake in front of the Announcer

Announcer

Strawberry again? This is starting to get irritating. So you get a four.

Leafy

But I was the first to make the-

Flower

Quiet, weightless one! I have my answer.
Flower takes out a spinner with numbers 1-10

Flower

Wait, not yet.
Flower spins it and it lands on 10

Leafy

(offscreen): Yes!

Flower

I. Choose. ZERO!

Leafy

Wha-?

Announcer

Die.
The die lands on 15

Announcer

Wow! The die says 15.
TV shows Leafy's score is 19 out of 26
Title card: 10 minutes later...
Woody walks away from the Announcer

Announcer

Okay. We are done. Let's compare.
TV shows the ranks of each of the contestant's scores

Announcer

I guess since Pin has the highest score with her Flower Cake, she gets her second Win Token. Note, Pin, that you can only use one Win Token at a time. Okay, now let's organize by team to see who won.
TV organizes the scores by teams. The Squishy Cherries have 134 while the Squashy Grapes have 121.

Announcer

So I guess the Cherries win this half of the contest. In the second half, each team will eat a hundred chocolate balls. The fastest team wins. And start eating.
Various contestants begin eating the chocolate balls

Announcer

Well, the Grapes won this part, so now it's a two-way tie, so we need a tie breaker. Whichever team manages to rip their team necktie first wins the contest. Get it? Tie breaker?
Snowball rips the Squashy Grapes' team necktie

Announcer

The Squashy Grapes win. So one of the Cherries goes home. Come on, choose one. You know you want to.
Screen shows Pen, Match, Eraser, Pin, Firey, Pencil, Bubble and Woody

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Title Card
Comment to vote! Last day of voting is April 10. Episode 5 will come out on May 1

Stinger[]

Cut to a radio

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Radio
Breaking news! Scientists have recently classified Earth as a triple planet system! Consisting of the Earth, the Moon and something called 'Needle's Cake'. That is supposedly a rapidly growing cake that has separated from Earth. Scientists predict that Needle's Cake will start nuclear fusion and become a star in three weeks.
Cut to Leafy and Needle

Leafy

Yeah, I guess it's pretty big, Needy.
Cuts to black
Slapping sound
(Episode ends here)
Transcripts
BFDI1 BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA2 BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the Sweetness

IDFB3 IDFB: Welcome Back

B.F.B BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

TPOT Abbreviated BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At Stake

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth everywhere?Marker and Coiny plush have arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers

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