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The beginning[]

Match

Yeah, I know, she was so surprised.

Pencil

Really?

Match

Oh, for sure! I mean, it wasn't very big, just a little bug, but Flower went crazy!

Pencil

OMG, Flower is really afraid of bugs!

Match

Well, yeah. Flower thinks she's so fabulous! Like the time she asked Icy if she was beautiful...
Flashback to Flower and Ice Cube.

Flower

Ice Cube, don't you think I look beautiful?

Ice Cube

Uh, no?
Flower kicks Ice Cube.
Flashback ends.

Ice Cube

Oh, oh! I remember that! I am so gonna get revenge on her! I cannot believe how she thinks we will be her servants! I'm so glad you guys are my friends, though. Really! Bubble likes me too. Right, Bubble?
Ice Cube grabs Bubble and starts hugging her.

Bubble

Uh...

Ice Cube

Right...?

Bubble

Um... Yeah...?

Match and Pencil

No! Ice Cube! STOP!
Bubble pops.

Bubble Recovery Center[]

Bubble gets recovered in the Bubble Recovery Center, but then nearly gets stabbed by Blocky, using Pin.

Bubble

Pin! You nearly popped me!

Pin

Oh, it's not my fault.
Camera pan, revealing Blocky holding Pin.

Pin

It's this stupid Blocky here. It's HIS fault!
Pin kicks Blocky and flies off.

Blocky

Fine! I'll get Needle.
Blocky grabs Needle from off-screen and throws her at Bubble. Bubble ducks to dodge Needle.

Needle

Help!

Bubble

Yikes! What was THAT for?

Blocky

Hey! I'm just in the mood to HURT someone!
Camera pan to reveal Woody.

Woody

Ahh... ahh... AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!
Blocky kicks Woody.

Enjoying life[]

Woody

*screams*
Woody lands near Teardrop, then Leafy picks Woody up.

Leafy

Woody, get up! There's a life out there to enjoy, so, enjoy it!
Woody moves towards Teardrop with love hearts floating around him.

Woody

Awww... Aiyeee...
Teardrop angrily kicks Woody in full force.

Tennis Ball

Teardrop, calm down! Kicking Woody could severely injure him.
The camera closes up on TB's mouth.

Tennis Ball

He is balsa.
Woody passes Snowball who is hang gliding, and then hits Rocky. A piece falls off him and he screams in fear.

Woody

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Eraser and Pen are overhearing this, and they cringe and cover their ears.

Eraser

I can't believe what a scaredy-cat Woody is, he's so uncool. Pen, though, you're cool.

Pen

So are you, Eraser.

Gliding accident[]

Snowball hits a mountain while gliding, and crashes on the top.

Snowball

Oof!
Snowball walks down the mountain, where he finds Rocky.

Snowball

Woah! Rocky! Wake up!
Snowball shakes Rocky.

Rocky

Whaa? Hi, SB!
Snowball sighs and throws Rocky.

Rocky

Wheeee!
Rocky hits Tennis Ball.

Rocky

Oof! Hi, TB, my good ol' friend!

The feud[]

Spongy is squishing up and down with Firey and Coiny standing on top of him.

Firey

Coiny! You're so dumb!
Coiny slaps Firey.

Firey

Hey!

Coiny

Oh my gosh, Firey! You're sooo easy to slap!
Coiny slaps Firey 10 times, so hard that Firey reflexively opens his mouth and reveals his tongue.

Golf Ball

[Off-screen] Firey! Coiny!
The camera cuts to Golf Ball, who is standing to the right of Spongy and yelling at Coiny and Firey.

Golf Ball

STOP FIGHTING! And Spongy, take a BATH! You're stinky.

Spongy

Sorry.

The show's introduction[]

Blocky

Isn't Golf Ball bossy?

Eraser

I know! She is like a bossy-bot.
Blocky, Pen and Snowball stare at Eraser.

Eraser

Uhh, you know, a bossy robot?
Blocky, Pen and Snowball are still staring at Eraser.

Eraser

Well, a robot that was built to be its BOSSIEST!
Scene cuts to the four standing and facing the sun, with dramatic lighting.

Eraser

I'd do anything to get away from her.
Scene cuts an imaginary white screen with Golf Ball on the very right. Flower appears to the right of Golf Ball.

Eraser

... or Flower...
Woody appears to the right of Flower.

Eraser

... or Woody...
Spongy appears to the right of Woody and knocks the other contestants away.

Eraser

... or Spongy!
Cut back to Eraser, who immediately gets knocked over by the Announcer falling out of the sky.

Announcer

Well, then you're in luck.

Eraser

Uhhh, how?

Announcer

Well, everybody, they're building the island of luxury. It's called: Dream Island. A whole square mile of paradise, a five star hotel, a casino, six restaurants, robot servants...
Images for each of the things mentioned above are shown.

Announcer

... and the winner even gets to decide who gets to come in and who doesn't.
Firey, Blocky, and Bubble are shown running through, but Woody slams into Dream Island's metal door just as it closes.

Eraser

So, umm, how much will it cost?

Announcer

Not even a penny.

Eraser

Then I'll take it!

Announcer

But what about everybody else? They want it too, you know.

Eraser

Uhh, I wouldn't give up that island for anything.

Announcer

Neither would they. So we must settle this with a contest.
The BFDI intro plays.

The first contest[]

Announcer

So yes. Whoever stays on the bar the longest wins.
Contestants are released from tubes onto a balance bar over a large pool of water.

Leafy

Let's help each other!

Pin

Yeah!
Blocky is 'asleep', with his legs curled up over his head and a mindless smile on his face.

Coiny

Blocky! Wake up! What are you doing?
Spongy spontaneously slips off the bar.

Spongy

Uh-oh!

Flower

Out of my way!
Flower pushes Woody, Eraser, and Tennis Ball off the bar.

Flower

I need my SPACE!
Flower pushes Firey, Golf Ball, Needle, and Leafy off the bar. Meanwhile, in the background, Eraser is shown falling from a very great height.

Leafy

Help me, Pin!
Pin catches and saves Leafy with a "Snatch!" sound effect.

Leafy

Thanks!

Start of an alliance[]

Bubble

Let's form an alliance!

Match

That would do no harm!

Pencil

Let's do it!

Ice Cube

[Off-screen] Wha? An alliance?
Camera pans to reveal Ice Cube, next to Rocky.

Ice Cube

I've got to join!

Ice Cube

Coming through!
Ice Cube slides towards the recently formed alliance, knocking Pen off the bar.

Ice Cube

Sorry, Pen. Hey guys, can I be part-
Ice Cube accidentally slams Pencil, Match, Bubble, and Snowball off the bar, slipping off herself in the process. Scene cuts to Ice Cube and Pencil falling.

Pencil

NO.
The two plunge into the ocean.

Coiny's mistake[]

Coiny

Blocky! Come on, wake up!
Coiny shakes Blocky, but accidentally knocks him off the bar.

Coiny

Oops!
Blocky grabs onto the beam and swings around, and another "Snatch!" sound effect can be heard, knocking Coiny off the bar.

Blocky

Coiny, don't ever - ! Oops.

The final 6[]

The scene cuts to Flower, Leafy, Pin, Blocky, Teardrop, and Rocky, all standing on the bar. Text reading "Final 6" appears at the top of the screen.

DiaZZUnknown

Voices
Yeah!

Leafy

There's the evil Flower. She's STILL in.

Pin

Let's run her over!

Leafy

Yeah!

Blocky

Uh oh!
Pin and Leafy run toward Flower, who kicks them off.

Pin

Hey! We're flying!

Leafy

You're right! WOOHOO!!!

Pin

Uh oh!
The two hit Teardrop, and they all fall. Leafy grabs onto the beam, and also grabs one of Pin's legs. Teardrop reaches out an arm and also grabs Pin's leg.

Pin

Pull up!

Leafy

I... can't! Oh no! Blocky? Rocky? Help!
Blocky walks over to Leafy and steps on her hand.

Blocky

What is it?

Leafy

You're stepping on me!
Blocky moves his foot off of Leafy's hand.

Blocky

Better?

Leafy

Yes. Now pull us up!
Blocky struggles to pull them up, but falls, and grabs onto the beam with his feet.

Blocky

Woah!

Leafy

ACK!

Leafy

Teardrop! Hold on to my other arm!
Teardrop does just that, letting go of Pin's foot.

Flower

Ha, ha! I'm wearing Non-Slip Shoes So Ha!
Blocky kicks Flower, and she falls off the bar.

Flower

Hey! Grrr...
Flower grabs onto Pin's side, accompanied by another "Snatch!" sound effect.

Pin

ACK!
Pin sticks her tongue out at Flower, trying to lick her.

Flower

Ohh, wha...? Eww, Oh my god...! Uhhh... Uhhh... AHH!
Flower slips off of Pin, falling into the water below.

Leafy

Nice going, Pin. A job well done.

Pin

Teardrop, let's swing!
Teardrop and Pin swing up to the beam.

Pin

Yay!

Leafy

Pin! Alliance, remember?

Pin

Oh yeah!
Pin pulls Leafy up, and Leafy lands on Blocky's foot.

Blocky

Leafy! You're stepping on me!

Leafy

Wha...?
Blocky falls off.

Leafy

Oops.

The final 4[]

A screen comes up saying "Final Four", and shows portraits of Pin, Rocky, Teardrop, and Leafy. Teardrop starts running toward Rocky to push him off and he falls, but Teardrop slips off too.

DiaZZUnknown

Voice
Yeah!

Leafy and Pin

Rock, Paper, Scissors!
Leafy picks Paper and Pin picks Scissors, meaning that Pin wins.

Pin

Scissors beats paper. I get to push you off!

Leafy

Wait, hold on a sec! We didn't agree to that.

Pin

Look, when I win the island, I'll let you on to the island.

Leafy

Pin! This still isn't fair.

Pin

Only one of us can win.
Pin raises her ring finger.

Leafy

Um, Pin...? Wrong finger.

Pin

Whoops.
Pin quickly withdraws her finger.

Pin

Heh heh... Anyway, still, only one of us can win!

Announcer

That's where you're wrong. The two of you both win.

Pin

Wait, we both get the island?

Announcer

Nope! You just get to choose the teams. The teams for a much larger, longer battle to win Dream Island.

Pin

Oh great...

Leafy

It's not that bad.
The episode ends.
Transcripts
BFDI1 BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA2 BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of Mud

IDFB3 IDFB: Welcome Back

B.F.B BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

TPOT Abbreviated BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's Nightmare

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers

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