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A comedic transition plays where a yellow "So..." slides across the screen and pushes away the black background.
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Hmmm...
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The camera pans to the right. Ice Cube is highlighted as Leafy's choice.
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Aha! Ice Cube! Come on down, you can be my ally.
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Ice Cube starts walking towards Leafy's platform.
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Thanks for picking me. Pencil wouldn't let me into her team.
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Then I choose Pencil.
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The camera cuts closely to Pin's mouth and back to the shot of Leafy's platform.
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Okay, then... Who should I choose, Ice Cube?
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I dunno! It's up to you.
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'Kay, then I'll choose T.D. The silent type, right?
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Teardrop walks over to the platform and gets jealous.
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What? Don't you, like, not talk?
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Teardrop must be stupid! She doesn't even know how to talk yet!
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Flower, be nice!
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Snowball, you're strong! Beat 'er up!
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Snowball nervously shakes his head.
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What? You won't?! What a wimp.
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That Flower is starting to REALLY get on my nerves!
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Oh, Flower! I'll do it! I'll beat her up!
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Blocky approaches Bubble to pop her. Bubble starts backing up, eventually ending this up by sitting on the Announcer.
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Uh oh! No way! Not again!
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Go, Blocky!
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Okay, Pin's turn.
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Blocky pops Bubble by kicking her.
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Say "Bubble"!
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Bubble.
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Bubble jumps out of the Bubble Recovery Center.
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Yeah!
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Hmmm... how about Needle?
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Oka-
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NEEDLE!
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{Runs over, out of focus} Yeah!
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Since Match is in our alliance, we choose her!
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Gasp! They remembered!
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Come on, people. Pick a boy.
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How about Snowball?
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Ooooh! They're in love!
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No, Blocky! I like Coiny more.
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Snowball and Coiny gasp, one after the other. Blocky looks cross.
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Did you just SAY that!?
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I didn't mean to!
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Pen, guys?
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Yeah.
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Okay, Pen.
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Meanwhile, on the other team platform, Snowball starts getting very angry at Needle, making annoyed grunting noises and seemingly trying to make her slip off the back. Leafy slides between Needle and Snowball, sending Needle off the screen.
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Settle down! Now it's time to pick someone else!
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WHY DON'T WE PICK COINY, SINCE NEEDLE LIKES HIM MORE?!?!
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Look, I'm sorry! Is it really that big of a deal?
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Firey, get over here!
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Hey, I didn't approve of that-!
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{Interrupting} And what makes you the leader of the group?
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Yeah, Match! You made a good choice!
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Yeah, right, as if!
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Okay! Who's left?
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There's always T.B. He's smart.
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Back to Pin's team.
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Hmmm. Ahhhh. Well... Gee, hmmm... I don't know... Hmm...
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Come on, Pin. Choose!
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Speak to yourself, Pin!
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Woody starts squealing at the sight of the proceeding objects. Pin holds up Firey.
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...Fire- Ouch!
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Woody reaches a louder point in volume, screaming. Pin holds up Bubble.
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...Even Bubble!
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So then, who will it be?
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Uh...
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Pin sighs irritatedly.
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Eraser is the least horrible, I guess.
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TB, Needle and Leafy
We choose Golf Ball!
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Voice
1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
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The remaining 5 contestants not on a team (Flower, Blocky, Spongy, Rocky, and Woody) have numbers appear above their heads. Woody's jaw drops while looking at the number 5 above his head.
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Blocky! Our friend!
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Aww, really?
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Yeah!
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Blocky runs up and high-fives Pen. The screen cuts to black for a second before cutting back to a shot of Leafy's team.
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See, you know how Flower gets angry at everyone?
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Um... I don't like where this is going, but yeah?
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Well, if the other team gets her, she'll become more of an enemy, right?
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Y-yeah?
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So, it would just be common sense to choose her for our team!
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Aw, seriously?
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Yeh.
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I agree.
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See? I knew T.B. and G.B. had a crush on each other! T.B, G.B, sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
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Shut it, Coiny! I only like Tennis Ball in a platonic way!
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Back to Pin's team.
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Well, we definitely don't wanna pick SPOOOONGYYYY!
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Spongy predictably lands on Pin's platform, technically recruiting him to the team by Blocky's word.
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What was that for!?
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Blocky smiles.
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Voice
1, 2!
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These numbers appear above the heads of the remaining contestants not on a team - Rocky and Woody.
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Oh, uhh... Sorry, Woody. I choose Rocky.
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Oh, no! WwWw... WwWwWoOoOoDdYyY!!
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Woody arrives at the team platform. Pin jiggles woozily and pukes all over him.
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Okay, teams are settled then. Now teams, choose your team name.
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Leafy's team bickers (except Rocky, who talks)
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Come on! Just choose!
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TROGDOR!
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{Through a megaphone} SMOKIN' HOT FIREY BUNS!
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Okay, then! I'll choose! Pin's team, you'll be called the Squishy Cherries.
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Aww, come on!!
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And Leafy's team, you are the Squashy Grapes.
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The first contest is to build a boat, get in it, and row it across the Goiky Canal. If you are the first to cross the line, your team wins. The other team loses and one of their members gets kicked out of the game.
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A sign that says "GO!!!" appears. Resuming to the start of the contest, the Squashy Grapes are having trouble deciding what they should do.
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Guys, I have a plan! They're letting us use stuff in the pile of junk. We can use this generator to power the motor and...
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The team continues to argue.
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Hey, hey, are you even listening to me?
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Hey, of course not! We're not using your plan! It's too confusing to work.
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I don't care what you say, I'm still trying!
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I could push you off if I wanted to!
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You're lying! You wouldn't do that. Your tiny-teeny-tiny little brain wouldn't allow such insanity!
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
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Snowball pushes Golf Ball off the cliff into the water while Golf Ball screams. Exclamation marks appear over everyone's heads and they run away in panic, pushing Rocky into the air, whilst Flower walks away normally.
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Uh-oh!
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Rocky flies into Snowball and both fall off the cliff.
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Back to the boat construction, Firey tries to aim a nail into a wooden plank. He accidentally hits his hand with the hammer.
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Be more careful!
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Eraser walks by and steps on a nail.
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YEEEEEEEEOWCH!
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Eraser comically falls down like a feather. The camera pans down to reveal a bed of nails.
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Voice
Bew, bew, bew, bew...
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15 minutes later...
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Pretty boxy, but okay!
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The Squashy Grapes are finishing their boat.
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Yeah!
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I'm waiting for that yacht.
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The Squashy Grapes finishes their boat.
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Yeah!
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[holding Match] These are our oars?
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[being held with Pencil by Pin;] Cool, I'm an oar!
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Let's get in.
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Back to the Grapes, Leafy applies a motor to the boat by throwing the motor at the boat, causing it to start drifting away.
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Motor!
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Still waiting!
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We're so going to win!
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Flower! Your yacht! It's drifting away!
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I'm not going to jump onto IT!
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Leafy, Ice Cube and Coiny manage to jump into the boat. Needle, TD and TB didn't make it.
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I feel bad...
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Well, oh well... I'm starting the motor.
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Whoa, Whhhhhooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Camera pan to Squishy Cherries, Blocky pulls Match up from under the water.
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[gasp] Don't keep me underwater for thirty seconds!
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The boat leaks.
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LEEEEEEEEEAK!!
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Blocky jumps into the hole, then a fish bites Blocky.
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YEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWCCCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!
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Blocky flies into the air in reaction to the pain. While in the air, a giant fish monster seemingly eats Blocky.
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Ahhhhh!
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Pencil surfaces through the hole in the boat.
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Huh?
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Yeah, stay there! We need a plug! Huh?
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The Squashy Grapes' boat approaches the Squishy Cherries.
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Squishy Cherries
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
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The Squashy Grapes' boat flies into the air. The Squashy Cherries' boat breaks into pieces. Meanwhile, the Squashy Grapes' boat flies over more than a few miles of freakish, exotic canal creatures.
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I'm scared!
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The Squashy Grapes' boat flies over the finish line.
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Uhh, Icy and Leafy? Hate to break it to ya, but we just passed right by the finish line.
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Look out! A tree!
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What?
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Coiny, Ice Cube, Leafy
Aaaaaaah!
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The boat hits the tree and falls into the other side of the canal.
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Oh, this is just great!
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Camera pan to Squishy Cherries' boat.
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Squishy Cherries
Aaaaaah!
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There's too much weight on this sinking boat! We have to throw someone overboard!
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Spongy is thrown into the water.
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Uh oh!
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Pen resurfaces
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[gasp] Huh? Guys! Guys! The finish! It's 20 or so yards away! We can swim there!
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The camera cuts to Firey.
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But I can't swim!
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The Squishy Cherries' boat rips apart completely.
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Come on, Match! Come swim with us!
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I can't! I have no energy left!
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Pencil swims away.
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Hey! I hear voices! Hey! It's Tennis Ball, and Snowball, and Needle, and Rocky, and Teardrop! Uh, all floating on Spongy.
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The camera cuts to the rest of the Squashy Grapes floating on Spongy, they are all talking.
The camera then cuts to the Squashy Grapes' boat, Leafy, Ice Cube and Coiny hop out and run towards the finish line.
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[while running] People! The other team is also getting close!
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The camera cuts to some of the Squishy Cherries, who are swimming towards the finish line. Zoom in on Pin, who is slowly drifting towards Bubble.
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Huh? Uhhh? Pin! Slow down! *pop*
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The camera cuts to the finish line.
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The camera cuts to a tree as the weather changes to windy.
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Leaves fly out of the tree. Pan to Coiny, Leafy, and Ice Cube as Leafy gets blown away.
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Whoa!
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The camera cuts to Pen, who is climbing out of the water.
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The camera cuts to Ice Cube and Coiny, who are still running. Ice Cube slides on her behind while leaving water behind. Coiny slips on the water.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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The camera cuts to the Squishy Cherries, who are all almost out of the water.
Ice Cube slides to the finish line's ribbon, which is then hit out by Pen. |
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Whoa!
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Pin pokes a hole in the ribbon with her spike.
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Poke.
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Pin breaks the ribbon. Cut to the Announcer.
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And Pin's team, the Squishy Cherries, win. Which means one of the Squashy Grapes is going home. It's time for you viewers out there to decide. Here are the people on the Squashy Grapes team. Needle, Rocky, Teardrop, Leafy, Flower, and Golf Ball, Coiny, Snowball, Ice Cube, and Tennis Ball.
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The contestants' pictures appear as the Announcer lists them.
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Who will leave first on BFDI?
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A trophy appears. It says, "First (to leave BFDI. That means last place)"
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I don't know. But it's up to you guys to decide.
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Comment to vote! Last day of voting is January 10, 2010.
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Episode 2 will be released on February 1, 2010
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The camera cuts to the rest of the Squashy Grapes, along with some of the Cherries, who are still floating on Spongy.
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Uhh, we should get back now.
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The episode ends.
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Announcer's line below is only found in the FLA files.
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The camera cuts to some of the Squishy Cherries, who are swimming towards the finish line. Zoom in on Pin, who is slowly drifting towards Bubble.
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Huh? Uhhh? Pin! Slow down! *pop*
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I'm waiting. What's taking them so long?
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The camera cuts to the finish line.
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