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Commercial[]

Flower

This trendy hoodie says "Oh, for petal's sake"! It's a high-quality screen print that jacknjellify has never done before! But, you can only order within the next ten days! The link is in the description box down there.

Start[]

Static cut to Taco and Spongy.

Taco

Hey Spongy!

Spongy

Yeah?

Taco

Nice to be back?

Spongy

Yeah!

Taco

That's awesome! Now I don't normally do this, but, here's a welcome back gift!
Taco hands Spongy a friendship bracelet.

Spongy

Woah! Thanks!

Taco

It's a friendship bracelet. Try it on!
Spongy wraps the bracelet around himself, splashing water on Woody and killing Firey. Blocky heads over with a notepad.

Blocky

New material? Let me get that down on paper!
Flower wipes her head and the intro plays.

Get-along[]

Taco

You look amazing, Spongy!

Spongy

Thanks, Taco!

Flower

Wha-?
Flower looks at Spongy.

Flower

Huh?!
Flower then notices Taco. A flashback from BFB 17 then plays out between Flower and Taco.

Flower

Grrr! Taco! Why Spongy and not me!

Four

No raging, Flower. It's elimination time!

Flower

But didn't the other team lose?

Four

Oh! Oh yeah! Oopsie!
Cake at Stake theme.

Elimination[]

Four

So, Four-Colored Team! You disappointed my own color last time by losing the contest! Shame! Whichever team member got the FEWEST votes will leave the show!

Lollipop

I thought it was whoever got the most votes!

Four

Well, we're changing it up.

Lollipop

And why?

Four

*screeches while licking Lollipop*

X

Four!

Four

Huh?

X

You promised me no more screeching!

Four

Oh, right! Sorry, Lolly!

Balloony

Oh, she's not waking up! Maybe she needs more patting?
Four begins to pat Lollipop's head faster.

Balloony

More comforting pats! More!
Four pats so fast that Lollipop's head shatters. Abrupt cut to elimination.

Four

X will reveal the six of you who are safe one by one!

X

That's my job!

Bubble

Oh, I'm so noirvous!

Gelatin

Bubble! It's pronounced "nervous"! Say it with me: "nervous"!

Bubble

Ner-ner-noirvous?

Gelatin

There you go!

Ruby

Um...

X

Leafy got the most votes from fans, at 11,000 out of the total 51,000!

Leafy

Yay! I'd like to thank my family and friends for supporting me along the way! And Firey, and-

Four

No speeches!
Four puts duct tape on Leafy.

Four

Your prize is this duct tape!

Leafy

*muffled* Hmmm! Hmmm.

X

Teardrop, who cannot talk, is safe, and Lollipop, who also cannot talk, is also safe! Bubble and Gelly are safe!

Gelatin

Hooray! Now I'm not noirvous anymore!

Bubble

Huh? Hey, Gelatin! That's not fair!

Gelatin

You know what, Bubble? Accents... Tsk! They can choinge.
Gelatin pops Bubble.

Balloony

Oh no, I'm feeling so much pressure again! This is not good!

Ruby

Sorry mommy, did I do a no-no again?

X

Balloony! Ruby! One of you will be eliminated today, leaving us with our final thirteen! Who's it gonna be?

Balloony

Well, tell us already! I don't like all this waiting!

Ruby

Eh, I could wait longer.
X pulls off the final pieces of duct tape, revealing the eliminated contestant to be Balloony.

Balloony

Aw, alright. Bye, you guys! I enjoyed my stay. Now suck me up, Four!

Four

Oh. Um, there aren't any empty spots left in the EXIT.

Balloony

Um, in that case, where are you going to send me?

X

We're gonna send you here!
X snaps his fingers. Balloony begins floating up into the sky.

Balloony

Woah! This is... kinda... spooky... uh, well, goodbye, fellow contestants! Oh... here I go!

Ruby

Four, where are you sending balloon boy? I hope he'll be OK.

Four

He's going to BRB!

Ruby

Oh, he's going to be right back? That's a relief.

Four

In the meantime...

Saving[]

Four recovers Lollipop and Bubble.

Bubble

A-hey guois! I missed the elimination! Balloony, can you give me a recap?

Gelatin

Bubble? Look up.
The camera zooms out.

Bubble

So, this means you got eliminated?

Balloony

Yeah. This is awkward!

Bubble

No! We're getting you back, 'Loony!
Bubble runs offscreen and returns with a pile of blue bricks.

Bubble

I'm gonna catch you BRICK BY BRICK!

Four

What are you building? That's illegal! Stop her, Lollipop!

Lollipop

Why? She's on our team.

Four

Well, then are you going to help her?

Lollipop

Also no.

Blocky

I volunteer to take her down!
Blocky jumps on Spongy to catch Bubble, but Four stops Blocky in midair before he can do so.

Four

You two hives of righteousness must not waste energy fighting! ...Unless it's in a fairly mediated competition!
Four and X creates a separate tower for the X-Colored Team. After checking to see if they are level, he extends the towers further.

Challenge[]

Four

Each team has a brick tower to protect, and another to destroy!

X

I think I see some rocks you can use, but yeah! The first team to get their tower knocked down loses. G-G-GO!

Four

You really went for that one, huh?

X

Yes.

Leafy

Okay, Four-colored friendos! We're down one member from the other team, so if we wanna win, we have to put our heads together!

Bubble

Last time I tried that I died!

Lollipop

I say we impersonate and infiltrate. Their tower doesn't stand a chance if we can get inside it.

Gelatin

Good plan! But who do we impersonate? It can't be Loser; last time I impersonated him I got arrested and put on probation.

Ruby

Oh, I know just the person! Guess whose merch I bought when we went shopping!
Ruby pulls out the "Oh, for Petals Sake" Petals Bag.

Spongy

Woah, Loser! It's so cozy in this new tower!

Loser

I agree! Four makes me so proud!

Infiltration[]

Someone knocks at the door.

Firey

Who could that be?
Firey opens the door, revealing Bubble in a Flower mask.

Bubble

Um, it's me, Flower!

Firey

No Bubble, you're Bubble.

Lollipop

Yeah Bubs! Why did you think they'd believe that? You have to talk the Flower way. like this: "OoOOooOoOoOO!"

Firey

What? Lollipop, you're trying to trick us, too?
A disguised Gelatin enters the tower after Firey goes back inside.

Gelatin

Hey! It's me, Flower.

Firey

Oh my gosh, Flower! The worst thing just happened! Bubble and Lollipop tried to impersonate you!

Gelatin

Wow! Some people are just so vicious.

Flower

Wha- what? Firey, that's Gelatin right there! He's impersonating me, too!

Firey

Nice try, impostor, but I know my friend Flower when I see her!

Flower

Wait, Firey considers me a friend?

Firey

Whoever you are, your Flower costume isn't very convincing. Where do you buy these petals, Gelatin's FAKEhouse?

Flower

What? No! I don't shop there! I pick a more fashionable store than that!

Gelatin

But you bought them at A store, huh?

Flower

What?!

Gelatin

Your little schtick is over, bub, or should I say... DORA?
Flower is pushed outside.

Flower

This is ridiculous! I'm not Dora!
Gelatin closes the door.

Gelatin

Good riddance!

Rocks[]

Taco grunts as she brings a rock over to Blocky.

Taco

Blocky, help me out! Toss this rock into the other team's tower!

Blocky

Whatever you say.
Blocky throws the rock, but it doesn't go far. It lands with a squeaking sound.

Taco

Well, that was A try, at least.

Blocky

Hey! Maybe you shouldn't have given me the "World's Heaviest Rock"!

Taco

*gasp* The other team stole our idea!
Cut to Leafy, Teardrop, and Ruby.

Leafy

3, 2, 1, toss!
Leafy, Teardrop, and Ruby's tosses also don't go far. The rocks again land with a squeaking sound.

Flower

*laughs* Four-Colored Team? More like... Muscles-Smaller Team!

Ruby

Flower, I thought we signed a truce to the Insulting War of '19!

Taco

Quit blabbering and help me push these rocks!
X-Colored Team pushes all their rocks off the cliff. It is revealed that X being hit by the falling rocks is the cause of the squeaking.

Taco

Oh gosh! Um, X? You can move out of the way.

Ruby

We're falling behind! Where's Lollipop? Or Bubble or even Gelatin?

Lollipop

We're back.

Bubble

Yeah, Gelatin's still undercover!

Leafy

Great job, team! You guys are back so fast, and I bet Gelatin's destroying the other team's tower super well!
Cut to Gelatin playing patty-cake with Firey.

Blocky

Flower! You gotta be kidding me! You're not doing any work?

Flower

Neither is your deodorant! (plugs her nose)

Loser

I got a new plan!

Spongy

Loser? What are you doing? That's my favorite-
Loser cuts off Spongy's bracelet.

Spongy

Awww!

Loser

Now watch this!
Loser folds the cut bracelet.

Loser

Hey Firey! Got anything sharp?

Firey

Well, I found this Coiny-slapping glove from years ago, and it's kinda sharp!

Loser

Perfect! Now watch this!
Loser climbs the tower, wraps the bracelet around the glove, and throws it at the other team's tower. It attaches to the tower, forming a bridge.

Loser

Okay, X-colored friends, climb up here! If we cross the bridge, we can destroy the other tower! Isn't that a wonderful plan?

X-Colored Team
Yeah!

Loser

It's just my duty to give you guys the best possible-

Taco

Loser! Look! *suspenseful* They're coming.

Battle[]

Blocky

Alright, anyone on our team got the guts to go across first? Woody! You wanna do it?

Woody

Wah, wah!

Blocky

That sounds like a yes to me! Go!

Flower

Who's next? Who's next?

Taco

Dora??? What are YOU doing here?

Flower

Oh, for petal's sake!

Taco

TPOT contestants do not belong in this battle arena!
Taco pushes Flower off the tower, then joins Woody on the bridge.

Woody

*screams*

Taco

Don't look down, Woody! Just look forward. Forward is safety.

Taco

(echo) Forward is safety.
As Woody opens his eyes, Teardrop runs toward him. Teardrop pulls down on the bridge and lets go, flinging Woody and Lollipop off.
Suspenseful music plays in the background.

Woody

*screams*

Lollipop

Whatever, I guess.

Taco

Woah, that was crazy! Am I the only one left on this thing?

Ruby

That's a no from me!
Taco and Ruby fight each other as the others encourage them.

Loser

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Blocky

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Firey

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Gelatin

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Bubble

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Leafy

Uh, please, please, don't fall off!
Ruby slaps Taco very hard and both of them fall off. Leafy and Firey are now next to each other, causing Leafy to become extremely stressed due to their encounter in The Four is Lava.

Gelatin

Fight! Fight! Figh- uh, hey, Leafster! What are you waiting for? Go do your thing! Go fight!

Leafy

Um...

Firey

Oh, um, this is a little weird, isn't it?

Leafy

Um, I would like to pass! I don't like fighting!

Gelatin

There's no time for passing! Four's clock is almost up!

Leafy

What if we fake fight?

Gelatin

*sigh* That's not gonna cut it.

Firey

Leafy's fake fighting and real fighting look the same to me!

Leafy

Look! I'm doing jumping jacks! Cool, right?

Gelatin

Not cool. At all.

Voice
Bew, bew, bew, bew...
Flower lands at the bottom of the X-Colored Team's tower, causing it to crack.

Flower

Huh? This roof could use a remodel, but it's doable! Who built this? Wait, this is not doable! Oh my gardener!
The X-Colored Team's tower begins to collapse.

Leafy

I'm punching Firey! I'm punching Firey!

Gelatin

No, you're punching the air.

Leafy

See? He's retreating in fear! Wait, why is he retreating?
Firey trips.

Firey

Woah!
Firey burns a hole through the bridge, causing it to snap back towards the Four-Colored Team's tower. The contestants cause the top of the tower to break off, while the X-Colored Team's tower is completely destroyed.

Four and X

Boop! Time's up! The Four-Colored Team's tower was significantly shortened. However, the X-Colored Team's cot no longer exists! So their team automatically loses! Because the Four-Colored Team has a place to live they are the Have Cots! Because the X-Colored Team doesn't they are the Have Nots!

Voting[]

Cary Huang

Hey everyone! What's up? I'm Cary! You might know me as the person *in X voice* who voices X! *back to normal* And I just want to let *back to X voice* you know that you should vote for the *back to normal* person on the Have Nots Team *back to X voice* that you want to save! Who do you like the best? Type their letter in square brackets and post it in a comment on this video! *back to normal* Whoever gets the least votes will be eliminated. Subscribe to our channel! Our goal is 200 vigintillion subs! And we also have a Tik-Tok now which I know is controversial but I feel like I have to do it because BFDI mentioned Tik Tok in 2011 so it's just my calling.
After Cary's IRL message and recommended characters, the credits roll.

Stinger[]

Ruby drives the FreeSmart van over to Lollipop.

Ruby

Hello, Lollipop! Get in, buddy!

Lollipop

About time you showed up.

Ruby

Alright, Pop-pop-

Lollipop

Don't call me that.

Ruby

Well, the radio's broken, so I just thought I'd sing for you!

Ruby

La la la la la! Driving with my friends! This is so much fun!

Lollipop

Enough of that! No more singing, today, tomorrow, ever! I hate it.

Ruby

Hi Leafy! Come on in!

Woody

AaoaAoaAooaOaaaAoO!

Ruby

Hi Woody!

Woody

Ah...
Screen displays "30 seconds l8r..."

Leafy and Ruby

La la la! Driving with my friends! La la la! Driving with my friends! (Continues in background)

Lollipop

Get me outta here...
Somebody help...
Black screen...

?
*makes strange noises*

Balloony

AAAAAAAAAHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH, AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
The video ends.
Transcripts
BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4Well, Look Who It Is!PointyPointyPointy ♫Spore DayRespect to the WickedStart the ShiftAirplanes in the Night Sky🥚Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?Category OneI SAID CAREFUL!!!Seasonal ShiftThe Power of FourBottle For Dream IslandBFB 31

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers