Taste the Sweetness/Transcript

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Cold open[]

Ring around the slammer! Don't outrun the hammer! Won't work, Won't work, It all slams down!

Hahahahahah! Haha!

Hahahahahah! Hey guys, I had no idea we'd be the only ones to survive the trash compactors! Isn't that cool?

It is cool! We should form an alliance called..."Taking Out The Trash"!

Lets do it!

Wait, uhm, Icy, are we supposed to be doing this? They're not Freesmarters.

Why not? Freesmart isn't gonna last forever. We should have other options if it dissolves!

*shock* You broke the Freesmart loyality rule. You must pay!

Ruby puts Ice Cube on one of the trash compacters.

Apple! Orange! Banana!

The spikes slowly go down and crushes Ice Cube

It's time for Cake at Stake!

All but three of us are dead, Puffy. How are we gonna do that?

Let's take Lewis's second car to drive to Yoyleland, where we can use the HPRC to recover everyone!

But Lewis owns that car!

Not for long!

Bomby stabs Puffball Speaker Box with Needle.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

The rainbow substance Puffball Speaker Box emits knocks Lewis out of his car, which Ruby and Bomby steal.

That was easy!

Bomby uses Puffball Speaker Box to move the car.

Eugh, what's this stuff?

CGI Montage of the car driving down the Goiky Highway.

Ruby looks sadly at her own reflection.

I miss my alliance...

Cut to the Underworld, where everyone is swimming in a river of lava.

Everybody

Swim swim swim! It's our only way out! Swim swim swim! We'll be free, no doubt!

(text-to-speech voice) Woah! What is happening?

Pencil is flung out of the river and begins to rapidly spin in the air.

(text-to-speech voice) I am revolutating at incredible speeds. This isn't part of my swimming routine!

Cut to Ruby recovering Pencil.

Why...is this...so hard to crank?!?

Woah woah woah woah oh oh oh-

Pencil spins into a disk and disappears in a poof of confetti, revealed to be in the recovery process.

Yay!

Yay! I'm so happy you're back, Pencil! What was it like when you were dead?

I don't remember.

Enough talking! We still need to recover Spongy and Fries and Nickel and Pin and Book and Golf Ball and Coiny and Tennis Ball and Gelatin and Ice Cube.

Montage of contestants being recovered.

Let's go back. Everyone, get in the trunk!

Everyone gets in the trunk of Lewis' car, which drives off.

Cake at Stake[]

Welcome to Lewis' trunk!

Sweet!

Wow, Lewis' trunk looks so big from the inside.

Team No-Name, you lost last time. First, let's see who got the most likes and the prize.

Results shown.

It's Tennis Ball, with a record-breaking 40,984!

Yay! Thanks, tuberculites!

Tennis Ball spins the Prize Wheel, which lands on "Swap Token".

A Swap Token? How does this work?

During the team-switching phase, you can play this token to force one other contestant to swap to your team.

Fascinating!

Now let's see who got the most dislikes, and is going home.

Ugh, I hope it's not you, Fries, because- *bites a fry*- where'd I get my killer snacks from?

Grrrr!

Tennis Ball is safe, with only 5200 dislikes.

How wonderful!

This episode's cake is gasoline from Lewis' gas tank.

Puffball Speaker Box throws a gas can at Tennis Ball, which ignites on impact.

Golf Ball is also safe, with 11,000.

I'm not in the bottom two? The viewers are starting to appreciate my team-leading skills!

How much leading did you do in the last two episodes, huh?

Fries, you-

A gas can hits Golf Ball, setting her on fire.

That's what I thought.

This means another food product will be going home.

Oh my tater!

Oh my animal bones, and skin, and cartilage, and tendons, and muscles, and ligaments, and-

Let's reveal the votes!

Fries eats one of his fries, while Gelatin autocannibalizes himself as the votes are shown. Gelatin is eliminated by a vote of 21,768 to 15,128.

Gelatin, you have been eliminated!

No! Can you keep this secret from the weird speaker box, though? He scares me.

Sure. Whatever.

The Sender Scoop Thrower begins to launch Gelatin. Tennis Ball slows time before he is launched.

Wait, jelly boy! I appreciate you acknowledging my inventor's skills, so as a memento, keep my laser pointer!

Thanks, TB! Now I have two! And you can remember me with my old headphones! The volume up button seems to be missing, though, but I hope you still like it!

I do!

Go!

Gelatin is launched to the WTF.

Hooray! Gelatin's back! Let's tie our legs together with Rocky's!

That sounds so fun, fire boy!

Mm-hmm!

The three of them begin tying their legs together.

After Cake at Stake/Team swapping[]

Fries, here's the last of the gasoline.

(offscreen) Huh? Why isn't the gas pedal working? I'm losing control!

Wait, Puffy, who's driving this thing?

An old friend of mine.

Flower crashes the car into a tree, then runs away from the accident. Everyone gets out of the trunk.

Intro.

Welcome back, Coiny! Now our team is whole again! Or should I say, "wheel ooze a whole" again.

It's great to be back! Oh man, I'm still keeping this voice?

Yep!

Wow, check out this Swap Token, Golf Ball!

It is immensely powerful! We can acquire any team member we want, whenever we want!

Agreed! With clever-enough timing, we can sway the entire fate of the season with this thing!

Would you look at that, Ice Cube? We made it to the final 13!

Hooray!

Ice Cube does her ugly face.

Augh! Ice Cube, don't make that ugly face!

Ice Cube does it again, before turning on her head to make her beautiful face.

Oh my mint! Icy's face is looking so beautiful right now!

Um, Coiny? What are you talking about? I- No way! She looks amazing!

We totally have to switch to her team!

You can't be serious!

Um, Icy, I have no idea what's going on, but it's getting us new alternates, so keep it coming!

Beautiful face. Team, here I come!

Me too!

Oh, um, I don't know if we should be doing this.

You know what I've said since the beginning: Pin, you should switch!

Fine.

I gotta switch!

No! Tennis Ball! That is disadvantageous! FreeSmart is full of traitorous defectors! We cannot associate with them!

Come on Golfy, you know you want to!

I absolutely do not!

Tennis Ball uses his Swap Token.

Come on Golfy, you know you want to!

*sputtering gibberish*

Yaaay!

Are you going to switch teams, Fries?

No.

Okay, then. To the other twelve of you, what's your new team name?

We are the brethren who have united over our shared adoration of Icy's beautiful face.

Therefore, our team name is "The Beautiful Face Devotion Institute".

You guys are weird. Anyway, spin the wheel to choose the next contest!

Ruby spins the wheel, which lands on "Sell the most ice cream".

In this challenge, you two teams will be making ice cream. There are hundreds of eager customers out there. Whoever sells their ice cream to the most customers wins. The other team will be up for elimination.

How much time will we have?

Well, how long can YOU serve ice cream?

I suppose people only eat ice cream in the summer.

Correct! So time's up when winter's first snowflake hits the ground. Go!

Contest[]

Cut to The B.F.D.I. chattering over what to do.

Wait, we need to use Ice Cube to cool our ice cream down!

Needle throws Ice Cube into a bowl, shattering her. The team gasps at her death, and their eyes well up with tears as they all begin weeping. Needle gives them a regretful look along with puppy-dog eyes. Short pause.

Whatever.

The team goes back to chattering, while Fries kidnaps Bomby using a sack.

Quiet, everyone! Alright, alright, I know many of us have not gotten along in the past, but fate has brought us together again. I am willing to compromise with you all, given that I get to be team leader.

Here we go again.

Coiny, Ruby and Tennis Ball! You three will be in charge of making the ice cream! Pencil, Nickel and Needle! You three will be in charge of marketing! And Spongy, Book, and Pin, you three will man the ice cream stand! And we'll go to Gelatin's abandoned steakhouse to set up shop.

Mm, do I notice a certain SOMEONE of a certain bozo brain complexion and a bossy bot demeanor who didn't get assigned a job?

I don't want to get into this debate again. *gasp* But wait, where's Bomby?

Pan to Fries freeing Bomby from the sack.

What do YOU want?

Get digging Bomby, the ingredients are probably underground.

Fries, that isn't going to work! I'm a more independent thinker now!

Get digging Bomby, the ingredients are probably underground.

FRIES! We aren't even on the same team!

(Beat)

Get digging-

Ahh. Did you hear the news, little bro?

No? What happened?

Gelatin got the boot! We don't have to hide in our home anymore.

Really?! Awesome! I don't have to wear this stinky apron anymore!

Pineapple, we've made it. To celebrate us getting through Gelatin's tyrannical rule, have a token of our camaraderie.

A volume up button? Wait- did you steal this from-

Yep! What was his is now ours, my friend. And with all this fake caution tape I put up, we won't even be disturbed by customers.

Woohoo! We can party all we want!

Barbecue Sauce and Pineapple dance. Ruby kicks down the door.

We're here!

WHAT!?

Tear down the caution tape, boys!

GET YOUR FREE ICE CREAM HERE!

A group of recommended characters runs into Gelatin's Shadeshouse.

Holy citrus in a steakhouse! How is this happening?

Alright, Ruby and Coiny. Golfy ordered us to make the ice cream, and the ingredients are in here!

Errgh! It's locked shut!

Use more force! Come on fuzzy boy, help us out!

The three of them slightly break the door.

Wait! There's a passcode! Let me guess it!

Tennis Ball inputs "02763", which fails.

Darn!

Tennis Ball inputs "01338", which also fails.

Darn!

Tennis Ball inputs "02010".

Darn!

Tennis Ball inputs "02319".

Darn.

TB, this isn't working. Let me ask an old friend of mine! Hey Barbecue Sauce, remember me?

No! We cannot allow more customers in this steakhouse! Especially not you!

Woah, chill your chunks, bro. This little guy gets a pass. He saved me from a surprise encounter with Gelatin. So Coinster, it's great to see ya. What are you looking for?

I- was- wondering- what-

Wait, why do you sound like that? Maybe Pineapple is right about you. Hmm. Maybe you aren't who you say you are.

Coiny and Needle's voices swap back to each other's own bodies.

I was wondering what the pantry passcode is.

Oh, you're all good now! It's "21768".

Brought your Ice Cube bowl up here? Why?

I just wanted to keep an eye on it. Oh! My voice is back!

Alright, Needle and American 5-cent denomination, we're doing marketing, so let's make the sign as flashy as possible.

Sure thing! But did you just call me "American 5-cent Denomination?"

No, no no no, you're Nickel. Obviously Nickel. I have no idea why I said that. Why did I say that?

Who cares that you have two names because you're adopted, Nickel? Let's make some decorations!

Sure thing!

Montage of Pencil, Needle and Nickel making and posting flyers. Needle puts one on Golf Ball's face.

Grrrr!

Oh! Sorry!

Needle, I have a mission for you.

What is it?

You were the closest to Bomby last episode, and now he's missing! Go find him!

Yes, ma'am!

Alright Pin, I know we've had a bit of a quarrel in the past, but we gotta build this ice cream stand together.

Why would I do that when you and Ice Cube didn't even consider swinging with me?

We had an obligation to attend to! I promise I'll swing with you next time.

Hm. I'll believe it when I see it.

Come on Pin, our team is counting on us to build this thing!

I finished it!

Wha??

Cut to Coiny inputting the passcode.

Yay!

Alright, let's find those ice cream ingredients.

The three of them rush around the pantry.

Well, it looks like we've got cane sugar, vanilla extract, ooh, a jug of milk-

No way! It's a tub of Gelatin's pre-baked ice cream! We can just sell this!

But it expired in August... of 2012! That was like, a year and a half ago!

You're right. Hey, where's Tennis Ball?

Cut to Tennis Ball making his way through the crowd and going outside.

Ah, yes. Here it is! What I've been looking for all this time! *evil laugh*

Fries! *pant* Fries, do you know where Bomby is?

No.

Then who's down that hole?

Needle reaches down and lifts Bomby up, who keeps digging in the air.

*gasp* Bomby! Why are you- ow! Why are you helping the opposing team? We're part of the- ouch! Beautiful Face Devotion Institute, so you better- ah! You better act like it!

Needle.

What, Fries?

Put him down.

No, I will not.

And-

Y-yes?

Get. Digging. Needy.

Needle slaps Fries.

Don't call me Needy!

Fries puts a shovel in her outstretched hand and pats it. Needle begins digging.

Open mouth, yeah yeah yeah! Eat ice cream, yeah yeah yeah! So you can taste the sweetness! So you can taste the sweetness! Repeat after me!

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Open mouth, yeah yeah yeah! Eat ice cream, yeah yeah yeah!' So you can taste the sweetness! So you can taste the sweetness!

I can't hear you!

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(repeatedly, while panning out) Open mouth, yeah yeah yeah! Eat ice cream, yeah yeah yeah! So you can taste the sweetness! So you can taste the sweetness!

Awesome! Now make it a remix!

Cricket noise.

Oh! Um, make it a dubstep remix?

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Yay!

Dubstep remix of the jingle played.

Mix, mix, mix, mix!

We're done!

Give it to the front desk!

Ruby and Coiny give the finished ice cream to Pin.

Ooh! I wanna buy some ice cream!

Sure thing! Let me "hand" it to you!

Um, what are you doing?

This ice cream won't cost you an arm and a leg! Surely you can foot the bill!

Actually, I'm gonna go.

Aw! I'm not the best salesperson. Book and Spongy, maybe you two could do better?

I'll give it a try!

Book rips out one of her pages and uses it as a cone.

Try our ice cream, infused with literature to feed your brain!

I already ate The Grapes of Wrath a few years ago, and I wasn't a fan.

Can we have a bite?

Uh, sure thing! But it looks like you guys need to split it eight ways.

Book puts the ice cream into Spongy and jumps onto him, extruding it from his holes.

Ew! That's disgusting!

Tough crowd, huh? Cooking crew! We need more ice cream!

On it!

Hey Golfy, check this out!

Do not distract me from my team-leading, TB.

But, I found some Yoylite for us to research!

No way! I can't believe my eyes! Yoylite, the rarest material in the world, sitting right before me!

Yeah! And I built a microscope out of Gelatin's old headphones to examine it!

We must write as many academic papers on this crystalline structure as we can! Think of the prestige!

I'm so excited!

We're drowning in customers! I don't have much longer!

Holy trinket in a trash compactor! Barbecue Sauce, if this is how we go, I just want you to know I wouldn't have suffered through the rancid recession with anyone else.

No, Pineapple, don't give up!

It's you and me, man! We're like this! Maybe we'll be reuinited on the other side.

Don't say that!

Barbecue Sauce notices the fire alarm.

*gasp* Wait! Our token! We could survive! Pineapple, you gotta throw your token at the fire alarm!

What? How would that help?

Just do it!

After some flashbacks, Pineapple finally throws the volume up button at the fire alarm, setting it and the sprinkler system off. The customers begin to exit the building.

I'm so happy we cooked 500 gallons of ice cream. This will please everybody.

The water from the sprinklers melts the ice cream and makes it go down the grates.

I'm so sad we lost 500 gallons of ice cream. This will please nobody.

We- survived? We survived! Yay!

Yay!

The volume up button falls onto the floor and activates.

Alright, I see a dodecahedral structure in this Yoylite.

Steady! Steady! This research will define our academic careers for a lifetime!

The Revolutionary Headphone microscope goes off, shaking the Yoylite.

What's happening?!

The shaking causes the Yoylite to fall off the microscope, and Tennis Ball to scribble over his diagram.

NOOO! Not my diagrams! Grrr!

Tennis Ball kicks the microscope. It hits the Ice Cube bowl, making it wobble in an unstable way.

I know you like to kick things when you are frustrated, Tennis Ball, but that was very unprofessional.

Sorry!

True scholars-

The Ice Cube bowl falls off the roof in very slow motion as the music greatly lowers in pitch. Cut to Fries with a transitional fart sound.

There's not much time left! Mm, looks like my digging crew is slacking off!

Fries runs into the pantry and takes the expired ice cream. He dumps it on the grass, before speaking into a megaphone.

Hey guys! I uh, actually HAVE ice cream!

The recommended characters gasp and run into the holes.

Oh, right. Beware the holes.

Fries puts warning signs by the holes, causing the recommended characters to run around them and eat the expired ice cream. Cut to the still-falling Ice Cube bowl in slow motion. A snowflake from bowl hits the ground.

A snowflake has landed, which means winter is here. Which means time's up! Fries, your ice cream was expired. And MOLDY!

That's just how my brand is.

But you fed 200 people, whereas The Beautiful Face Devotion Institute fed zero, so you win!

Yeah!!

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