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Hmmm, got any sevens?
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(giggles) I do!
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Seven falls flat on the cards.
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Get it?
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Yeah, I get it.
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(groans)
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Hey! Quiet, Nine!
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Five! Come on! This reeks!
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What's up with him?
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He's being a baby.
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No, I'm not! I've been standing here forever! I'm so BORED!
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Is it really a big deal? Just let him go!
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No! He has to finish his time in jacknjellify's subscriber count!
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But... why...?
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???
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(overlapping Five) Psst! Hey, Six! Siix! SIX!
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What?
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I got an idea!
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Shoot...
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Okay, okay... so, step 1: you come over here and you can take my place-
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Six, don't listen to him! He's gonna make you handstand in the sub count again!
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Grrr... Why are we even doing this anyway?! There's no point!
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Congrats, friendos! The sub count just hit 1 million!
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Awesome!
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Now, where's One?
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Trying to skip on their duties, eh? I'll clobber them!
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Hold your horses, Nine. I know someone else.
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Who?
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Ten!
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Oh! I have one of those!
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Not your boring game, Eight.
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Go fish.
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Ten, the person.
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Oh. I've always wondered who was on this card.
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How do you not know them? They're awesome!
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Yeah! They're super cool, and athletic, and always here to help us!
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Yeah, like, this one time, he saved my cat when he got stuck in a tree!
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Oh yeah! That reminds me, one time, my cat got stuck in a tree, and Ten went and saved it!
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Oh man, crazy to bring that up, Six. 'Cause that reminds me of this other time Ten helped me when-
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Let me guess, he helped your cat down from a tree?
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No. I was the one in the tree.
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Okay, awesome. I'll go get him.
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You know him?
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Yeah, we talk all the time.
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Five's lying, they don't have friends.
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Yes, I do!
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Name one.
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Why? They aren't around.
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You know that's not what I meant.
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I'll go get him.
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Can I come with?
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No! It's a one-person job.
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Oh, good! I'll go get him then.
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Wait! Why do you get to go get him, Sixer?
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Uh, 'cause I want to.
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Well, I want to, too!
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Guys, guys, you're forgetting about ME! I'll go get Ten.
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Ten would hate you.
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Wrong, he already hates me!
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Wrong.
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Yeah, I lied to make Six look stupid.
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No, I meant about you going to see Ten. I called it first!
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Don't care, I'm going.
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No, I am!
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(zooms in while having angry eyebrows)
(In BFB 1 Voice:) Let's play a game!
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Don't you want to battle to win a prize?
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But what is the pr- wait why am I doing this? What do you mean, Four??
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You guys will battle for the privilege of retrieving Ten!
(Assets of contestants come up as Four lists off the names:) Five, Nine, Seven, Six, and X!
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I have no idea how I got dragged into this mess!
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(Intro music)
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We're gonna do things a bit differently this time around. No teams, no voting; get last in a challenge and you're out. Your first challenge is to stay on this balance beam!
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(The contestants go on the balance beam)
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Go!
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(Six pushes Seven off of the balance beam, causing them to fall and be eliminated)
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(For the next challenge, the contestants go into a volcano, All of them But X managed to escape the volcano, while X keeps dying, causing his elimination.)
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(For the rejoin, Seven sinks X into the basket of bread loaves, causing him to rejoin the game.)
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(For the fourth challenge, the contestants try to block their crater from the liar ball getting into it. The ball rolls into Six's crate, causing them to fall over and be eliminated.)
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(For the fifth and final challenge, the contestants each make four soup for him to taste. Seven's ends up being the worst, causing Four to shrivel and for them to be eliminated for a second time.)
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(For the second rejoin, Seven sinks X into the basket of bread loaves once again, having more loaves than Six. This causes him to rejoin the game again.)
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You all fought hard, but only one of you can make it to the finale. Five, you've been eliminated.
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WHAT?
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Sorry Five.
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No fair! I didn't lose a challenge, and nobody ever voted!
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Ok, uh... your challenge is to... NOT be a purple number, Five!
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Nine, you're neither purple nor a five! Seven, you too.
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Phew.
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And that leaves us with... uh... sorry Five, you're out.
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Fine, I'm out. I don't even care. I didn't want to win anyway.
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WAIT!
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(in hopes of not being eliminated) Huh?
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You're still out, don't worry. But I do have a special announcement! For this elimination, we're going to do a classic! I'm sucking you up!
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What? NO!
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Too late! I've already decided it's happening! (proceeds to begin sucking up Five)
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(while being sucked up by four) Four, stop this, I MEAN IT!!
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STOP!!!
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(stops sucking up Five) Huh?
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He's here.
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Hi guys!
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Four, Six, Seven, Nine, X
(in excitement) OMG, TEN!!! I'M SHAKING!!!
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Nice to see you all again!
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How is everything?
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Good!
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That's good to hear! See any good movies?
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Nah.
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Me neither.
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(Manages to get out of Four's head)
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(giggles at Five)
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Be quiet. No laughing allowed! (Returns to normal shape)
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(to Four) Oh, I have to say, Key Lime Pie! It's so tasty and tangy and moist! I love the way it gurgles down my throat!
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Fascinating. Say, Eight, where did you find good ol' Ten from? The rest of us spent days searching!
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Hah, that's an easy one. Ten and I were just chilling in our even numbers clubhouse watching Object Show 87 on TV. We decided to wait until someone else was close to slipping through a rift in space time before doing the grand reveal.
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(becomes angry)
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Uh oh, why did your face setting switch to angry?
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Even numbers club? I wasn't invited?
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(Grows into a bigger size) I'M EVEN!
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(nervously) Oh! Well, it's actually called the, even non-perfect square numbers club!
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(nervously) Yeah, what Eight said.
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(turns back to normal) Oh, ok then
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Ahem, then what about me? According to YOUR rules, I still deserve in.
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Well, that's an easy one, Six. In your own words, because We've got our own style! And you...don't have any style.
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Hey that's not how it goes!
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(quiets down Ten) SHUSH! We do not tolerate cyberbullying here!
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Aw, man! There go my Sunday evening plans.
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Well, Eight, you technically brought Ten to the equation playground, so you win B.F.P.T.M.10!
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Five, Six, Seven, Nine
Awww!
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Woohoo!!
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You win 99 trillion dollars!
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Alright, let's see, whose economy shall I disrupt?
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Hey, Eight?
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What's up?
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Why was everybody so eager to find me?
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Because we love and care about you!
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No, really. Why?
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It's because it's YOUR turn to sit at the front of Jacknjellify's sub count!
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Ohhhh, I see.
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Yeah! Now that they've reached 10 hundred thousand subscribers, it's your turn in the spotlight!
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Interesting, interesting.
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Ten takes a seat in front of the six zeros, updating the sub count to 1,000,000 subscribers. Confetti and fanfare are shown.
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Ya know, it's actually pretty comfy here! The grass feels nice, the tree provides shade, these non-speaking zeros seem like friendly chaps and, do I smell superglue?
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Oh, whoopsie, that was me big bro. That's what happens when you stand in one place for four months.
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Eh, it's no biggie. Anyway,(to the viewers) thanks to every exciting viewer out there who has helped Jacknjellify get to TEN hundred thousand subscribers on YouTube, because it's given me this opportunity, to have the spotlight on ME!
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Wait, Ten hundred thousand? Isn't that one million? And if so, Ooh. can my BFF One take your spot, Ten?
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Oh, that ought makes sense. Uh, well, you see I um...
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I still can't quite remember what one million actually means, though.
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Oh, in that case, I can teach you! Math is always exhilarating.
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That sounds fun!
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And in the meantime, you can stay right where you are, Ten.
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Hooray, compromise!
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