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"Thanks for 2,000,000 Subscribers!", also known as "One Seven, Two Sevens, Black Seven, Green Sevens" is a short released on December 8, 2023 at around 12:00 PM PST, and was made to celebrate jacknjellify reaching 2 million subscribers. In this short, Fourteen splits into a pair of Sevens, who begin to cause mayhem.
Plot[]
The video opens with Fourteen reading out a fairy tale about an ancient power known as "division", which let anyone who uses it split up into multiple smaller parts. The people with power thought the symbol was so great it could be used against them, so they hid it away. However, Fourteen is interrupted by Two, asking where it was hidden.
Fourteen replies to this question with that he wasn't finished; Two apologizes. Fourteen resumes, saying that they hid it away, nowhere to be seen again, but some say that it's still there, hiding. Two cuts him off again, saying that they have to go to the bathroom. Fourteen, however, tells them to shut up and throws the book away. Two wonders and questions how Fourteen got locked in the cage. Fourteen has a flashback to Thanks for 1,500,000 Subscribers! ("Yay! Now I can go back to eating people's skin!"), before falsely claiming all the other numbers hate freedom. Two declares assent that this is "a completely unbiased and accurate assessment" and frees him afterwards, and Fourteen says that they're a true role model and that they should go and find the division sign. Two, however, says that he doesn't have to worry because with his power he managed to find the aforementioned sign instantly. Two and Fourteen then divide themselves, but Two then regrets their decision midway through the process.
The screen flashes to white and cuts off to Ten, Eight, Nine, Five and Six playing Jenga. Eight says it's Six's turn, and Six tries to move a brick, but the tower wobbles. Six stops moving the brick and tries to move a different brick, but the tower wobbles again. Six then tries to change the subject, saying that they should update the whiteboard, but Five tells her to stop getting distracted and that it's her turn. Ten says she might have a point, but Five gets mad, saying that Ten's falling for it. Nine questions why they care about what the Zeroes say, and Five tells him to take his bag off his head, but Nine refuses.
Ten tries to reassure Nine by saying the bag looks good on Nine, giving them a thumbs up. Seven walks in, greeting their lovely friends. Ten greets them back. A "Green Seven" walks in and greets their lovely friends as well. Ten also greets "Green Seven". Five is suspicious of this strange "Green Seven". Seven walks up to "Green Seven", greeting them with a compliment. The two Sevens begin to talk, with Five trying to figure out what is going on. Through a bit of math, they soon realize: Fourteen divided himself into two Sevens. Five gasps and exposes "Green Seven". Seven is immediately confused, with "Green Seven" playing along and telling the numbers to put him back in his cell. Seven gets freaked out and tries to convince them all that they're normal Seven, but Five doesn't believe them. Seven is hurt by this and Five orders Six and Nine to take Seven and "Green Seven" away, which they quickly do, with Seven crying to let them go and that they're innocent. Two, watching from nearby, realizes that the numbers will likely figure out they're involved in the situation, and thus jumps into the whiteboard to hide and pose as a simple drawing.
Seven, still trying to tell Six and Nine to let them down, finally gets places until they realize that them and Green Seven have both been placed next to a plus sign. Seven tries to run away until they get added and put back to jail with the first Green Seven, now as Fourteen. Ten asks Five if Fourteen was supposed to look like a gradient of black and green, but Five believes that it's just Fourteen's plan and to pay them no mind. Once they leave, the second Green Seven appears and the real Seven complains that they and the first Green Seven were placed in jail because of them. The second Green Seven exclaims that it was their plan. Then Seven shouts that they won't get away with their plan but the Green Seven outside the jail says they will and then laughs. After that they get their revenge on the other integers. First, they prank Five by placing gum on the grass. Five steps on it, but they just shake it off like nothing happened. The Green Seven then crosses Five off of a list. Next, they place a picture of a huge landscape in front of Six. Six then sees the picture then paints it. Once Six finishes, the huge fake landscape falls over, but it seems that Six doesn't seem to care and the Green Seven crosses off Six's name from their list. Their next targets are Eight and Nine, who are playing Go Fish. Eight draws a card reading "Idiot", while Nine draws a card saying they're stinky. With Nine and Eight confused, the Green Seven laughs again and crosses both of them off his list. The Green Seven then finally "pranks" Ten by entering his house at night and eating his skin, probably killing him.
The next day, Five convenes Six, Eight and Nine to a reunion, asking if they heard the scream last night. Nine asks him if he screamed last night and Six laughs because she thinks Five had a nightmare, but Five says that it was Ten who screamed. Five explains that someone entered Ten's house and ate his skin as he shows them pictures of the crime scene. Five says that he knows who's responsible for it. Six is confused because they thought they already caught Fourteen, but Five says that apparently, they got the wrong one. Nine then proceeds to cry for Ten, which causes the bag on their head to disintegrate, revealing the bruises and scratches on their face. Eight asks what happened, and Nine explains that they hadn't had their sunglasses in a while and missed them, so they went back to Fifteen's cabin to retrieve them, but Fifteen beat them up. Six simply laughs at Nine, not seeming to care. Five then says that they have an idea. They leave and Two, talking to themself, says they can leave. However, a bunch of Zeros then surround the whiteboard and say they are going to be standing there for three days, much to Two's dismay.
Later, Green Seven is walking around when they see a sign that points to Free Skin. They don't follow it and say that all the skin they eat is free, but then they see another sign pointing to Free Tasty Skin, and follow it. The camera pans to an expanse of hills with lines of signs presumably advertising free tasty skin, and Green Seven follows them all the way to the horizon. Some time later, a tired Green Seven reaches Fifteen's cabin. Fifteen appears in front of them, wearing Nine's sunglasses and holding a flamethrower. Green Seven asks if Fifteen is the person whose skin they are supposed to be eating. Fifteen then uses their flamethrower on them, and Five, Six and Eight emerge from a bush, saying they did it. Fifteen then raises their sunglasses to get a better look and Nine attempts to use this opportunity to get their sunglasses back. Fifteen gets angry and Nine says they were just kidding. Nine attempts to get them back but Fifteen immediately uses the flamethrower on them.
Six, Five and Eight return to the whiteboard, holding the burnt bodies of Nine and Green Seven in the air. The Zeros say they were supposed to update the board. Five asks why and the Zeros say that since they've done their time the Integers have to do theirs. Meanwhile, Eight goes to the cage, separates Seven and the other Green Seven, and takes Green Seven back to the whiteboard. Seven then brushes aside the whole matter. The newly recombined, imprisoned with a ball and chain, and all-green Fourteen wakes up to Five handing them a marker and telling them to get writing. Five leaves and Fourteen complains. Fourteen picks up an inanimate whiteboard eraser and starts rubbing off the whiteboard (which Two is still on). Two rapidly screams "No" internally but Fourteen leaves Two untouched. They then write six zeros after Two, forming the new "Thanks for 2,000,000 subscribers!" It cuts to the credits (featuring 4 copies of a bouncing Twelve).
In the stinger, Fourteen is sitting near the whiteboard. Two finally gets out and they write out a two on the whiteboard in their place. They leave annoyed, saying it would be the last time they try to do something nice.
Credits[]
- BATTLE FOR DREAM ISLAND
- by Cary and Michael Huang
- WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY
- Florence Chapell
- PRODUCED BY
- Florence Chapell
- Sam Thornbury
- VOICE ACTING
- Xander Archibald - Zero, Zero #2
- Niall Burns - Two
- Dane Trent “WoopDoo” - Five
- Florence Chapell - Six
- Griffin Weber - Seven
- Sam Thornbury - Eight, Nine
- Bryan Ndubisi “Brybee” - Ten
- Ivan Maslov - Fourteen
- Joseph Pak - Fifteen
- CG
- Ryan Dietrich “SirRyan18”
- ANIMATION
- Aiden Gomez
- Anthony Acedo
- Brannon C. “BrannFlakes”
- Cormac Oliver
- Daniel Adam Valle
- Dawn Shimizu “Shimzo”
- Ivan Maslov “Highvan”
- Lazlo T. “TopHatTheHat”
- PROPS & BACKGROUNDS
- Florence Chapell
- Ivan Maslov
- Lazlo T. “TopHatTheHat”
- WormBuffet
- AUDIO EDITING
- Braden Whiteside
- Griffin Weber
- Ian Woodside
- Justin Chapman
- Taft Marz
- VIDEO EDITING
- Florence Chapell
- VOICE PROCESSING
- Braden Whiteside
- MUSIC
- Clementine Werchola
- ”kandibytez”
- Kevin MacLeod
- Incompetech.com
- Micheal Huang
- Loyalty Freak Music
Characters[]
- Zero
- Two
- Three (name only, in the fairy tale, mentioned)
- Four (as a form of Sixteen being divided, only in the fairy tale)
- Five
- Six
- Seven (as normal and as a form of Fourteen being divided)
- Eight
- Nine
- Ten
- Eleven (only in the fairy tale)
- Twelve (only in the credits and fairy tale)
- Fourteen
- Fifteen
- Sixteen (only in the fairy tale)
Deaths[]
- Ten likely died after Fourteen ate his skin.
- The second Green Seven was burnt to death by Fifteen's flamethrower.
- Nine was burnt to death by Fifteen's flamethrower.
Trivia[]
- This is the third video with Florence Chapell as a writer.
- This is the first video where Twelve and Sixteen appear.
- Coincidentally, they are multiples of Four.
- This is the first time we see an algebralian getting divided.
- This is the second time we see Two on the Equation Playground.
- The alternate title "One Seven, Two Sevens, Black Seven, Green Sevens" is a reference to One fish two fish red fish blue fish, a book by Dr. Seuss.
- This is the second time Four and X didn't appear in an algebralian milestone video.
- This is the fifth time where no object characters appear in a non-canon video.
- The sound effect at 3:48 may be a slightly pitched down version of Wizard Cookie's Jump sound from "Cookie Run: Ovenbreak" (debatable)
