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Flower

The link to our new glow-in-the-dark hoodie is in the description.
Scene transitions as music plays

Four

Buddy, I'm home.
[crowd laughs]

X

Hello, Four!
[crowd laughs and cheers]

X

Did you have a long day at work?

Four

You know it, X!
[crowd laughs]

Four

Standing still all day at my job at the Standing Still Factory is so boring!

X

It must be annoying standing still all day!

Four

Exactly! I could...uh...
(Pulls out script)

Four

Insert list of things I could do instead of working here.
[crowd laughs]

X

You're meant to improvise, Four. You're not meant to read that out loud.
[crowd laughs]

Four

Excuse me, X, I'll read out whatever I want! Insert list of things I could do instead of working here. There, I just read it again.

X

We're getting sidetracked, Four.

Four

Oh, right! Uhh... I could have fun outside! Work is.. uh... boring. I don't know my lines, just do your part.
[crowd laughs]

X

There must be nothing fun about standing still all day, Four. Especially if I was a seven, standing next to a sub count. That would be boring!
(Video Pauses)

Four

Admittedly, we might've made the point too obvious at the end there. But Seven, we wrote, produced, and starred in a sitcom to convey this message to you!

Seven

(sarcastically) Yeah, and it was really good too!

Four

Grr! That's out of line! Please tell you've learnt your lesson!

Seven

Nope. I'm staying put.

Four

Why are you so stubborn?! Stop standing in the sub count, Seven! You're not in the sub count anymore! It's Eight's turn.

Eight

Ehh, I don't mind.

Four

Eight, it's your turn, and that's final! And what's that noise? The number dysfunction is off the charts today!

Eight

It's Six! They've been spinning around the world for months now.

Four

Grrr! I'm sick of this screaming! We need to get Six back on the ground immediately.

X

But how do we do it? Does anyone know what we can do?

Four

Ooh! I know! Nine will have a plan!

Eight

Do we need to involve more people?
Nine enters the scene and does a flip with his skateboard with the same music as the music from the beginning plays

Nine

WOW! Nice to see you guys! Yo yo yo!

Eight

Wha- What's...going on here?

Nine

What's up, guys?! As you can tell by my rapper sunnies, I'm the awesome one around here.

Eight

That's all well and dandy, but do you know how we get Six out of the sky?

Seven

No! I-I'm not helping you guys out! I'm staying put, right here!

Nine

Seven, they were talking to me. You can go talk to the hand, bro. Anyway, I have a plan that seems pretty fly.

Eight

Wh-why are we standing? What's going on here?

Nine

Just wait, the scene's about to transition.

Eight

What-
(Cuts to Four, X, Eight and Nine standing on Seven)

Seven

GET OFF ME NOW!

Nine

Quiet, bro! You're harshing my buzz, dude.

Four

Everybody, zip your lips! It's making our tower all wobbly! Six is coming back around, and it's my job to grab him. Can you two please get along?
(Seven and Nine talking at the same time agreeing to getting along)

Six

Ahhh!! Somebody save me, please!
Four snatches Six, complete with "snatch" sound effect

Four

Got you, Six! You're safe now! Nothing bad will ever happen from now on.
(Seven pushes everyone off of them)

Seven

There, I helped you all! Now begone, all of you. I'll return back to standing here.

Four

Alright, now we gotta solve this problem! How do we get Seven out of here?

Eight

Six, you know what to do buddy.

Six

Oohoho, revenge time!
(Six kicks Seven)

Seven

Ahh!! I'm sorry!! Help me!!

Eight

I guess this spot's for me. (sarcastically) Hooray.

Four

Uhh.. That's the spirit, I guess. Thank you viewers for 800,000 subscribers!

Six

And we all couldn't have done it without all of you!

Nine

Totally tubular!
[crowd laughs]

Four

Uh, X, did you hear that? Where did that come from?

X

What do you mean, Four?
[crowd laughs]

Four

The laugh track, X. We're not in a sitcom anymore.
[crowd laughs]

X

Or have we been in a sitcom this entire time? Dun dun duuunn!
[crowd laughs and cheers]

Four

X, this is really bad! This isn't funny anymore! We need to do something before we're trapped foreve-
(Crowd cheering while music plays)

Unknown

Welcome back to the Four And X Sitcom!!!

Flower

Thank you for subscribing! To celebrate, we're releasing our first ever glow-in-the-dark hoodie! This is super limited edition, since you can only pre-order it in the next 7 days. Check out the link in the description.

Unknown

Next up on our broadcast is BFB 25, so stay tuned!!!

Four

Yeah, stay tuned!
Transcripts
BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1 • Take the Plunge: Part 2 • Barriers and Pitfalls • Are You Smarter Than a Snowball? • Sweet Tooth • Bridge Crossing • Power of Three • Puzzling Mysteries • Cycle of Life • Insectophobe's Nightmare • Crybaby! • Lofty • A Leg Up in the Race • Don't Lose Your Marbles • Half a Loaf Is Better Than None • Vomitaco • Bowling, Now with Explosions! • The Reveal • Reveal Novum • Rescission • Gardening Hero • The Glistening • Don't Pierce My Flesh • Hurtful! • Insectophobe's Nightmare 2 • Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna Know • Get Digging • Insectophobe's Nightmare 3 • Zeeky Boogy Doog • Get in the Van • BFDIA 5b • No More Snow! • It's a Monster • The Long-lost Yoyle City • Well Rested • Intruder Alert • Meaty • Catch These Hands • Taste the Sweetness • Lots of Mud • Insectophobe's Nightmare 4 • Well, Look Who It Is! • PointyPointyPointy ♫ • Spore Day • Respect to the Wicked • Start the Shift • Airplanes in the Night Sky • 🥚 • Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to Talk • Lick Your Way to Freedom • Why Would You Do This on a Swingset • Today's Very Special Episode • Fortunate Ben • Four Goes Too Far • The Liar Ball You Don't Want • Questions Answered • This Episode Is About Basketball • Enter the Exit • Get to the Top in 500 Steps • What Do You Think of Roleplay? • Return of the Rocket Ship • Don't Dig Straight Down • The Four is Lava • The Escape from Four • X Marks the Spot • Take the Tower • How Loe Can You Grow? • A Taste of Space • Let's Raid The Warehouse • Who Stole Donut's Diary? • Fashion For Your Face! • The Game Has Changed • The Tweested Temple • The Hidden Contestant • Uprooting Everything • B.F.B. = Back From Beginning • SOS (Save Our Show) • Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right? • The Worst Day of Black Hole's Life • Getting Puffball To Think About Rollercoasters • Gardening Zero • Fishes and Dishes • The Great Goikian Bake-Off • The Seven Wonders of Goiky • Balancing P.A.C.T. • Outbreak At Stake • Oneirophobe's Nightmare • Out Of The Blue • What's Up Bell's String? • Category One • I SAID CAREFUL!!! • Seasonal Shift • The Power of Four • Bottle For Dream Island

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years! • BFDI Is Back • Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years! • BFDI's Road to Half a Billion Views • You're A Loser, But... • Thanks for 600,000 subscribers! • Thanks for 700,000 subscribers! • Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers! • Thanks for 900,000 subscribers! • Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers! • Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years! • Claustrophobe's Nightmare • Twosday • Fish and Chips • Why is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere? • The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote Yoylecake • You can help BFDI win an Award! • The Loser Plush is here! • The Official Four and X Plush • What if BFDI was in r/place? • BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei Squisher • X Finds Out His Value • BFDIA 6 Deleted Scenes • The JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary) • All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFB • Apply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and More • Just Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho) • The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and X • All BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation) • Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at Stake • Stingers

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