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*Nine Rolls into the scene with his Skateboard*
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Yo yo yo, dudes. Your homeboy Nine's back in town!
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(sighs) Oh dear math, not Nine again! He's so annoying!
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And tasty!
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What?
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Y- you know, tasty! B- because-
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Seven, that's disgusting.
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Because of that joke "Why was six afraid of seven", you know?
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Seven, we do not permit barbaric acts of cannibalism in this law-abiding country.
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Yo, Six! Whazzup?
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Hey.
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(handstand) Brother of another color!
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Ew, Nine, stop trying to look like me.
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Woah, bro, what's wrong with that?
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(singing) Because I got my OWN style, and you ain’t got NO style.
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Shhh.. No more yapping! I came here because I need to ask a bro a favor.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah! It’s time for me to kick that Eight bro out of his place in jacknjellify's subcount! But ever since I superglued my feet to my skateboard for that 24/7 gnarly radical tubular look, I can't kick no more. Six, I saw you do that epic, epic, EPIC kicking of Seven last time, so I need your help.
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Wait, wait wait wait, you superglued your feet to your skateboard?
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Yeah?
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But didn't I just see you do a handstand a minute ago?
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You sure did, bro. I did the gluing in between then and now, bro.
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So you glued your feet while talking to me?
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Yeah, bro!
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But, why?
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(in tears) *sniff* Because you *sniff* said I didn't have *sniff* any style *sniff*
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I mean, it's still true. Anyway yeah, I'd love to help you kick Eight out.
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Awesome ty-gnarly sick dude!
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One small problem though.
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What's that?
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I was only able to kick Seven really far because.. well... lemme show you why.
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Six and Nine effortlessly squeeze Seven, emitting squeaky sounds.
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They're light as a tennis ball. Prime kicking material.
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Aren't you scared of me?
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Seven. That joke isn't real. It's just a joke.
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I dunno man, I'm pretty scared.
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Anyway, Eight's gonna be way harder to kick. He's made of pure lead! That's what I heard.
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Oh, so that's why I remember Four bro saying...
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(Flashback from X Finds Out His Value of Four saying "Too heavy!".)
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Too heavy!
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Flashback ends
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Exactly. So we gotta brainstorm.
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Hey, guys! I heard you were brainstorming more powerful ways to kick Eight... one of my closest friends.
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Six and Nine shudder.
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Well, I can help you out! My other friend, Tennis Ball, offered me his latest invention... The Stone-To-Boot-O-Tron! All you have to do... is pour 10,000 tons of stones into the chute... turn the crank... and it'll spit out a super powerful boot that can kick even the densest of characters!
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Six smirking with super powerful boot kicking Eight.
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Um, well, thanks, X, but I have no idea where we'd get that much stone.
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Have no fear, Shakespeare! I got you covered. Yesterday, I found this giant mountain thing to shred the gnar on, and I'm sure it's got 10,000 tons.
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Awesome! Well, I got a wooden pickaxe, so let's start mining.
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Six mines the mountain while Nine cranks the machine. A time-lapse of the mountain emptying occurs. The boot is created after a ding.
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Oh yeah, boot is done! Sup, Eight Face. You feelin' the heat?
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Me and Nine have been building the weapon of your demise for the last 27,000 years!
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28,000!
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28,000?
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Yeah, don't forget the rise and fall of the fourth Yoyle Canyon empire.
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Oh right, how could I forget?
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Anyhoo, Eight, it's time for you to leave! *evil laughter*
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Okay, the spot's yours.
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What, you mean I didn't have to kick you out?
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No, I know how numbers work. After 899 comes 900, no arguing with that.
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Well, all right now I'm wondering how else I could spend the last dozen millennia.
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*fanfare and kids cheering sound effect*
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In all honesty, though, we are so flattered that 900,000 of you amazing viewers have chosen to stick with us along this crazy animated journey of ours. The world of BFDI is just so much more exciting when we have such a passionate community surrounding us! You guys motivate us to make more silly content. Also, this is the first time I've ever agreed with my co-host on anything! Thanks for watching. Remember to anti-stan the Announcer and goodbye!
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