“ | According to The Book of BFDI Tips and Tricks . . . | ” |
The Book of BFDI Tips and Tricks is a book written by Golf Ball which was printed in Yoyleland and "sloppyrighted" in 1,000,000,000 B.C.
Coverage[]
In "Insectophobe's Nightmare 3", Bubble is brought back to life by Pencil and Match. She notices Ruby, who had joined the alliance while she was dead. She gets mad, saying she isn't in their alliance. Pencil and Match try to explain that Ruby is now a member, but Bubble pulls out the Book of BFDI Tips and Tricks and points out Tip #27 (An alliance of more than or equal to four, will most surely divide into opposite sides). Pencil disproves this by saying the book is over a billion years old. She added that it was written by Golf Ball, who Pencil claims that is a "bozo-brain bossy-bot" and was eliminated 8th in BFDI, making her not qualified to write a book on such matters.
It also appeared in TPOT in "The Seven Wonders of Goiky" when Golf Ball was holding the book. She was also riding Puffball with her team, Are You Okay, to fix her landmark.
Known pages[]
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Author: Ball, Golf | The Book of BFDI Tips and Tricks |
Sloppyright © 1,000,000,000 B.C. | |
This book may not be reproduced in whole or in part or even none at all in any form. It also may not be read aloud by Bubble, who is, according to JoshuaJoycleyn, awkward. | |
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 | |
Takeoff | By Golf Ball |
Printed in Yoyleland | |
Edition 4,734,523,773,561,067,945,020,654 |
Golf Ball has competed on two BFDIs. Using her expertise and experience, she has placed 2nd* and 1st**. Golf Ball is one of the most skilled BFDIers in the land. If you find yourself in a BFDI, her book is a must-read. | |
*Golf Ball placed 2nd out of armless females. 17th overall. | |
**This season is not complete. Since Golf Ball has not been eliminated, she is currently tied for first place. |
Tip #1: Even though all tips in this book are worth reading, this one is by far the most important. Simply put, you must follow tips. There is no way around it. With this tip, you will make it twice as far in the game than you would otherwise. | |
Unknown tip: Never eat the poisoned remains of a dead contestant. | |
Tip #25: Don't be Snowball. | Tip #27: An alliance of more than or equal to four will most surely divide into opposite sides. |
Tip #26: Calculate your chance of winning every week, if not every day. |
Tip #18: [...] Basketball (possibly: Don't be Basketball or Steal from Basketball) | Tip #20: The trading of value of all products for a better product will ensure a team's success. |
Tip #19: [...] Placed as [...] make sure [..] opposite of [...] what they say[...] |
Trivia[]
BFDI-IDFB[]
- Tip #25 is a reference to Golf Ball and Snowball's rivalry.
- Tip #26 is a reference to Golf Ball's running joke of calculating her winning percentage.
- Because of the print date, Golf Ball is proven to be septillions upon septillions of years old since she wrote the 4.7 septillionth edition of the Book of BFDI Tips and Tricks.
- This is the 4,734,523,773,561,067,945,020,654th edition of this book.
- Same for Snowball as he is mentioned in the book.
- It is possible that this was a joke.
- Golf Ball has revised this book over 4 septillion times.
- This is the 4,734,523,773,561,067,945,020,654th edition of this book.
- The book being printed in Yoyleland could suggest that Golf Ball had previously lived there, which could be connected to her flashback from "Welcome Back".
- Book is an IDFB Tips and Tricks Guidebook, though she doesn't provide any tips, but instead instructs the viewer on how to recommend a character.
- Tip #27 is written in a way that rhymes (more, four, divide, sides).
- The fact she's currently tied for first place in BFDIA is no longer true, as she was eliminated in PointyPointyPointy ♫.
BFB-TPOT[]
- In "Getting Teardrop to Talk", Tip #27 came true to Pencil's Alliance because Book and Ice Cube joined team instead of joining iance.
- However, Book and Ice Cube are alternates.
- The small print (which makes Golf Ball's credentials seem questionable) is rather large for small print.
- It's unknown how the book lasted 1,000,000,000 years without getting destroyed, or how it managed to be in Bubble's possession.