The Escape from Four/Transcript

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Loser reads the diary

Episode opens in EXIT.

"Dear diary, today I experienced a feeling I never imagined possible".

Woah, Loser! You might not wanna read your diary out loud; we can hear you.

But he can't hear you.

Oh! Well then, I have always wanted to hear this celeb's juiciest secrets!

Ooh, Pence-Pence, let me hear!

"I felt myself combined with the factor of Four. Becoming a number revealed so much to me".

"I learned what's really inside the speaker box. It contains... it contains... well, it's getting late. I'll tell you tomorrow, diary".

Wait, hold up. When the floof did Loser combine with Four?

Dunno.

But Donut, -

Donut?!

-that was the last entry in your diary. Aww, man. Looks like I gotta find some new reading material.

Loser breaks out of the jawbreaker.

Hi, everyone!

(intro)

After the intro

Bracelety, 8-Ball, Stapy and Dora surround Loser.

OH MY GRIP, LOSER! I'M SO HAPPY YOU GOT ELIMINATED BECAUSE NOW WE GET TO BE BUDDIES!

Me too, Loser! I love you eight times more than I love Winner!

I'm so happy we're all here together in the EXIT!

Well I'm not.

Everyone gasps.

HOW DARE YOU!

No, what I meant is that we should all be together out there!

Huh?

Bracelety, what I'm trying to say is that we should try to escape from the EXIT. We're strong enough!

Liy is right! Whatever we set our minds to we can accomplish!

Everyone Yeah!

What a brilliant... idea, Liy! I'll collect the Fridge, the Traffic Cone, the Batteries, the Flare gun, and the Moldy English Cream Cake to stack our way up to Four's mouth!

What an oddly specific plan, but go for it!

Stapy grabs the fridge and turns it upside down.

EALUGHHH!

Basketball comes in.

Hey Four, Can you recover all the dead- ...ummmm, eh- woah, You're looking a little... pudgy?

PUDGY!?!?! YOU THINK THIS IS PUDGYYYYYYYIIIIIEEEEEIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE????????????!!!!!!!!?!!?!?!?!!??!??!!??!???!??!?!?????????????????????!!??!??!??!!???!??!??!!??!?!!!?!!?!?!!??!??! (Four begins to thin violently)

Oh dear.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*screams*

Four recovers Basketball and all the dead contestants while speaking.

Team Ice Cube-o, you lost last time! So the voters decided to vote one of you off!

Theme of Cake at Stake plays.

Team Ice Cube!'s third Cake at Stake

We got 39,850 votes.

Barf Bag and Bomby are safe, so they get specks of dust!

So who's gonna leave?

I hope it wasn't me! I know I let my team down...

Naily! (Slaps Naily down) Be quiet!

(Suddenly happy again) But you're safe too~! (Pats Naily's point) Ow. Ow.

How's the stacking going?

I dunno, man! I'm... (struggling to hold on) whoops! Woah!

Ya know, Stapy, maybe you're, like, just too, like, fat, like.

Yeah. Matchy is right. (Notices...) Oh, Loser! You're smaller. You climb!

Loser climbs the Fridge, the Traffic Cone, the Batteries, the Flare gun, and the Moldy English Cream Cake.

Pencil, Match, and Liy YEAH!

Loser! Take these! Hunh! Hueh! Huuh!

Loser grabs the stuff Liy threw and stacks it. At the same time:

Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw!

Go Loser! Go Loser! Go Loser!

Go Loser! Go Loser! Go Loser! Go Loser!

I can see Four's mouth now! That's our escape!

OMG! Soon I'm gonna get to escape, and see the outside world, and see Ice Cube! OMG!

Bracelety starts hyperventilating.

Woah, Braceleto. Take a, like, chill pill. You've gotta stop it with the, like, hyperventilation station.

But Match, if you escape, you can check out Flower's new fashion line, "Super-Slip Shoes So Blah".

Bracelety and Match both start hyperventilating.

Guys, I can't quite reach Four's mouth! Can you toss me some more stuff?

(pauses) Uh oh...

The screen zooms out.

...there's nothing left to throw! Pencil, Match! You guys are the tallest. Climb the tower and boost Loser up!

Eeeeeeeuuuuhhghghhhhhh.

But what about my, like, break time?

Do it, or the two of you are demoted to BEMBER.

Uh, sure thing!

Sure thing!

Pencil and Match start climbing the tower.

Donut, Gelatin, and Spongy. The one of you who got the most votes will go bye-bye. Leaving your team with five left.

Whatever.

Don't "whatever" me!!!

Gelatin! Be a... bit more polite!

Whatever.

Anyway, Gelatin's safe! But his sassy attitude means he's NOT getting a speck of dust!

Gelatin gasps in shock and starts crying.

WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Also, Donut is safe.

Whatever.

Wwha-? But that means I'M out!

Whatever.

I'm sorry for letting you all down. I didn't mean it, I was just feeling lonely!

Spongy, you got a record of 22,845 votes! So you're out!

Four struggles to eliminate

Four groans as he struggles to get Spongy inside of EXIT.

Woah!

Still not high enough!

Don't worry, guys! Liy and I are coming too!

Spongy begins to appear inside of Four as the others continue climbing.

What's that?

Eugh! Gross! I think Spongy- *nauseous sound* just got eliminated!

Guys, we oughta climb through Spongy! He's connected to the outside world!

Are you serious? That's like, beyond disgusting.

Yeah, no-can-do, switcheroo!

Guys, face it. Four's mouth is just too high. Spongy is our last chance.

That's it, I'm bailing.

Me too.

Woah!

Loser grabs onto Spongy and widens one of his holes.

Woah! Guys! Spongy's holes are stretchy! We can climb through!

Loser, Bracelety, Liy, David, Dora and Stapy jump through Spongy's holes. Firey Jr. is about to, but he is abruptly stopped.

Woah! Um, Firey Jr., you might not wanna climb through here! Spongy's kinda flammable!

What? Aw, man!

Four continues to struggle.

Oh my snowstorm! Four's actually struggling to do something! This I gotta see!

All the other contestants follow Snowball.

Spongy's the largest contestant to be eliminated by 7 times!

Good to know!

As Loser gracefully moves through Spongy, the other contestants bump into each other along the way.

"Waltz of the Flowers" by Tchaikovsky

Something's happening...

What's going on...

I'm scared...

A beat. The eliminated contestants finally pop out of Spongy's holes. Everyone cheers in awe for Loser when he appears.

*cheering for Loser*

Nice to see you all again! I missed-

Cut

THESE CREATURES OF FILTH HAVE ESCAPED THE EXIT?!?

I... AM NEXT LEVEL... MAD...

Four begins to pull the eliminated contestants back inside.

grrrrrRRRRRRR!

(Sinking into Spongy) *screams* SAVE ME, ICY!!! HEEEEEELP!!!!!!!

Guys, we gotta stand up for our fellow contestants!

The contestants still in the game begin to pull on Spongy.

Help me, Foldy!

Oh no!

(Sinking into Spongy) I'm retreating! Oh no! Retreating!

No! Oh, shhh- eets of paper! No! How could I have let this happen?

The pulling becomes more intense. Intercut to space:

Hi guys!

All eliminated contestants except Spongy and Loser are pulled back into Four.

Hello, Firey Jr. I apologize for not granting you permission earlier to climb through Spongy. I now realize my folly, and hereby grant you your long overdue permission.

Oh, awesome!

Firey Jr. jumps inside Spongy and lights him on fire.

Ooh!

What's wrong, Spongy? How can you possibly be in pain right now?

I'm really hott!

Woah, Spongy, I uh- I'm glad your self-esteem has gone up!

Firey Jr. goes back inside Four's body.

Sorry for physically harming you, Spongy..!

The fire reaches Four's body.

(echoed) FIRE...

Four is now in a red hallucinatory background.

YEOUCHIE!!

Four, here's a juice box to help you feel better. Four...?

Two's arrival

The contestants manage to get Spongy out of Four.

Nyuh... uh? Ack!

YOU TWO DEMONS NEED TO GO BACK TO THE EXIT!!

Four starts chasing after Loser and Spongy.

We gotta run!

Yeah!

Four runs after them in front of a crowd of Recommended Characters. Suddenly Two arrives.

Get out of my way! I was chasing them! Go...! be over there with the other fans! (Two faces the contestants) Hey! Don't ignore me!

Hi everyone! Are you tired of battling for a dumb prize?

No, we're battling for A BFDI, which is awesome.

But is it really awesome?

Oh, Uh, well- yeah, I think so.

Wouldn't you rather battle for this?

Two converts the Bathrooms into what appears to be a shiny hotel.

Oh. My. Gordita. I so floppin' want that power.

Dude! Me too.

Um, guys? We shouldn't just trust this new Two thing.

I agree with TB. We don't even know anything about it! Where did it come from? What are its motives? Is it a qualified host?

Do you even know the answers to those questions about Four? (Golf Ball is surprised) And yet you built a rocket to the moon to obey Four. Cool story, sis.

Well, I- I've grown, and learned.

Don't worry, GB! I know that Two is entirely safe!

The contestants watch in awe as Two takes some lava out of Yoyle Mountain.

Everyone Ooh! Aah!

Two begins spinning and morphing the lava. The contestants chattered in awe until they fling some inside Bottle.

Oops!

Hee hee! It tickles! Eh he.... *screams*

Bottle shatters as a result of the lava's heat.

Yeah, totally safe.

Wanna see me move a forest?

Everyone Yeah!

Two moves a forest.

Abandon your spot in Four's silly game, switch to mine and win, and that power is "YOURS!".

Everyone WOO-HOO!

About half of the contestants move over to Two's side.

Hey!!

Hey Two? I'm not convinced. Why would I want to move a forest? I can just walk.

Don't like moving forests? Well maybe you'd like this!

Two transforms the sun into a spiked ball and begins bashing Four's head with it.

Okay, yeah, that's impressive as bark. I think I wanna switch to your show.

Bark's not impressive!

Shh!

Prize upgraded

Why am I- oof! Losing all my- ah! Contestants!? Oof! Everyone needs to- uh! Stay with me! Oof!

Forever!

D'oh!

Face it, Four. If you can't offer us anything better than Two's highly desirable powers, we're all saying "sayonara".

BUT PEOPLE, DON'T FORGET!!!!! YOU ARE BATTLING FOR THIS WORLD-FAMOUS: A BFDI!!!!!!!!!!!

Um, what's that? We just don't care anymore. BFDIs are so last year.

Wha? Well, I didn't want to have to do this, but, what if we upgrade to... A BFB? (Smiles evilly)

Ruby comes back and licks the BFB.

Mmm! So tasty!

Ruby, step aside. I know how you're really supposed to use these things. Hello~

Gelatin's voice is copied twice on the BFB.

*beatboxes*

Gelatin's beatbox is remixed on the BFB.

Cut (again)

Wait! Everybody stop! I hate this! When I voluntarily joined this competition, i joined with the intention of winning A BFDI. Now, that BFDI has been replaced! The BFDI is being denied from not just me, but everyone!? This is an outrage! I hate this!

Me Too!

I'm with Fanny on that one...!

Goodbye Four! hello Two!

Taco, you really want that BFB, huh?

Well, yeah but, I don't wanna abandon-

It's OK! I'm not gonna force you to stay with us. (Taco happily walks towards Four) You can tell us all about it when the gang's back together.

(Recovers Bottle) Will you stay with me, Bottle?

I don't know what you mean, but, given the choice, I'd totally ditch you.

NO! Why is this happening?!

*woop!*

Would you like another juice box, Four?

(cuts X off) You're gonna switch to Two's show too, aren't you, X?

Well, Four, it's- I mean, it's hard to-

(cuts X off again) GO! Nnn, just go!

Four begins crying. X looks concerned for his former host, and slowly edges away from him.

Don't worry, Four. I'll always appreciate the value of your BFB. *beatboxes*

Hooray...!

The Power of Two

I'm glad the 40 of you have made the wise choice of instead battling for... The Power of Two!!

(pauses) (sarcastically) Don't rub it in. BFB be better.

So has everyone made their final decision?

Wait! I need some new reading material.

Loser takes Donut's new diary.

What!?!

Okay, now has everyone made their final decision?!

Everyone (except Four, Two, and X) Yeah!

Awesome, (Holds up a button) Then, because we can't have two competitions in the same place, ...Four's crew? Yoooou're gonna have to go.

Four and everyone who sided with him scream in horror as they get teleported to a new location.

They're gone...

(Lollipop's voice) It appears (Coiny's voice) so.

Finally!

Now are the 40 of you ready to battle for limitless power?!

Everyone (except Rocky) Yeah!

Recommended Characters (except Mangosteen, Puppet, and unpainted Gaty) Hey! What about us?!? We want limitless power, too!

Oh, but there's so many of you...

Recommended Characters (except Mangosteen, Puppet, and unpainted Gaty) Please? PLEASE?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Fine...

But, uh- but I'll only allow one of you!

Let's let the voters decide!

*gasp* Yeah! Viewers! Help us pick the character that will join my show! Here they are:

26 different recommended characters are shown doing various things. In order, they are: 9-Ball, Anchor, Avocado, Battery, Blender, Boom Mic, Camera, Clapboard, Conch Shell, Discy, Income Tax Return Document, Kitchen Sink, Leek, Nonexisty, Onigiri, PDA, Price Tag, Rubber Spatula, Salt Lamp, Scissors, Shampoo, Shopping Cart, Snare Drum, Tape, VHSy and Winner.

Comment below using the letter and square brackets for who you want to join the show. Whoever gets the most votes gets to participate in, ...The Power of Two!

Everybody, listen to Two, and don't you dare leave this video until you've posted your vote and subscribed. Man, this is the craziest thing that's happened to this channel since we started the show ten years ago! We're splitting into two shows! You do *NOT* want to miss the *FIRST* episode of TPOT, so make sure that you're subscribed to this channel. Today, as I'm recording this, my brother and I are turning 23. Now, this guy- (gets the Firey plush) this guy is already part of our team. So, make sure that if you think this guy is cool, the link to the Firey plush is also in the description. And if you wanna recommend a character to appear in the next episode, the link to that, and our Patreon, is also in the description. See ya next episode. I'll be on @jacknjellify on Twitter as always. See ya there; until then, I'm gonna go get my brother Cary.

Huah! Whoa, new Huang twin! (pushes his brother) No you're not supposed to be here, 'cause I'm supposed to tra- you're supposed to transform into me. Anyway, thanks for watching the episode and I also wanna say you should subscribe to Michael's music channel, called Yoylecake; he's been uploading the OFFICIAL soundtrack videos there, right?

YEA - YEAAH!

That's true.

YRG! YNNG!

Stinger

At the new location...

We just lost over half our contestants, Four! Is the show gonna be okay?

Taco, what are you talking about? We just ADVANCED to the Final Fourteen of BFB!!

The screen shows the final fourteen contestants.

See you in BFB 17~

The screen shows the release date of BFB 17, while the first episode title of The Power of Two appears.