The Glistening/Transcript

Who wants to go back to Earth?

(Arms and legs up)

But don't you want to see the Orion Nebula?

I still think Earth is better.

Yeah, I agree, can we go home now?

Actually, we can't. Our only spaceship has run out of fuel.

Well, I got a bag of fuel, so we should good to go.

I agree with Leafy, let's go!

But the spaceship doesn't run on that fuel. It runs on contestants.

WHAT?!

Ha, ha. JK, I meant to say it only runs on big yellow squishy contestants!

(The contestants push Spongy into the spaceship)

Uh oh.(deep voice)

(Intro)

Wow Firey, it's such a relief that we're returning to Earth!

Yeah

Hey guys, we'll be landing soon.

(The spaceship crashes through the TLC) (Stop sound)

(Looking at the Cake at Stake place) Whoa, it looks all different!

Yes, it was renovated while we were gone.

(Cake at Stake opening plays)

(Singing) "(All) the points are gone, we are free on from now but we look on, to the moment that we see, the next slice of cake, a step closer to the prize brought on by Cake at Stake."

The eliminated contestants will choose who is next to be eliminated. Bubble and Leafy are immune.

YOYLECAKE!

You know, I've actually got some yoylecake with me right now. It's made from the exotic yoyleberry from Yoyleland, which is on my map, right here.

(eats the yoylecake as a jingling sound is heard) Delicious.

Begin voting.

Yah! <Votes Ice Cube>

What?

That's what you get for not calling me beautiful!

Ice Cube that's one vote.

(Votes Firey) Gotta put out the fire!

Ahaha...!

Woody is next!

(Votes Ice Cube) He, hehehe

Spongy was already eliminated, and does not deserve to win! <Votes Spongy>

You're not gonna vote me, are you Needley?

No, but call me Needy!

Oh thanks, Needy!

(Slap) Don't call me Needy! (votes Firey) TD, help me get Firey!

(Zoom, and Click)

YEAH!

I vote for Ice Cube, because she doesn't have dimples! <Votes Ice Cube>

Firey and Ice Cube are at 3 votes each. Spongy is at 1, and Rocky has none.

Well, I was going to vote for Firey, but then I decided to instead, vote for Firey! <Votes Firey>

Grrr!

(Coiny jumps, and Firey ends up slapping himself)

Ha!

I choose Ice Cube, because it was really hot in the TLC, and I need help cooling it down. <Votes Ice Cube>

Oh my gosh, yeah! <Votes Ice Cube> Ice Cube would, like, cool things down a ton!

I agree. Ice Cube, the heat is almost unbearable! <Votes Ice Cube>

Yeah, Ice Cube! (Votes Ice Cube)

<Votes Ice Cube> Ice Cube!

<Votes Ice Cube> Ice Cube!

(turning into Steven) iiicceeecube! (Votes Ice Cube) Cube!

(Lots of votes for Ice Cube by 161 recommended characters)

Ice Cube, You have been eliminated!

AHHHHHH! (Laser Power in to the TLC)

That was our quadruple laser power teleportation device.

Oh no, it's so sad to see Ice Cube gone!

We're not done yet!

Huh, why not?

An eliminated contestant is going to rejoin the game!

Oh yeah, I remember now.

Let's find out who it is that Cake at Stake.

(Cake at Stake cover by thecartoonremix4 plays)

Oh my snowflakes, that was different!

It was. Do you want to hear something even more different?

Uh, not really.

(Cake at Stake cover by AnimationEpic plays)

(clapping) Hooray! Woohoo!

Be quiet, Leafy. Moving on. 856 people voted this time.

They better have voted for me! Every single one of them!

Stop raging Flower. Snowball?

Yeah?

You got 8 votes. Mrtristan626, Englishcreamcakes, Wave3436, Vader97100, Billymaysx, Thedj95678, Peg12356, and Dslade6907 voted for you. They were the only ones. The oddballs in a group of normal voters.

Is that enough to win?

No, it is not.

(Snowball is sent to the TLC)

Pin and Golf Ball, you only got 13 votes each.

Now my chances of winning went from 1.111 repeating percent to 0.000 repeating percent!

(Golf Ball and Pin are sent to the TLC)

Blocky and Woody only got 24 and 29 votes respectively.

Grr! (kicks Woody into the air)

(Woody screams as he and Blocky are sent to the TLC)

Eraser and Pen. Coincidentally, you both got 2 to the fifth votes.

Which is?!

32. You are both eliminated

(Eraser is sent to the TLC)

Wait, wait, wait, before you zap me, I have something to say.

(Pen starts reading the names of the people who voted for him, which gets progressively faster until coolman1118)

simondomino, hobofreaak, joestdi2, BFDIFAN9001, zakruousky, ufus630, noahcamcam, MrElieli0, AndersonYetz, Ziggyfan235, xXTheHockeyFilesXx, NBoy2000, rryrock9, MariosonicBFDI, maynorpatty, randompuffball, smokealarm101, ThePman555, Anthonym9499, flamingsalamance, Dryicefox, jellienkamp, meloettagirl1999, StepStoneful, yoshiman4321, Geruzatheawesomeness, Flame904Animations, desmundhune, PiranhaBabe6, crasi4tunes, Uxiedude910, and coolman1118. I owe you all five hundred million vigintillion dollars each, because I can't afford to pay you all right now.

Surprise, surprise.

(Pen is sent to the TLC)

Match, you only got 35 votes. Not enough.

OMG! But my blue hair gives me, like, twenty bazillion bonus votes, right?

No.

Oh no, this is, like, the end!

(Match is sent to the TLC)

David only received 41 votes.

Aw, seriously?

(David is sent to the TLC)

So did that clumsy Tennis Ball.

That's it! Now it's time to de-magnetize you!

(Announcer starts shaking as Tennis Ball waves a magnet in front of him)

(Tennis Ball is sent to the TLC)

Now there are only five possible returnees. Will it be Flower, Needle, Teardrop, Coiny, or Pencil?

Well, I just know I'm going to win!

Pencil isn't, because she only got 60 votes.

(Pencil is sent to the TLC)

Well, just my luck!

Coiny, I've had enough of you.

(Coiny is sent to the TLC)

But how many votes did he get?

78.

That's 78 more people I'm going to have to stretch!

Needy, you only received 103 votes.

Don't call me Needy!

(Needle tries to slap the Announcer, only to fly into the TLC)

Flower and Teardrop. You are the final two (he turns into the last two words upon saying them.

It's, it's, gotta be me, I mean there's no reason that anybody could be...(keeps speaking rapidly)

You know, I hope Teardrop joins.

Let's show the votes.

(Teardrop's vote count ends at 148. Flower's stops at 205)

And Flower rejoins.

Yeah! High-five, Teardrop!

(Teardrop is sent to the TLC)

Flower, as a reward, you get a cake.

Finally!

It's a pizza.

What?!

So now we have our final six.

That's good.

You each have a fifty-fifty chance of making it to the finals.

Wow, coolio!

The twenty-first contest is the long jump. Whoever jumps the furthest wins immunity. Go.

Grummph!

Bull-... Hmph *Rocky flies in the air with his legs waving* Hmph!

Hup!

(Bubble jumps, turns into metal, stops in mid-air and falls)

Oh yeah, the Yoyleberry some extreme side-effects, Sorry. Hey Flower you mind going?

Yeah, Flower, Go, Jump-

I don't wanna jump. Why don't you jump? (Flower throws Firey up in the air)

I'm next. Hup! Blue skidoo, you can too! (Leafy on map on Yoyleland) Yay, I'm in Yoyleland!

Yah! (Stomps foot on long jump board) See? I win!

So, are you are done jumping?

YEAH!

Well, it looks like leafy jumped the furthest with a whopping 2,763 miles. She wins immunity!

Actually I want to give immunity to Spongy, 'cause I feel bad for burning him.

YAAAY!

This time the voting is between Flower, Bubble, Firey, Rocky, and Leafy. Voters, if you are watching this video, you should vote who you think should be eliminated. Vote right now!

You'd better not vote me or I'll twist you! Besides, I'm the least voted for to be eliminated contestant! That just shows how wonderful I am!

(Comment to vote! Voting period ends on September 10, 2011. Episode 22 will come out on October 1, 2011.)

(Flying to air) (Sign on spaceship flips to "This spaceship runs on BIG, YELLOW SQUISHY CONTESTANTS." to "VOTERS")

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