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Announcer

Who wants to go back to Earth?
The remaining contestants raise their arms and legs up.

Announcer

But don't you want to see the Orion Nebula?

Leafy

I still think Earth is better.

Bubble

Yeah, I agree, can we go home now?

Announcer

Actually, we can't. Our only spaceship has run out of fuel.

Leafy

Well, I've got a bag of fuel, so we should be good to go.

Firey

I agree with Leafy, let's go!

Announcer

But the spaceship doesn't run on that fuel. It runs on contestants.

Bubble, Firey, and Leafy
WHAT?!

Announcer

Ha, ha. JK, I meant to say it only runs on big yellow squishy contestants!
(The contestants push Spongy into the spaceship)

Spongy

Uh oh. (deep voice)
(Intro)

Leafy

Wow, Firey, it's such a relief that we're returning to Earth!

Firey

Yeah!

Announcer

Hey guys, we'll be landing soon.
(The spaceship crashes through the TLC, stop sound)

Bubble

(Looking at the Cake at Stake place) Whoa, it looks all different!

Announcer

Yes, it was renovated while we were gone.
(Cake at Stake opening plays)
(Singing) "(All) the points are gone, we are free of them now but we look on, to the moment that we see, the next slice of cake, a step closer to the prize brought on by Cake at Stake."

Announcer

The eliminated contestants will choose who is next to be eliminated. Bubble and Leafy are immune.

Bubble

YOYLECAKE!

Leafy

You know, I've actually got some yoylecake with me right now. It's made from the exotic yoyleberry from Yoyleland, which is on my map, right here.

Bubble

(eats the yoylecake as a jingling sound is heard) Delicious.

Announcer

Begin voting.

Flower

Yah! <Votes Ice Cube>

Ice Cube

What?

Flower

That's what you get for not calling me beautiful!

Announcer

Ice Cube, that's one vote.

Blocky

(Votes Firey) Gotta put out the fire.

Pencil

Ahaha...!

Announcer

Woody is next.

Woody

(Votes Ice Cube) He...hehehe.

Pin

Spongy was already eliminated, and does not DESERVE TO WIN! <Votes Spongy>

Firey

You're not gonna vote me, are you Needley?

Needle

No. But call me Needy!

Firey

Oh thanks, Needy!

Needle

(Slap) Don't call me Needy! (votes Firey) TD, help me take out Firey!

Teardrop

(Zooms, and votes Firey)

Needle

YEAH!

Golf Ball

I vote for Ice Cube, because she doesn't have dimples! <Votes Ice Cube>

Announcer

Firey and Ice Cube are at 3 votes each. Spongy is at 1, and Rocky has none.

Coiny

Well, I was going to vote for Firey, but then I decided to instead, vote for Firey! <Votes Firey>

Firey

Grrr!
(Coiny jumps, and Firey ends up slapping himself)

Coiny

Ha!

Snowball

I choose Ice Cube, because it was really hot in the TLC, and I need help cooling it down. <Votes Ice Cube>

Blue Match

Oh my gosh! Yeah. <Votes Ice Cube> Ice Cube would, like, cool things down a ton!

Eraser

I agree. Ice Cube, the heat is almost unbearable! <Votes Ice Cube>

Pen

Yeah, Ice Cube! (Votes Ice Cube)

Tennis Ball

<Votes Ice Cube> Ice Cube!

Pencil

<Votes Ice Cube> Ice Cube!

David

Aw- (turning into Steven)

Stephen

Iiicceee Cube! (Votes Ice Cube)
(Lots of votes for Ice Cube by 161 recommended characters)

Announcer

Ice Cube, you have been eliminated.

Ice Cube

(screams, possibly crying strongly, gets teleported to the TLC)

Announcer

That was our Quadruple Laser Powered Teleportation Device.

Leafy

Oh no, it's so sad to see Ice Cube gone!

Announcer

We're not done yet!

Bubble

Huh, why not?

Announcer

An eliminated contestant is going to rejoin the game.

Firey

Oh yeah, I remember now.

Announcer

Let's find out who it is at Cake at Stake.
(Cake at Stake cover by thecartoonremix4 plays)

Snowball

Oh my snowflakes, that was different!

Announcer

It was. Do you want to hear something even more different?

Snowball

Uh, not really.
(Cake at Stake cover by AnimationEpic plays)

Leafy

(clapping) Hooray! Woohoo!

Announcer

Be quiet, Leafy. Moving on. 856 people voted this time.

Flower

They better have voted for me! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.

Announcer

Stop raging, Flower. Snowball?

Snowball

Yeah?

Announcer

You got 8 votes. Mrtristan626, Englishcreamcakes, Wave3436, Vader97100, Billymaysx, Thedj95678, Peg12356, and Dslade6907 voted for you. They were the only ones. The oddballs in a group of normal voters.

Snowball

Is that enough to win?

Announcer

No, it is not.
(Snowball is sent to the TLC)

Announcer

Pin and Golf Ball, you only got 13 votes each.

Golf Ball

Now my chances of winning went from 1.111 repeating percent to 0.000 repeating percent!
(Golf Ball and Pin are sent to the TLC)

Announcer

Blocky and Woody only got 24 and 29 votes respectively.

Blocky

Grr! (kicks Woody into the air)
(Woody screams as he and Blocky are sent to the TLC)

Announcer

Eraser and Pen. Coincidentally, you both got exactly 2 to the fifth votes.

Eraser

Which is?!

Announcer

32. You are both eliminated.
(Eraser screams as he is sent to the TLC)

Pen

Wait, wait, wait! Before you zap me, I have something to say.
(Pen starts reading the names of the people who voted for him, which gets progressively faster until coolman1118)

Pen

simondomino, hobofreaak, joestdi2, BFDIFAN9001, zakruousky, ufus630, noahcamcam, MrElieli0, AndersonYetz, Ziggyfan235, xXTheHockeyFilesXx, NBoy2000, rryrock9, MariosonicBFDI, maynorpatty, randompuffball, smokealarm101, ThePman555, Anthonym9499, flamingsalamance, Dryicefox, jellienkamp, meloettagirl1999, StepStoneful, yoshiman4321, Geruzatheawesomeness, Flame904Animations, desmundhune, PiranhaBabe6, crasi4tunes, Uxiedude910, and coolman1118. I owe you all five hundred million vigintillion dollars each, because I can't afford to pay you all right now.

Announcer

Surprise, surprise.
(Pen is sent to the TLC)

Announcer

Match, you only got 35 votes. Not enough.

Blue Match

OMG! But my blue hair gives me, like, twenty bazillion bonus votes, right?

Announcer

No.

Blue Match

Oh no! This is, like, the end!
(Match is sent to the TLC)

Announcer

David only received 41 votes.

David

Aw, seriously?
(David is sent to the TLC)

Announcer

So did that clumsy Tennis Ball.

Tennis Ball

That's it! Now it's time to DE-MAGNETIZE YOU!
(Announcer starts shaking and talks gibberish as Tennis Ball waves a magnet in front of him)
(Tennis Ball screams as he is sent to the TLC)

Announcer

Now there are only five possible returnees. Will it be Flower, Needle, Teardrop, Coiny, or Pencil?

Coiny

Well, I just know I'm going to WIN!

Announcer

Pencil isn't, because she only got 60 votes.
(Pencil is sent to the TLC)

Coiny

Well, just my luck!

Announcer

Coiny, I've had enough of you.
(Coiny is sent to the TLC)

Flower

But how many votes did he get?

Announcer

78.

Flower

That's 78 more people that I'm going to have to stretch!

Announcer

Needy, you only received 103 votes.

Needle

Don't call me Needy!
(Needle tries to slap the Announcer, only to fly into the TLC)

Announcer

Flower and Teardrop. You are the final two (he turns into the last two words upon saying them).

Flower

It's... it's, gotta be me, I mean there's no reason there to be anybody else, I mean really why would anybody else vote for anybody but me? I mean I just know it's gonna be me...
Flower starts coughing.

Leafy

You know, I hope Teardrop joins.

Announcer

Let's show the votes.
(Teardrop's vote count ends at 148. Flower's stops at 205)

Announcer

And Flower rejoins.

Flower

Yeah! High-five, Teardrop!
(Teardrop is sent to the TLC)

Announcer

Flower, as a reward, you get a cake.

Flower

Finally!

Announcer

It's a pizza.

Flower

What?!

Announcer

So now we have our final six.

Firey

That's good.

Announcer

You each have a fifty-fifty chance of making it to the finals.

Leafy

Wow, coolio!

Announcer

The twenty-first contest is the long jump. Whoever jumps the furthest wins immunity. Go!

Spongy

Grummph!

Rocky

Bull-... Hmph- *flies in the air with his legs waving* Hmph!

Bubble

Hup!
(Bubble jumps, turns into metal, stops in mid-air and falls)

Leafy

Oh yeah, the Yoyleberries have some extreme side-effects, sorry. Hey Flower, you mind going?

Firey

Yeah, Flower, go, jump-

Flower

I don't wanna jump. Why don't you jump? (throws Firey up in the air)

Leafy

I'm next! Hup! Blue skidoo, you can too! (gets on Yoyleland map) Yay! I'm in Yoyleland!

Flower

Yah! See? I win!

Announcer

So, are you all done jumping?

All
YEAH!

Announcer

Well, it looks like Leafy jumped the furthest with a whopping 2,763 miles. She wins immunity.

Leafy

Actually I want to give my immunity to Spongy, 'cause I feel bad for burning him.

Spongy

YAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Announcer

This time the voting is between Flower, Bubble, Firey, Rocky, and Leafy. Voters, if you are watching this video, you should vote who you think should be eliminated. Vote right now!

Flower

You'd better not vote me or I'LL TWIST YOU! Besides, I'm the least voted for to be eliminated contestant! That just shows how WONDERFUL I am!
(Comment to vote! Voting period ends on September 10, 2011. Episode 22 will come out on October 1, 2011.)
(Camera cuts to a spaceship whose sign flips from "This spaceship runs on BIG, YELLOW SQUISHY CONTESTANTS." to "VOTERS")
End of episode
Transcripts
BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4Well, Look Who It Is!PointyPointyPointy ♫Spore DayRespect to the WickedStart the ShiftAirplanes in the Night Sky🥚Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?Category OneI SAID CAREFUL!!!Seasonal ShiftThe Power of FourBottle For Dream IslandBFB 31Last One Standing

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers