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For your next prank Woody, how about—

Wuh! *gulps* No!

I didn't even describe one yet, Woody. But if you're not enjoying doing pranks anymore, you don't have to keep doing them. If pranks aren't completely your thing, we can find something else for you to do.

Uhh, yeah!

And now it's time to talk about me. It began ironically, but I've actually started to love this scribble of mine! And I'm thinking of adding some more—

Speaking of scribbles, I gave myself one too! What do you think?

Looks bad.

*wipes off scribble from face* Time for Cake at Stake.

We got 46,108 votes. We're going back to basics with some regular cake today, Carrot Cake!

For winning immunity, Flower and Teardrop get some cake!

(in the style of Bubble) Carrot Cake!

First safe is Scribble Girl with 12,860 votes! Here's your cake.

Argh! This girl is cursed from the Temple of DOOM! I'm not going NEAR her. I'm out of here.

That was odd.

Let's see if it happens again with the second highest vote-getter, Leafy, who received 12,747 votes.

Argh! Stop throwing us at cursed individuals. Come back, cake buddy!

So you're telling us that temple ACTUALLY cursed us?

Get over yourself! Being cursed probably has some advantages.

We're down to the bottom two, Gelatin and Woody!

GELATIN...

(in the style of Woody) Aaaaaaaah! *flips out*

...is safe with 10,658 votes! Woody got 9,843 votes, so, goodbye Woody!

Wait... what?

(snaps fingers)

Sorry to hear that, Woodster. Perhaps you can figure out your next non-prank endeavor in the BRB. Until we meet again. Farewell.

Wait!

Flower stretches out her arm like Leafy did in the previous episode.

Huh?

I just, uh, remembered Leafy did this, and I wanted to have an emotional moment, too. Woody, as the final Have-Notters in the competition, we've been on a crazy ri—

Eh! Bye.

...that was rude. I was just wanting to—

True! You were just wanting to. That's your whole story, right, Flower? Anyway, moving on. Four, I want my cake!

I mean... I doubt this'll work, but okay! Here!

The carrot cake stops in mid-air, and quickly shoots up into the sky.

So, Gelatin, are you surprised that happened?

Sigh... no. Uh, I mean, yes? Stop looking angrily at me, please? Stop it! Pfft. Did I see you crack a smile? ...I guess not...?

We're down to the Final 5, folks!

Don't ya' mean Final 6?

I absolutely didn't mean that. No.

What are ya' talking about? There are six of us left!

(blink) Excuse me, what and who on earth are you?

Uh, the audience favorite? Profily? I've been one of the gang forever! Right, guys?

Uh... yeah, Profily, uh...

Do any of you ACTUALLY remember Profily at all?

Flower, Lollipop, Gelatin, and Leafy Nope, not at all.

WHAAAAT?!?! Wait, but think back on all our funny adventures!

(Flashback to Early BFDI)

Hey Announcer! Imagine this during a contest.

(Rips Tie)

Get it? It's like, a tiebreaker.

Wow! That's a good pun.

Thank you! Please don't steal it, I'd hate for that to become the phrase you are known for.

Whatever.

(Flashback to "Return of the Hang Glider")

So the winner is either Firey or Leafy.

Errm... What about me, Announcery-Fafaouncery?

Oh, whoops... Profily, you nearly won, but fell just short of the win.

Really?!

No. Haha! Seriously though, uh, this is unpleasant. I'm sorry, but you received a total of 0 votes.

Oh, well, that's great!

No, it's not.

Oh, let me correct what I said. Oh, well, that's terrible!

That's better.

(Flashback to "Get Digging")

I got it! I can roll like a wheel, you're covered in ooze, and Donut's got a hole!

And I am a ray of sunshine and you all love hanging out with me!

Uuhh... So what's our name?

Wheel Ooze a Hole Bunch!

Uh, can you also find a way to fit in the rainbow thing I said?

Coiny!

What?

This isn't funny.

Well if you don't like it, you can go eliminate yourself.

This may not be an appropriate time to do this, but I would like to revisit the idea of the rainbow thing. Hello?

(Flashback to "Insectophobe's Nightmare 3")

Bugs land in W.O.A.H. Bunch and Team No-Name's boxes. They all scream.

Don't worry guys, I can burn the bugs. (tries to burn the bugs, but fails) Huh? Hey, what's going on?

The bugs are fireproof.

Oh, yeah? Well, how will they respond to my FLAMETHROWER?! I'm so cool with my flamethrower!

Hahahahaha! Very cool, Profily! But they're immune to fire, so, it will probably do nothing.

(Flashback to "The Escape from Four")

We just lost over half our contestants, Four! Is the show gonna be okay?

Taco, what are you talking about? We just ADVANCED to the Final Fourteen of BFB!!

The screen shows the final fourteen contestants.

Uh, move the camera over! (screen moves to show Profily) Hey, I'm here! You know, I can't wait to compete alongside my friends. We're gonna make gr— (abruptly cuts to Four)

See you in BFB 17.

(Flashback to "The Tweested Temple")

Wa wa?

Huh, what's that?

Wa wa!

Woody wants to know who's still left in the temple.

It's that monstrosity who wears those ugly sweaters.

Guys, they're never gonna find the other blessed totem, because I already found it? All that's left in there are rocks.

(Back to the present.)

Hmm. So YOU'RE the reason we were waiting the 73 days for Flower to find a rock.

Actually, that was still largely my fault! Wait, I didn't sound great there.

If you've been here the whole time, why don't I remember you at all?

I am kind of forgettable. But Four, my old chum, I'm even in the intro. Here, take a look!

Intro, now with Profily included.

Well, I guess Profily is a contestant after all. So we're down to the Final 6!

What?! They joined at the Final 6?! That's preposterous!

Uh, Flower, in the first season, didn't YOU rejoin at Final 6?

...never mind, I actually have a deep admiration for this feat.

Well, anyway, today a—

(talking over Four) Yeah, so I - oh. We were talking at the same time, haha!

Oookay, uh, ok. So, today's challenge -

(singing over Four) La la laaa - sorry, heh. I like singing like that, hahaha! It's fun, wanna try?

No. I'll be right back. (slides off screen)

X, we have a problem! This Profily contestant is getting on my nerves immediately!

Just throw a really hard challenge, Four! They'll probably lose since they've never won a challenge before, right? Then they'll just be voted out!

I knew I recovered you for a good reason! You're a true blue friend -

I'm not blue.

Four contracts, preparing to despawn X.

Are you gonna despawn me again?

(recovers X) Contestants! For today's challenge, you must climb to the peak of the tallest mountain in the valley! Go!

(zips up to the top of the mountain at alarming speeds) Done!

Woah! Uh, you misheard me. The challenge is actually to dig the deepest hole ever! Go.

(digs downward at alarming speeds) Done that, too!

Never mind! It's actually to destroy these bugs!

(destroys the bugs at alarming speeds) Already done, my friend! Did it all myself!

Never mind!

It's to look the most like a leaf!

(dressed as a leaf) I win!

Four's inner soul takes over.

THIS ISN'T WORKING AT ALL!

Sorry, Profily, I'm sure you're a legitimate contestant, but it's not gonna fly with me today! And you're annoying. So, I'm sorry! You're coming 6th place overall. (snaps fingers) Thanks for playing!

All the contestants grab onto Profily like Leafy and Flower did before.

That's not fair, Four! You have to respect the votes! Profily didn't get the least votes!

They got no votes ever, actually.

Well, I feel bad for ignoring them for so long! Gang, I say we throw Profily their very own party to make it up to them!

You - you'll throw them a party? I tried to get seven of you to throw me one, and only two of you did! And yes, Lollipop's party was the best party of all time.

Wasn't on purpose.

YOU'RE NOT HELPING! None of you have any RESPECT for me, and I'm FED UP with all of it! Forty of my contestants left for someone they knew for, like, five minutes! And the ones that stayed steal Donut's Diary, you don't even help me out of jail until I make it a challenge, and now... ughh! You're gonna throw a party for Profily immediately?! You never do these things for me. So we're going to make this simple! Profily is OUT OF THE GAME! But this isn't how they're leaving.

Today's challenge is for you all to eliminate your friend instead. Take Profily over to the BRB, which is over there, and take them all the way to the top! The contestant that gets to the top of X's aloe vera garden next to the BRB with Profily will win immunity! I can handle getting them into a cage from there.

And what if we refuse to get rid of our Profily buddy?

Then I'll put you all up for elimination. Go!

Well, you heard him. Profily, it's time to go!

Teardrop snatches Profily.

Teardrop, come back!

We need to think of a way to get insanely high into the air.

If only we still had that cardboard ship Blocky made. *sighs* I think it's still on the sun.

Gelatin gets out his 'sun facts' book.

According to my sun facts book, cardboard boxes remain permanently on sun-like surfaces. So it'll likely still be there.

If we had that ship, we could just scoop up Profily and chuck them up to the garden with ease.

OMG, good idea, Scribbly! Four, kick us into the sun! We need to-

No explanation necessary.

Four kicks Flower and Lollipop into the sun.

(echoed) Whatever I guess.

See you guys later, then.

Cut to Leafy and Teardrop.

Teardrop, give me Profily!

Leafy, my friends call me Profily. Call me "Profile Picture".

Okay! Wait, excuse me?

I meant every word.

Thanks for taking them this far, TD. Now I'll take them up to the garden and win immunity.

(shakes head)

I'm the only one left who hasn't received immunity! I deserve it this round.

(covers ears)

Don't be selfish, Teardrop. You had immunity last time. Everyone deserves it sometime, and this time it should be me!

(walks away)

I guess we're off then. Bye Leafy!

Grr! *sighs* Bye Profile Picture...

Cut to Flower and Lollipop faceplanting on the Sun.

Wow, I never made it here before. Looks pretty!

*yawns* Yeah, I mean, once you've been to the Sun once, you kinda get it, so, I'm over it. But, good news, the cardboard ship is still here, intact.

(in the style of Bubble) Carrot cake!

What's your plan, Leafster?

Teardrop's just running up the side of the BRB with Profily, so we need to snatch it away from them. Say, do you still carry around those sun facts books?

Oh, as a matter of fact, I do. (gets out sun facts book) I actually wrote them myself. Don't tell anyone, but it's full of lies.

Weird. Anyway, any chance you have an Earth facts book, too?

You know it! All yours, buddy.

Great. Okay, uh, where are the maps? Uh, where are- (points at page) here! A map of the pillary ruins, and it'll be about... here!

Blue Skidoo, we can too!

Leafy teleports to the aloe vera garden.

Ooh, yes! It worked.

Cut to the cardboard ship messily attempting to travel back to Earth, then falling.

Um, I thought you said you were a good driver.

Oh, Scribblepop, no, no, hahaha, haha! There's a very simple explanation. I lied to you.

Is that supposed to make me feel better?

It's not supposed to make you feel anything, but hey, what's the worst that could happen?

We crash?

Ah, don't be ridiculous.

The cardboard ship, now on fire, crashes into the BRB, and falls down. Flower and Lollipop manage to get onto the sides of the BRB.

Okay, never mind. That might have gone badly.

Oh, really?

What on earth is going on up there?

Weird. You should just give me immunity so I won't cause any more damage.

Four blinks.

Well, it was worth a shot. Oh, I know! Hey X, we have a little bond after I made that party for you, right?

Well, lots of people throw parties for me, actually. I have one in an hour, too.

Oh. Well, do you wanna do me a favor and snap Profily up to the BRB for me?

If you can show me proof Profily received the least votes, then yes! I can do it.

Easily.

Cut to Teardrop.

Ah, hello, my favorite little Teardrop. Care to hand Profily to me?

(shakes head)

Very fair, my friend. After all, you brought them all the way here, you deserve to continue on.

Do I have a say in any of this?

Well, the rest of you guys are Have Cots, so, I guess it's me against the world! We're going down, TD!

Flower bashes into Teardrop and Profily and all of them fall down.

Well, that was short-lived.

Good afternoon, Lollipop!

Hello, Leafy.

Profily, Flower and Teardrop land on the ground.

Finally, I'm free from Teardrop's clutches!

Here's a voting chart showing Profily had 0 vote in total, X.

Well, that certainly will not do!

X snaps his fingers.

Thank you for showing me, Gelatin!

Uh oh, I'm heading off again!

Oh no, you don't!

Flower jumps and grabs onto Profily.

Immunity number three, here we go!

Teardrop grabs onto Flower.

Hey! Get off!

Aw, shucks. they're all too high. Good luck, Teardrop.

I can't believe this is where it ends. A perfect zero vote game, and for what? An instant elimination?

But it doesn't have to be in vain. I'm one step closer to winning the season, if you just let me hold on a little longer.

Oh, hello Lollipop and Leafy. Crazy seeing you two up here.

Lollipop jumps off and grabs onto Teardrop.

This is ours, Flower. This immunity is for the newbie alliance. Hope you understand.

No, T-Teardrop, Lollipop, get off! Somebody help!

Flower's voice echoes into space, where the carrot cakes are.

Huh, I'm hearing someone in distress.

(sniff sniff) And you know what? It's someone who's not cursed! Let's go help them.

Cut to Flower.

Get off me, TD! This is MY victory.

Yeah, get off our non-cursed friend Flower!

What's going on here?

We've come to save you. Quick, Flower, grab onto me!

Carrot cake 2 snatches Flower.

You're safe with me now. Now, we have to remove these others.

Wait! I need to hold onto Profily for the immunity! If you weird cakes at stake are the reason I lose, I'm gonna be FURIOUS!

(scoffs) Now she blames US?

I have half a mind to drop her!

Actually, we don't have minds at all.

Oh, okay. Bye, Flower!

Carrot cake 2 throws off Flower, Teardrop and Lollipop off.

No!

Flower, Teardrop, and Lollipop scream as they fall.

Well, looks like they're all gone, then.

And now that you're freed up, I just have to get you to this platform.

Leafy struggles to pull Profily.

I let X's magic take Firey from me. I'm not letting it take an immunity from me too!

Leafy pulls harder and eventually gets Profily to the platform.

Ha! Yes, gotcha!

And Leafy wins the immunity, for getting herself and Profily onto the aloe vera garden next to the BRB.

Hey, but I'm the one that got Profily flying up there! I got X to send them up.

Is this your argument for why you should win? That you cheated?

Uhh, no...

With Profily gone, we're now back to the Final 5. But now we're heading to the Final 4, since Leafy is safe, Gelatin, Flower, Teardrop and Lollipop are now up for elimination!

Credits.

(in Firey's voice) This is the part where you post a comment with the letter in square brackets of the person you think should stay in th- (ahem, ahem) (in normal voice) Stay in the game. You should also hit the ebircsbus button. Oh wait, that's upside down. You should hit the subscribe button if you want to see BFB 27 when it comes out. My name is Michael, and I've been making BFDI for over 10 years. Maybe you wanna learn how to animate your own object show. Object Animator's Toolbox is over 2 hours of me teaching you how to do that. With all the pauses and um's edited out. I worked REALLY hard to make it, and now you can watch it through a Graphy subscription. They just gave me a special link that'll bring it down to just 6 dollars a month, so check that out in the description. Yo, my good friend Profily who I've known for many years and months is calling me now. Michael out. Peace!

Stinger.

Hey, Four, I think you need more contestants to join the show. I'm here to play.

Me too, look at me, I think I'll make a great addition.

I'm ready to star in some great clips. Get it? Clip? Eh? Anyway, I'm ready to star in some great clips for this season.

You people are all too weird. Please leave.

We're. not. going. anywhere!

I think there's too many fans on the pillary ruins, now, Four. Think about Purply Head too. Other people keep interrupting the game nowadays.

True. OK, then, BFB gang, here's a bus. Everyone get on, we're leaving. Everybody say your final goodbyes to the Pillary Ruins!

Goodbye, skies of pink.

Wait! No, no, let me come with you!

No. And we're off!

They all cheer.

Purple Face pops up out of the bus.

And I'm coming too! (laughs maliciously) Okay, I mean, uhh, I'm not tagging along because I'm evil, I just want to come with everyone to hang out with them. (sighs) But there's no happy tagging along, la la la la! I could try making one, I guess. Alright, a three, a two, a one... (breathes, then laughs maliciously) No, no, no, I just sound evil again.