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Fun with Poppers[]

The contestants are laughing and having fun with the poppers: Lightning is launched away, Barf Bag puts a popper on Eggy's head (which apparently happened to Tree earlier), and Needle and Firey Jr. set up an obstacle course utilizing poppers. Nickel launches onto Spongy's face.

Naily

My turn!

Pillow

*puts a popper inside her and becomes...*

Pillow

...
The contestants continue to have fun.

Loser

Hey guys! Loser in the house!

Bomby, Firey, Foldy, Gelatin, Marker, Pie, and Ruby

Loser!

Loser

I love those! I used to play with them all the time.

Fanny

Loser. These toys were just invented. You said you used to play with them... an hour ago, they didn't exist. They weren't invented yet! You couldn't have been playing with them if they didn't exist! That is a lie! You lied to us, Loser! Why did you do that?!

Fanny

WHY DID YOU INTENTIONALLY TELL US SOMETHING THAT WAS MADE UP?!

WHY DID YOU LIE TO US, LOSER?!
Silence, as Loser is shocked. Bomby punches a toy away and takes Four's intro pose.
♪ Intro ♪

After the intro[]

Pre-Cake at Stake[]

Stapy, Puffball, Balloony, Woody, Taco, Nickel, and Spongy all next to Donut.

Donut

Everybody! Clear the area! This is my first time hosting Cake at Stake, and I don't want to mess it up!

Lightning

Oh my gosh! This [pulls out camera] is exciting!

Bottle

That makes me forget everything that happened earlier!

Camera

[viewfinder of camera]

Lightning

Huh? Where'd he go?

Marker

No! Donut's a vampire too?
Lightning zooms out the camera, revealing Donut.

Lightning

Oh! There he is!

Marker

Meh.. Still got other evidence.
Lightning takes a picture of Donut.
♪ Cake at Stake ♪

Cake At Stake[]

Donut

Team Losers, you lost last episode. Also you don't have to sit so close.
The Losers go very far away from him.

Donut

That's better. Viewers chose one of you to be eliminated. If you're safe, you'll be getting [holds up rubber popper] cake!

Cake

*Gasp* [realizes Loser is sitting far away from him] Oh...

Donut

Pin, Coiny, and Cake?

CCP

Yeah?

Donut

You all got three-digit number of votes, but you're safe.
Donut tosses cake. Coiny is knocked down

Pin got 305 votes, Coiny 526 votes and Cake 826 votes.

Pin

Umm, this is not cake.

Donut

It's topped with a grain of sugar!

Coiny

And I'm gonna find it! [licks] BLUEUHEHELHLEHLEH-

Donut

As for you guys, you're safe. [tosses cake] Even with your monstrous four-digiters!

[Firey got 1,075 votes, Needle 1,400 and 2,166.]
Cut to Loser and Eggy, who are in the bottom 2.

Donut

Now you two are the only ones left! I'm sensing some un-easiness from Loser here. Is it the mistake you made earlier? [zooms in on Loser] Voters won't forget that.

Needle

That doesn't apply to today though.

Donut

You're right. Eggy, though, what you said last time, does...
Flashback to BFB 6.

Eggy

Eggy

Now wait, let's think about this!

Donut

And the result is...!
A moment of suspense.

Donut

Loser, are you feeling alright?

Loser

Pretty much.

Donut

Good, because YOU'RE ELIMINATED!
Loser has gotten 12,062 votes. Loser is saddened. Donut throws the cake to Eggy, who got 4,759 votes.

Loser

*GASP*

The Losers

*GASP*
Pan right to the recommended characters for this episode, who *GASP* in shock.

Donut

Loser, we haven't heard much from you today. Any last words?

Loser

*deep breaths*
Cut to black.

Jawbreaker Intermission[]

Fashion with Jawbreakers![]

Ruby

*THUMPING on a jawbreaker piece*

Fries

*thinking it's a popper* Ruby! Stop playing with those things!

Ruby

Huh?

Fries

It's a symbol of a very painful moment for all of us!

Ruby

Fries, these are the pieces of the jawbreakers we have lying around.
Flower emerges from the jawbreaker Ruby was thumping.

Flower

Yeah, and there's something really weird I've found out about them. Sound can come in, but it can't come out!

Fries

Wait... why is a piece of food so-

Ruby

Uh uh uh! Fries, this jawbreaker looks perfect on you!

Fries

Ruby, isn't that kinda-

Flower

Wait...eh! Something's off! [pushes jawbreaker piece further into him] There we go! Truly ethereal.
As Fries walks blindly...

Match

Like, is that Flower you're wearing too? Her eye for fashion has got so good lately.

Turning the jawbreaker inside-out[]

Balloony

Donut, what did you do with Loser?

Donut

I eliminated him!

Balloony

What did you do with Loser?!

Donut

I put him in one of the jawbreakers, but he kept crawling out, [activates the Announcer Crusher] so I turned it inside-out. Turns out saliva's as good as glue.

Donut

Loser, are you in there? Hah! Of course you're in there!

Loser

Huh? Hey, what’s this? "Donut's Diary"?
Donut overhears Loser discovering his diary and presses the button on the remote rapidly.
Clock, Naily and Barf Bag appear on scene.

Clock

That's horrifying!

Naily

He had it coming.

Barf Bag

He saved you!

Firey Jr.

Ungrateful!

Bottle

He was trying to gain something!

Snowball

He lied ONCE!

Remote

He doesn't deserve this...

Fanny

Deserve what?

Remote

...the criticism.

Cake

He's gone for a reason.

Flower

HATER!

Bell

You just wanna take everything we love, and DESTROY IT!!!

Taco

What are you talking about? Loser's dead!
*GASP*

Donut

Actually, he's over here. *tosses jawbreaker*
The jawbreaker crushes Taco.
*SCREAM*

Loser

Huh?? What was that?

Firey

Well, at least the twinkle's gone.

Bubble

Get it away! [throws it at Team Ice Cube]

Spongy

OOF!

Firey Jr.

Hey! What makes you think we want it? [tossing it]
With the Liar Ball being tossed around everywhere...

Donut

Looks like we've got our seventh contest!

Up in Space with ABNTT & Bleh[]

Teams ABNTT and Bleh are still stuck on the Moon.

Saw

Taco's DEAD?!

8-Ball and Golf Ball

She was the only earthling out of both of our teams!
Gaty views squished Taco from above...

Gaty

I dunno, she kinda looks the same from above.
The contest rules stick to the lens.

Blocky

"Contest rules?" Ok. "Around us..."

The Challenge[]

Donut

...are eight craters! One for each team! If the ball gets into your crater, your team loses. Go!
Balloony goes for the ball.

Balloony

We got the ball. Beepers, let's go! [is popped by Stapy]
Foldy goes for the ball.

Foldy

I got it. Foodies, get over here!
Foldy is ripped by Woody, who goes for the ball.

Woody

Neh nehrnr, nehn'neh nenehnr! [is hit by Bell]

Woody

(low-pitched, slowed down) *screams*
Bell goes for the ball.

Bell

Freebies, I can't do this alone! Help me get this thing over-! [is stabbed by Naily, gains legs]
Naily goes for the ball.

Naily

Don't worry, Icy boys! I got this! [ding]

Bubble

Oh my goish! Why is everyone so... so moirderous?

Lightning

Bubble! Do you see what's happened? Loser was everyone's hero!
While Lightning speaks, the camera shows Bell with Naily through her and Needle through Naily's head and Bottle with a fortune cookie and Tree inside her fighting over the ball.

Lightning

[off-screen] Now that he's gone, no one knows what's right, anymore!

Tree

Somebody help me get outta here!

Lightning

Now, who wants to help me score a goal? [flies off]

Bubble

LOIGHTNING, NO!!!
Needle has seemingly failed to obtain the ball. Pie is now in possession of the ball.

Loser

I miss my team already...
Lightning zaps the ball, causing Pie to be knocked back into the air.

Pie

Life may be worse now, but at least I'm free.

Basketball's plan[]

Pie is seen in midair by Lollipop through the telescope.

Grassy

Looks chaotic.

Lollipop

Glad I'm not down there. Whatever disease they got sounds dreadful.

Blocky

Lollipop! There's no one down there to defend our goals! [shows her the vacant team goals] We have to be there. One of our teams is gonna lose, and Four's gonna come back. [shows Four flying in the sky] And do you really want to see Four flying right at you at a million miles an hour?!

Basketball

Guys, I know what to do! For the past 2 weeks I've been inspecting Robot Flower...

Tennis Ball

*doing the same eyebrow motion as depicted in the previous episode*

Golf Ball

*also doing the same eyebrow motion*

Basketball

...are you done?

Tennis Ball

I'msorry!

Basketball

And it just turns out, she can send data to the ship! [presses a button, making the ship's lights go on]

Gaty

The ship's broken though!

Basketball

Not the communicator dish!

Book

Oh. [dips some chips] That's what it is?
Back down there, Pillow, Remote and Pen is in possession of the Liar Ball.

Basketball

The teams assemble.

Golf Ball

Ready to go?

8-Ball

Yes.

Golf Ball

Alright. Robot Flower, you're going to translate our inputs into signals that the ship can sent to Remote. We have to trust you, OK? Don't. Break. The signal.

Robot Flower

Got it, GB.

Golf Ball

Alright, let's go!
Grassy activates the satellite dish.

Controlling Remote[]

A connection is established, and Robot Flower finds herself in the Data Void.

Robot Flower

HUH?!.. Where.. am I?

Remote

*CONTROLLED*
[CONNECTION ESTABLISHED]

Robot Flower

Huh...
Tennis Ball presses a button on Robot Flower, making Remote move.

Tennis Ball

This doesn't seem very ethical...

Blocky

Heyheyhey, the ball's heading for Bleh's goal!
Tennis Ball starts mashing buttons on Robot Flower, moving Remote to Bleh's goal.

Tennis Ball

But Remote's a person! We used to play tetherball...
Remote stops Pen from inserting the ball into Bleh's goal.

Pen

Huh? Remote? What are you doing?

Remote

[Static]-Somebody-[Static]-help-[Static]-me!
Tennis Ball continues to mash buttons.

Saw

Go left!

Ice Cube

Go right!

Lollipop

Do a dance.

8-Ball

People! We're doing our best, but this is an unstable situation.
The rocket starts to shake.

Blocky

Woah! What's going on?

Grassy

Instability... Grassy is here to protect!
Grassy moves the rocket, causing the connection to become unstable.
[UNSTABLE CONNECTION - Excessive packet droppings. Gross but true.]

Remote

Huff huff huff... types "PANIC" Please go through, please go through-
Robot Flower receives the transmission. Remote continues to type...
The thing Remote has transmitted is a... [DOWNLOADING BOMB]

Robot Flower

Wait, what is this?
Remote is getting the ball away from Bleh's goal full tilt.

Remote

Not today, whoever you are!

Tennis Ball

What's going on? She's not responding to our controls!

Basketball

Something's wrong! Hands off! Hands off!
A warning materializes: [WARNING: 8-BALL WILL DIE. BASKETBALL WILL DIE. BLOCKY WILL DIE. BOOK WILL DIE. DORA WI-]

Robot Flower

No! This can't be happening! How can I- "Close Connection?" When did this get here?

Blocky

8-Ball, check the ship!

8-Ball

Got it.

Blocky

GB, keep an eye on the dish!

Golf Ball

Wha-who do you think you-ugh, you're right. I'm on it!
The Warning Is Complete: [DORA WILL DIE. GATY WILL DIE. GOLF BALL WILL DIE. GRASSY WILL DIE.] Also listed are Ice Cube, Tennis Ball, TV, the rocket, the chip bag, dips and three chips.

Golf Ball

We have to trust you, OK? Don't. Break. The Signal.
After a moment of contemplation...

Robot Flower

OHHH! [closes connection]
The data void collapses around her.

Another Win for Death P.A.C.T.![]

Death P.A.C.T. has scored a goal in A Better Name Than That's hole.

Pen

Goal!!!

Pillow

Take that, Better Namers!

Pen

Feels good to score a completely defenseless goal!

Golf Ball

Wait... What? Robot Flower, you promised not to break the signal!

Basketball

TV, did you know about this?

TV

I side with Robot Flower. Mechanical minds stick together.
Remote still receives the transmission, and blows herself up inside the hole, sending the Liar Ball flying.

Loser

*SCREAM*
The Better Namers' voting screen appears.

Donut

Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets on who deserves to be eliminated! Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show.

Stinger[]

Loser is flying in the vacuum of space inside the jawbreaker.

Donut

Loser, we haven't heard much from you today. Any last words?

Loser

*breathes* You know what? I do. Guys, thank you for doing your best to make me feel welcome. I know it didn't last long, but, I'm gonna miss what we did together. We had fun... and, that's all that matters. Good thing Four is gone. At least I could spend my last few days with you. I'm proud of you, and I hope we can meet again.
Transcripts
BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4Well, Look Who It Is!PointyPointyPointy ♫Spore DayRespect to the WickedStart the ShiftAirplanes in the Night Sky🥚Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?Category OneI SAID CAREFUL!!!Seasonal ShiftThe Power of FourBottle For Dream IslandBFB 31Last One Standing

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers