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Firey, Firey Jr., Leafy, Pen, & Woody
*talking*

Pen

Hey! You see that?

Leafy

That chest we've been ignoring, it's rumbling!

Pen

You're right Leafy, it is rumbling!

Woody

Wah wah!

Firey

Shaking things makes me scared because I have rumblephobia.

Leafy

Okay.

Pen

What do you think is in the chest?

Leafy

Um, well, I think it might be a wild bobcat because I've been seeing a few of those around.

Firey

No, I think it's a slapping machine because I ordered some online a few days ago.

Leafy

Weird, that was a very weird purchase Firey, you better watch your spending habits!

Firey

I will buy what I want!

Pen

Firey's right, I never watch my spending habits either.

Leafy

Pen, you know this financial irresponsibility of yours will come to hurt you in the long run!

Woody

I'm in massive debt.

Pen

Anyway, I think that rumbling is from a washing machine.

Leafy

Washing machine? That is ludicrous Pen, we don't even wear clothes, it's clearly a bobcat.

Woody

It's a dolphin.

Pen

It's a snowmobile.

Leafy

No, it's clearly a radioactive black hole.

Firey

I think it's the ghost of Evil Leafy!

Pen

AAAAHHHH! No, I think it's my phone, I set it to vibrate.

Firey, Firey Jr., Leafy, Pen, & Woody
*arguing*

Leafy

Why don't we just open it?

Pen

Good idea!
Firey attempts to open the chest, while Firey Jr., Leafy, Pen, and Woody chant "Go! Go! Go!"

Firey

It’s locked shut.

Leafy

Whatever will we do?

Loser

It is I, Loser! I'm a key collector, I've collected ten trillion keys in my years. There's a good chance I have the key you're looking for.

Firey, Firey Jr., Leafy, Pen, & Woody
Yay! We love you, Loser!

Loser

Yeah, I know.

Loser

Time to cross the CAAAANYOOOON!

Firey Jr.

My tuuuurn!

Leafy

Here I goooo!

Pen

Ha ha! I can do better. Whooooaaaa!
Pen barely makes it across

Firey

Yeah, I'll just jump it. *grunts* Oof!

Woody

Eh, I don't know...
Woody decides to scuttle his way across the canyon

Loser

Behold, my key collection!
*Wow!*

Firey

Ooh! Keys are so fascinating! Let's see what's inside this one!

Leafy

I've never seen so many types of keys before, including this one, and this one, and this one...

Pen

I wonder which of Loser's secret tunnels we can unlock with these?

Loser

Hey, careful with the key cubbies. My collection is not for your enjoyment, it's for mine.

Leafy

Alright, we won't mess with your private belongings. But you said that one of these keys could help us open the chest.

Loser

Oh, yeah! You're right! Is this the key you're looking for?

Firey Jr.

Probably.

Pen

Wait, how did you happen to have the one key that opens our chest?

Loser

Um, uh... There's no time for questions. Let's head back.

Pen

Okay!

Loser

All aboard the Loser Cycle! Anyone want to take turns pedaling?

Firey

No, not really.

Leafy

Uhhh...

Pen

Sure! Let's share the work like this. You can pedal the back wheel, and I'll take care of the front wheel.

Loser

Pen, the front wheel doesn't have any pedals.

Pen

You got this, Loser!
One by one, the friends make it to the chest

Firey

I think I swallowed the key, guys.

Pen

What?!

Loser

The key-

Firey

No, wait. That was just my key-flavored cough drop.

Leafy

Then, where's the key? Loser?

Loser

It's...

Pen

I think Loser lost the key!

Firey, Firey Jr., Leafy, Pen, & Woody
*scream*
Loser slowly raises his hand, revealing the key
*gasp*

Woody

Alright, Loser, do your thing!

Firey, Firey Jr., Leafy, Pen, & Woody
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Loser unlocks the chest
To be continued...
Transcripts
BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4Well, Look Who It Is!PointyPointyPointy ♫Spore DayRespect to the WickedStart the ShiftAirplanes in the Night Sky🥚Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?Category OneI SAID CAREFUL!!!Seasonal ShiftThe Power of FourBottle For Dream Island

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers