The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!/Transcript

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I built a detector that tells you the exact location of the Third Comma Stone.

Phew! You're a lifesaver, GB! Press the button!

Sure thing!

Golf Ball presses the button with her noggin.

It's... telling me the Third Comma Stone is 2,763 meters away, on the other side of that forest!

The camera pans to the forest with a spooky sound effect.

2,763 feet away? No siree, I'm not walking that far.

Pencil does her pose in the BFDIA intro. The scene changes into reality. Pencil is printed on a piece of paper.

Hmm... well, YOLO. I'll do it!

Well, I've been craving some adventure. I'll go too!

The scene changes back into being animated.

Whoa! [The scene changes into real life, with Marker and Coiny spinning on a makeshift turntable] Why do you guys suddenly look so... bulbous?

Silly Pencil. [Marker gets shoved inside the BFDI varsity sweater from the bottom] It's the latest fashion trend!

Yeah! Ever since Leafy plushified herself...

Cut to a frame from "Insectophobe's Nightmare" turned into an image macro.

No Firey, don't do it! Don't turn me into a marketable plushie!

Leafy is suddenly plushified by Firey.

FIREEEYYY-!!!!

...everybody's been doing it!

E-even Pen, who is 17 vigintillion dollars in debt...

Cut to a frame from the scene in "Vomitaco" where Pen pays 200 vigintillion dollars for Leafy's Taco by using a Paper Slip with the Roblox "oof" sound effect.

...and cannot afford to indulge into new fashion trends without being audited by the government!?

(Turns into the plush version of himself) Beuh!

Yes, even Pen.

(Marker is thrown onto Coiny and falls offscreen) No more talking! Let's go explore that forest, and find that Third Comma Stone.

You're right, LET'S GO!

The scene cuts to the outdoors. The plush versions of Rocky, Leafy, Loser, and Pen are leaning on the door.

Well, here's the entrance to the forest!

Let's take a look around!

Y-you've been plushified! It's quite a disturbing feeling, isn't it? Uwhhhooaaaahhhh-

I dunno, it suits you. (seductively) I would buy you.

Leafy, are those all your relatives back there?

Huh? Oh, it's my family. Hi guys! How you've been?

Hello, Leafy squad, you all look so similar!

So, I heard you're looking for the Third Comma Stone, huh?

Tell me where it is!

Well, I heard it was (turns backwards) that way.

That way?

That's what they're saying!

All right, I'm following you.

Pen, Coiny, Leafy, and Marker all start to "walk". The scene cuts to a brick fence. Marker and Coiny "jump" on the fence while making strange noises. The scene cuts again to a mattress-like surface. Leafy gets thrown onto it.

Buwheeehhhh! It's so hot in this desert, I can feel all my water evaporating out of my stomata!

(Marker gets thrown onto the desert) Blergh, me too!

Marker, you don't have any stomata. You're made out of plastic.

The scene cuts to a fishtank.

Wow, fishies! Hey Marker, do you think we could douse ourselves with this tank water, so we'd be cool enough to get through that hot desert?

I mean, that would be really helpful, but I'm worried those piranhas could EAT US!!

Heh, a few pirahnas never scared me.

Coiny jumps into the fishtank while holding a cup. The text "DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!" flashes on top of the screen. When Coiny sinks to the bottom of the fishtank, he waves to the viewers. The text later changes into "THIS COULD RUIN YOUR PLUSHIE.". Coiny then gets out, completely drenched.

Hahahah, check it out guys I got the water! I finally went in the piranhas and got the water, we have the water guys! Now I can finally (Coiny pours water onto himself) douse myself.

On second thought, I think I can make it through the desert without dousing.

Agreed.

Coiny and Pen walk into the desert.

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

Leafy and Marker walk on the desert while making frantic noises of pain.

The scene cuts to what appears to be machinery.

Ahhh, isn't this factory...

...nice and air conditioned!?

Exactly! Hop, (Jumps onto the pipes) let's check it out~!

Hup, (Jumps onto the pipes after Marker) oof.

(Leaps down into a lower part of the machinery) Eurngh.

(Also leaps down) Hgahh!

There's a drain down here.

That's for the fluids.

Weird. (Leaps back onto the pipes) Speaking of fluids, should I turn on this faucet to see what pours out?

Huh? Nonono, DO NOT TOUCH THAT! Don't touch that, oh my gosh.

Oh, okay, I won't turn the faucet.

Phew.

I guess that means we might as well walk out of here.

Easy for you to say, I'm trapped down here- oh wait oh no I can climb up- (Climbs up a tank while making noises) -wait why does it say "10,000 PSI"? Yeah, we got out!

The scene cuts to an upright piano. The Battle for Dream Island: Official Character Guide can be seen on it. Coiny walks on the piano and plays an excerpt from the 3rd movement of Debussy's Suite bergamasque, "Clair de lune". Marker also walks on the piano, but only plays dissonant chords, thus playing the piano "correctly". The scene cuts again to a wooden surface, with Marker and Coiny crawling and groaning.

I am so tired...

Me too...

Bweh. (Marker collapses)

Uggghhh, wait! What's that I see up ahead!? Right there, you see this!?

Huh? Oh my gosh, it's a local resident, let's go see!

Marker and Coiny both start running. The scene cuts to Loser sitting on a model of a pagoda.

Hello. Do you, by chance, know where the Third Comma Stone is?

Yes; the Third Comma Stone is that way. You can find it below the rotten bananas.

Woah, that's perfect! Thank you so much Loser, somehow I know your name. Let's go!

Marker and Coiny both exit out of frame.

Glad to be of assistance.

The camera zooms into Loser's face.

Oh, I kinda made up those directions. [The "vine boom" sound effect plays]

The scene cuts to a bowl of fruit and some rotten bananas.

Oh my gosh! It's those rotten bananas Loser mentioned.

Hmm, I don't know if they're rotten. I need a taste test to see if they're not just like, normal bananas. Hnegh! (Coiny starts eating the bananas) Chomp chomp, chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp... bleeegh! Chomp chomp chomp, chomp chomp cholomp cholomp... bwleeegh! Yeah, they're rotten.

(With Cary Huang's normal voice) Wow. That was very disgusting of you, Coiny. I'll try this time, chomp, chomp chomp. Chomp chomp chomp chomp, chomp... uuuuuhhh, bwleehhhhh. Chomp chomp chomp chomp, chomp chomp chomp, chomp chomp chomp, chomp chomp... beeehhhhh. Chomp chomp chomp chomp, bleehhh-

Okay yeah, they're still rotten.

That means we turn right.

The scene cuts to two stacked colanders on a chair.

Well this thing would take us to the right of the bananas, so it must be where the treasure is!

You think so?

I KNOW so! I'm gonna jump in!

After you! Let's go jump in together!

Weeeeeee! Weeeeeee!

The colanders suddenly start spinning. Coiny and Marker both scream.

Many hours later...

The scene cuts to what appears to be a porch. A drawing of the Third Comma Stone is placed near a plant.

(offscreen) Is that the Third Comma Stone? Hueeehhhh!

I think it is...

...is it?

Yeah, it is. We found it!

We found it!

I'm gonna grab it and toss it. Here I go!

Yes, go for it!

Golf Ball, here the Third Comma Stone comes! (Marker tosses the Third Comma Stone)

What happens to the Third Comma Stone? More importantly, what IS a comma stone? To be continued into a future video!

The scene cuts to all of the plushes, with the Coiny and Marker plush on the same turntable as earlier.

In the meantime though, you can find our Coiny plush and Marker plush in our shop, which is linked in the description.

Also, I just made this new sweater design, go to Crowdmade if you like it.

I can't believe it's already December, so Happy Holidays, everyone and Merry Christmas and I hope you all have a fun time with your family, and thank you for watching.

Cut to an animation of X and a Christmas tree.

Oh! And just to make sure that we do have a Christmas song this year, here's an absolutely horrendous rendition of X singing a Christmas song. Just, prepare your ears because, it really is something else.

(Singing with various breaking sound effects in the background) DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY! FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA! 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY! FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA!