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Cold Open[]

Eraser and Pillow are seen standing in the Grasslands. Robot Flower walks into view.

Robot Flower

Hey, you guys! I just thought of something: with limitless power, what would you do?

Pillow

Hmm, I'd love to conduct some research with it.
Scene enters Pillow's imagination.

Pillow

Today, let's study how many people can be blown up with just one zap.
Pillow zaps a crowd of people below her.

Various People
OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH!!!
Scene exits Pillow's imagination.

Robot Flower

Maybe I'd make the world robotic, then everything could be a robot, just like m-

Pen

Well, I'd like to do some cool stunts!
Scene enters Pen's imagination. Pen does a backflip off of the roof of Gelatin's Steakhouse.

Pen

Whoaoh!
Scene exits Pen's imagination.

Eraser

What? That's easy, I could do that right NOW!
Eraser kicks off the wall of Gelatin's Steakhouse and does a backflip.

Eraser

See how easy, Pen? You see TD, some people are blessed with talents like that. Maybe one day you can even get close to-
Teardrop runs away, waves her hands and goes down the steepest hill in the Grasslands.

Eraser

Cool, so you can do what a plate can do.
Both Pen and Eraser laugh.
Teardrop shoots up and possesses a cloud, and proceeds to go over Pen, Eraser and Robot Flower.

Eraser

Wait! I'M SORRY!!!
Teardrop rains over Pen, Eraser and Robot Flower. Pen and Eraser make sounds of pain. Robot Flower malfunctions.

BasketballSTOP

What the- Stop! Robot Flower is hurting! Can't you see that?! Please! Stop! STOP! STOOOOOOO-

After intro[]

TPOT intro plays.

Two

The S! Lovely to see you all is what I would say if you're all here. Bottle, where is she?!

Bottle

La la laa... Several weeks in a pit! La la laa... isn't it legit? La la laa...
Two and the rest of The S! teleports to bottle.

Two

Bottle! You're hanging out in quite frankly the coolest pit ever, and didn't invite us? This breaches Yoyle Pit rules, and YOU shall be punished later! Anyway, The S! made me vomit so obviously their ceremony is up first!
Rocky vomits on Two.
Cake at Stake theme.

Cake at Stake[]

Two

Today's cake is to join Bottle in the pit!

Winner

Loose definition of cake. Not a great prize either, Two.

Two

Yellow Face, Rocky and Ice Cube! Get in the pit, you! Because you got 5205, 5190 and 4318 votes respectively!

Winner

Mmm, okay... Yeah, now that more people are in the pit, I am jealous I'm not included.

Two

A new pit roomie is needed, and that roomie is you-mie! Because you got 4241 votes!

Two

Halt halt halt, Bottle, are you in the pit?! But that's the Cake at Stake prize! Get out of there right now!
Two pulls Bottle out of the pit.

Two

Bottle is safe with 3190 votes!
Two pushes Bottle into the pit, causing her to shatter.

Clock

Wait, I'm out? But I didn't do anything wrong! Rocky's vomit ruined the cereal! What gives?!

Two

Whoa, Clock! it's not my fault, I didn't vote! Wait did I vote?
Two checks their phone.

Two

No. phew Okay, I just checked, I didn't vote. That would've been something though, eh?

Clock

But, I- Winner, please, talk some sense into Two! I-I can't leave the team! I just can't!

Winner

Well actually... I think we might be better off...

Clock

Wha- is this... STILL about the performance thing?! I'm sorry okay! I-I didn't know I was crossing a line!

Winner

I appreciate it, Clock. But I just think it would be good for our team if you weren't-

Clock

No! I can't leave! Please, Two! I need to stay, I need to fix all of this, I can't go yet! PLEASE!

Rocky

(vomits on Clock)

Two

Lemme just... Clean that off...
Two "cleans" the screen, eliminating Clock.

Two

Clock's out with 2,152 votes.
Zoom in on Winner's face, who slightly smirks.

Two

Now where's that team with the P.A.C.T.s, preferably death-related?

Lightning

Here. Just kind of watching this pit stuff.

Two

Let's get you guys in there! Tree, you got 12,215 votes. (pushes Tree into the pit) Marker, dive in, buddy, as you got 10,769 votes!

Marker

I see this as a bonding experience!

Rocky

Bulleh! (vomits on everyone in the pit)

Marker

I like it a little less now.

Black Hole

How would I even fit in this?
Two digs up some of the dirt and throws it into Black Hole, widening the pit.

Two

Pit cake! And that's rightfully yours, because you got 8,526 votes.

Black Hole

That was sick.

Two

Fanny! Lightning! One of you is heading out!

Lightning

I hate being in the bottom two!

Fanny

HEY! That's MY LINE!

Lightning

No! I'm not kidding around! This feels unfair. We jumped from iance to THIS? This Death P.A.C.T. stuff is making us drop like flies.

Two

Funny you said "dropping like flies", because you, the flying one, is out, Lightning! With Fanny narrowly escaping the bottom two for the second time!

Lightning

No! NO!! But I prevented death! MANY TIMES! I- I achieved our goal! You said it was narrow. Can you recount the votes?

Two

Uh... I was sparing your feelings. Fanny got 6,473 votes, and you got 4,554 votes. Sorry Lightning, you're out.

Lightning

But- but- you all- we just prevented death instead of doing the challenges! GRR!!! (zaps Two)

Black Hole

Lightning, we appreciate your service. You will be missed.

Lightning

This is not fair! GRR!!! (zaps everyone in the pit)

Fanny

TWO! PUT A STOP TO THIS ALREADY!

Lightning

This- why did we do this? Why did we make our team about preventing death, when we KEEP LOSING?! Three of us are already out! We're getting ourselves eliminated from this nonsense!

Tree

Hmmm.... I-

Black Hole

It's a noble cause.

Lightning

Yeah! You can say that, because YOU didn't just get out!! I'm...UGH!!!...SO ANGRY! GRRR!!!
Lightning flies high into the sky.

Lightning

(while glowing white) I’M SO MAD I COULD JUST...EXPLODE!!!
Lightning strikes multiple thunderbolts, destroying the Hotel Bathrooms, the World's Largest Oven, the Volcano, Are You Okay's Roller Coaster, the Balance Beam, the Moon, and the Goiky Canal, draining said canal of its water.

Fanny

Lightning, please, calm down! I know you're frustrated, but this isn't you!

Lightning

I know. I'm misbehaving. It's just- I wanted to do well, Fanny. Please, while you have the chance, try to turn this around. Please don't let this also mess your game up.

Fanny

Thank you, Lightning. I wish you could stay. I'll try to turn things around here. I'll avenge you!
Two eliminates Lightning like they did Pie.

Two

Sorry for interrupting, but I had to end that. But look guys, I have to handle something, I'll be right back.
Two teleports away as the scene fades to black, then fades into Four and X's kitchen.

After Cake at Stake[]

Clock

Huh? Where am I? You two? Is this where we go when we get out?
Two teleports into the hotel kitchen.

Two

No, not at all. Don't worry about that. But Clock, look. Something has clearly happened between you and Winner. I don't think it's fair for me to separate you from the contestants fully yet.

Clock

What? So I'm still in the game??

Two

No. Clock, you are officially eliminated and are out of the game, but I'm going to let you work here in Four and X's kitchen with them until you can fix this problem you have with Winner. Sound good?

Clock

Wow, yeah. Okay, thank you! Thank you, Two!

Two

No worries. I'll speak to you later. (teleports away)

Clock

So, um, how can I help you guys?

Four

These dishes need cleaning immediately!

X

It's cool because you think the stack is going to end, but it just keeps going!
Two teleports back to the contestants.

Two

Okay, I'm back. Where was I exactly? Hmm, well, a shark came up and I killed him! (laughs) That'll trick you all.

Pin

We just assumed you were dealing with Lightning.

Two

Oh, yeah, that's a much better lie. Whoops. Anyway, this mess Lightning has caused simply won't do!

Pillow

I like it!

Two

Shush! Today's challenge is to fix up Lightning's mess. He destroyed seven landmarks, so it should be easy to divide this amongst your teams!
Time card: Two Hours Later

Marker

So, One team can clean TWO landmarks? Is that right? No wait... I don't think-

Donut

Just give each team one landmark!

Two

YES! Death P.A.C.T. Again, head to the world's largest oven! Are You Okay, volcano time for you! Just Not, fix my roller coaster in the A-twos-ment Park. Team8s, fix the balance beam. Strongest Team On Earth, fix up the roof of the bathrooms here on the hotel. The S!, you can tackle the moon and Teardrop my water friend, you can take the canal. Off you go!
Two snaps the contestants to their respective landmarks. Cut to Team8s in the goiky canal

Challenge[]

Pin

Balance Beam! I'm a pro, you know!

Coiny

I bet I could outlast you nowadays!

Pin

Nope, you are on, Coiny!

Donut

We need to focus on the challenge! Your expertise on Two-

Coiny

I think Donut actually means: "Good idea Pin, you and Coiny should face off on the beam!". Holy Donut! now there's a "well rounded" idea!
Coiny kicks Donut to one of the balance beam's support beams, and Coiny and Pin get on top of it.

Coiny

Now pull the beam towards you, Donut, so Pin and I can balance on it.
Donut pulls the beam towards him.

Pin

W- Woah! Donut, Hold steady already!

Donut

I'm trying!

Coiny

This is a piece of cake- Hey Pin! don't throw a piece of cake at me! ...Or a coffee machine! ...Or a rocket ship! ...Or Callisto, one of the moons of Jupiter! Uh, cut it out Pin!
*Snatch*

Coiny

Gotcha! What's this? a mirror? Hey, good looking-

Pin

Stop getting distracted and focus on our challenge, Coiny!

Coiny

No! This mirror is mine! I caught it out of the air by myself!

Pin

Grr! Give it!

Coiny

Just give it here!
Pin lets go, causing the mirror to go flying.

Pin

Oops! Watch out, Coiny!
The mirror lands between the two pieces of the balance beam, and Pin looks into it.

Pin

You know, from this perspective, it looks all fixed! We just have to place the beam down gently, and we'll win yet again!

Pin Plus Coiny

(simultaneously) We did it!
Cut to Death P.A.C.T. Again, outside of The World's Largest Oven.

Marker

So... burny! It's time to smash!

Black Hole

Agreed. This could kill us in seconds, and it should be dismantled immediately.

Fanny

Uh, that would make us lose!

Black Hole

Quiet your blades, Fanny. It's for the greater good.

Fanny

NO! Lightning got out for the greater good! Remote got out for the greater good! Pie... just kinda got out; not P.A.C.T. related, but two out of three is telling!

Tree

Fanny, it's our mission. Our identity. And we must strive to continue it even in strife.

Fanny

There's only four of us left! If we keep this up, we'll all disappear, and then the death will occur anyway. And we won't be here to stop it, either!

Black Hole

But. It's. The. P.A.C.T.

Fanny

Well... I HATE the P.A.C.T.!
Black Hole, Tree and Marker gasp. Cut to Just Not.

Nickel

The loopy zippy ride! How can we fix that missing chunk?

Cake

The only thing around here are these useless blocks.

Nickel

Value is in the eye of the beholder, Cake-y!
Price Tag attaches to a block, putting the value at 1 cent.

Price Tag

Just 1¢. No way. Someone probably needs this. Someone wants this block. Not me, but someone. As an evaluator myself, I think we can trade with that person to get something better!

Bomby

What, like we, trade this block for a roller coaster track?

Pillow

Or we damage it more! All in favor, say "Aye"! ...Aye!

Price Tag

No, no. We trade the block for something, and then we trade that thing to someone else, all the way up to something we can use to fix this roller coaster!

Book

Taggy, you're they greatest trader I've ever known! Let's head to the hotel!

Bell

Geez, that roof is just destroyed! Oh! But there's all those rooms in the hotel! How about we search for supplies and make a new roof?

Grassy

(noticing Robot Flower) ...What the? (gets zapped after touching her) Ow! Robot Flower, you're zappy!

Basketball

This is what I was saying earlier! No one was looking out for Robot Flower! Come on. (gets zapped) Yow! I'm taking- yow! -You to my Aboveground FactorYY! Let's go.

Bell

You know, Yoyleball, you're pretty big.

Snowball

And? What about it?

Bell

You're metal now! We could prop you up on the roof, and hammer you down till you're stretched out over the roof. You could be our new covering!

Snowball

Wh- no! Not happening!

Bell

Grassy! Get him!

Snowball

Heh, what is that puny green little- wha? How?

Grassy

I'm strong!

Snowball

Huh- but uh- how is this possible?
Cutaway to Grassy punching the game their team made for the A-twos-ment Park.

Snowball

Curse my beautiful strength attraction! Let me down! Let me down! Let me down!
Scene cuts to Basketball's Aboveground Factory, and Robot Flower is surrounded by heaters.

Basketball

No sweat, Robot Flower. You'll be back to normal function in no time.

Robot Flower

Basketball, why are you the only one who cares if I'm okay?

Basketball

Huh? That's not true!

Robot Flower

It kinda is! Today, that splinter, when I died in the fish monster. Heck, that whole day proves no one cares about us mechanical minds, really.

Basketball

That's not true.

Robot Flower

I just don't think you realize what it's like to be Robot Flower. I just wish I could be the original. You know, someone like Puffball Speaker Box, Purple Face, or even Firey Jr.

Basketball

All great examples.

Robot Flower

Flower even won BFB, right?

Basketball

Uh, I think so?

Robot Flower

Maybe it'd be better if I just WAS Flower. Yeah. Basketball, surely you could use these computery gadgets to download information of Flower, and put it into me!

Basketball

Uh, but- you're YOU, Robot Flower.

Robot Flower

Clearly everyone else would prefer if Flower was here, not robot me! (inserts data cord) Get downloading!

Basketball

I- I can't do this! Robot Flower, no. No!

Robot Flower

Please. I just want to be wanted around here. It's what I want. Please.

Basketball

*sigh* Oh, okay. I'll do it.
Cut to Teardrop, who jumps down into the crack Lightning made in the canal. Immediate cut after to The S.

Winner

Okay, there's only five of us now, S-ers. We need to sort out this Moon, because unlike the other landmarks, I could see this actually becoming a worldwide problem if we don't fix it.

Yellow Face

Have you ever needed to fix the moon?

Bottle

Sounds like Yellow Face is miraculously having a very specific commercial for what we need!

Winner

Let's get into that ad! Here we come!

Yellow Face

Then why not get a bl- huh?

Yellow Face

Wh- what are you guys doing in this ad?

Winner

We heard you know how to fix the Moon!

Bottle

Yeah! So, what do we need, Yellow Face?

Yellow Face

We need a- *stutters*

Yellow Face

Uh oh! You silly-billies infecting my commercial with your shenanigans made me lose my train of thought!

Ice Cube

Aw, useless! I want revenge!

Bottle

Stop being so vengeful, Icy. If Yellow Face forgot the product, then we're gonna have to find it ourselves. Everyone, get searching!
Cut to Are You Okay.

Golf Ball

Another round, another crack! This should be easy, team. We-

TV

*dings* That's the quiet alarm. Golf Ball, you're off-duty this episode.

Golf Ball

Wh- what?!

Pen

Sorry GB, but it's time you took a step back for a bit.

Puffball

*evilly laughs*

Pen

You too, Puffy!

Puffball

WHAT?! But why?

Eraser

We always seem to get into some sort of mess because of you two. Just take the day off.

Puffball

Wh- but-!

Golf Ball

Fine. Puffball, let's go.

Puffball

Okie dokie!

Pen

So, what do we do?

Eraser

I dunno. What do you think, TV?

TV

Oh! Uh, we should, uh, well we could- *shuts off*

Eraser

Okay so maybe this was a mistake. Guys, come back!

Pen

No, bro, there's our other bro right here! Tennis Ball, bro, what should we do? Bro?

Tennis Ball

Oh, well, I think it's imperative that we glue this volcano shut. If left in its current condition, the lava is likely to overflow and pour into the surroundings!

TV

(turns on) Robot Flower has her own products behind the counter in the hotel. She gave me access because of her mechanical mind truce. I suggest we head there and locate some glue for the volcano.

Pen

We are all the way in southern Goiky! We're miles from the hotel! Maybe we shouldn't have let Puffball head off so soon!

TV

Nonsense! I can drive us! Hop on folks, let's go!

Coiny

Slow and steady, Team8s! Just gentle now-

Barf Bag

We get it, Coiny!

Gaty

Steady, steady...
Team8s successfully lean half of the balance beam against the mirror, and cheer.

Pin

Yay! We are so good, Coiny!
Pin shaking Coiny causes the balance beam to tilt upwards and crash back into the mirror, causing it to crack.

Donut

Pin! Coiny! WHY?!

Golf Ball

Beware, Team8s, as we have come to sabotage you, and- Eh.

Puffball

Looks like this team is sucking already; this is sad.

Golf Ball

Yeah. This team is clearly struggling and in enough trouble as it is. Let's go sabotage Just Not!

Donut

That was rude.

Gaty

I mean, all we have is a giant broken mirror. Are they wrong?

Donut

No, but it's still rude!

Black Hole

Take it back! You love the P.A.C.T.!

Fanny

No! And if we keep focusing on it, I'm NEXT! I hate the P.A.C.T.!

Black Hole

Grr! Take it back, right now!

Marker

Woah, woah, woah! Hey, Black Hole! I think what Fanny means is she loves the P.A.C.T., OK?

Fanny

That's the EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT I'M SAYING!

Marker

Oh, I misread the situation, then. Whoopsie!

Fanny

I think we need inspiration from a former Death P.A.C.T. member!
Fanny calls Pillow on her phone, who answers.

Pillow

Hi!

Fanny

Pillow! I need help killing people!

Pillow

I'm on my way!

Book

No! Pillow, we- uh, whatever. Do what you want.
The rest of Just Not heads to the hotel roof.

Nickel

Wow, no roof. You guys should really fix that sometime.

Bell

We're trying! Grassy's been trying to lift Snowball up to the roof, but we can't reach that high!

Price Tag

How about a block for your troubles?

Grassy

Perfect! Thank you!

Price Tag

Not so fast! *laughs* We'll accept a trade for our little block here.

Bell

Oh my whatever my string is attached to above. Grassy, can you just rip something out of the roof for them?

Grassy

You got it, Bell!
Grassy rips some wiring out of the roof.

Grassy

Here, have these wires!
The hotel's lights flicker off.

Snowball

Huh. Wonder what that did.

Price Tag

Yeah, I'll take these wires. Enjoy your block, Strongest Team!
Cut to Basketball in her Aboveground Factory.

Basketball

Alrighty, chunk 1 is done. Now, um-
Grassy ripping the wires causes the power to go out.

Basketball

Oh shoot! Oh no! Robot Flower! You okay?

Robot Flower

Agh, who are you calling a robot, stupid?

Basketball

Uh, what? Anyway, Robot Flower, we need to get you fixed up. It appears only season one downloaded so far, and-
The power comes back on.

Robot Flower

Get away from me, ugly! I need my space!

Basketball

Wha- what is-

Robot Flower

(mockingly) Wha- who- wha huh? Get out of my face already!

Basketball

Robot Flower, I think something's wrong. We didn't just download season one information into you, but overwrote your personality!

Robot Flower

I don't want to hear any more of what you have to say, and I'm tired of you. Goodbye! (slams door shut)

Basketball

*sigh* Oh no.

Bomby

Hi Tennis Ball!

Tennis Ball

Hi Bomby! We're looking for Robot Flower's stash! Found anything yet, Eraser?

Eraser

It's all back here, though it's less of a store and more of a pile of trash. I'll just go see if Basketball is upstairs. Oh, hey Robot- (gets knocked over)

Robot Flower

Out of my way!

Eraser

Glue! We need some! You got any?

Basketball

Kind of in a crisis, Eraser! The power flickering has fried my machines. I'm worried I messed up Robot Flower's circuitry!

Eraser

Glue? Got glue?

Basketball

Did you not hear me, Eraser?! If I can't fix this machine, we might've lost Robot Flower forever!

Eraser

Glue?

Basketball

Take it and get out!

Eraser

Got the glue! Let's go!
Cut to Teardrop, now underneath the canal. She comes across the gates to Dream Island, digs them up, and drags them off.

Gaty

I don't wanna point fingers, but if I had fingers, I'd point them at you two for this mess!

Pin Plus Coiny

(simultaneously) Hey!

Price Tag

You guys really look like you could use some wires. Trade us for these wires. Come on, trade us already!

Pin

We must have the wires! We beg of you! Please give, give, give them to us!

Cake

What do you have to give us in return?

Barf Bag

This shattered mirror! It is in pieces. You will simply love it.

Cake

What do you think, should we take it?

Price Tag

Well, she said we'd love it.

Cake

That's true! We accept!

Price Tag

Thank you, Team8s! Hope those wires come in handy, folks!

Pin

Don't worry. Donut promised he'd have some big ideas once we got some wires!

Donut

WHAT? You just made that up!

Puffball

What do you think they're up to?

Golf Ball

Looks like they're attempting to exchange things between teams to get things of higher value, which is an idea they obviously stole from me. According to the TPOT Tips and Tricks- publisher pending, no one seems to be interested- "the trading of value of all products for a better product will ensure a team's success." Basketball used this tactic before when stealing our fish monster for those pitiful bouncing balls. That hardly resulted in teams' success, but it's an interesting strategy. They're likely trading items to fix our roller coaster, but we're the ones who made that roller coaster and we should be the ones to decide its fate!

Puffball

Agreed. How about we make the part they need, sabotage it, and then trade it to them?

Golf Ball

Why have we not been allies this whole time, Puffball? Let's do this! To my Underground Factory!

Pillow

Hello, Death P.A.C.T.! I'm here to teach you about the positives of death!

Tree

It's Death P.A.C.T. Again, and get out of here!

Fanny

Hey, just hear her out!

Pillow

It's simple science, really. In my studies, I've noticed that those who revolve themselves around death are far luckier and more likely to succeed. Those who distract and ignore it are doomed to bad luck!

Black Hole

That doesn't explain our huge immunity run in BFB. I've heard enough. Off you go!

Fanny

If Pillow thinks we need to kill someone, then I don't see any harm in it. If it means I don't go home, then all the better!

Marker

No! Stop it, Fanny!
Fanny and Pillow begin to drag Tree away.

Fanny

Tree, Pillow and I are gonna chop you up. It's for the greater good, as you said.

Tree

No! Help! Black Hole, suck me up!

Black Hole

But- but if I suck you up, you'll die anyway.

Tree

Just stop once you're about to suck me up! Just pull me away from these murderers!

Black Hole

Oh gosh. If I don't help, I'll contribute to death. But if I do help, I'm risking death. I- fine.

Fanny

Don't make this harder than it already is, Black Hole!
Tree begins to get spaghettified.

Tree

Ow. Ow! Ouch! Ouch!

Pillow

Three! Two! One!
Tree is ripped apart by conflicting forces.

Pillow

Haha! You killed him!

Black Hole

No! I- I-

Pillow

My work here is done! Goodbye! La la la!

Black Hole

How DARE you!

Fanny

Not my fault! I was gonna chop him up elsewhere! Not my fault you ripped him up!

Black Hole

Explain how Tree's dead body is going to help us complete this oven-fixing challenge at all!

Donut

Wires. Uh, balance beam. Wires, balance beam, wires, balance beam-

Coiny

This base is so stretchy! Surely if we pull from both sides, we can clang them together?

Gaty

Hey, yeah! We could use these wires to pull! We just need something that could stick the beams together in the middle.

Barf Bag

I've got it! Donut! You are gonna save the day for us, you genius!

Donut

Yippee! But how?

Barf Bag

You're gonna need to get crushed and mangled!

Donut

Uh... excuse me?
Team8s cheers.

Gaty

What a great day!

Pin

Mangled!

Ice Cube

Hey Yellow Face, what is this thing?

Yellow Face

Let me ask you this: have you ever wanted a gumball?

Ice Cube

Yeah! Yum!

Yellow Face

Well, good news, because this gum removes your legs!
Ice Cube's legs disappear.

Ice Cube

Wha? Why did you not say that earlier?

Yellow Face

No refunds!

Ice Cube

I want revenge!

Winner

I found this remote. How useful is this?

Yellow Face

Have you ever wanted a remote? Well good news! This remote works on one device in the world. Which device? That's for you to figure out!

Winner

Not useful then. Oh hey, some Vomit-Os.

Bottle

Follow Winner's example, guys! Just toss anything of use out of the ad, and we'll see what works!
The S! cheers.

Winner

Pogo stick? No. Ooh, Revolutionary Headphones? Mm, no. Glass panel? No!
Winner throws the objects out of the commercial's pocket dimension.

Price Tag

Oh, The S? We're here to trade!

Nickel

This pogo stick could come in handy. Let's- yeah, yeah. Let's take the pogo stick! Whee! Ha ha! This'll be useful!

Book

As much fun as that looks, if you look up these products in me, it says that the glass panel will help us win the contest!

Price Tag

Then let's take the glass panel. We'll leave the mirror here as a trade for the team.

Bomby

Broken glass for functioning glass! This trade stuff is really working! Onto Death P.A.C.T. Again!
Grassy grunts as he lifts Snowball.

Basketball

Guys, Robot Flower has gone rogue!

Bell

Just a sec, Basketball. We're trying to lift Snowball up onto the roof, and-
Grassy throws Snowball.

Snowball

NOOOOOO-
Snowball crashes through the rooftop, making a hole in it.

Bell

You okay in there, Snowball?

Snowball

Yeah. I'm with all these wimps.

Conch Shell

Well, WIMP might be a little mean!

Snowball

Bell! A little help down here?

Bell

Oh, right! Climb on up!

PDA

Everyone! An escape!
The debuters who failed to join gasp.

Conch Shell

Climb that bell! *yells* I'm so excited!

Bell

No! Nooo! Stay where you are!
All of the debuters climb Bell's string.

Fanny

Look, I was trying my best to mix up our strategy, because you're not doing anything!

Black Hole

Blah blah blah. You've betrayed my trust. You betrayed OUR trust.

Book

Hello, Death P.A.C.T. Again!

Fanny

(simultaneously) What do you want?

Black Hole

(simultaneously) What do you want?

Price Tag

Uh, we've got this glass panel. Do you have any use for this?

Marker

Oh, a glass panel? That's exactly what we need for the oven!

Black Hole

Yeah, we'll take it.

Bomby

Not for free! Give us something!

Fanny

I mean, we have Tree's dead body?

Book

We love dead bodies! This glass panel is yours!

Cake

I think we might've just traded down, but whatever. Teardrop awaits!

Marker

Wait, did we just get exactly what we needed solely because of the dead body?

Black Hole

We- uh-

Fanny

Pillow was right! The death made us win! We've won because we killed Tree!

Black Hole

Uh! *gulps* But-

Fanny

TWO! WE HAVE WHAT WE NEED FOR THE OVEN!
Two teleports to Death P.A.C.T. Again.

Two

Why didn't you say so? Seriously, why yell it? I can hear you either way. Whatever. Have you fixed the oven?

Fanny

We got this glass panel to fix the old one!

Two

Let's see if it fits!
Two uses their powers to enlarge the glass, making it fit perfectly.

Two

It's a perfect fit! Thanks for getting that, guys. You win immunity, and are the first team safe! I don't know if you have a new team strategy, but whatever it is, it's clearly working! Bye!
Two teleports away.

Black Hole

Grr! I hate the new strategy!

Fanny

*laughs*

Snare Drum

Ahh, fresh air, finally!

Bell

*yelps*

Robot Flower

What's going on here?

Snowball

We're trying to find materials to fix the roof right here, but accidentally let all these guys out of the hotel!

Robot Flower

Wow, good job, Snowball! You're so dumb!

Rubber Spatula

Oh, hello! I'm Rubber Spatu-
Robot Flower smashes Rubber Spatula into the floor.

Rubber Spatula

Help!

PDA

Hey! Stand back! Don't make us hurt you!
Robot Flower breaks PDA's screen. The debuters scream.

Snare Drum

Never mind! Leave us all alone! Just keep hurting Rubber Spatula!
Rubber Spatula groans on the floor. Robot Flower starts trampling all of the debuters.

Snowball

Uh, what is going on?

Basketball

I told you!

Donut

I still hate this!

Needle

It won't hurt a bit, Donut!

Barf Bag

Uh, I have a feeling it'll hurt quite a lot.

Needle

I know, but why tell him? Coiny, Pin, Gaty, release!
They do as told. Donut is crushed between the balance beam pieces, and his cherry filling sticks them together.

Two

Team8s, did you end up fixing the- hm. I dunno if this is a "fix", it's a little skewed right now.

Gaty

It's arguably a better balance beam, because now it's slopey.
Gaty tosses Two up onto the balance beam.

Gaty

Here, try it!

Two

D'ah! If I had all day to be on here, eventually I'd slide right off! This is a challenge! Team8s, you survive. Good job!
Cut to Teardrop. She brings the Dream Island gates to the surface. Just Not arrives.

Price Tag

Teardrop, are you in need of a tree?
Teardrop notices she could use Tree's body to plug the chasm. She tries to take Tree's body from Price Tag.

Nickel

Bark bark! No, no, no! You have to trade us for something first.

Teardrop

*points at Dream Island gates*

Price Tag

Now that's an upgrade, people! Thanks a bunch, TD!
Teardrop sticks Tree's body in the chasm, then uses the Zoomy Ramp of Yoyle Legend to allow herself to merge with a cloud. She rains over it, causing the tree to grow and the canal to fill up with water.

Two

Teardrop! This canal is now filled with water again, which means you are safe today! Congratulations! ...Why are you a cloud? Oh, missing Cloudy, are we? *sigh* Me too.

Bottle

Guys! I think I've solved our Moon problem once and for all!

Winner

Really? How?

Bottle

(runs over to "Moon Repair Kit") Look what I found!

Ice Cube

How convenient! It's perfect!

Yellow Face

I'll grab it, folks! Let's get out of here!
The S! cheers.

Golf Ball

Now just think of an explosive component we can add, and we should be good to go!

Puffball

Got it!
Puffball uses the Brain Wave to generate the broken rollercoaster track piece, with an explosive device attached to it. She flies it and Golf Ball over to Just Not.

Price Tag

Are You Okay, we hope you're okay, cause we got some golden arches to trade if you're keen.

Golf Ball

Well, all we have to trade with you is this random roller coaster part, but I don't know how fair of a trade that really is.

Price Tag

We'll take it! Enjoy the gates, you two!

Puffball

Speaking of us two, where is the rest of our team?

Tennis Ball

We're here! Hello! We were just getting some glue from Basketball's factory!

Golf Ball

Taking from Basketball? Looks like someone else has been reading TPOT Tips and Tricks! Anyway, we can combine that glue with the arches given to us from Just Not. Puffball, break the arches into individual pieces so we can glue them on.
Puffball breaks the gates with her teeth, and Tennis Ball glues the pieces onto the volcano. Two teleports to them.

Two

Looks like the volcano is all patched up! Congratulations, Are You Okay!

Eraser

Anyone else feel like they've seen those arches before?

Two

Strongest Team on Earth, are you ready to show me the roof yet?

Robot Flower

Yeah, your royalty. All done, for you! Gosh, where's our thank you already?

Two

Uh, what did you do to the hotel guests?

Robot Flower

I don't want to hear it! Just hurry up and tell us we won already!

Two

Yeah, you guys completed your goal, so your team is safe.

Robot Flower

Tell me something I don't know! Now get out of my face!
Two screams and teleports away.

Bomby

Something tells me this'll be fixed for years to come!
Golf Ball detonates the explosive device, destroying a larger part of the rollercoaster.

Two

So, have you guys repaired the roller... coaster...

Pillow

Hi guys, I'm back! Oh, the rollercoaster looks great guys, good job!

Two

Just Not, you've unfortunately failed this challenge, and are up for elimination.
Just Not gasps.

Nickel

OH, BICKEY-BEK-BREAFAST! NOOO!

Two

Onto The S! Will Just Not be the only team up for elimination, or will you join them? Show me the Moon!

Yellow Face

Check it out, Two! We found all this! Group effort! Yay!

Winner

You- you grabbed the scribble thing. Why did you grab this when we were obviously talking about the Moon Repair Kit?

Yellow Face

Misunderstandings! YAY!

Winner

Not "yay"! What does the scribble even do?

Two

Yeah, Yellow Face, what is this thing?

Yellow Face

Uhh...

Two

So you guys have nothing to show me?

Uhhhh

Uhh...

Two

Do you have anything to say other than "uhh"?

Thesey

Uhh...

Two

The S! loses again!

Yellow Face

NO!

Two

Viewers! Just Not and The S! are both up for elimination, but you only get one vote total! So vote for one of them to stay in the game! Make your one vote count!
Credits.

Stinger[]

Robot Flower

Hey Book! Don't you think I look beautiful?

Book

Oh! Uh, well-

Robot Flower

TOO LONG!
Robot Flower smashes Book into the dirt, then lights her on fire.

Robot Flower

Bye, Book! I'm not sad to see you go. Ha ha ha!

Basketball

I'll bring you back, Robot Flower. I'll bring you back.

Two

Alright Clock, try your luck.

Clock

Thank you!
Basketball observes Clock talking to Winner, with the latter running away shortly after.

Two

Didn't work out, huh?

Clock

No.

Two

Give it a go another day.

Clock

Thanks, Two.

Basketball

Huh.
Fade to black, then the words "April 2020" appearing. Liy is seen opening the door to the EXIT.

Stapy

Do we... do we leave?

FireyJrMad

Do we LEAVE?! OF COURSE WE LEAVE!!! YOU WANNA STAY IN HERE DOING ALGEBRA ALL DAY?!
An alarm sounds.

Match

I think if we're gonna like, go, we should like, go!
Four's hand reaches into the EXIT, and punches David into the opposite wall.

8-Ball

Four's back! LET'S GO!!
All of the eliminated contestants leave, except for David and Roboty, the former helping the latter to the door. However, Four grabs Roboty.

Liy

Roboty! No!

Pencil

Just leave him! He's dead weight!

David

Aw, seriously?

Roboty

--. .-. .-. (YOU WILL REGRET THIS.)
Liy closes the door to the EXIT, with everyone else in a hallway.

Dora

So, what now?

Bracelety

If only Ice Cube was here. She'd know exactly what to do right now!

Pencil

Oh really, tell me right now what you think she'd think we should do, huh?

Bracelety

Hmm. She'd think we should go (points to her right) this way!
Everyone goes to the right.

Pencil

Match, seriously?

Match

I mean, like, it's as good an idea as any.

Pencil

I guess that's true.
The EXITors walk down the hallway until they reach a ledge.

Match

What, like, is this place?
Cut to The Fourest.

Stapy

Maybe we shouldn't have followed what Ice Cube in Bracelety's idea said.

David

Aw, seriously?
Cut to black with the words "To be continued..."
Transcripts
BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4Well, Look Who It Is!PointyPointyPointy ♫Spore DayRespect to the WickedStart the ShiftAirplanes in the Night Sky🥚Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?Category OneI SAID CAREFUL!!!Seasonal ShiftThe Power of FourBottle For Dream IslandBFB 31Last One Standing

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers