The Tweested Temple/Transcript

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Leafy and Firey are rolling in Firey's unhinged Ferris wheel.

Oh my tree! It's Flower's Announcer Crusher!

Shot to Flower's Announcer Crusher

Oh no! I sure hope Flower turned off the voice-enabled pulverize command!

"Pulverize" echoes, causing the Announcer Crusher to turn on.

Announcer Crusher

Pulverize command detected.

The Announcer Crusher begins to crush, then stops. The Ferris wheel rolls on its pedestal, then crushes it rapidly.

...And that's why my prank could've been so perfect, Woody! It made everyone laugh, and, no one got hurt. Wouldn't you agree that's what all pranks should do, Woody?

*gulps*

Don't gulp, Woody. It makes you look suspicious.

It's Cake at Stake time!

Gelatin slaps Four.

It's "Brake at Flake".

Did I just get slapped by this wiry-looking, 2-pixel wide, snaps like a twig noodle arm? (Holds up Gelatin's arm, activating the intro)

Intro, with some cheering heard at the start.

All right, you final seven contestants! You know how it goes: whichever one of you got the fewest votes from viewers will be exterminated! Lollipop, Flower and Gelatin had immunity, so they're safe.

That's cool, but where's our prize for being safe? And why are you standing way up high, on Firey's Ferris wheel stand?

It's cause Firey's stand has this handy dispenser that I can use to dispense your prize, which is either water or lava.

Four pours water on Lollipop, Gelatin, and Flower.

Yay! So refreshing!

Ew! I'm ultra-soggy now!

Hm. The water didn't wash off the scribble on my face.

Next, Leafy is safe, with 13,243 votes.

The bucket alternates to lava and the lava burns a hole in the ground.

Hey Four, Leafy died.

Oh. Really?

Yeah. Right before Woody gulped. Seems kinda sus to me...

Okay, I'll bring Leafy back.

Four recovers Leafy.

Aaa!!

And Teardrop is also safe at 13,070 votes!

Oh my collagen! Congrats Teardrop!

Now its down to Firey and Woody, who's gonna leave the show?

Firey...

Ahhhhhh!

...is eliminated at 12,705 votes!

*sigh of relief*

Four uses the Ferris wheel to pour lava on Woody, killing him.

Firey's dead.

Oh right!

Four recovers Firey and begins to send him to the BRB.

Aaaaahh!

Wait!

Leafy grabs Firey.

Oh man, fireball! I’m so sad I caused you to not get the prize you desperately wanted, twice now.

Both in Episode 25 too.

Shush!

Oh, pssh, don't worry about that, I don't care about no island, or no BFB screen, I'm just glad we're on good terms again.

Really?

Yeah!

For sure?

Definitely.

Awesome! Wait-

What?

Gelatin! You're not supposed to be in this conversation!

Oh.

No, he can be in it.

Yay!

Oh no.

What?

My arm is getting tired!

Oof.

Leafy lets go of Firey.

Bye Firey!

Bye Leafy!

Fade to black. Cut to Flower walking along the steps of the temple.

I wonder where the new stairs lead?

Use your eyes, Flower! They lead into the archaic temple!

Oh, right.

How did you not notice that, Flower?

Anyway, a quiet whisper has spoken in my ear that... wait, what did you say?

There are 6 totems inside the archaic temple. 2 are harmless, but 4 are cursed!

Yeah, that. That's what a quiet whisper told me.

Also, did you just say that Four is cursed?

Well, I sure ain't saying you blessed.

Time to despawn you!

Four despawns X offscreen.

Anyway, each of you must go into the temple, find one totem, and return it to me. If it's cursed, you'll be up for elimination! Go!

The contestants enter the temple.

Oh my gumdrop, it's so spacious in here! And... moist.

Moist? Meaning this temple might be soaked with- vomit?

What? Eww! No! How could you-

Looks like my vomit-repelling sweater will come in handy! Anyone else want to buy one?

Everyone else

No!

Aw, fine.

Purple Face suddenly appears. Everybody screams.

I'll be your tour guide for this temple!

Everyone

Oh.

Pff. How can you claim to be an expert of this temple if you've been locked in a box for 8 years?

Our purple allegiance is over!

Didn't know we even had one.

Okay, follow me into the side room! Welcome to this room. It's called the- duh, "Rectangley... Brownish- Room"!

Yeah. I'm not putting up with that drivel for another minute. (picks up Gelatin) I'll take my alliance sidekick thingy with me, too.

Ooh, so we're going rogue?

I suppose.

This sounds awesome! But first, let me add Teardrop to our squad, (brings Teardrop over) cause she's a homie.

I do appreciate those who walk the walk instead of talking the talk.

So yes, this temple was built in the year 2,763. Hm-hm. *gasp* Wha? I just lost half of my clientele? *cries* What?

A totem emerges from the floor.

Oh my gardener, that's a totem!

The totem rolls away as Flower tries to grab it.

Huh? Come here!

The totem rolls towards Flower and hits her leg, before rolling away again.

Hey!

Flower tries to grab the totem again, but to no prevail.

Stop tumbling away from me! Grr!

-It's so sad! *cries* Shall we continue the tour?

Uh, sure. Alright.

Okay! Right this way, then. Feast your eyes! Now we are entering room number three, which experts have named the... uh, "Slightly Smaller Rectangly Brownish Room"? Oh! And it looks like lots of vines grow here! Oh! Pretty! Ohh!

Cut to Flower still chasing the cursed totem.

Gelatin eventually catches the totem.

Snatch!

Aah!

Ha! The totem's mine now!

Gelatin zooms down the stairs and gives the totem to Four.

Huh?

Here's my totally-not-cursed totem, Four!

That totem is obviously filled with VOMIT!

Which means, Gelatin, not only are you cursed with evil spirits for a thousand years,

YOU ARE ALSO UP FOR ELIMINATION!!!!!

Cut to Purple Face.

Okay, that's the end of my tour! Thanks for listening.

But, Purply Head-

What?

You only showed us 3 rooms.

So?

Leafy pulls out a map of the temple.

That's only 1% of the temple, according to my map.

Purple Face gets angrier and angrier.

Why don't you just (takes out totems) take these totems as a 'thank you for coming' and get out of the temple?!

Purple Face kicks Leafy and Woody out of the temple.

Both land in front of Four with the totems.

OMG, it's my friendos Leafy and Woody! Nice totems!

Four takes one of the totems.

Wait. Did those come from Purple Face?

(nods)

Wince!

Purple Face is the most cursed creature on the planet! YOU TWO ARE DEFINITELY UP FOR ELIMINATION!

So, Water Droplet, Gelatin tells me you're quite an awesome 'go with the flow' kind of person.

(nods)

We should use osmosis to absorb you into our alliance.

Teardrop facepalms, then gives a thumbs up.

Oh great, a dumb old shrine. These things bore me.

Teardrop shakes her head, then points at the symbol of the shrine, the yin-yang.

Oh. I think that symbol means, one of these totems is blessed, and, the other one is cursed?

Teardrop shakes her head again, then gets out a computer and a machine, starts the machine, waits for it to finish scanning the totems, and then types on the computer.

Woah, Teardrop. Are you trying to figure out which one is blessed?

(nods)

Maybe we shouldn't.

Teardrop is confused by this.

Even if you do figure out which is which, then what? How do we decide which one of us deserves the good totem, and who deserves the bad one?

(thinks)

You are doing your analysis work quite swimmingly, and that's great, but, if we know which is which, deciding who gets the cursed totem could tear our new alliance apart, you know?

Teardrop agrees, puts on a blindfold, and gives one to Lollipop.

Yes, yes. (puts on blindfold) Let's pick the totems randomly.

Fate, only you can determine our destinies.

Lollipop struggles to get her totem, but eventually does.

Got mine!

Lollipop and Teardrop tumble down the temple stairs.

Wow. What a graceful entry. Anyway, Teardrop, you got the blessed totem, and Lollipop, you got the cursed totem.

(muffled) Whatever. It was what fate decreed.

Wa wa?

Huh, what's that?

Wa wa!

Woody wants to know who's still left in the temple.

It's that monstrosity who wears those ugly sweaters.

Clips of Flower dancing to funky music inside the temple are shown. Days and nights pass, and she's still in the temple.

Where's Flower? What's taking her so long, I wanna go home already!

Flower finally comes back to Four, but instead of a totem, she holds a rock.

(panting) Here is my... totem.

Flower hands over her 'totem' to Four.

Four, it took me FOREVER to find it! (panting)

Flower, please, this is a rock.

So?

This rock is identical to the hundreds of rocks surrounding the entrance.

Er... so?

How did that take you 73 days to find?!

Ahh...

Well, this rock is technically not cursed, so you're safe!

Oh, really? Hooray!

Credits.

Flower may be safe, but these guys are at your mercy. You watching this video, vote who should stay by typing their letter between square brackets and posting it as a comment. My name is Michael, and thank you so much for subscribing. I've got some awesome news, right now as I'm filming this, I've just finished the last chapter of Object Animator's Toolbox. If you've wanted to make your own object show and level up in Adobe Animate, check out the link in the description. It's over 90 minutes of densely animated material, and soon there'll be even more. Thank you so much for watching, take it easy, and see you in BFB 26.

Stinger.

Hello? Why are there no more customers for my temple tour? Awww....

Purple Face pulls out a tablet.

I guess I need to start advertising more.

Cut to Big Rotating Building.

Balloony, Spongy, Ruby, Taco, Bubble, Blocky, and Firey

(screaming)