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Black Hole is seen near the tower's entrance. Fanny kicks open the door and walks out.

Black Hole

How is everything in there?

Fanny

I HATE everything in there!

Black Hole

Mmkay, but...how is it GOING?
Cut to the inside, where Tree, Marker, Lightning, Pie, and Robot Flower are seen with a pile and an abacus.

Lightning

Maybe we haven't asked her NICELY enough.

Tree

Lightning, please, stop-

Pie

Yeah, that's probably what it is.

Tree

Ughhh…

Pie

Let me try again. Hello Robot Flower, my team and I would like to purchase a battery from your lovely shop! May we purchase a battery please?

Robot Flower

OF COURSE!
Robot Flower takes out the Obliterator Gun from behind the counter.

Robot Flower

Here's your battery!
Pie throws it in the pile.

Lightning

Mmm... Maybe we haven't asked her rudely enough?

Tree

WHY ARE WE STILL DOING THIS? Robot Flower hasn't gave us a single battery, no matter what we try! Seriously, we've asked her for a battery two-thousand, seven-hundred... times, give-or-take. *sigh* She... didn't give us this abacus until a little while in.

Cloudy

Hey there! I like your pile of- items!

Tree

Look, why don't we ask Cloudy? Cloudy has tons of stuff! He definitely has a battery we can use.

Cloudy

(nervously) I don't have any batteries!

Tree

Wait a second, you have OUR battery, don't you Cloudy!

Cloudy

I don't know what you're talking about!

Tree

Oh, come on! We left a battery on the ground, and it went missing! Where else do things go when they're missing?

Cloudy

Maybe it, um, uh, flew away! C-ca- cause it doesn't like you!

Lightning

How about this, Cloudy: you can have this whole pile of items, every item we have-

Marker

Wait! Even my new paperclip?

Lightning

*rolls eyes* -except for Marker's paperclip, all in exchange for that battery.
*Cloudy chews thought bubble*

Lightning

Deal?

Cloudy

*sigh* Deal.

Black Hole

So... the battery?

Pie

Cloudy's getting it.

Black Hole

Oh, does Cloudy work for Robot Flower?

Pie

No! He's just getting it.

Black Hole

Uhh... okay?
*Cloudy arrives with a battery*

Marker

Wooow!

Tree

Thanks, Cloudy!

Lightning

Yeah, thanks!
*Cloudy spits his battery before talking*

Cloudy

You're welcome!
The battery falls into Black Hole.

Cloudy

...I still get all your items.

Two

Howdy, Death P.A.C.T. Again! Are- hey, you guys look kinda tense. How about a little, mmm, Cake at Stake to lighten the mood?

Fanny

I HATE CAKE!
*First version of Cake at Stake song plays*

Fries

Hey, Two! Aren't we ever going to get a new Cake at Stake song?

TV

*nods*

Two

That would be cool. *blink* Anyways, last episode, Death P.A.C.T. Again made a grievous error, so they were put up for elimination.

Lightning

*scoff* An error?

Two

Yeah! Losing!
*laugh track*

Two

Anyway, the voters have voted, and now we'll find out which of you will be the first to leave The Power of Two! We got 59,817 votes. That's the most ever!

Golf Ball

Actually, BFB has received more votes than that.

Two

Oh.

Golf Ball

In episodes 29 and 30.

Two

I see. Well, then... we got a regular cake this time!

Lightning

Yes! Regular cake! My favorite!

Two

If I give you cake, you're safe. But if not, well, you'll be the first one out of the game, I'm afraid. Let's begin! Black Hole, you got the most votes, at 14,403. Congratulations!

Black Hole

Wait, I'm eliminated? Just like that? Where's the suspense?

Two

They voted to SAVE you, Black Hole! That means you're safe!

Black Hole

Oh, okay.

Gaty

What? Since when was it like that?

Two

Uh, you know, since last episode? Can I continue, please?

Gaty

Oh. Sorry.

Two

Hey, no worries! Now let's see... (long pause) What was I gonna say?

Gaty

The next person safe?

Two

Yes! Thank you! Remote is the next one safe, at 13,700 votes.
*Two throws a piece of cake, and it lands on Remote's back*

Two

Heh, nice catch!

Remote

...

Two

...Okay, moving on. Lightning got 7,814 votes, so he's safe!

Lightning

This has been a great day.

Two

Tree is also safe, with 6,937 votes.

Tree

(to Lightning) Want mine?

Lightning

Tree, this is a special dessert for special occasions. I won't take more than I earned.

Tree

Okay!

Two

Next is Fanny, with 6,733 votes.

Fanny

I HATE CAKE!

Cake

*whimpers*

Price Tag

Don't worry Cake, she just meant the food.

Cake

Ugh, I know.
Fanny's cake slice falls off the edge of the building and onto Needle, removing her photorealism.

Needle

Wha?

Two

It's down to Marker and Pie, the final two!

Marker

Noooooooo!

Pie

Oh, well.

Marker

Aw, it's no fun if you aren't scared with me!

Pie

Sounds like a "you" problem.

Two

Hush now, it's time to see the results!
Marker has 6,095 votes, Pie has 4,135 and will be eliminated

Two

Congratulations, Marker! You're the last one safe!

Marker

*sniff, sniff* Hmm. Smells clean.

Pie

Welp.
Long pause.

Tree

*clears throat*

Two

So, are you ready to go?

Pie

I was just waiting on you.

Two

Well, alrighty then! Let me just, uh, mmmm, here! Watch closely!
Two eliminates Pie, making it disappear by squishing her in between their hands.

Two

Ta-da!
*spectators gasp*

Marker

Woah. That's crazy.

Two

With Pie gone, we're down to the final 41, and-

Profily

Uh, hello? Don't you mean final 42?

Two

I don't think so. Let's see: one, two, three-

Profily

Well- *sigh* Sorry Teardrop. Looks like Two doesn't want you to join their show.

Teardrop

(frowns)

Two

*gasp* Wait, someone wants to join? I'll gladly let you join if you want, Teardrop. Come on down!

Fanny

WHAT?!?!?! WE'RE LETTING MORE PEOPLE ONTO THE SHOW? How will TPOT ever end if THIS is allowed? I hate this idea!

Two

Uh, that's a good point. I suppose I'll have to take it back!

Profily

Ey! Ey, ey, ey, ey, ey! That's no fair! You already said Teardrop could join, and she was so happy!

Two

Hmm... you're right. Okay TD, I'll make an exception for you.

Fanny

Grr!

Tree

In that case, which team will Teardrop be joining, then?

Two

Hmm...

Golf Ball

Well, she shouldn't join one of the full teams, because an eighth member would give them an unfair advantage.

Two

That's true.

Golf Ball

But she shouldn't join Death P.A.C.T. Again either, because that would negate their penalty for losing last episode's challenge!

Lightning

Aww!

Profily

So what's left?

Golf Ball

Personally, I think Teardrop should be on her own team, all by herself, as punishment for joining late.

Teardrop

(slaps Golf Ball)

Two

Well, I can't argue with that! You'll have to be our seventh team, Teardrop!
Teardrop shrugs, then the team name "Tear Drop" appears.

Two

So now, the teams are Are You Okay, Just Not, The S!, Team8s, Death P.A.C.T. Again, The Strongest Team on Earth, and Tear Drop. Now these seven teams will be competing for the grand prize: the power of-

Two

(notices Tree and Cloudy walking away) Hey, where are you going?

Tree

What? You're just starting the intro, right?

Cloudy

Yeah! We have something to do right now.

Two

Well, I suppose that's fine, but-

Gaty

Hey, yeah. The intro is, like, our last little bit of free time. After that, there's the contest.

Basketball

Oh shoot! You're right! I'd better take advantage of this!

Nickel

Yeah, I mean If there's time to spare, then-

Price Tag

I'm going to the elevator.

Marker

Would you look at that! It's gamer o'-clock!

Two

Hey, hold on a minute! Don't you guys wanna see the- hey, come on! Wait! WAAAAAAAAIIIIITTT!
The intro plays.

Profily

Hm. I wasn't in that. Should I go now?

Two

If you want to.
A helicopter ladder descends.

Profily

Heh, well, there's my ride!

Two

Oh.

Profily

Toodles! Haha, get it? Because you are a number two and well, that's the phrase that people say-

Cloudy

(to Tree) So, about my items.

Tree

Oh, uh, yeah. They're all right here.

Cloudy

Cool.
Cloudy carries the bag of items away, with a disintegration gun falling out of the bag. It shoots and kills Eraser.

Pen

Oh no! Eraser's dead! Two! You gotta recover Eraser!

Two

Oh! What a coincidence. I'm expecting a very special delivery today, and from the looks of it, it'll be here in about-
Two's package arrives and crushes Pen when it lands.

Two

Whoops!
The package opens, revealing a recovery center inside. Two recovers Pen.

Two

Sorry about that, buddy! But look, here it is! A recovery center!

Tree

Hey, excuse me, may I use this? Thank you.
Tree recovers Bottle.

Bottle

Yay!
Pen whimpers, then recovers Eraser.

Eraser

Yay. So, what's the second contest?

Two

Great question! The second contest is to use these blocks- (spawns blocks) -to build the tallest stack possible. When time is up, whoever has the shortest stack of blocks loses! Go!
Two sets a timer for 25 minutes, and the teams (except Gaty) go to their respective pedestals.

Gaty

You know, whenever I see twenty-five minutes, I think, "why not thirty minutes"? You know what I mean?

Two

Now that you mention it, it does feel a little weird. I wonder why.

Gaty

Well, I have a couple theories, actually. Like, for instance, uh, you know, I mean the most basic reason why-

Robot Flower

This challenge is great! I love squares.

Basketball

What about circles?

Robot Flower

Ehh...

Tennis Ball

Oh! What do you think of triangles, Robot Flower?

Robot Flower

Well, uh, I guess-

Bell

How about hexagons?

Robot Flower

I mean, I don't really-

Grassy

What about Grassy?

Golf Ball

TB! Why are you distracted? The challenge has already started!

Tennis Ball

Oh, come on, GB! I just wanted to talk about shapes.

Basketball

Heh. Yeah. Imagine not caring about shapes.

Golf Ball

What- hey! I do care about shapes! Tell her, Tennis Ball! TELL HER!

Tree

Well, there's only one way to stack things, right? I think we know what to do.

Lightning

Yeah! And I'll make sure I remember to fly when the stack starts to get tall.

Black Hole

Okay! And I'll... wait a minute, what CAN I do?

Marker

You suck! Don't you?

Black Hole

Excuse me?

Fanny

He means you could use your suction ability to HELP US! Also, I can't do anything either.

Black Hole

I don't know if that's such a good idea, cause, like- just watch.
Black Hole accidentally begins to suck up all of Death P.A.C.T. Again's blocks. He tries to evade them, but as soon as the last block falls into his void, he is left shocked. He stutters.

Black Hole

Okay. I wanna make it absolutely clear: I did not intentionally suck up all of our blocks just to prove a point, okay? That was supposed to-

Tree

Well, we need to get more blocks.

Lightning

But how will we do that?

Tree

Hmm. I think we should steal.

Marker

Very sneaky!

Fanny

YES!

Lightning

Ooh!

Golf Ball

I like shapes! I do! I like circles- they're my favorite. I love to draw them! I-

Puffball

I like cubes!

Golf Ball

Puffball, we are discussing two-dimensional shapes here.

Tennis Ball

Well, I like hypercubes!

Golf Ball

Wait a minute- what are you guys doing? This stack has no structural integrity!

Eraser

So what? There's only one way to stack things, GB.

Pen

Yeah! If you're so good at stacking, why don't you help us, then?

Golf Ball

Oh, I'll help alright! TV! Calculate a sufficiently stable stacking structure!
TV displays a structure with 99% stability.

Golf Ball

Hmm. Make it more stable.
TV displays a structure of randomly-placed blocks.

Eraser

This is boring. I'm gonna go knock someone's stack over.

Pen

What? Uh, Eraser? I don't know if that's allowed.

Eraser

What are they gonna do about it?

Pen

Well, you know! They could- uh- uh, they might... huh.

Barf Bag

Man, what a challenge, huh? I mean, there's really only one way to stack things, you know?

Donut

I don't know, Barf Bag. There could be more!

Coiny

Guys! I just thought of a new way to stack things!

Needle

We've already started!

Coiny

Hey, I didn't say we have to start over. I-I'll- let me show you what I mean. Here, everyone stand back. A-thank you. So first, I gotta do this-
Coiny lifts the block stack over his head, then falls over.

Coiny

Oops. I guess we are starting over.

Barf Bag

Just tell us your idea!

Coiny

Alright, fine. I think we should stick the blocks together…

Coiny

…WITH GLUE!

Barf Bag

Woah. That could work!

Pin

Hold it right there! I leave for five seconds to look at this funny plant-

Saw

*sniffs plant*

Pin

-and you've decided to start CHEATING?

Coiny

Cheating? Two didn't say glue was off-limits, did they?

Pin

(begrudgingly stares)

Coiny

And besides, since when did you care if we cheated? You just like to win!

Pin

Excuse me?

Coiny

Well, it's true, right? And it's so cool. Look, you can't just act like BFDIA didn't happen.

Pin

Actually, I can! Because it sucked! There. I'll just say it: I don't know why you keep pretending it was fun.

Coiny

...Pretending?

Pin

Let's talk later. I'm going to ask Two if this is allowed.

Coiny

Wha, snitching? What have you become?
Eraser knocks over the Team8s stack. Barf Bag relifts it.

Eraser

Okay. I guess I'll have to try a different team, then.

Gaty

So basically, it's got something to do with numbers.

Two

You mean, like me?

Gaty

No, uh, like, the symbols. You know, the ones that aren't alive.

Two

Wow, I guess it's really inconvenient that I'm also called that. Like, imagine if they were called "girls".

Gaty

Wow, yeah.
Cut to The S! stacking.

Clock

You're so great at throwing, Winner!

Winner

Uh, thanks. It's kind of all I can do for us right now.

Clock

So true.

Winner

*inhale* Eeyeah. Anyway, you should probably be helping the team right now.

Clock

Oh! Yeah. Yeah. You're so right. I'm so sorry. I'll uh- I'll go do something.

Rocky

Bulleh! (regurgitates a block)

Clock

Oh! Wow, uh, cool block, Rocky. We don't really need any more blocks, though.

Fanny

Haha! But we do!
Fanny throws Rocky to Marker. Rocky begins regurgitating several blocks.

Ice Cube

STOP RIGHT THERE!!!

Marker

(tripping) Woah! Bleh!!
Ice Cube falls off a cliff and shatters.

Yellow Face

Hey! Stop stealing our Rocky!

Marker

Well, Clock said your team doesn't need his blocks.

Rocky

Mm-hmm!

Yellow Face

But he's our teammate!

Fanny

You clearly didn't appreciate him enough!

Yellow Face

Huh? (cries a single tear)

Book

Oops! Hah! Sorry about-

Bomby

I'm stacking! I know what I'm DOING!

Book

Okay-

Bomby

OKAAAAAY?

Book

Okay! Uh, Pillow, where are you going?

Pillow

I don't usually know.

Book

Wh- what does that mean? Pillow? Aw, is this something I'll have to get used to?

Tree

Yeah, pretty much.

Book

Woah! (falls over and causes the block stack to collapse)

Price Tag

Hold it right there, Tree!

Nickel

You're being awfully suspicious!

Cake

Are you trying to mess with our stack?

Price Tag

Someone's gotta defend it! Let's go!

Cake

Right!
Cake, Nickel, and Price Tag notice that the stack has collapsed.

Cake

*gasp* How did you do that?

Tree

*sigh* Look, that has nothing to do with me. I'm just stealing these blocks from you, okay?

Cake

Oh. Okay! Wait a minute- YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT, EITHER!

Tree

I guess you're right. (runs off with some blocks)

Nickel

Glad we took care of that.

Price Tag

We may not be so lucky next time. We better defend this stack if we know what's good for us.

Cake

(simultaneous) Okay!

Nickel

(simultaneous) Sounds good!

Price Tag

Alright, good luck with that, guys. Be back later!

Cake

Hey, where are you goingguhh?

Price Tag

Hey there, Pillow! What are you doing over here?

Pillow

Oh, just whatever I want!

Price Tag

Ah, nice. I like that. Do you think I could uh, "tag" along? Heh heh.

Pillow

Sure!

Price Tag

Cool! Uh, did you get the joke there?

Pillow

Yes!
Cut to The Strongest Team on Earth stacking. Grassy, riding on Bell, aligns the blocks Snowball is stacking.

Basketball

Alright! Looking good up there, guys!

Snowball

Of course!

Grassy

Yay!

Bell

Thank you!

Eggy

I wish Basketball would give us something to do.

Foldy

Eh. I guess I'm kind of bored, but it's not like I'd rather do work.

Eggy

That's weird.

Snowball

I need more blocks!

Bell

Eegh! Hey, Flower robot, could you hand us some more blocks? I don't feel like swinging over there.

Robot Flower

Of course! (runs off in the opposite direction)

Bell

Wait, what?

Basketball

Robot Flower? Where are you going?

Robot Flower

(returns with a pile of batteries) Here's your blocks!

Bell

Um...

Basketball

No Robot Flower, Bell told you to get these. You were supposed to give Bell some of these blocks.

Robot Flower

Uh, yeah, Basketball. I know that.

Basketball

Okay? That's good. So, can you do that? Can you give Bell some blocks please?

Robot Flower

Of course! (runs off in the opposite direction)

Basketball

Wh- what is causing this?

Robot Flower

(returns with another pile of batteries) Here's your blocks!

Bell

What's going on?

Basketball

Oh, gosh. Okay. I really need to figure out what's happening to you.

Robot Flower

What? Basketball, I feel fine!

Basketball

Eggy, keep an eye on everyone while I'm gone, okay?

Eggy

Wait, what? You're putting me in charge? Of everyone? Aw, quiche. Well, I could at least try.
Eraser knocks over the team's tower.

Bell

ERASER! You can't just knock our stack over like that!

Eraser

What are you gonna do about it?

Bell

I'm...

Bell

I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

Eraser

You can't kill me.

Bell

Well- well, SNOWBALL'S GONNA KILL YOU! Snowball, kill him!

Snowball

MMMMM!

Eggy

Guys, just start building again! I can take care of Eraser.

Eraser

What are you gonna do?

Eggy

Uh...
Eraser knocks over the team's tower again.

Bell

SNOWBALL, KILL HIM!

Snowball

Mmmm!

Lightning

Hey, where did they get all these batteries?

Black Hole

Woah! Forget the blocks, we need some of these!

Lightning

Oh yeah. That's true.
Eraser knocks over the team's tower a third time.

Bell

SOMEBODY MAKE HIM DIE!!!

Black Hole

Alright everyone, welcome back.

Tree

Wait, why doesn't anyone have-

Marker

Guess what we got!

Rocky

(regurgitates a block)

Fanny

He can do that for ever!

Fanny

Probably.

Lightning

Sounds useful.

Black Hole

Okay, but check out what we got... ahem!

Lightning

Oh! We found batteries for Remote!

Fanny

Awesome!

Tree

And I got blocks! No need to thank me, really. But you can still thank me anyway. Guys?
Fanny puts a battery into Remote, reviving her.

Remote

I'm recharged! Did we win the challenge?

Lightning

Oh, um, we don't know. There's still like, thirteen minutes left.

Remote

Wait! Where did that come from? What are we doing? ...Where is Pie?

Fanny

We lost the first challenge, and Pie got eliminated! It's episode two now!

Remote

Okay, okay. Cool it.

Fanny

(turns on)

Remote

Anyway, I'm sorry I wasn't able to prevent this tragedy.

Tree

In the end, you did your best, and we appreciate your-

Remote

OHMIGOSH THAT'S SO MANY BATTERIES! Cannonball! ...What is this?
Remote notices something in the battery pile. She reaches in, and pulls Naily out, who has stabbed a battery. It is leaking acid.

Naily

Looks like we had the same idea.

Lightning

Naily, how long were you in there?

Naily

Hmm, I'm not sure. Long enough for it to start burning, apparently.

Remote

What? What does that mean?
Remote, Naily and the battery pile dissolve in the battery acid screaming. Marker is devastated at the double-death.

Marker

Oh no! Death!

Two

Do you see how unfair that is?

Gaty

(sips hot chocolate) Run it by me again.

Two

Okay, so, I like being green.

Gaty

Uh-huh. And I like being periwinkle.

Two

And I like being a number.

Gaty

Uh-huh. Yeah. And I like being a girl. Wait, sorry. Uh, can you start over?

Two

Ugh. I'm trying to say that I don't know what I REALLY want to be- besides green. And a number. Those are the things I want to be.

Gaty

Hmm. Well, you're a two.

Two

Okay, that's one other thing, but that's still just three things. Anything else is just something I was told to be. Something someone else wanted. Like really, why should I do math? I don't like math. I hate math! What's in it for me? What do I get from math? Ugh. Sorry Gaty, I got a little carried away.

Gaty

No no, I totally get it, actually. When I like being something, it's because I got to decide it for myself, like my periwinkality, and my girlness.

Two

Yeah, exactly! Exactly like that! What do I have that's like that? Well, I did decide to be a host all on my own, but- hey yeah! I guess I did! (notices Pin) Guh! Pin! How long have you been standing there?

Pin

Oh. I wasn't listening. I just wanted to tell you that my team is using glue to keep our stack together!

Two

Oh, that's neat!

Gaty

We're doing WHAT?

Pin

Yeah! It's messed up, right?

Gaty

It's so messed up!

Two

Woah, hold on! I recently found out you guys don't really have skin the same as I do, so everything bad about glue has been entirely negated to me. Can you explain the problem?

Pin

Well, it's giving us an unfair advantage!

Gaty

Yeah, and I'm pretty sure any other team would consider it, like, cheating.

Pin

(simultaneous) Cheating!

Gaty

Yeah. Yeah!

Two

Wait a second, why are you arguing against your own team in the first place?

Gaty

Huh. I don't know. I guess I'll stop, then.

Pin

I'm doing it because I know it's wrong, and I care about our team's integrity!

Gaty

Oh, that's a good point.

Pin

So, will you come help me stop us?

Gaty

Definitely. I won't let us get away with this. Talk to you later, Two!

Two

Bye!

Nickel

Wow. Pillow, Taggy, and Naily have been gone for a long time. Just sayin'.

Book

Oh, don't be like that, Nickel. I'm sure they have their reasons.

Nickel

How do you know? Did they tell you?

Book

Um, no, but there's no way they all have no reasons. You know?

Nickel

Pillow didn't seem to have a reason.

Cake

Price Tag didn't have a reason, either. They just got up and left!

Nickel

And Naily was never even here to begin with.

Book

Well, we don't have all the information. They could be stuck in some kind of ball!

Nickel

...Ball?

Book

Usually, when I don't know where someone is, they're in some kind of ball. Typically a colorful and sugary one. (gets hit by falling block) Ow!

Bomby

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?! (throws banana)

Eraser

Ha! You missed!
Bomby, filled with rage, slowly turns to Eraser. He then lunges at him, kicking him away.

Bomby

Yah! (kicks Eraser away, and he lands next to Winner)

Winner

Ew. An eraser. (throws Eraser away) Hey, I haven't seen Icy in a while. I'm gonna go check if she died.

Clock

Bye!

Yellow Face

Have fun!
Eraser crashes into and knocks over the Team8s block stack.

Eraser

Hey, I tried this one already!

Coiny

Eraser, what was that for?

Eraser

What are you gonna do about it?

Gaty

Team8s! Stop! We're not gonna let you- oh wow. Hold on. Pin, I didn't know our stack was this tall. Are we really gonna scrap the whole thing just 'cause there's glue in it?

Barf Bag

What? No! Look guys, I know this method is a little dubious, but, I mean, you didn't bring Two with you, so clearly they don't think we're cheating, right?

Gaty

Yeah, that's true. I'm sorry Pin, but I just don't see the problem anymore. If it's not against the rules, I feel pretty okay with it.

Coiny

Hey. Are you ready to join us again?

Pin

*sigh* Yeah. I guess so.
The Team8s cheer. Needle then sticks another block to the top of the stack.

Coiny

Needle, we don't need to stack anymore. We're already gonna win.

Needle

But the ramp is fun!
Cut to Teardrop stacking. Eraser knocks her tower down.

Eraser

What are you gonna do ab-
Teardrop vaporizes Eraser with the disintegration gun. Cut to Death P.A.C.T. Again recovering Remote.

Remote

Ha ha! Yes! I am back!
Rocky vomits acid onto Remote, dissolving her.

Black Hole

Oh. Right. That's acid, too.
Remote is recovered again.

Remote

Ha ha! Yes! I am back! Again.
Rocky attempts to vomit, but Marker covers his mouth.

Marker

Rocky, I'm sorry, but if you're gonna keep barfing acid, you can't be with our team anymore. (puts Rocky down)

Winner

Oh, hi Rocky!
Rocky vomits acid below the recovery center exit.

Winner

Ah- nice to see you, too? Okay, now I'll just- (scats along to their typing)
Ice Cube is recovered and immediately falls into the acid puddle.

Winner

Oh no! Ice Cube's dead! Let's try again.
Ice Cube is recovered again and immediately falls into the acid puddle.

Winner

Rocky, your acid keeps killing her. We need to neutralize it or nobody will be able to use the recovery center anymore!

Winner

Hmmmmm.
Ice Cube is repeatedly recovered again to neutralize the acid puddle's pH. Cut to Pillow and Price Tag throwing things into the battery acid puddle. Pillow dangles Price Tag over it.

Price Tag

Eh! Pillow, what are you doing?

Pillow

Oh, I was gonna try putting you in this time.

Price Tag

Are- are you serious?? I'll die!

Pillow

That's fine.

Price Tag

Wait, no!
Pillow kills Price Tag offscreen.

Black Hole

You've got to be kidding me. Pillow!

Lightning

Don't kill people with our acid!

Pillow

Why? Did you need it for something?

Marker

Wait a minute. Pillow used to be on Death P.A.C.T., right?

Lightning

*gasp*

Black Hole

Yeah, but- you know. She was always like this. We were just hoping she would stop.

Tree

You kept that optimism the whole time?

Remote

I like to think all my friends are pure of heart deep down.

Pillow

Pillows don't have hearts. And, I'm not your friend. (Throws Drilly into the acid)

Drilly

NAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Black Hole

Can you please go do something else?

Pillow

Hmph! How rude! (walks away)

Lightning

Someone should follow her! She might kill more people!

Remote

I will!

Tree

Good thinking, Remote.

Lightning

But I was the one who-

Tree

As for the rest of us, let's go steal more blocks.

Lightning

Okay.

Black Hole

Wait. Why?

Tree

Uh... you know, because we don't have very many?

Black Hole

I think we have enough. We don't need to be the tallest. We just need to make sure we're not the shortest.

Tree

Mm, that's an efficient way of looking at it.

Black Hole

Yeah, it's the- normal way of looking at it, because- it's a- fact.

Fanny

Hey! If we're not making our stack taller, we should go make the other stacks shorter!

Black Hole

Hm. Good idea.

Lightning

Oh, and since you love sucking up blocks, you'll actually be good for something!

Black Hole

Ha. Ha ha. Ha! Let's go.

Lightning

What? Did I say something funny?

Black Hole

No!

Tree

Wait, who's going to actually build the- aww! Looks like it's just you and me, Marker.

Marker

Do I have to?

Tree

Yes.

Marker

Awwwww!

Eggy

Guys! I think one of us should go ruin the other teams' stacks.

Foldy

What, like Eraser?

Snowball

I hear you loud and clear. I'll go!

Eggy

Bell! Go find a team with a tall stack and swing into it to knock it over.

Snowball

Come on!

Bell

Alright. If you say so!

Golf Ball

Come on! More stable!

TV

Coiny

Hey,

Grassy

stability

Snowball

isn't

Golf Ball

the only

Coiny

thing

Golf Ball

that matters,

Tennis Ball

y'know.

Golf Ball

Well, it matters to me!

Puffball

Oh yeah? Then why don't you just glue the blocks together?

TV

*gasp*

Firey Speaker Box

Puffball! That would be

Announcer

cheating!

Golf Ball

Well, that's a shame. It would've been a great idea.

Fries

(to Black Hole) Hey! What do you think you're doing?

Black Hole

Just doing what I love, apparently.

Lightning

Go, Black Hole, go!

Fanny

Yes! I hate this stack!

TV

Coiny

Oh no!

Tennis Ball

How do we get him to stop?

Fries

I don't know!

Pen

I got this! (jumps onto and begins climbing the stack)

Fries

Pen, are you crazy?

Pen

Oh no! If Black Hole doesn't stop, I'm gonna die! He would be causing my death!

Black Hole

Eh- YOU. I can't believe you. Death is just some kind of game to you, isn't it? Well, you know what? I don't need to kill you for you to be dead to me. (runs off)

Fanny

I hate you!

Pen

Well, I did it!

Tennis Ball

Great job!

Bell

Whee! (crashes into The S!'s stack)

Bottle

Wuh oh! (falls and shatters)

Yellow Face

YAAAAY!

Clock

Yellow Face, this isn't good!

Yellow Face

Awww.

Clock

Hi, Winner!

Winner

Hey guys! I found Rocky while I was recovering Icy, so-

Cloudy

Winner! Bottle is dead! You gotta recover Bottle.

Winner

Oh. *sigh* Guess I'm doing that, then.

Clock

Hey, you could've let them stay a little longer.

Bell

Okay, who else is there? (notices Team8s stack) Aha! Their stack is huge!

Gaty

Oh no, they, like, hate math actually.

Bell

Whee! (gets string tangled around the stack) Guh! Ugh! Get me off this thing!

Coiny

Ha! Bet you'd thought you could-

Barf Bag

HEY! GET OFF OUR STACK IDIOT!

Bell

I'M TRYING!
Cut to Teardrop stacking, then pan to Death P.A.C.T. Again.

Tree

Black Hole was right. We definitely aren't the shortest.
Teardrop, angered, shoots and disintegrates one of Death P.A.C.T. Again's blocks. The tower begins to fall in slow motion.

Marker

(slow-mo) I got it!
Marker tries to prevent the stack from collapsing by using an uncurled paper clip. This fails, and the paper clip gets launched away.

Marker

Oh well!

Tree

Who could've done this? (sees Teardrop waving) YOU.

Black Hole

Guys, you would not believe what just happened between me and Pen.

Tree

Black Hole! Teardrop just ruined our stack.

Marker

I think we should enact our revenge.

Lightning

Ooh! Looks like we have our next target!

Black Hole

Sounds good. Might help me take my mind off things. Are you in, Fanny?

Fanny

I'm in!

Marker

I'll join too!

Tree

But Marker, what about- uh- awww!

Lightning

Hey Teardrop! We've come to mess up your stack and steal your blocks!
Teardrop is hiding in a bush with the disintegration gun. Fanny notices.

Fanny

Guys, look out!
Teardrop disintegrates Fanny with the gun.

Lightning

She murdered Fanny!

Marker

Take cover!

Lightning

We can't let her get away with this!

Marker

But if we get any closer, we'll die too!

Black Hole

Marker's right. We have to prevent death, even if it means losing.
Teardrop sees them behind the fence.

Lightning

Marker, get down!
Lightning pushes Marker over, saving his life. One of the lasers disintegrates a bush.

Tennis Ball

Wasn't there a bush here?
Tennis Ball is killed by another rogue laser.

Pen

Tennis Ball!
Pen is killed by the last laser fired.

Lightning

Did we just-

Marker

We just caused that to happen!

Lightning

(flies over the fence) Stop making us cause death!

Marker

(simultaneous) Yeah!

Black Hole

(simultaneous) Yeah!
Teardrop kills Lightning.

Marker

Revenge!
Marker rolls under the laser shot, causing it to vaporize the fence. He attempts to wrestle the laser gun from Teardrop, and takes it after biting her arm.

Marker

She's disarmed!
Teardrop fires a laser at Marker from her finger. Marker falls over, and she vaporizes him.

Black Hole

Ooh! Ah! No!
Teardrop's laser falls into Black Hole.

Black Hole

Oh.
Black Hole sucks up Teardrop's blocks as she continues firing at him.

Black Hole

Hahahaha! You can't get me! Say goodbye to your blocks! Now all that's left is your stack.
Teardrop runs in front of her stack from the side Black Hole is approaching. She realizes Black Hole doesn't want to cause her death, and begins chasing him away.

Black Hole

S-stop! What are you doing?
Teardrop slips on Bomby's banana peel. She and the disintegration gun fall into Black Hole.

Black Hole

Black Hole sucks up the banana peel and Teardrop's stack. Eggy follows.

Foldy

Hey, where are you going?

Black Hole

Tree. Hey Tree! Teardrop killed everyone and- and we gotta recover them.

Tree

But how did-

Black Hole

There's no time!
Fanny, Marker and Lightning are recovered.

Marker

The ground here is kinda... tingly.

Lightning

Well, I don't feel anything.

Black Hole

Shut up.

Lightning

What? What did I say?
Eggy recovers Teardrop after Death P.A.C.T. Again leaves. Teardrop smiles at Eggy and runs off.

Winner

Aww. Wow Eggy, that's really nice of you!

Eggy

Hey, you didn't see anything, okay?

Winner

Yeesh. Alright! Whatever you say.

Eggy

I mean it! (runs off)

Winner

What's her problem? (recovers Bottle) Bottle, do you know what Eggy's problem is?

Bottle

Oh, you should ask Clock.

Winner

D-do I have to?
Cut to Basketball and Robot Flower in the building.

Basketball

Okay, so... wait! What is this? What's all this garbage?

Robot Flower

What are you looking at?

Basketball

"Order RF001"? Does that mean anything to you?

Robot Flower

Oh, that must be the first order someone ever placed on my online shop!

Basketball

What?! That would mean they ordered- uh... 3,000 items!

Robot Flower

Yeah. It would. Because it's true!

Basketball

Well, you shouldn't let people do that anymore. I think this order is the reason your call-and-response function is out of sync.

Robot Flower

Oh.
Robot Flower gets hit in her "Reset" button by Marker's paper clip. She falls over.

Basketball

And now, I'm gonna have to- (hears Robot Flower fall) woah! What's wrong? What just happened? Was I too harsh? (sees paper clip) Oh, what? A little robot splinter? Why didn't I notice this sooner? Yoink!

Robot Flower

What happened?

Basketball

Oh! Thank goodness. Are you okay?

Robot Flower

I feel- refreshed?

Basketball

Huh. That's weird. Well anyway, fixing this is still gonna- wait, what? The overflow is gone? Wow, heh, guess it was all because that funny little robot splinter on your back. This whole time! Gosh, I must really not know how you work.

Robot Flower

Uh, Basketball? I think-

Basketball

Now that that's taken care of, looks like we have- almost no time left? We better get back out there! Fast!

Robot Flower

I'm on it! (rapidly drags Basketball outside) We're back!

Eggy

I'm back.

Basketball

Wait, YOU'RE back? Where did you go?

Eggy

*gulp* Uhh...

Snowball

She didn't even tell us!

Foldy

She just ran off! I guess she didn't want something to do after all.

Basketball

Ugh! Eggy! Seriously? I should've never trusted you with this!

Eggy

Well, don't point at me! You're the one who left us in the first place. You just dumped all your leadership responsibilities onto me. I wasn't prepared for that.

Basketball

Wait wait wait, MY leadership responsibilities? Since when was I the-

Bell

Aaagh!
Bell accidentally causes her team's stack to fall, as the Team8s stack is stuck to her string.

Bell

GET IT OFF!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!

Donut

Get back here with our stack, you fiend!

Saw

*pant pant* Guys! I was smelling a funny plant! Where are you guys going?

Clock

Hi, Winner!

Winner

Hey Clock! Bottle told me, do you know what Eggy's problem is?

Clock

You have to be more specific.

Bell

GET IT OFF!!!! (knocks over The S!'s tower)

Winner

Aw, never mind never mind, I have to start stacking again!

Clock

We can still talk while you stack.

Golf Ball

I've had it! TV, if you can't think of something stable enough, I'll do it myself!

Bell

GET IT OFF! (knocks over Are You Okay's tower) (muffled) GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
Golf Ball notices only one block remains on the pedestal.

Golf Ball

That's it! The perfect formation! The one true way to stack things is not to stack at all! Yes!

Bell

GET IT OFF!

Golf Ball

It can't fall if there's only one block! Isn't it genius, TV?

TV

Fanny

I hate you!
Cut to Teardrop searching for blocks, then to Death P.A.C.T. Again.

Lightning

We're here!

Bell

GET IT OFF! (knocks over Death P.A.C.T. Again's tower) GET IT OFF!

Tree

Come on!

Black Hole

We're running out of time. Just build, now!

Tree

Right!
Needle uses Saw to cut through their stack, freeing it from Bell. Bell's string gets untangled.

Bell

Oh!

Pillow

Hi guys! I'm back.

Nickel

Pillow, watch out! You've been followed!

Cake

Back off, not-Just Notter!

Remote

No way! I promised my team I would keep an eye on Pillow to prevent her from killing people.

Cake

Heh. Likely story. You're not here to watch Pillow, you're here to mess up our stack.

Remote

Hm- who says I can't do both? (kicks tower over)

Pillow

Nice multitasking!
Cut to Basketball, Foldy, and Eggy arguing, then Teardrop looking around. She first sees Team8's stack, then Death P.A.C.T Again's. She finally makes her decision, and that is to sabotage The Strongest Team On Earth, who has only one block.
In a last-ditch effort to save herself from elimination, Teardrop dashes for The Strongest Team On Earth's section, and lunges. In super slow motion, she tackles their one and only block, the one Grassy just placed down, leaving the latter shocked. The timer buzzes, petrifies and smacks down into the ground.

Two

Time's up! Now, I'm sure you all had tons of fun stacking, but now it's time to see how you all "stack up"! Ha ha ha!

Eggy

Don't worry guys. Last I saw, Teardrop didn't have a stack, either, so, we're just tied.

Bell

Phew. That's good. We can totally win in a tiebreaker!

Snowball

Yeah!

Two

So, with a total of zero blocks on the podium, The Strongest Team on Earth loses!

Eggy

See? Now- wait, what? But how did she-
It is revealed that the top part of Team8s stack landed on Teardrop's podium.

Bell

Oh no! I should've paid more attention after I got untangled! I'm so sorry, everyone! This is all my fault!

Eggy

Uh, actually, I think we all could've done a little better.

Basketball

Uh, yeah. Eggy's right.

Snowball

Humph! Speak for yourselves!

Basketball

What? Snowball?

Snowball

I think Grassy did a pretty great job today.

Basketball

Oh. That's actually true.

Grassy

Yay!

Two

And for building the tallest stack by far, Team8s gets a token.
Two flips the token like a coin, and it flies towards Team8s. Pin shoves them aside.

Pin

(catches token) Thanks! ...What kind is it?

Two

It's the kind I give you for doing well in challenges, silly!

Pin

Uh-

Coiny

Hey! It looks just like me!

Gaty

You're orange.

Coiny

(frowns)

Two

Vote in the comments using the letter and square brackets for who you DON'T want to be eliminated. You heard me correctly: vote for who you want to stay. The person with the least votes will leave the show!
Post-credits scene. Two is seen writing on some paper and thinking of a music note.
Transcripts
BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4Well, Look Who It Is!PointyPointyPointy ♫Spore DayRespect to the WickedStart the ShiftAirplanes in the Night Sky🥚Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?Category OneI SAID CAREFUL!!!Seasonal ShiftThe Power of FourBottle For Dream IslandBFB 31

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers