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Spotlights shine over the meetup logo on a theatre curtain, before moving down to Candle and Golf Ball on the stage.
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Greetings, one and all. Welcome to the BFDI and Inanimate Insanity 2024 Tour. My name is Candle-
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And I am the magnificent Golf Ball! Please, hold your applause. Before we initiate the festivities, it is of the utmost importance that you pay attention to our presentation on how to have proper theatre etiquette.
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Pan to characters taking their seats in the theatre. Cloudy, with a bunch of merchandise, blocks Paper's view.
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We want this to be an enjoyable experience for everyone, so please be mindful of those around you by respecting their personal space.
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The camera pans to Fan, Ruby, Salt and Pepper using their phones (In exception of Ruby). It is seen that Fan is using his laptop and recording the screen.
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All photography and video recording are strictly prohibited during the screening.
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If you ARE found recording the screen, there is a 100% you will be FORCIBLY EJECTED FROM THE THEATRE!
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Fan, who was recording, is launched from his seat.
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So please be present with us in the moment and keep cell phones and cameras put away until after the screening.
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Ruby reminds Salt and Pepper to put their phones away, before strapping herself into her seat with a seatbelt.
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There will not be an intermission between episodes, so please, stay in your seats for the entire show.
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Woah woah, woah!
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Tennis Ball rolls down the middle aisle.
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If for any reason you need to leave the screening early...
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Tennis Ball rips a hole through the screen.
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...please be mindful of others and exit quietly.
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In the event of a scientific or otherworldly disaster, DON'T panic.
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Please remain calm, and be sure to locate the exit that's closest to you.
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Liy looks up at the exit sign and tenses up.
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It's healthy to be in touch with your emotions, so feel free to laugh, cheer, gasp, or cry alongside the episodes. We love to hear your enthusiasm.
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Yes. BUT! Please keep your reactions at a reasonable volume so that they do not drown out the episodes. It ruins the theatre-going experience for everyone else.
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Cheesy is shown as said example of a loud theatregoer, with a thumbs down icon displayed.
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Black Hole, Coiny, Pin, Microphone, Pickle
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A thumbs down icon is displayed.
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To demonstrate the proper behavior, let's see our reactionary expert in action.
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Congratulations Lewis, you're the winner of BFDIA!
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Aw!
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A thumbs up icon is displayed.
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We thank you for taking the time to listen to these important guidelines.
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Everyone here has passed their theatre etiquette training, and is now fully certified! Perhaps if you come back later, you can get your master's.
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*chuckles* With all that in mind, we hope you enjoy the show.
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Credits.
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Hello, fellow hobnobbers! Now that I'm back from my long vacation across the US, I'm perfectly pleased and positively pepped to announce that the Tennis Ball and Evil Leafy plushies...
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...as well as the all-new Golf Ball plush...
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...are now available to order on the Jacknjellify store!
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Go to the link in the description to grab them while supplies last.
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The Evil Leafy plush appears behind the Tennis Ball and Golf Ball plushes, and they scream.
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