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Stapy! Will you play eat the dirt with me?

Yeah! Wait, did you say EAT the dirt?

Uh, you know Marker, I think I'll pass on this one.

Stapy moves away. Coiny then slides in with a piece of dirt and a fork.

Hey Marker!

♪intro♪

Da.

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Da.

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Dadadadadadadada!

[Clock ringing]

Huuunnnghgnn!!

Doesn't that mean it's time for-

Cake at Stake!

Okay! Geez!

♪cake at stake♪

Free Food. C'mere. Just sit around; I don't care.

Uhh, you lost last time, alright uh, yeahszyyou're here, uh. Alright, uh votes? Votes, yah? There are votes. Uh, GELATIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?!

THE JIG IS UP!! We gotta take what we can!

Gelatin bites something, which is revealed to be X.

[screaming]

Guh!! Pipe down! Hey, hold on, who did that?

Everyone X?

Oh. You found me.

X, you mean to tell me, that you've been here the whole time?

Ummm...!

I thought we used you to multiply Four and Zero.

Actually, when you multiplied them, I ran away because I got scared. I've been hiding ever since. But you found me!

Okay, well, I'm... REALLY tired of this whole 'hosting' thing. Here you go!

Donut pushes X to where he was.

You've done this before, you'll be great, bye.

Um... I just got a regular cake this time. Is that okay?

I can live with that.

Sounds good!

[everyone agreed]

At 9028 votes, Stapy is eliminated! Puffball is safe with 3389 votes...

Wait, is X saying the votes backwards?

MMMM! I think SO!!!

X continues to say the votes backwards.

Well, I guess that means I'm eliminated. I just wish Foldy was here so I could say goodbye! Puffball, can you make sure Foldy and Bell get their cakes?

Okay dokay!

Peace!

Stapy hops away.

...down to Eraser, and Foldy! Eraser got 1151 votes, so he's safe. Foldy got 1114 votes, so she's... also safe? Wait, did I mess up? Oh no!

Reading the votes backwards? Best April Fool's prank ever!

Oh, um, actually, it was an accident.

[thick accent] That's okay X, everyone makes mistakes.

Puffball eats Foldy and Bell's cakes.

Hom!!

Hey, save some for me!

Puffball throws up what's left of the cakes.

Thank you!

[clears throat] The ninth contest is...

Wait! I can do it! I'll host!

Phew! Go right ahead! I'll leave you to it!

Um..

X, it's really okay if you can't-

NOnononononono, I got it!

Today's challenge iiiiiiiisssssssss....

[nervous noises] b-basket [more nervous noises] ball! Basket ball!

Yeah, X?

Not you. One second.

[building noises]

Here's the challenge! Basket Ball! Last team to finish loses! Go!!

What do we... do?

Oh. Right. Throw balls into your team basket to weigh it down. When it touches the buzzer, you're safe! Last team to do it loses.

Oh, okay!

Go!

Mmm, huh, ha!!

Blocky throws Tennis Ball and Basketball into the basket.

Huh? Already?

You said use BALLS to lower the basket. So I did.

Well, I guess so... A Better Name Than That is... safe?

Really? Come on!

[disapproval]

[sigh] If ONLY there was someone on our team who specialized in THROWING!

Hngg!

Firey throws a ball and it lands in front of him.

Here, let me try! Hup!

Coiny breaks Cloudy's window.

[thick accent] Hey! Stop breaking my window Coiny!

Off-screen contestants throw balls at the recommended characters.

[wailing]

Woody drops the ball he was holding.

Maybe we should just give up...

[thick accent] David! You have to throw! You and Woody are the only ones with arms!

Aw, seriously?

[vomits on woody]

Marker!! Play Toss the Balls!

Oo-kay!!

Marker tosses the balls into the basket, then starts digging a hole.

Free Food is safe!

Uh, Marker? You can stop.

Guys. Why don't we use Bomby to-

Team Ice Cube! stare at Gelatin.

...throw... balls... into the basket?

[sarcastically] Uh huh. Sure.

Hey. He's taking a step in the right direction.

Yuh!

Snowball throws a ball at iance's basket. It gets lodged in the propeller, causing the basket to fall and break.

iance is... HEY!!!!!

Yeah?

N-nothing! You're safe! You're safe!

Tree, you haven't made a single shot! I thought you were the best thrower we had!

Yeah, what's the big idea? Pull your weight!

[muffled] I'm trying to!

Heehee! Quit moving around!

[muffled] Nn!

Tree tries throwing the ball into the basket, but misses.

Fantastic.

Guys, there's an easy solution you're all missing.

Black Hole! Yah!

Pen throws some of the balls to Black Hole, Black Hole sucks them up.

Fantastic.

Team Ice Cube, The Losers and 's baskets fall onto the buzzers.

Oh wow! Team Ice Cube!, The Losers!, and are all safe. Now Death P.A.C.T. and Beep are left!

[thick accent]Come on, Woody! You have to throw that ball so we can win! You can do it! Woody! I believe in you!

Well it's clear to me now that we can't rely on Tree to do anything. Guess we gotta do everything ourselves!

Pen, Pillow, and Pie start throwing balls towards the basket.

We're about to lose...

Woody! PLEASE!!

[nervous sounds] [determined sounds] [dab sounds]

Woody throws the ball into a basket.

Yay!

Death P.A.C.T. is safe!

Wait, we were supposed to throw more than one ball?

Pay more attention next time.

You were... kind of hard to follow.

O-oh.

Cut to voting.

Uhh, X?

Oh! Um, vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets under who you think deserves to be eliminated. Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show!

Is that ok?

Yeh.

Cut to after-credits scene. Donut is seen walking towards X.

Good job today.

X smiles.