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Cold open[]

The scene starts off with Eraser and Bell.

Eraser

Hey, Bell!

Bell

What's up?

Eraser

What's your string attached to?

Bell

Oh, hee hee, I prefer not to tell.

Eraser

I wanna find out!

Bell

It's none of your business!

Eraser

I'm GONNA find out!
Eraser begins to climb Bell, causing her to shake everywhere.

Eraser

*climbing noises*

Bell

AGH! DING DING DING! HELP ALERT! I NEED THIS ERASER OFF OF ME!
Liy is standing next to Bell.

Liy

Woah, Belly? What's the ruckus?

Bell

Eraser's climbing my string and I don't like it!

Liy

You have a string? Huh, I never noticed. What's at the top?

Bell

Liy, that's not important!
Liy starts to climb Bell's string.

Liy

I've found my next adventure! *climbing noises*

Bell

DING DONG! DING DONG!! SOMEBODY GET THESE RASCALS DOWN!!!
Snowball appears next to Bell.

Snowball

I can certainly punch those weak rascals down for ya...

Bell

Gee, thanks, Snowball, I knew I'd find someo-

Snowball

...as long as you let me up!
Snowball points upwards, making the same pose as Four in the intro.

Bell

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!
The intro plays.

After the intro[]

Foldy and Stapy are playing Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Foldy

Rock, paper, scissors!
Foldy chooses paper, while Stapy chooses scissors. This is because Foldy does not have arms, so paper is the only one she can choose.

Foldy

Aww, I lost.

Stapy

Looks like I've got a streak going!
Marker comes up to them.

Marker

Can I join you guys?

Foldy

Sure! You know how to play?

Marker

Not yet.

Foldy

That's fine.

Stapy

That's lame.

Foldy

Stapy!

Foldy

Marker, just throw a hand of Rock, Paper or Scissors and whoever silently farts the most air out while playing wins the game.

Marker

I don't think that sounds right...

Stapy

Aw come on, Marker, let's just play!

Marker

Okay...

Foldy, Stapy and Marker

Rock, paper, scissors!
Zooms in to Marker's hand, which is pointing.

Foldy

Marker, did you just point your finger out? That's an illegal move. Let's redo.

Foldy, Stapy and Marker

Rock, paper, scissors!
Zooms in to Marker's hand, which is now in the shape of a house.

Foldy

Now you played a house? No good.

Foldy, Stapy and Marker

Rock, paper, scissors!
Zooms in to Marker's hand, which is a Hecaton-icosahedroid.

Foldy

Dodeca-dangit! Don't tell me you played the Hecaton-icosahedroid.

Foldy, Stapy and Marker

Rock, paper, scissors!
Zooms in to Marker's hand, which is in the shape of Four.

Stapy

Marker?

Foldy

Huh? Oh no!

Stapy

Don't tell me...

Foldy

Marker, y-you just played...

Stapy

Don't you dare tell me!
The camera dramatically zooms in to Foldy.

Foldy

You played Four!
Marker's "Four" hand gives itself two eyes and a mouth, and starts growing rapidly.

Marker

Woaaah! Oh my artist!
Marker's hand turns into Four.

Four

Let's do Brake at Flake!
The Cake at Stake intro plays.

Cake at Stake[]

Four

Team Ice Cube, you lost last time, get your feet over here!
Donut is the only contestant at Cake at Stake. The pillars come up.

4

MMMDonut, Where's the rest of your team?!

Donut

They're all climbing Bell.
The camera zooms out to reveal most of the contestants climbing Bell's string.

Donut

Which I frankly find very disrespectful to Bell.

Bell

Thank you, Donut! There ain't a hole in your logic.

Gelatin

Pssh, Donut, you are just a party pooper.

Bracelety

YEAH!!!
Gelatin high-fives Bracelety, making Bracelety lose her grip on the string.

Bracelety

Woah! AHHHHHhhhhhh...
Bracelety falls on top of Four and gets stuck on him, making him unable to speak.

Four

*mumbles*

X

Four said we got 20,254 votes!

Four

*screeches*

X

I- I mean, we got, *sniff*, 20,255 votes!

Four

*mumbles happily*

Donut

Oh hey, Four, I gotta tell you something. Yeah, you forgot to play the Cake at Stake song last time. You OWE it to the viewers to make up for it and play it again now.

Four

*reluctantly mumbles*
A much more different version of the Cake at Stake intro plays.

Barf Bag

Ok, so I know that one of us with the most votes will be eliminated, but who of us is safe?

Bracelety

Ice Cube-!

Four

*muffled* is safe.

Ice Cube

Huh?

Book

Yeah, that doesn't make sense! Ice Cube's on team Bleh, and we're not up for voting!

X

Four meant Bomby is safe! *throws cake to Bomby* And Barf Bag! *throws cake at Barf Bag, which makes her spin*

Barf Bag

Woah! Ugh, ugh, argh!!! *tries to catch Bell's string but drops a little bit of barf. She manages to hold on to Bell's string again.* Eh!
The barf lands on all of the slices of cake, and X.

X

And Naily! *throws cake to Naily*

Naily

*catches, falls and lands on Woody*

Woody

(faintly) Aaaaaaaah!-

X

And Firey Jr.! And Spongy! And Donut!
A barf-covered cake flies through Donut's hole. It is cleaned by Donut, and is then eaten by Bottle.

Bottle

I love cake!
Loser nudges Cake.

Cake

*blushes* Gasp!
Bottom Two.

Four

*muffled*

DiaZZUnknown

Unknown Voice
...translated...

X

It's down to Bracelety and Gelatin!
Bracelety is on one side of the video and Gelatin on the other. Four seems like they're trying to floss. There is a moment of suspense.

Donut

*barfy-sounding* Hurry up and tell us who's sa- Oh. I hate my new voice.

X

Gelatin survives!

Gelatin

Aw yeah. I promise not to throw any more forks, people.

X

Bracelety's out.

Firey Jr.

Hold on, her name's not Ringy?

Fries

Who woulda guessed?

Bracelety

Wait! Ice Cube's chances of winning just increased?! Oh yeah! *her limbs retract into Four* Go Ice Cube! Yay! Ice Cube, you're my idol! (Fast) I love you! Hooray! I'm so happy! I seriously hope you win! You got this Ice Cube!
Bracelety's voice then slows down a little to say:

Bracelety

You're gonna win this!
Bracelety gets sucked into EXIT.

Gaty

Wow, Bracelety went out strong! It's clear-

Gaty and Pillow

- she didn't care -

Gaty

- about what others thought of her.
Ice Cube appears on screen. She does the same thing Firey did, but her mouth slightly frowns instead of smirking.

Before the challenge[]

Bell

Lightning, can you zap me?

Lightning

Wait, you WANT to be zapped?

Bell

Yeah, 'cause the shock will travel up my string and zap all those climbers off!

Lightning

Well, if you say so!
Lightning zaps Bell, causing everyone climbing her string to fall off.

Clock

That's the biggest zaptation I've ever seen!

Naily

Like same, yo.
The climbers (Robot Flower, Ruby, Barf Bag, Spongy, Firey Jr., Bomby, Gelatin, Snowball, Liy, and Eraser) land on the ground in an arc shape.

Four

Today's episode is very special!

Spongy

And why is that?

X

It's the FOURth episode!

Four

Make-over me!
Teardrop comes over with a paintbrush.

Four

*pushes Teardrop away* In a drawing. Or a sculpture. Or however ya like. You have 15 minutes! *Four turns some clouds into a timer* Begin!

Challenge[]

Teardrop draws the number 4 on a sheet of paper.

Four

Well done, Bleh. Goes to show you don't need frills to make a feast for the eyes!

Book

More like, Taco doesn't need to be killed to be deceased in my eyes!

Lollipop

Ha, ha, ha! The truest things really are the funniest!

Taco

WHAT THE HECK, WAS IT REALLY THAT BAD?!

Golf Ball

Teardrop's team already finished! Guys! Let's not waste time here.

8-Ball

*inhale* Guys, let's waste time here.
TV sets a timer for 14 minutes and 21 seconds, while the cloud timer reads 14 minutes and 30 seconds.

Basketball

I'm so glad we listen to 8-Ball!

Pen

Hey, Black Hole! Do you think you might be able to-

Tree

Let me guess - "do the whole challenge for me"? You can't just turn off your ballpoint brain and ask this guy every time. A true winner does his research. *Tree reads "How to Solve Problems"* (mumbling) if you have a problem, ask black h- (no longer mumbling) Black Hole, can you draw?

Black Hole

No, but I can form a ring of highly compressed gas, known as an accretion disk.

Tree

Oh.
The scene cuts to Remote and Liy, with forks strangely circling around Liy.

Remote

Oh no! What's this?

Liy

I... I think Lollipop's fork repellent... wasn't a repellent after all!
Liy's gravitational pull sucks forks from Gelatin's pile of forks.

Gelatin

That's not me! I'm not touching anything!
The forks fly towards Four, but before they hit him, Pillow and Bottle jump into them. Pen, Tree, and Remote also try to protect Four from the incoming forks. Just before one is about to hit Four, Woody catches it and puts it next to a slice of cake on a plate.

DiaZZUnknown

Unknown voice
(slowed down) Ssnnaaattchhh!

Creative submissions[]

Woody

(offering the cake to Four) Eh?

Four

Nice cake-over, Beepsters!
Shows a messy cake in the shape of Four.

Four

I wonder how you made it...
A flashback begins...
Woody is putting frosting on a huge plate canvas, making it into the shape of Four.

David

HUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH.

Balloony

Oh, I'm sorry, David, master of baking! Sorry our cake doesn't meet your health codes!

Rocky

*barfs frosting into bags* Bulleh! Bulleh! Bulleh!

Nickel

That is so gross! *puts sprinkles on the cake* How can you have a cake without sprinkles?
The flashback ends.

Four

*mouth full* Pretty good!

Eraser

Hey, Four!

Bell

*dings*

Four

AH! (unloads) *plop*

Eraser

We're ready to show you our-
Eraser steps in what is assumed to be Four's excrement.

Marker

Team Free Food presents...
Marker removes a curtain from a tower of Yellow Face, Foldy, Fries, Puffball and Stapy.

Marker

...the year's hottest look!

Four

GASP!

Four

*Four delightly screeches in satisfaction*
Four spews out a flood of hearts. One hits Eraser and he flies off beyond the horizon.

Eraser

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Barf Bag

Hey Four, feast your eyes on this!
Cuts to a sculpture of Four, made of a bunch of what is assumed to be Bracelety's old Ice Cube merchandise.

Gelatin

It's your new look. It's made of abandoned trash we found lying around!

Four

*Stops screeching with Love Hearts*

Four

Crafty. And good!

Stopping the forks from hitting Four[]

Pen

Team Death P.A.C.T.! What are we gonna do? If any one of us abandons, there won't be enough of us to block the forks!

Bottle

Four's gonna fry us!

Tree

Wait. Black Hole can suck up the forks!

Pen

*yelling* Black Hole! Black Hole!

Remote

Black holes aren't known for their sense of hearing.

Bottle

We're doomed!

Pillow

Go. Go tell him.

Bottle

What? But who's gonna stay and block the for-

Pillow

I will! Go, all of you!

Pen

But, no! It only takes one person to tell Black Hole to-

Pillow

We're all at the limit. If one person leaves, we'll all face an excruciating death!

Tree

Pillow, you can't be seriou-

Pillow

Just go!

Tree

OK, can you stop interrup-

Pillow

GO!!!
Pen, Bottle, Remote and Tree run off. They run past Four and X judging iance's creation, which is a drawing of Four on an easel, with Match dressed as Flower and Ruby dressed as Pencil.

Four

X

I don't like it.

DiaZZUnknown

Pen and Bottle
Black Hole! Black Hole! Black Hole! Black Hole!
Black Hole starts to take notice of Pen and Bottle's yelling.

Golf Ball

People! Time is running out!

Tennis Ball

Golf Ball, we're just following orders!

Bottle

So can you do it?

Pen

Can you suck up the forks?

Black Hole

Alright, I'm on it.

Golf Ball

I got paper! Here are the markers!

8-Ball

There are the crayons.
Grassy takes the cap off of an orange marker.

Golf Ball

Uh, go down!

8-Ball

Up!

Golf Ball

Uh, up!

8-Ball

Down.

Golf Ball

Right!

8-Ball

Left!

Golf Ball

Left!

8-Ball

Right!

Golf Ball

Down!

8-Ball

Up!

Golf Ball

Up!

8-Ball

Down!
Grassy continues to follow 8-Ball's orders instead of Golf Ball's.

Black Hole

Hang in there, Pillow!
Pillow fails to block a fork. It then cuts to A Better Name Than That. Golf Ball takes a marker and starts drawing, while the other members try to hold her back.

DiaZZUnknown

All ABNTT members except Grassy and Golf Ball
Treason! Treason! Treason! Treason! Treason! Treason!

Tree

I'm in what?
Pen takes off his cap and draws something on a paper.

Pen

Done!
The non-blocked fork then hits Pen's paper, causing it to fly away. Cut to Black Hole continuing to suck up the forks, and to Liy.

Liy

Bottle, holding onto Bell's string, catches Pen's paper.

The winner is determined[]

Four

(looking at Death P.A.C.T.'s drawing, which is a realistic number 4) Hmm. Hmm... I'm not sure what to think.

Pen

I'm sure it's the best one yet! Right, guys?
The recommended characters appear in two rows (one facing opposite from another side), yelling angrily at Pen.

Pen

Huh? No, no! That wasn't the intended result!

X

THIS IS THE WORST ONE YET!

Four

Team Better Name, time's up! If it's better than Death P.A.C.T., then you're safe! But if it's not-

Remote

-Then you'll be up for elimination!
Four examines A Better Name Than That's drawing.

Four

Mmmm... mmm...
Looking worried, Tree puts his arm around Pen, who pushes him away.

Four

(looking wide-eyed at the drawing) ...MMMM!
Pen grabs Tree's arm and puts it back around him.

Four

Another Name Than That barely wins!

X

Death P.A.C.T., exactly one of you is going to go!

X

*Mutters under breath* Not really a death pact, is it then?

Pen

It's an acronym!
Cut to The Losers, standing around a papier-mâché X.

Eggy

What? Better than ours?

X

*muffled* Help!

Loser

It's OK. I didn't like papier-mâché anyway.
A flashback showing a group of objects repeatedly kicking a papier-mâché with Loser inside, laughing maniacally.

Golf Ball

We almost lost! This is bad!

8-Ball

We almost won! This is goo- no, we nearly lost, and this is my fault!

Golf Ball

*gasps* 8-Ball! You're not a completely useless moronic dumb robot!

DiaZZUnknown

8-Ball and Robot Flower
Thanks.
Flashback showing A Better Name Than That on the swing from the last episode.

8-Ball

I- I thought I was helping you!

Golf Ball

WHAT?!?

8-Ball

Everything I said... it was in a sarcastic tone! I wanted to add some humor... to lift the spirits of our team. *sniffs and wails* I don't have a favorite number!

Golf Ball

Oh, 8-Ball! See, guys?

Basketball

Do you hear something?

Blocky

Yeah, it sounds kinda like someone who disrespects people!

Tennis Ball

I don't want to disrespect Grassy!

Robot Flower

Guys! Even 8-Ball himself sai-

TV

WHY ARE YOU TALKING? YOU'RE A MACHINE.
Cut to voting screen.

Four

Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets under who deserves to be eliminated! Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show!

Stinger[]

Cut to stinger.
It is now nighttime, and Teardrop is sitting on the ground.

Eggy

Hi Teardrop. Even though my story might not be super interesting to you, I decided I'll tell it anyway. So it all began when I was a baby egg. You know, an egg inside of an egg? Eggception, if you will. It was very cozy, and at that moment, I realized I was pretty content! I had everything I needed! I didn't need to complain for more. So I thought, "Why shout? Why even say anything?" As you see, that's how I, as a small egg, never really spoke much, and blah blah blah...
Transcripts
BFDI1 BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA2 BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of Mud

IDFB3 IDFB: Welcome Back

B.F.B BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

TPOT Abbreviated BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's Nightmare

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers

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