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Part 1[]

Cary Huang

There will be an announcement about TPOT 2 at the end of this saga.

Two

Hey, guys!

Eraser

Hey, Two!

Two

Guess what day it is today?

Eraser

Is it my birthday? I've been craving some cake lately!

Two

Um, no.

Coiny

Eraser, how do you not know your own birthday?

Eraser

Erasers don't have brains.

Coiny

Fair.

Two

No, today is 2/22/2022! At 2:00 PM. Which means it's my special moment!

Bubble

Yoylecake!

Coiny

CongraTWOlations, Two!

Spongy

And it's also Tuesday! Yippee!

Two

Oh, wow, Spongy! I didn't even notice that! Even better!

Eraser

So, um, what are we supposed to be doing right now?
Everyone glares at Eraser.

Eraser

What? I'm not trying to be rude. I legit don't know how to celebrate. You got the answer, Two?

Two

Oh, that's an easy one. Well, you see, we should be doing... uh... th-th-th-the tradition is to... um... Gosh, I guess I've forgotten. It has been a hundred years since the last time we've done this, after all.

Bubble

That's okay, Two.

Spongy

Yeah. It's YOUR holiday after all, so maybe you get to make up the rules.

Two

I make up the rules? I like the sound of THAT! To celebrate this extra TWOsday, I say... everyone must eat... TWO bananas!
Bubble, Coiny, Eraser, and Pin are all seen eating and enjoying their bananas and they say "Two" while eating.

Eraser

(while eating) All cake IS good cake!

Coiny

(with bananas in his mouth) Eraser! This ISN'T cake!

Two

Next, see who can ride a BIcycle the furthest with only TWO revolutions of the pedals!
The characters are seen riding their bicycles. Coiny tries, but fails to reach the flag. Eraser tries riding, and he goes past Coiny's flag. Spongy also tries, but wobbles and falls face-first off the bike and faceplants into the grass. Bubble rides her bicycle and goes past Coiny's, Eraser's, and Spongy's flags.

Two

And Bubble is the winner!

Bubble

Yoyle-yoylecake!

Two

Why'd you say "yoyle" twice?

Bubble

Because it's TWOsday, silly!

Two

Oh, of course! Next, spend two minutes spinning 22 times, while forming your fingers, toes, and tongue into the shape of a Two!

Eraser

Ooh, I wanna try!
Eraser gets into a position where his hands and feet are seen holding out two of their fingers and toes, on each hand and foot.

Eraser

I got this.

Two

Don't forget!

Eraser

(sticks his tongue out, in the shape of a 2)

Eraser

(slurred) I got this!
Eraser begins spinning.

Tennis Ball

(runs and appears on-screen) Sorry to cut your festivities off short, but there's a huge problem!
Vine boom and the time machine beeping

Eraser

Which is...?

Tennis Ball

Well, do you hear that beeping? It has to do with that beeping...
Two starts listening closely to the beeping. Suspense sound

Part 2[]

Tennis Ball

Well, the problem is, that Atomic Clock over there, as soon as it hits 2:22:22, there will be TWELVE twos on the screen, which is more two-ness than the fabric of spacetime can handle!

Eraser

What happens THEN?

Tennis Ball

Well, at THAT point, the universe will be so overloaded with two-ness that it'll have no choice but to... split in two.
Everyone except Tennis Ball screams.

Two

Oh my gumdrops, I had no idea the universe couldn't handle this much of me!

Bubble

Oh noio! Does this mean we'll be torn in HALF???

Tennis Ball

I honestly have no idea what will happen!

Coiny

There's GOTTA be something we can do to stop the clock from reaching 22:22!

Eraser

Ooh! I know! We want to slow the timer down, right? Why don't we just throw Ice Cube onto the timer, to cool it down?
Eraser throws Ice Cube onto the atomic clock, and the timer slows down.

Coiny

Whoa. Eraser? That's really smart! Maybe you DO have brains!

Eraser

Huh. Maybe I DO!
The timer starts going again. Everyone screams again.
The timer reaches 2:22:22, and cut to the update production of TPOT 2

Announcer

(in low pass filter) Updates about TPOT 2 production are now being posted to Satomi from real life's YouTube channel, under the community tab. If you want to stay in the loop, go check it out!
Cut to the next scene where the universe is split in two, making two copies of each character on the screen. (stick sound effect)

Two

Ohhh, so THAT'S what happens when the universe splits!

Coiny

Interesting! It looks like now there's a left universe, and a right universe! Hey, right Coiny!

Coiny

(from the right screen) Hey, left Coiny! What's up?

Tennis Ball

(as left TB) This still isn't good though!

Tennis Ball

(as right TB) Why not?

Tennis Ball

(as left TB) Because having an alternate twin is cringe.

Tennis Ball

(as right TB) I beg to differ.

Tennis Ball

(as left TB) And it's dangerously unstable.

Tennis Ball

(as right TB) I beg to agree!

Tennis Ball

(as left TB) Basically, we need to get rid of one of these universes OR ELSE.
Two shows up on the right screen.

Two

Oh. Get rid of one of these universes? Well, that's a bit sad...

Eraser

(as left Eraser) So how do we decide which universe to... uh... delete?

Tennis Ball

(as right TB) I don't know! It doesn't matter WHICH universe we destroy, but I just don't know how to pick which one!

Two

(as left Two) Well, it's still TWOsday, so perhaps I'm still in charge! How about we just make a funny face into the Camera, and then the viewers can vote which universe THEY think looks FUNNIER! Then, whichever universe gets fewer votes will be quantumly obliterated into utter nothingness!

Coiny

(as right Coiny) Hey! That sounds like a GREAT idea!

Spongy

(as left Spongy) I agree! I love making- (makes funny faces) -funny faces!

Tennis Ball

(as right TB) W-w-wait! I don't want to be quantumly obliterated into utter nothingness though!

Eraser

(as left Eraser) Then just make a funnier face, bro! It's simple.

Two

(as left Two) Okay! Everybody make your funny faces in three, two... one...
A camera shutter sound is heard, and the screen transitions into a voting screen telling the viewers to vote on which universe is funnier. All the characters are shown with funny/strange faces.

Four

(off-screen) So there are TWO Twos now, huh?
Cut to credits.

Four

Well, what do you think 2 + 2 equals?
Everyone screams. The short ends.
Transcripts
BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4Well, Look Who It Is!PointyPointyPointy ♫Spore DayRespect to the WickedStart the ShiftAirplanes in the Night Sky🥚Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?Category OneI SAID CAREFUL!!!Seasonal ShiftThe Power of FourBottle For Dream Island

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers