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BFDI2 2-5/2-6 (SCRIPT A)[]

Bomby, Gelatin, Income Tax Return Document and Marker continuously keep digging straight down until Income Tax Return Document's shovel touches the roof of Golf Ball's underground factory.

Income Tax Return Document

Um, guys, I think we reached the dead end.

Bomby

Then let's go to the right, we have no time to waste!
Bomby digs into the right until he slipped into a banana peel and fell into the big crack of the roof of Golf Ball's underground factory and screams while falling.

Marker

GELATIN!

Gelatin

What? I'm just eating some bananas!

Income Tax Return Document

GUYS STOP ARGUING! Let's just follow Bomby.
Income Tax Return Document, Gelatin and Marker all jump in the big crack of the roof of Golf Ball's underground factory.
MEANWHILE...

Golf Ball

Hey Tennis Ball, what's that purple liquid that's inside of this big bowl?

Tennis Ball

Oh Golf Ball, that's just Yoyle Oil, why?

Golf Ball

Yoyle Oil, eh? If we sell this oil, we'll become trillionaires, meaning that WE CAN BUY HUNDREDS OF YACHTS, MILLIONS OF MANSIONS AND-

Bomby

*screaming as he falls into the Yoyle Oil*
Bomby splashes into Yoyle Oil, permanently turning him purple, while Income Tax Return Document, Marker and Gelatin all land on Bomby.

Bomby

What's this grape-flavored fanta that's all over my body?

Golf Ball

That's Yoyle Oil.

Golf Ball

AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY UNDERGROUND FACTORY? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!!

Marker

Bomby accidentally fell into a giant crack of the roof of your underground factory and-

Gelatin

-can we have this Yoyle Oil? It's for the challenge.

Tennis Ball

Sure, why not?

Gelatin

Okay!
ITRD, Marker, Gelatin and Bomby take the big bowl of Yoyle Oil.

Golf Ball

Guess we'll won't be rich...

Golf Ball

...whatever, I'm alerting the contestants to finish their yoylestew.

BFDI2 2-5/2-6 (SCRIPT B)[]

The scenes starts with Firey flying on a hang glider with Profile Picture grabbing Firey's hand.

Firey

Wait, Profile Picture, weren't you orange?

ProfilyOld

Nope, I've always been blue! Also, is that Yoyleland?

Firey

What, the purple island over there? That's Yoyleland.
(Firey and Profile Picture both fly to a series of objects and backgrounds and into Yoyleland, and the Hang Glider crashes when they reached Yoyleland.)

Leafy

*gasp* HI FIREY!!!

Firey

Hey Leafy! Just wanted to take some yoyleberries, so-

Leafy

Take these, I also added extra leaves in it for extra flavor!

Firey

Thanks? Also, I'm going back to Goiky so-

Leafy

You can go into my map!
Profile Picture runs into Leafy to teleport on her map, but gets pushed by Leafy.

Leafy

Not you, Profile Picture, I don't want strangers, I want Firey.

Leafy

Anyways, Blue skidoo, we can too!

Firey

Blue skidoo, we can too!
(Firey and Leafy both get on Yoyleland map)

ProfilyOld

Aw, phooey. At least I can sprint at the speed of light! (zips to Southern Goiky at alarming speeds) Hey Firey!

Firey

HOW DID YOU GET HERE THAT FAST?

ProfilyOld

(akward silence) ...well, you know.

BFDI2 2-7[]

Golf Ball

CONTESTANTS, YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO FINISH THE YOYLESTEW, IF YOU DON'T FINISH IT IN TIME, YOU'LL BE UP FOR ELIMINATION!!!

Winner

GUYS! STOP WASTING TIME! WE GOT WORK TO DO!

Boom Mic

YEAH! WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!

Book

Nah, don't tell us what to do.

ArtBook

Yeah! It's not the end of the world!

LightningOld

GRR!
Lightning zaps Book, Art Book and Ruby

Book

OKAY, FINE! LET'S GET SOME APPLES FROM THE APPLE TREE!

Ruby

I'm on it! (knocks Pencil) OW!

Pencil

HEY!
*due to the TPOT 15 incident, Bottle becomes her BFDI 16 appearance.*

Bottle

GUYS! WE NEED TO HURRY!

Foldy

(runs to the apple tree and shakes the apple tree) COME ON, COME ON!

Clock

Tick. Tock. RINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALIIIIIING!

Golf Ball

TIME'S UP! It's time to rank the cakes!

BFDI2 2-8[]

Golf Ball

Fierce Fire Fighters, show me your yoylestew.

Firey

Here it is! It's not really a yoylestew but it's still good, it even has leaves for extra flavor!

Bomby

And with extra yoyle oil!

Golf Ball

(eats the yoyleberry with leaves and with extra yoyle oil) Hmm, it's very creative and very sweet. I'll rate it a 8/10.

Fries

Told you.

Golf Ball

Anyways, Team No-Name, show me your yoylestew.

Ruby

OH, uh, (picks dirt from the ground) here's this dirt cake that I made!
"Dirt cake!" echoes in Coiny's head.

Coiny

That's my boy!

Ruby

...at least it has a chocolate flavor!

Golf Ball

Putting in dirt and lying? I SAY 0/10! WHICH MEANS TEAM NO-NAME IS UP FOR ELIMINATION!

Winner

Really dude.

BFDI2 2-10[]

Blocky

HEY GUYS! For a prank!
(Screen shows the Foldy Recovery Center)

Blocky

See the Foldy Recovery Center? OPEN THE DOOR OF IT, and put a paper shredder inside of it, close the door, rip Foldy in half, AND WATCH FOLDY DIE INFINITELY!
(Screen shows a demonstration of the above line)

Blocky

This trick is very simple! Show this to your friends if they want to do a prank!

Voice
This program was brought to you by Blocky's Funny Doings International 2.0
(Cuts to another commercial)

BFDI2 2-11[]

Yellow Face

ARE YOU FEELING HUNGRY? THEN BUY OUR NEW YELL-O's CEREAL!!!

Price Tag

There are 4 flavors of Yell-O's since we released the cereal, which are Blueberry, Fish, Dirt, Ice, and 2 upcoming flavors, Gumball and Yoylecake!

Yellow Face

ALL OF THE FLAVORS COST $27.63 (13.38% OFF IN THE FIRST DAY)!!!11!!!! EVERY PURCHASE, THE PRICE WILL DOUBLE!

Price Tag

dude.

Yellow Face

*pulls a huge frown*

Yellow Face

NOW LET'S SEE THE PEOPLE WHO TRIED THE CEREAL!

Nickel

I LOVE ALL OF THE FLAVOURS!!! I'LL GIVE IT A 9+10/10, which is 21/10!!!

GreenLollipopOld

WOW! I love eating dirt! 9/10!

Balloony

I like the fish, so I give it a 7/10!

Puffball

The blueberry flavour is good, but not as good as YOLOS. 6/10.

9BallOld

Same as Puffball.

Pillow

...I like eating ice, so 10/10.

BraceletyOld

I'M GONNA KILL YOU-

Yellow Face

SO YEAH! BUY THE YELL-O'S CEREAL WITH EXTRA DORITOS AND MOUNTAIN DEW!!! CAN YOU SOLVE THE CROSSWORD PUZZLE? BECAUSE 99.9% CAN'T EVEN DO THE-

Gaty

ENOUGH WITH THE ADS!