The White Internet Man Show is now TWIMS. We could probably call it "Thus Spoke Whitney Mernet" for the memes but the original name belongs to Rohan Kishibe
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yo guys the awesome show is back
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ok cool but why is this episode called Yoyledust Crusaders
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this episode is a JoJo reference we are fighting with stands
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what is your stand tho
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i'll be oingo you be boingo
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because we are brothers?
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...yeah?
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yo guys check out my stand
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ok cool what is it
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ZA ERASER!
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Pencil awkwardly comes out of nowhere
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are stand names supposed to be music references? THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!
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shut up pencil just get rid of him
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Pencil tries to use the eraser part to...erase him? but WIM dodges it
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haha it's no match for my stand, GUNS N' ROSES!
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A gun appears in his hand.
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That's basically a copy of Emperor right?
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Emperor is Hol Horse's stand. In a nutshell: GUN
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no it's different TOTALLY!
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WIM uses to his stand to kill Match. While he tries to use his stand, he does a lot of JoJo poses. Match dodges (or erases?) all of his bullets by using Pencil's eraser.
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match why did you make me do this
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that guy paid so much money just go along with it
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Fun Fact: WIM actually didn't pay that much money.
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HEY!
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Fun Fact: WIM likes to break the 4th wall-
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Guido Mista: bro did you fluff say the number 4?
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Fun Fact: OH GOD NO HOW DID YOU GET HERE
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Guido Mista: I appear when someone says the number 4.
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Fun Fact: SHUT UP MISTA
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Guido Mista: no u, 4 is an unlucky number.
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WILL YOU SHUT UP?!
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...
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ok. BLACKY USE YOUR STAND!
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IDK WHAT MY STAND IS BRO
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JUST USE STAR PLATINUM
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ISN'T THAT JOTARO'S STAND?!
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JUST USE YOUR BARE FIST YOUR FIST IS A STAND I CALL IT "BROFIST"
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UH OK
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BIM walks to Match. He prepares his fist.
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brofist
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BIM punches Match. It's not very effective.
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IT DIDN'T WORK
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HOW
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I DONT HAVE A STAND
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BRO
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i only have so much patience let's just use some plot armor so basically WIM and BIM gets the Stardust Crusaders and defeats Match (and her stand Pencil, or as she calls it ZA ERASER)
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So guys, we did it, we defeated Match.
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Jotaro Kujo
Yare yare...
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Noriaki Kakyoin
i have a donut in my body help me
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THE END
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