Battle for Dream Island Wiki
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The White Internet Man Show is now TWIMS. We could probably call it "Thus Spoke Whitney Mernet" for the memes but the original name belongs to Rohan Kishibe

White Internet Man

yo guys the awesome show is back

Black Internet Man

ok cool but why is this episode called Yoyledust Crusaders

White Internet Man

this episode is a JoJo reference we are fighting with stands

Black Internet Man

what is your stand tho

White Internet Man

i'll be oingo you be boingo

Black Internet Man

because we are brothers?

White Internet Man

...yeah?

Match

yo guys check out my stand

White Internet Man

ok cool what is it

Match

ZA ERASER!
Pencil awkwardly comes out of nowhere

White Internet Man

are stand names supposed to be music references? THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!

Match

shut up pencil just get rid of him
Pencil tries to use the eraser part to...erase him? but WIM dodges it

White Internet Man

haha it's no match for my stand, GUNS N' ROSES!
A gun appears in his hand.

Match

That's basically a copy of Emperor right?
Emperor is Hol Horse's stand. In a nutshell: GUN

White Internet Man

no it's different TOTALLY!
WIM uses to his stand to kill Match. While he tries to use his stand, he does a lot of JoJo poses. Match dodges (or erases?) all of his bullets by using Pencil's eraser.

Pencil

match why did you make me do this

Match

that guy paid so much money just go along with it
Fun Fact: WIM actually didn't pay that much money.

White Internet Man

HEY!
Fun Fact: WIM likes to break the 4th wall-
Guido Mista: bro did you fluff say the number 4?
Fun Fact: OH GOD NO HOW DID YOU GET HERE
Guido Mista: I appear when someone says the number 4.
Fun Fact: SHUT UP MISTA
Guido Mista: no u, 4 is an unlucky number.

White Internet Man

WILL YOU SHUT UP?!
...

White Internet Man

ok. BLACKY USE YOUR STAND!

Black Internet Man

IDK WHAT MY STAND IS BRO

White Internet Man

JUST USE STAR PLATINUM

Black Internet Man

ISN'T THAT JOTARO'S STAND?!

White Internet Man

JUST USE YOUR BARE FIST YOUR FIST IS A STAND I CALL IT "BROFIST"

Black Internet Man

UH OK
BIM walks to Match. He prepares his fist.

Black Internet Man

brofist
BIM punches Match. It's not very effective.

Black Internet Man

IT DIDN'T WORK

White Internet Man

HOW

Black Internet Man

I DONT HAVE A STAND

White Internet Man

BRO
i only have so much patience let's just use some plot armor so basically WIM and BIM gets the Stardust Crusaders and defeats Match (and her stand Pencil, or as she calls it ZA ERASER)

White Internet Man

So guys, we did it, we defeated Match.

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Jotaro Kujo
Yare yare...

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Noriaki Kakyoin
i have a donut in my body help me
THE END