this is bfb with ssbu characters lol
Marth: Hey, Lucina, Lucina! (trips over Kirby) Lucina!
Marth: Guess what I found, it's a r e c t a n g l e
Lucina: No, Marth that's a parrellellogram, I would know.
Marth: What about this! (grabs pentagon)
Lucina: OH MY GOD MARTH THAT A PENTAGON
PENTAGON HAUNTS YOUR DREAMS
Marth: Help us, Ike!
Ike: I'm on it
Ike's sword: IKE, PUT ME DOWN, H-HELP
Ike: There, now it is a s q u a r e and a t r i a n g l e
Marth: I never want to see a Pentagon again.
Bayonetta: hey Villager
VIllager: Hey Bayonetta
Bayonetta: what's up
Villager: I'm helping Isabelle find where Luigi is.
Bayonetta: But Luigi's right there
Villager: oh, thanks Bayonetta! Isabelle I know where--
Isabelle: Hold on Villager, I'm busy looking for Luigi!
ohh there he is
Fox: Hey, Roy! Can you throw something into that pot?
Roy: Yeah sure, but what should I throw?
Fox: Uhhh, here try these seeds.
Cloud: HEY MY WINDOW
Fox: Sorry Cloud! Here you try Mario!
Mario: Here you try Lucas!
Daisy: Hey have any of you seen my Blueberry seeds?
Daisy: I hope their not in a pot! The have extremely fast growing! AND EXPLOSIVE, oh well, I'll keep looking, Shulk! Have you seen my blueberry seeds?
Shulk: (shakes his head no)
Daisy: What about you Mr Game and Watch?
Mr Game And Watch: I do not have any seeds, but here is a f o r k.
Ridley: (bites Mr Game And Watch's fork)
Waluigi: That's a large stack of forks you got Zero Suit Samus!
Random bell: (makes the fork stack collaspe)
Inkling Girl: 123456789 (dies x2)
Inkling (Pink Girl): Hey, like who keeps killing Inkling?
Inkling (Boy): Zelda, help us find a criminal!
Zelda: No thanks I'm good!
Inkling (Boy): If you don't we'll ban you!
Zelda: But I'm not part of Splatoon.
BotW Zelda: Snake!
BotW Zelda: We gotta get Link to talk.
Snake: But, why?
botW Zelda: Cause I see him standing there silently for hours, I wanna know what going on inside his head.
Link: (has Mario kart flashbacks)
Snake: I don't think it's worth it.
BotW Zelda: So here's the plan.
Snake: Did I not just say it wasn't worth it?
BotW Zelda: I'll hold Link's jaw open and you wiggle his vocal cords, so that they make noise
Snake: such v o r e
BotW Zelda: Shulk, will you help me get Link to talk, if you are c o o I enough
Luigi: YEAH SHULKISLIKETHECOOLESTTHINGEVERJUSTLIKEYOUISNTITFUNTOBECOOL
BotW Zelda: Okay, if you are so cool then help me get Link to talk.
BotW Zelda: Keep going Shulk! I can almost hear a voice!
Some other xenoblade character: YEAH GO SHULK YOU'RE THE BEST
Dr Mario: Why are you supporting Shulk's abuse to Link.
Shadow: I HATE YOU
Dr Mario: Yeah I do too
Shadow: No, I HATE YOU
Dr. Mario: Why would you hate me? I'm just trying to stand up for poor Link!
Shadow: Because self-improvement only occurs when we acknowledge that our own behaviors are far from perfect, and, dare I say, worthy of hate.