11 great educational fun nursery rhyme for kids stories
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the evil grimace has stolen all of the cUpS. so ronald mcdonald disguises himself as a mailman!
grimace: oh boy! i have been picked for mcdonald beauty contest YIPEEEEEEEEE (jumps into space and runs out of air, dies)
YAY CUPS ARE BACK YOY
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uh oh kids, when your finished with your hamburgers, don't forget to feed the waste baskets!
don't forget to feed the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTE baskets
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isn't pretty clear pin? i'd figure it out yourself.
nothings poking out at me.
ISN'T IT PRETTY CLEAR PIN this is last fry all other die
uh oh
pinnnny eats fry
fry die
teh ende
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erasery: i want an isalnd. announcery thingy speaker box cube gray robot, give me iaslnd plese
announioso: NO
(top ten anime battles: #3: Eraser vs. Announcer
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i have three-hundred and eighty eight stale bags of chips.
WOAH how do you have so much
gollect
ok
(nickle starts stale chip collection but gets tired after collecting one)
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it's the same size as this pickle!
UM MAH UM MAH UM MAH
(pickle and squidward kissing intensifies)
(new otp squidward x pickle)
Pickle: what? i dont understand
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(good job if you get the reference)
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it's time for bfdi olympics.
here comes the bfdi team, the host team. they are good.
here comes ii team
here comes oo team
here comes shape world team oh hear the crowd going wild
(crickets)
here comes the ohv team
oh wait
that doesn't exist
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i've really been hoping you've been enjoying these stories that ive been writing since i was born. oh whats that you say? you hate them?
thats ok
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Dream Island is an island lying 0.7 km (0.43 mi) south-east of Cape Monaco, off the south-west coast of Anvers Island in Wylie Bay, in the Palmer Archipelago of Antarctica. It was surveyed by the British Naval Hydrographic Survey Unit in 1956-1957 and named by the UK Antarctic Place-Names Committee for its natural features including a cave and, in summer, a small waterfall, with mossy patches and grass. It lies about 10 km north-west of the United States' Palmer Station.
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come on everybody really ring those bells
(ringing intensifies i already made this joke)
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uh oh roboty is triggered that youve eliminated him
EXTERMINATE
(then you die, you're ded)
(im ded too)
(we all ded)