Cold open[]
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MARCH 25, 2020
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The episode begins with Announcer's UFO flying in space as they abduct an HPRC in the Evil Forest.
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There's the recovery center. Though, I'm quite interested in why there's so much in the woods.
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Triangle Speaker Box
It's probably because of survival purposes, but who are we kidding? There's nobody left in the Goiky region!
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Teardrop Speaker Box
Not a single soul after what they did to us! Those algebraliens will forever be shamed for taking over our kind!
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Don't you guys this you're taking this too over? You killed my owner! Waah!
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There is no choice. You had to participate in the take two of the campaign with us, because we have planned this for months.
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I just want my owner BACK! B-A-C-K! Back!
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If you keep whining, we'll have to put you in the acid chamber. You wouldn't want that, would you?
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Uh, me? No-no-no! Definitely not me! Don't do it! Please!
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Triangle Speaker Box
Then left it be known that WE are in charge, you have no choice in this plan!
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Okay? I... already know that. You don't have to remind me a thousand times.
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The UFO tilts, some speaker boxes fall to their side.
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What is going on?
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Why don't you give the driver a talk?
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Announcer walks over to the driver's seat, revealing that Pi is driving it.
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Who are you? You aren't one of us.
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Woah! I heard all of that commotion back there and figured that it was just something all in my head! Apparently, it was not.
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You don't understand, we have to pull the death penalty on you.
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WHAT?! Death penalty?! Do you have any shame for yourself?!
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Spongy Speaker Box
How did you even get in here, anyways?!
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Oh! Well, uhh... long story!
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Pi pauses.
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Heh, just kidding. Murder is the only way out of this!
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Pi brings out a few forks and starts violently stabbing some of the speaker boxes, opening a door in the flying UFO and releasing the speaker boxes out to orbit.
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Stop this! Right now!
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Eh. Puffball Speaker Box wish she could be me.
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Well, I think doing this is actually a favor! Since, you know, I can host-
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DON'T.
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Pi pauses for a moments.
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Hehe... heh... heeeeh...
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Pi quickly drives the UFO towards Goiky again, making it turn to fire when going straight down.
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Aah! I can't live in this heat! Only my CLONE CAN!
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Firey Speaker Box, I know what you're thinking, and you better not to do it!
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What's there to have, anyways?! The speaker boxes are practically DEAD, and this whole campaign has been brought to shambles! Why continue it?!
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Firey Speaker Box uses the HPRC to recover Firey.
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Wait! I can't type! NO!
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That's on you for trying.
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Don't you guys care that you're gonna die?
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Uhh...
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This is the worst day of my life.
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The UFO gets destroyed as the screen fades to black.
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The aftermath[]
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Pi steps out of the broken UFO to find themselves in a cornfield at night.
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This is the last place I would wanna be right now.
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Pi sees that the HPRC is still intact, and pulls it out from the UFO.
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NNRGH! There.
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Pi looks at it for a moment.
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I don't... exactly know anyone who should be recovered, but... I'll just see what's around me and think of-... A-HA!
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Pi backspaces "Firey" from Firey Speaker Box's attempt, types "Tree" in the keyboard and cranks it.
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Huh? Where am I? And, I'm not familiar with you at all.
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Ppfftt, that's what they always say. Now, could you help me recover some others that are here in Goiky? After, you know, the wipe-out that happened?
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Tree looks at the disheveled UFO, and then Pi in narrowed eyes.
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I see. Very suspicious of you.
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Tree types "Pen" into the recovery center and cranks him, making him come out of it in result.
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Gah! Wait, was that all just a dream? Was... was BFB all just a dream?!
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You would have to be smacked in the face a bunch of times to think that, Pen. No, no it wasn't.
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So, we cried for no reason?
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Yep. Exactly that. That's why I didn't overreact when it went down.
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WAIT... if that was real, and if everyone got killed, and if Four and X died, we can recover anyone inside Four, riiight?
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Pen, where are you going with this?
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Pen types "Liy" on the keyboard, and she comes out of the recovery center.
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I'm... out. No more algebra. FINALLY... unrestrained.
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Algebra? What are you talking about? Also, Pen... you do realize that she's a little... you know... coo-coo in the head?
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Is that because of the switch? Because if it is, understandable. But also, give or take, it has been a while. I guess people just hate to see growth.
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Us trees do grow all the time. None of us hate those changes... what's your point?
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Tree looks at the recovery center.
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... Just in spite for your recovery, I know my pick.
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Tree comes close to it and recovers "Foldy", making her emerge.
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Holy flap! Not what I expected...(Gasping)... LIY...
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FOLDY?! Tree! I... would ask you to undo this but, you know what? I've changed and I give up.
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(Laughing) ... How so?
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Well, I have been getting interested in being a leader after all those years being in Four. I guess it really did make me think about death and the P.A.C.T. as a whole.
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Oh! About the increasing death rate?
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Yeah. Exactly that.
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I do know someone who helped you with it! And that person probably still can.
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Remote gets recovered from the recovery center.
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Why am I in a cornfield?
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Do you all ask the SAME QUESTIONS?! I'm getting bored. Recover someone actually worthwhile!
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Yeah, maybe not a leader so confident in redeeming themselves! We've already seen you, and you're a bad apple, Liy.
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(Resting on Foldy) A bad apple, you say? You should've been there with me, then you would get why I said all of that.
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Said what? What're you two saying?!
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You ask too much. Leave. Please.
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