The Tweested Temple/Transcript

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Gelatin and Firey are rolling in Firey's unhinged Ferris wheel.

Oh my tree! It's Pencil's Announcer Crusher!

Shot to Pencil's Announcer Crusher

Oh no! I sure hope Pencil turned off the voice-enabled pulverize command!

"Pulverize" echoes, causing the Announcer Crusher to turn on.

Announcer Crusher

Pulverize command detected.

The Announcer Crusher begins to crush, then stops. The Ferris wheel rolls on its pedestal, then crushes it rapidly.

(...And that's why my prank could've been so perfect, Blocky! It made everyone laugh, and, no one got hurt. Wouldn't you agree that's what all pranks should do, Blocky?)

*gulps*

Don't gulp, Blocky. It makes you look suspicious.

It's Cake at Stake time!

Spongy kicks Four.

It's "Brake at Flake".

Did I just get slapped by this wiry-looking, 2-pixel wide, snaps like a twig noodle leg?

Intro, with some cheering heard at the start.

All right, you final seven contestants! You know how it goes: whichever one of you got the fewest votes from viewers will be exterminated! Roboty, Pencil and Spongy had immunity, so they're safe.

That's cool, but where's our prize for being safe? And why are you standing way up high, on Firey's Ferris wheel stand?

It's cause Firey's stand has this handy dispenser that I can use to dispense you prize, which is either water or lava.

Four pours water on Roboty, Spongy, and Pencil.

Yay! So refreshing!

Ew! I'm ultra-soggy now!

(Hm. The water didn't wash off the scribble on my face.)

Next, Blocky is safe, with 5 votes.

The bucket alternates to lava and the lava burns a hole in the ground.

Hey Four, Blocky died.

Oh. Really?

Yeah. Right before Gelatin gulped. Seems kinda sus to me...

Okay, I'll bring Blocky back.

Four recovers Blocky.

Aaa!!

And Firey is also safe at 5 votes!

Oh my collagen! Congrats Firey!

Now its down to Bubble and Gelatin, who's gonna leave the show?

Bubble...

Ahhhhhh!

...is eliminated at 0 votes!

*sigh of relief*

Four uses the Ferris wheel to pour lava on Gelatin, killing him.

(Bubble's dead.)

Oh right!

Four recovers Bubble and begins to send him to the BRB.

Aaaaahh!

Wait!

Gelatin grabs Bubble.

Oh man, bubble! I’m so sad I caused you to not get the prize you desperately wanted, twice now.

Both in Episode 25 too.

Shush!

Oh, pssh, don't worry about that, I don't care about no island, or no BFB screen, I'm just glad we're on good terms again.

Really?

Yeah!

For sure?

Definitely.

Awesome! Wait-

What?

Spongy! You're not supposed to be in this conversation!

Oh.

No, he can be in it.

Yay!

Oh no.

What?

My arm is getting tired!

Oof.

Gelatin lets go of Firey.

Bye Firey!

Bye Gelatin!

Fade to black. Cut to Pencil walking along the steps of the temple.

I wonder where the new stairs lead?

Use your eyes, Pencil! They lead into the archaic temple!

Oh, right.

How did you not notice that, Pencil?

Anyway, a quiet whisper has spoken in my ear that... wait, what did you say?

There are 6 totems inside the archaic temple. 2 are harmless, but 4 are cursed!

Yeah, that. That's what a quiet whisper told me.

Also, did you just say that Four is cursed?

Well, I sure ain't saying you blessed.

Time to despawn you!

Four despawns X offscreen.

Anyway, each of you must go into the temple, find one totem, and return it to me. If it's cursed, you'll be up for elimination! Go!

The contestants enter the temple.

Oh my gumdrop, it's so spacious in here! And... moist.

Moist? Meaning this temple might be soaked with- vomit?

What? Eww! No! How could you-

Looks like my vomit-repelling sweater will come in handy! Anyone else want to buy one?

Everyone else

No!

Aw, fine.

Purple Face suddenly appears. Everybody screams.

I'll be your tour guide for this temple!

Everyone

Oh.

Pff. How can you claim to be an expert of this temple if you've been locked in a box for 8 years?

Our purple allegiance is over!

Didn't know we even had one.

Okay, follow me into the side room! Welcome to this room. It's called the- duh, "Rectangley... Brownish- Room"!

Yeah. I'm not putting up with that drivel for another minute. (picks up Spongy) I'll take my alliance sidekick thingy with me, too.

Ooh, so we're going rogue?

I suppose.

This sounds awesome! But first, let me add Teardrop to our squad, (brings Teardrop over) cause she's a homie.

I do appreciate those who walk the walk instead of talking the talk.

So yes, this temple was built in the year 2763. Hm-hm. *gasp* Wha? I just lost half of my clientele? *cries* What?

A totem emerges from the floor.

Oh my gardener, that's a totem!

The totem rolls away as Pencil tries to grab it.

Huh? Come here!

The totem rolls towards Pencil and hits her leg, before rolling away again.

Hey!

Pencil tries to grab the totem again, but to no prevail.

Stop tumbling away from me! Grr!

-It's so sad! *cries* Shall we continue the tour?

Uh, sure. Alright.

Okay! Right this way, then. Feast your eyes! Now we are entering room number three, which experts have named the... uh, "Slightly Smaller Rectangly Brownish Room"? Oh! And it looks like lots of vines grow here! Oh! Pretty! Ohh!

Cut to Pencil still chasing the cursed totem.

Spongy eventually catches the totem.

Snatch!

Aah!

Ha! The totem's mine now!

Spongy zooms down the stairs and gives the totem to Four.

Huh?

Here's my totally-not-cursed totem, Four!

That totem is obviously filled with VOMIT!

Which means, Spongy, not only are you cursed with evil spirits for (demonic voice effect) a thousand years. YOU ARE ALSO UP FOR ELIMINATION!!!!

Cut to Purple Face.

Okay, that's the end of my tour! Thanks for listening.

But, Purply Head-

What?

You only showed us 3 rooms.

So?

Gelatin pulls out a map of the temple.

That's only 1 percent of the temple, according to my map.

Purple Face gets angrier and angrier.

Why don't you just (takes out totems) take these totems as a 'thank you for coming'? Get out of the temple!

Purple Face kicks Gelatin and Blocky out of the temple.

Both land in front of Four with the totems.

OMG, it's my friendos Gelatin and Blocky! Nice totems!

Four takes one of the totems.

Wait. Did those come from Purple Face?

(nods)

Wince!

Purple Face is the most cursed creature on the planet! You two are definitely up for elimination.

So, Water Droplet, Spongy tells me you're quite an awesome 'go with the flow' kind of person.

(nods)

(We should use osmosis to absorb you into our alliance.)

Firey facepalms, then gives a thumbs up.

(Oh great, a dumb old shrine. These things bore me.)

Firey shakes her head, then points at the symbol of the shrine, the yin-yang.

(Oh. I think that symbol means, one of these totems is blessed, and, the other one is cursed?)

Firey shakes her head again, then gets out a computer and a machine, starts the machine, waits for it to finish scanning the totems, and then types on the computer.

Woah, Firey. Are you trying to figure out which one is blessed?

(nods)

(Maybe we shouldn't.)

Firey is confused by this.

(Even if you do figure out which is which, then what? How do we decide which one of us deserves the good totem, and who deserves the bad one?)

(thinks)

(You are doing your analysis work quite swimmingly, and that's great, but, if we know which is which, deciding who gets the cursed totem could tear our new alliance apart, you know?

Firey agrees, puts on a blindfold, and gives one to Roboty.)

(Yes, yes. (puts on blindfold) Let's pick the totems randomly.)

(Fate, only you can determine our destinies.)

Roboty struggles to get her totem, but eventually does.

Got mine!

Roboty and Firey tumble down the temple stairs.

Wow. What a graceful entry. Anyway, Firey, you got the blessed totem, and Roboty, you got the cursed totem.

(muffled) Whatever. It was what fate decreed.

Wa wa?

Huh, what's that?

Wa wa!

Blocky wants to know who's still left in the temple.

It's that monstrosity who wears those ugly sweaters.

Clips of Pencil dancing to funky music inside the temple are shown. Days and nights pass, and she's still in the temple.

Where's Pencil? What's taking her so long, I wanna go home already!

Pencil finally comes back to Four, but instead of a totem, she holds a rock.

(panting) Here is my... totem.

Pencil hands over her 'totem' to Four.

Four, it took me FOREVER to find it! (panting)

Pencil, please, this is a rock.

So?

This rock is identical to the hundreds of rocks surrounding the entrance.

Er... so?

How did that take you 73 days to find?!

Ahh...

Well, this rock is technically not cursed, so you're safe!

Oh, really? Hooray!

Credits.

Pencil may be safe, but these guys are at your mercy. You watching this video, vote who should stay by typing their letter between square brackets and posting it as a comment. My name is Michael, and thank you so much for subscribing. I've got some awesome news, right now as I'm filming this, I've just finished the last chapter of Object Animator's Toolbox. If you've wanted to make your own object show and level up in Adobe Animate, check out the link in the description. It's over 90 minutes of densely animated material, and soon there'll be even more. Thank you so much for watching, take it easy, and see you in BFB 26.

Stinger.

Hello? Why are there no more customers for my temple tour? Awww....

Purple Face pulls out a tablet.

I guess I need to start advertising more.

Cut to Big Rotating Building.

Lollipop, Woody, Ruby, Bracelety, Teardrop, Taco, and Bubble

(screaming)