Well, Look Who It Is!/Transcript

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The episode starts by showing Flower in a hospital bed on life support.

It's-

-so sad that Flower's on life support!

I find it poetic instead.

I know how to lift Flower's spirits! Either a clap or a Flower power dance!

Ruby dances around while swapping through each sister's body. Flower finally dies and the patient monitor goes flat until the line starts moving up. Simultaneously, a long beep gains a progressively higher pitch, about to start the intro for a different season.

Wrong season.

(Intro)

Now that Flower's dead, wanna watch the Cake At Stake?

TOTALLY!

(in Bug-ese) Welcome to Cake at Stake! Where is everybody?

Oh, uhm, well... They're all dead. I wonder what creature killed them?

In that case, Cake at Stake is postponed until all contestants are alive and present.

Sounds good! Ruby, let's go to the recovery center in Yoyleland to recover our fallen comrades!

Sure thing!

Needle, Ruby and her sisters run along the Goiky Highway to get to Yoyleland.

We're here!

Ruby's sisters merge with Ruby

YOU crank, and I'LL type.

Cranklord-mode activated!

Pencil! Book! Fries! Coiny! Pin!

Oh, that one didn't take much cranking, did it? Saved me some work!

And WHO do you have to thank for that?

YOU!

Needle and Ruby high-five.

Cut to the Kaleidoscope.

You heard that disrespect, didn't you?

Yes. FreeSmart shall pay.

Quickly cuts back to the gems recovering the contestants

Payday! It's Nickel!

Nickel lands on Pin's point after being recovered.

Owie!

Bomby, Golf Ball, Tennis Ball, Horrifying Sludge-

Black sludge oozes out of the recovery center, becoming some kind of amorphous monster.

Wait- WHAT! did you type?

Oh! Horrifying Sludge! She was my best friend as a kid!

...Maybe..we...don't...need...her here.

Needle begins kicking Horrifying Sludge back into the HPRC.

Well, all right. But should we also recover Yellow Face?

Yellow Face? Wasn't he eliminated?

He was, but he died.

Then let's do it!

Ruby recovers Yellow Face.

Huh? Where am I?

Well, soon you'll be in the WTF! Lift, everybody!

The contestants line up and begin passing Yellow Face along.

We're doing it!

Wait! Where are you taking me? Gah! If you get rid of me, say goodbye to all those huge discounts! Ow! Ow!

Cut to the eliminated contestants in the Weak Trembling Fortress, tying their legs together.

Wait Gelatin, stop tying. Do you hear something?

No.

Everyone resumes tying their legs. Yellow Face is tossed in.

Gah! Ow!

Well, look who it is.

Oh no. This is so embarrassing!

Don't worry, Yellow Face! Being eliminated isn't embarrassing at all!-

The contestants still in the game cackle in a minimalist style.

Losers! Pathetic!

Coiny steals Gelatin's grappling gun.

Gimme that!

Cut to show no one was actually laughing, before Pencil interrupts.

Ha ha.

Everyone looks sternly at Pencil, who frowns.

Dude! Laughing at people? Not cool.

But-

Pencil's laugh echoes over the first group of recommended characters, in the Goiky Canal. Match ends up hearing it in the TLC.

What was that sound?

Chill out Match, that was just a hallucination.

No, I swear I heard, like, Pence-Pence's voice!

And I swear your hair dye stinks!

Grr! Donut, you're strong, get, like, Snowball out of my face!

Eh, fine. Listen you guys, we actually competed in BFDIA, and all you hooligans didn't. The two groups shall not mix.

So why don't we draw a region for the BFDIA contestants, and a region for the non-contestants?

Grassy draws the line with white chalk, unevenly diving the TLC.

I like that!

Cut back to the WTF. Moment of silence

BYE.

The contestants still in the game leave the scene.

Wait, Pencil, Book, Ruby! Don't any of you want to take me back?

They're busy competing, Ice Cube. We can't distract them!

Aw, man! That means we're never getting out!

Hey, why can't we just-

Gelatin steps through the gap in the WTF's side.

Oh my collagen! We could walk out of the WTF this whole time?!? WTF!! Those months and months of being imprisoned were agonizing!

Mmm, yes. So agonizing!

Quiet, Yellow Face, this complaint isn't for you. Plus, we have a new Yellow Face now, and he's so cute!

Gelatin holds a yellow tomato with a face drawn on. Firey consumes it, removing his metal status.

HOW COULD YOU?

Well, now that we're free, wanna explore Yoyle City?

Yeah!

Gelatin, Ice Cube, Rocky and Firey walk through Yoyle City.

Ooh, a Yoyle fountain!

Gelatin and Ice Cube jump into the fountain.

I float so easily in this one! Ha ha!

Rocky jumps into the fountain.

Come on Firey, join us!

Oh, I- I dunno. I have a fear of fountains.

Don't worry. This fountain doesn't have water. It has Yoyle oil! Yoy-il, I guess.

OKAY THEN!

Wait, oil? Firey, oil is flammable!

Firey jumps in, burning the other three to death.

You're right! This is fun!

Firey recovers everyone. Pan to them looking in a bakery window.

Ooh, a French bakery!

Ice Cube runs in and licks the cake in the display window. Everyone else enters.

And that baguette thing! My brothers tell me they're huge baguette fans.

Wanna try a cookie?

Sure.

Firey feeds Rocky to Gelatin, who spits after chewing.

Ew! It's so stale!

Oh, sorry. I just put Rocky in your mouth. Here's your cookie.

Firey feeds Gelatin the cookie, and he chews and spits again.

Ew! It's even MORE stale!

Well, duh. This bakery hasn't been in operation since 1338.

600 YEARS OLD?

Gelatin dies due to eating the centuries-old cookie.

Again.

Firey recovers Rocky and Gelatin.

Ooh, a Yoyleball stadium!

Everyone goes to the stadium.

Come here Icy, play Yoyleball with me!

Okay!

Firey kicks Ice Cube, who shatters.

No you dumb-dumb! You gotta play with the elusive Yoyleball!

Rocky eats the stadium grass.

Let's do it! Go long!

Gelatin does as told. Firey throws the spikey Yoyleball at Gelatin, who is killed and then recovered. Cut to the Kaleidoscope.

It's up to you, Coiny. You must enact the-

(text-to-speech voice) -revenge I deserve.

Your wish is my command.

(text-to-speech voice) Follow to my every order. You shall carry my lifeless body across the Goiky Highway, even if it takes you 27 days and 63 nights. Then find the trash compactors. Only there can the portal open. When it's time, recite the sacred mantra.

Apple! Orange! Banana!

Pin is crushed inside the trash compactor.

(text-to-speech voice) Splendid. You have transported my soul to the world below. Now dig, my friend. Trudge to the center of the Earth, and there is where you shall find me.

Coiny digs through the ground. Cut to the TLC, where the five BFDIA competitors have a larger area than the many non-competitors. A tube appears in the wall.

Oh my like, woodsicles, you guys! It's dinnertime!

Oh man, I'm starving! What's on the menu?

I can't see anything because Bottle's in the way!

Bottle's transparent.

Wow. Erasers really don't have brains, huh?

No! Bottle's filled with Grassy and Balloony because there's no room here!

Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp! Glorp—

Stop talking, green ones! You're tickling me!

Can't we just use Naily to pop Balloony for a better view?

WAAAAAA—

Lollipop pops Balloony by sticking Naily's point through Bottle's hole.

I nailed it!

Now let's see what's on that menu.

Cake moves in front of TV, blocking the menu from sight.

Everybody

Aw, man! BOO! Grr!

I don't remember Cake being so wide!

I'm not wide!

I hate this!

Bread begins to shoot out from the tube in the wall.

Bread! Mmm! Delicious!

Hey, you hear anything coming from the peanut gallery?

Nope.

No, I swear I hear something.

Cut to Coiny continuing to dig straight down. He falls into a Buried Forest, Deciduously Insulated.

Aaah! No way, is that an inverted planet?

That term is outdated, metal traveler. The correct term these days is 'buried forest, deciduously insulated'.

Wow! Fascinating story! Sounds like it came from far away.

*bites bread* Did it sound like Pencil's voice? *bites bread again* I still think we like, gotta go find her!

No Match, it was not Pencil.

The TLC/LOL begins to shake.

Woah! Dora, was that you?

Dadadadadadada! (I'M SO HUNGRY!)

That was Dora's stomach? She must be starving!

But there's all this bread to eat.

She's allergic to all non-island foods.

Really? Wait, but aren't all foods not islands? Dora is the weirdest contestant of them all.

Dora angrily looks at Saw, then slaps her. Cut to the remaining contestants walking along the Goiky Highway.

Oh my word! A loop-de-loop! How will we ever get past that?

Well, I refurbished Flower's Non-

WE refurbished Flower's Non-Slip Shoes So Ha to make the brand-new Super-Stick Shoes So Ha!

Golf Ball! That was MY project!

Well, you rented out my factory to build it, so I get partial credit.

Ugh! Fine.

These are so comfortable! And they work, too!

Oh my mint, that looks scary! I can't do it!

Sure you can! Just watch me!

Fries runs to the top of the loop, and his fries fall out.

Oh no!

Fries runs below and catches the fries in his container.

Nice save!

So Pencil, now that I'm a FreeSmart member, what perks do I get?

Woah, woah, woah! Since when did YOU become a member?

Since I did the act of sacrifice last episode?

I don't remember that. Book, do you remember that?

I was dead all of last episode.

Yeah, Needle. I don't buy it. Call me when you ACTUALLY do a sacrifice.

Why, I oughtta-

Cut to Yoyleland before Needle can slap Pencil.

Oh my collagen! That's the famous Yoyle Train Station! We've gotta check it out.

Why do you say "oh my collagen" so much, Gelatin? What does that even mean?

It's a protein that makes up animal bones and skin. I'm like, 90% collagen, and proud! Don't forget it!

I won't.

Alright guys, the station's across the river, so let's cross the bridge!

Uh... I still have a fear of heigh-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

I can't deal with this anymore!

Ice Cube puts a blindfold on Firey.

Huh? Where am I?

You're- on- ground level?

Phew, that's a relief! Rocky, you're getting a bit close to me. Can you walk to the ground over there?

Firey pushes Rocky off the bridge and into the river below.

Hmmf!

No! Rocky's gonna drown!

Shh! If Firey learns we're still on the bridge, he'll start screaming again!

Good point. All is good! Just keep walking.

Alright. But Gelatin, you're too close to me too!

Firey pushes Gelatin off the bridge.

Save me Ice Cube! Do something! I'm drowning, hurry!

I can't help. You'd understand.

Ice Cube and Firey recover Rocky and Gelatin. Firey ends up blindly wandering into the Toilet Emporium.

That was painful, but lo and behold, this is where the ancient Yoylians used to commute to work!

Wow! Ancient Yoylian transportation is fascinating!

Sigh.

Gelatin extends his arm and brings Firey over.

No Firey, you got it wrong. THIS is Yoylian transportation for ya!

Eh, somehow not as thrilling as before I could see.

Firey, this Yoyle Train was once the eighth wonder of the world. In fact, it can take us all they way to the Science Museum, which is 2,763 miles away. And yes, I'm just reading the information panel.

Well, alright. I'll be impressed if it actually takes us that far.

Then let's hop on!

Everyone gets on the train.

How do we get it to move?

Hmm... fuel tank? Collagen? That sounds familiar.

Wha, I've never heard that word in my life! Like, what, cool-a-geen? What a weird new word I've never heard of before, huh? It's so funny!

Gelatin is put into the fuel tank. The train zooms off.

Whee!

Wow!

Woah!

Gelatin is recovered as the train passes by the HPRC. Cut to Coiny digging.

(text-to-speech voice) Dig, Coiny, and you shall find me. Dig, Coiny, and you shall find me. Dig, Coiny, and you shall find me. When you find the furnace of the mantle too hot to bear, let the heat melt your body into its rawest form. Drip, drip, drip. You can be my alloy.

Coiny's melted form drips into The Unknown.

(text-to-speech voice) And nothing is stronger than the power of an alloyance.

Pin blows cold air on to Coiny, restoring him.

Pin? Why are you looking like THAT? And where are we?

Disembodied Voice

GET OUT!!!

(text-to-speech voice) We have no time. Overworlders are forbidden here. We must escape.

Alright!

Coiny shoots the grappling gun and brings Pin up with him. A glitchy barrier prevents Coiny from brining Pin up. Coiny still attempts to.

Huh? Come on, come on!

(voice alternating between text-to-speech and normal) I am so proud of you, Coiny. We did this together.

What is going on out there?

Oh, chill out, bagel brain! It can't be THAT scary.

Pen catches a glimpse of the Underworld version of Pin through the LOL window.

AAAAAH! WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE! LET'S GO, LET'S GO-

On it!

Snowball disconnects Fanny's blade, using them as a helicopter blade for the LOL.

Crank! Crank! Crank!

Several TLC prisoners begin to crank, causing the LOL/TLC to fly away from the scene.

Phew!

Coiny finally pulls Pin out of the ground.

Pin! Did it work? Are you there?

Pin remains in her shrunken, faceless, limbless state. Cut to Pan Flute taping Evil Leafy to the wall.

You know what, Evil Leafy, you really wreaked havoc on my concert last month.

Evil Leafy tries to teleport, but remains taped to the wall.

Uh uh uh! You're in timeout until you reflect on your actions.

The train passes through the concert hall.

Look Firey, we made it to the museum!

Well, I guess I'm impressed. I GUESS!!

You sure guess a lot.

Ice Cube, Gelatin, Rocky, and Firey walk into the museum.

Oooooh! Ahhhhh!

Firey knocks things off a table, which Gelatin puts back up.

Firey, you shouldn't break those! They're the most advanced Yoyle technology ever invented!

We're gonna get caught for breaking everything!

Not if I replace it.

Firey puts a cookie in place of a broken item.

No one will ever know!

Everyone goes upstairs.

What's up here? 'Enhancement L-yoy-ser?'

Ooh! What a cool ride!

That is not a ride.

Then why would there be so many colorful buttons?

Gelatin fiddles around with the buttons on the laser.

Why isn't it moving?

You forgot to pay, dude!

Oh! Heh. Right. Now where do I-

It's Yoyle tech. Just shove it wherever.

Okay!

Gelatin puts his coin on the glass, breaking it. The laser begins to malfunction.

Woah, woah woah woah, woah woah woah woah!

That's more like it!

Pew! Pew pew!

Lasers begin to be fired. A tree becomes more detailed, a superstore is restored from its abandoned state, a car becomes more detailed, as do the second group of recommended characters.

Woah, this thing is awesome! What else should I shoot?

What about that ugly-looking thing in the sky?

On it!

A laser is fired at the LOL, while Dora's stomach growls.

Gross.

AAAH! LASER INCOMING!

We gotta dodge it!

Out of the way! I'll steer us out of here!

Snowball does not steer out of the way of the laser, and it hits.

(sarcastically) Good job.

The laser gives the contestants in the TLC their IDFB assets, and recovers Balloony and Fanny.

Oh my elastic! I'm alive! And Fanny, you have legs!

I hate legs!

And Gaty's less hideous, and- no way! Dora! You look- so different!

Dadadadadadada. (I'm still starving. I'm ordering take-out.)

Thank you for calling Blazing Fast Delivery of Islands, what would you like to order?

Dadadadadadada. (One Island, please)

Ooh! I want my own island! *grabs phone* One island, with like, extra matchstick factories please!

And one with rainbows, and sparkles, and puffy clouds, and-

You guys are annoying the poor guy with the strangest requests... Anyway I'd like my island with lots of blood.

Sure can do! And what would you like your fifth island to have? Speak if you want fire, and don't speak if you want water

...

...Understood

Oh, can I add to the order?

Oh, sorry, but you're just, like, so far away.

...Can you just hand the phone over?

*hangs up* Too late!

Cut back to Gelatin on the laser.

Rocky, those lasers are dangerous! Be careful not to jump!

Rocky jumps and is hit by a laser.

*gasp*

But he doesn't look any different!

Bulleh!

Rocky vomits acid on the laser, melting it and Gelatin.

Oh, yeah, he's different alright.

Maybe we should dial the chaos back a bit.

Yeah.

Let's recover Gelatin and call it a day.

Okay.

Ice Cube, Rocky and Firey walk out of the museum and walk through Yoyle City. Firey notices leaves falling from the enhanced tree, reminding him of someone.

Come on, Firey, what's the holdup?

Coming!

Credits.

Cranking makes me tired.