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Cold open[]

[BFDIA 6 September 1, 2013]
(2013 switches to 2023)
Nickel, Pencil, Needle, Ruby, Book, Spongy, Pin, Bomby, Coiny, Yellow Face, and Ice Cube are falling through space from the Yoyle Mountain Summit. Ruby is carrying multiple yoyleberries.

Metal Ruby

Want some berries?

Metal Pin

I don't. Because I already had twenty-three!

Metal Ruby

What about you, Pencil? Are you craving any berries?

Pencil

Just stop before I kick you out of FreeSmart!

Metal Ruby

Aww, okay. Maybe my friend Dictionary wants a lictionary?

Book

You know, in an alternate universe, I feel like I would've said no. But in this universe, I'm feeling yes!

Metal Ruby

Hooray!
Ruby shoves yoyleberries in Book's mouth, turning Book into metal.

Coiny

Haha! Now you and I are matching!

Metal Book

We sure are, Nickel! Uh, hold on. Nickel doesn't have arms! (Pulls one of Coiny's arms)

Coiny

That's because I'm Coiny. I just ate a few too many yoyleberries!

Nickel

But wait! I, Nickel, do, in fact, have arms!

Coiny

Bwuh!?

Metal Book

Hehehehe, silly Nickel! I can tell those are Bomby's arms!

Nickel

Hehe, gosh darnit!
Cut to Announcer and Firey Speaker Box also falling through space.

Announcer

Alert, alert, Firey Speaker Box. I was nearly found out last episode.

Firey Speaker Box

Oh, dear, uh... that's not good!

Announcer

I need you to eat yoyleberries, so you will look like me. And if anyone claims they saw me, you will say it was you after turning into metal.

Firey Speaker Box

Bleh! But I hate the taste of yoyleberries, more than anything in the world!

Announcer

Come on, FSB. Do it for the team.

Firey Speaker Box

Oh, alright...
Firey Speaker Box eats the yoyleberries and turns into metal.

Metal Book

Hehe, you used your buddy Bomby's arms to pretend to be Coiny! What a funny prank!

Metal Firey Speaker Box

Quit being so wholesome! We're falling behind schedule!

Metal Pin

What's next on the schedule?

Metal Firey Speaker Box

Crashing into the ground.
Everyone crashes into the ground. Ruby seems to be almost unconscious, but suddenly gets up.

Metal Ruby

Holy guacamole! Is that the original Announcer?

Metal Firey Speaker Box

No! I'm the Firey Speaker Box! I just— uh, whaaaa— I, why are you making that face?

Metal Ruby

You do like yoyleberries, don't you FSB?

Metal Firey Speaker Box

No, nononono! I—

Metal Ruby

ORDER UP!
Ruby rapidly throws yoyleberries at Firey Speaker Box.
(Intro plays)

After the intro[]

Coiny

Alright, so it looks like we W.O.A.H. Bunchers have all made it here safely, and so has the brand new team FreeSmart.

Metal Pin

Oh yeah! And Team No-Name fell into that fish monster's disgusting mouth because Puffball screwed them over!

Pencil

Jeez louise, I'm sad that Match and Bubble got stripped from our team again! But I guess as non-contestants, they did have it coming.

Coiny

Uh, you think that means we gotta recover Team No-Name just so they can prepare for their elimination?
Firey Speaker Box is seen in a pile of yoyleberries.

Metal Firey Speaker Box

That sounds like a great idea, Coiny.
Coiny goes to the Hand Powered Recovery Center and begins typing the names of Team No-Name's members. Needle operates the crank.

Needle

It's time to recover Fries, Gelatin, Firey, Tennis Ball, Rocky, and Golf Ball!

Nickel

Wow, Needle! You're such a fast cranker!

Needle

Thank you!

Nickel

May I call you Crank-Lord, per chance?

Needle

Mmm, no, you may not.

Nickel

Sure thing! Then I won't, Needy!
Camera goes to Golf Ball as we hear Needle slapping Nickel in the background.

Golf Ball

Consciousness restored. Where's that Puffball? She must atone for her crimes! It's because of her that we're—
The camera pulls back and shows that Team No-Name is at the Cake at Stake place.

Golf Ball

—up for elimination.

Metal Firey Speaker Box

Yeah. Team No-Name, you all kept sleeping way longer than normal after Crank-Lord recovered you, so I figured I'd drag you to the Cake at Stake place.

Tennis Ball

Oh, wow! Thanks for the free transportation!
Cake at Stake theme plays

Cake at Stake[]

Metal Firey Speaker Box

So, Team No-Name, last episode, you failed to reach the summit of Yoyle Mountain, so you're up for elimination.

Fries

Wow, it feels like just yesterday that happened. It's like I just blinked my eyes, and suddenly, it's the next episode.

Gelatin

Uhh...

Golf Ball

(Interrupts Gelatin) And we all know whose fault it was that we lost!

Firey

Yeah! It was... Nonexisty!

Tennis Ball

No, it was Puffball, who's still in space.
Puffball is shown dancing in space

Tennis Ball

Stop dancing, PB, we can see you up there.

Metal Firey Speaker Box

Yeah, stop it, PB. We gotta move on to overall voting stats!
The voting stats appear on the TV

Metal Firey Speaker Box

Boring, huh?

Gelatin

I don't know, I find it pretty interesting.

Rocky

Mm-hmm!

Gelatin

Oh, Rocky! I'm still so sad you can't barf!

Metal Firey Speaker Box

The cake this time is all the Yoyleberries on my body! Let's see who got the most likes and won the prize!

Puffball

Ooh boy, I just know it's gonna be me! I always win the prize, hee-hee-hee! I can't wait to receive my third trophy~!
TV shows the overall stats. Firey gets the most likes at 1,023.

Metal Firey Speaker Box

Nope, Puffball. It wasn't you.
Puffball makes a vomiting face

Metal Firey Speaker Box

It was my owner, Firey! Who got over one thousand likes for the first time ever!

Firey

Oooh, yeah! Uh huh! Oh, yeah! Uh huh!

Puffball

Stop dancing, Firey! There must've been a glitch in the vote counting machine!

Firey

Uh huh! Oh yeah! Uh huh! Oh yeah

Fries

Spin that darn prize wheel, Firey!

Firey

Oh, right. Okay!

Puffball

I gotta stop him from spinning that wheel! All this time, it's been mine to spin, and mine to spin ALONE!
Firey spins the wheel, and Puffball attempts to stop him. The wheel lands on "Meteor Shield" before she can make it.

Firey

A shield against meteors? When in my ENTIRE LIFE will I EVER need this?

Metal Firey Speaker Box

Three seconds from now.

Firey

That can't be right.

Metal Firey Speaker Box

Yeah, one second from now.
Puffball lands on the meteor shield, bouncing off back into space and screaming in the process.

Firey

Wow, you were right! You didn't lie to me!

Metal Firey Speaker Box

Yeah, 'cuz you built me, so why would I lie?

Tennis Ball

Okay, it's nice to know you're honest, Firey Speaker Box. But can you please reveal the dislikes? I'm nervous about getting eliminated!

Metal Firey Speaker Box

Okay. Tennis Ball is safe with only 242 dislikes!
Firey Speaker Box throws some of the yoyleberries covering him at Tennis Ball.

Metal Firey Speaker Box

So is my owner with two hundred nine...ty-eight (298)!
Firey Speaker Box throws some of the yoyleberries at Firey.

Metal Firey Speaker Box

Also safe is Gelatin, with 361.
Firey Speaker Box throws one of the yoyleberries at Gelatin.

Tennis Ball

That's a relief! Wait, why do these yoyleberries feel tingly?

Metal Firey Speaker Box

Since I'm an electronic device, the currents running through my body probably zapped the berries a bit.

Tennis Ball

Oh, I see! *eats the Yoyleberry*
Tennis Ball eats the Yoyleberry, turning metal.

TBMetal

Yesss!
Tennis Ball gets shocked by the Yoyleberries, killing him.

TBMetalBurnt

NOOO!!!! bleh

Metal Firey Speaker Box

Moving on. Also safe are Fries at 459 dislikes. And Rocky at 469.
Firey Speaker box tosses one yoyleberry each at Fries and Rocky, who catch them.

Fries

Phew!

Rocky

Mmm hm!

Metal Firey Speaker Box

Uhh, why are you not eating your cake? That's rude.

Fries

(Shows a dead Tennis Ball) Uh, because!

Metal Firey Speaker Box

Enough chit-chat. So, the vote is down to the two balls of the team: Golf Ball... and Puffball!

Golf Ball

What! (starts crying) How do I keep ending up in the bottom two?! I'm the leader of my team!

TBMetalBurnt

Alright, I know I'm canonically supposed to be dead right now, but I'm coming back to life to say that Golf Ball, you've blurted that line so many heckin' times I wanna rip my ears off! Okay, back to being dead now. Hulp!
Tennis Ball goes back to being dead.

Metal Firey Speaker Box

Uh, that was weird. Anyway, which ball will be going home as the fifth boot to BFDIA?

Puffball

I hope it's not meeeeeeeeeeeee!

Golf Ball

I hope it's not meeeeeeeeeeeee!

Metal Firey Speaker Box

Stop that! Let's show the votes.
Golf Ball is safe with 675 dislikes, while Puffball has been eliminated with 1,455.

Metal Firey Speaker Box

Puffball's out!

Puffball

No, no!
Puffball ascends into space. She slingshots around a planet before re-entering Earth's atmosphere. This causes her to light on fire.

Puffball

AAAAAHH-!
Puffball then crash-lands into the TLC (which closes itself), which is in the LOL (which closes itself). Then, the LOL locks itself.

Team switching[]

Golf Ball

Thank goodness Puffball the traitor has been eradicated. It's a relief voters still value integrity.

Gelatin

But, Golf Ball...

Golf Ball

What is it, blob boy?

Gelatin

Our team only has six members. We're shrinking so fast!

Golf Ball

I'm not worried about that.
Anomalous sound effect plays as W.O.A.H. Bunch walks by.

Golf Ball

I'm worried about that.

Coiny

Hey, guys!
Coiny's voice deepens and the audio is slowed.

Coiny

DOES ANYBODY WANNA SWITCH TO OUR TEAM?

Golf Ball

Oh, no, no, no, no! Well, Tennis Ball won't switch because he's dead, and Firey and Gelatin made a promise not to switch and— and— and— and— and—
Rocky slowly nods his head once.

Firey and Gelatin

No, Rocky! No!

Golf Ball

Rocky! Don't tell me you're NODDING!

Coiny

AhaHAHAHA!
Rocky slowly nods his head twice.

Firey

Stop nodding, Rocky!

Golf Ball

You even made a promise not to switch!
Rocky slowly nods his head for the third time.

Coiny

Just as I planned!

Golf Ball

That's three nods! A fourth one, and THAT confirms the switch!

Firey and Gelatin

No to the fourth! No to the fourth!
Rocky slowly moves his head upwards, as Firey and Gelatin try to convince Rocky not to switch.

Golf Ball

Don't you dare drop that head of yours!

Firey and Gelatin

Keep those neck muscles extended! Keep those neck muscles extended!
Firey and Gelatin keep chanting, "Keep those neck muscles extended!", which then speeds up.

Fries

Ehh, whatever.
Rocky slowly nods his head one more time, meaning that he has officially switched from Team No-Name to W.O.A.H. Bunch.

Coiny

Well, then it's locked in!

Bomby

Yeah, he's ours!

Metal Pin

Welcome to the W.O.A.H. Bunch club!

Rocky

Mhm!

Spongy

Yay! My frisbee partner's back!

Yellow Face

I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay with us!

Nickel

Awesome! Another grey team member!

Firey

This is your fault, Fries! 'Cuz you said whatever!

Fries

Whatever! Rocky was just dead weight for our team anyway!

Metal Firey Speaker Box

So, are you guys done switching teams?

All the contestants
YAY!

Metal Firey Speaker Box

Then let's spin the wheel to choose the next contest!

Nickel

Wait! Uh... Before we do that, can we head back to Goiky first? I think Spongy is allergic to the yoyle grass. He's breaking out in hives!

Spongy

Yeah, I am, and it hurts a looooot!

Metal Pin

Wait, Spongy!

Spongy

What?

Metal Pin

Aren't those just the holes that are normally on your body?

Spongy

Oh, yeah, you're right! Huhuhuh! I must be fine then.
Another hole appears on Spongy's body

Spongy

WuUuEeEuUuEeEuUuEeE-

Pencil

Eh, I don't know if that's such a great idea, Nickel. Ruby glued our only recovery center to Yoyleland.

Metal Ruby

Oh my gumdrop, sorryyy!

Pencil

And I'd hate to be 2,763 miles away from it if I ever happened to die again!

Firey

Pencil's got a good point!

Pencil

Thank you! I sharpened it myself.

Firey

I got extinguished a lot, so I like to be close to the recovery center!

Needle

So, what are you suggesting, Firey? We just live in Yoyeland forever!?

Firey

Yeah! Why not?

Needle

Oh. Um, I guess I don't know why not. I guess we're all permanent Yoyleland residents now!
Freesmart, W.O.A.H. Bunch, and Team No-name celebrate, with the exception of Tennis Ball lying dead.

Metal Pin

Hold on! I keep mixing up Coiny and Nickel, and that's confusing! Let's just feed everyone these yellow tomatoes, which will remove their metal-ness!
Pin feeds one yellow tomato each to Coiny, Book, Ruby, Firey Speaker Box, and herself. This reverts the yoyle metal effect. Pin shouts "Yay" after feeding one to each person, progressively increasing in speed and pitch each.

Firey Speaker Box

Okay! Now can you guys spin the contest wheel?

Book

Sure thing!
(Book spins the wheel, landing on the prompt "Find a cozy building to live in")

Book

"Find a cozy building to live in?" How's that gonna work?

Firey Speaker Box

Well, you see, we're living in the abandoned Yoyle City long-term, right?

Book

Yeah?

Firey Speaker Box

So, you're all gonna need a bedroom to sleep in!

Book

Yeah, we will!

Firey Speaker Box

So, this episode's contest is to find a comfy bedroom to sleep in overnight! The first two teams that get all their members asleep at once will be safe; the last to do so will be up for elimination. Go!

Challenge[]

Golf Ball

Alright, No-Namers. As your team tyrant, I will decree the plan. First, walk to the HPRC to recover Tennis Ball!

Gelatin

Sure thing, GB!

Firey

I can't wait to see TB again!
Gelatin and Firey recover Tennis Ball.

Tennis Ball

Hooray, I'm alive!

Firey

Yay, TB I missed you!

Fries

Hold on Golf Ball, did you just say team tyrant?

Golf Ball

Y- I just like names with alliterating letters.

Fries

But isn't that like when people call you a bozo brain bossy bo-
Hard cut to W.O.A.H. Bunch.

Pin

Alright, W.O.A.H. Bunchers! With eight members, we're the largest team by far!

Nickel

Mmm, that means we should snatch the largest building to sleep in, huh?

Needle

Smart thinking, Nickel!

Coiny

Looks like I'm not the only big-brained coin on the team!

Spongy

That's right, you're not! Nickel is!

Coiny

But it's not enough that we get the best sleep! In order to win, we must ensure that the other teams get the worst sleep imaginable!

Pin

That's a good point!
Short soundbite of an audience booing.

Pin

Yellow Face, got any nifty products we could use?

Yellow Face

Mmm, I've got just the solution! UuUEH! UuuHEheheHhE!
Short soundbite of an audience cheering.

Yellow Face

Selling out fast, it's the revolutionary headphones that play a wonderful noise! Listen to it while you eat, listen to it while you blink! We've still got the superglue that makes them unremovable! Revamped for the modern era, version two of our headphones even include spike ball throwing technology; donated graciously to us by the Spike Ball Speaker Box!

Spike Ball Speaker Box

It's my pleasure!

Yellow Face

Buy within the next 20 minutes and we'll even throw in our new flesh eating bacteria that has caused the deaths of-

Needle

We'll take your entire stock!

Yellow Face

Oh, well, we only have two.

Needle

That's perfect, actually! One headset for Team No-Name, which I'll put on... Gelatin! Since he seems like the type of guy to have trouble sleeping!
Needle places the headphones on Gelatin.

Gelatin

Ugh, get me out of this thing!
Headphone sound effect plays.

Needle

You're welcome!
Gelatin's headphones eject a spikeball at Fries.

Fries

Hey Gelatin, when did your blobs get so spiky?
Another spikeball ejects at Firey but phases through him.

Firey

Hehe, good thing I'm just made of air!

Needle

And one headset for FreeSmart! Which I'll put on... Ice Cube! Because she seems the most fragile!
Needle puts the headphones on Ice Cube. The headphone soundbite plays. Three spike balls then eject and hit Pencil, Book, and Ruby.

Pencil

Ouchie!

Book

Yeowchie!

Ruby

Dowchie!

Ice Cube

I want revenge!

Pin

What's that?
Pin turns up the volume of Ice Cube's headphones using her tongue.

Pin

I can't hear anything over that wonderful noise!

Coiny

Wow Needle, you phoned up Gelatin and Ice Cube, our former Power of Three teammate? That's brutal.

Needle

Yep! Those teams are getting no sleep. We're so gonna win!
Cut to FreeSmart.

Pencil

FreeSmarters!

Book, Ice Cube, and Ruby
Yes?
The headphone soundbite plays.

Pencil

Let's hop in the FreeSmart SuperVan!

Ruby

I love the SuperVan!
Pencil, Book, Ice Cube, and Ruby enter the SuperVan. Pencil drives off.

Ruby

Alright, Pence-Pence! Drive to the Pillow Marketplace; the comfiest emporium in town!

Book

I'm so excited to check it out!

Pencil

Let's do it, Rubester!
The headphone soundbite plays.

Pencil

Wait, before we go, I can't drive with this genre of music! I know it's what kids these days listen to, but my ears just can't put up with this!
Cut to Pencil placing Ice Cube in the trunk of the SuperVan.

Pencil

Sorry, Ice Cube.

Ice Cube

Wha?

Pencil

It's for the good of the team...

Ice Cube

No!
Pencil closes the door to the trunk on Ice Cube.

Ice Cube

I want revenge!
The headphone soundbite plays for a split second. Cut to FreeSmart driving around Yoyle City. Pencil drives over a skyscraper, then inside a building and out.

Ruby

Yay, so fun!
Pencil drives into a manhole, then out another one. She then drives across a bridge.

Ruby

Woohoo! We're getting close!
Pencil rapidly flips and bounces the SuperVan across The Yoyle Stadium, somehow landing inside the Science Museum. She then drives off.

Ruby

Alright, oh yeah! You do know the directions, don't you Pencil?

Pencil

Don't ask me questions like that, Ruby!

Ruby

o-
Cut to W.O.A.H. Bunch walking towards the Aerospace Manufacturing Plant.

Pin

So this is Yoyle City's biggest building?

Nickel

Yeah, an abandoned Aerospace Manufacturing Plant! It's massive!

Needle

It can definitely fit all eight of us!

Bomby

Hooray!

Nickel

Let's go inside!
W.O.A.H. Bunch enters the Aerospace Manufacturing Plant.

Nickel

Woah! Are these race cars? I've never seen anything so futuristic in my life

Spongy

Hmmm, I think I've seen these before. They're spaceships, haha!

Pin

No way! You're familiar with these? That's so cool!

Coiny

Yeah, that's amazing! Have you ever been inside a spaceship?

Spongy

In- inside one? Hmmm...
Flashback to "The Glistening" when Spongy is forcefully shoved in a spaceship's engine as fuel.

Spongy

I don't like to talk about it.

Coiny

Oh, uh- uhh, okay?

Nickel

Well, we're only here to get the best sleep possible! So don't get distracted by the cool tech.

Bomby

If you say so, Nickel!

Yellow Face

For just 70,000 payments of 70,000 dollars, buy our Aerospace Pillows and Blankets!

Nickel

Whoa, these are perfect for sleeping, and oh, so soft! You really just found these lying around in the plants?

Yellow Face

I sure did!

Nickel

Then how come you're charging 4.9 BILLION dollars for that?

Yellow Face

Oh! Um... Well..., you can get a 5-cent family discount!

Nickel

Ooh, I love 5-cent discount- Wait! I'm related to Yellow Face?

Needle

Who cares if you're adopted, Nickel? It's time for bed!

Nickel

You're right, Needle! We're going to be so well rested tomorrow! Good night!

Needle

Good night-
A raindrop lands on Needle's forehead.

Needle

Ah! Did I just feel a raindrop on my face?

Nickel

Well, if you did, hopefully you can just sleep through it?
Cut to Gelatin walking across the block in front of The Yoyle Needy, with spike balls ejecting out of his headphones and the Yellow Face soundbite constantly repeating. He then encounters the "Evil Here Hotel," the "Evil" part of the sign being flipped upside down.

Gelatin

Yo, team! I've been following these headphone spike balls, and they led me to the perfect sleeping place!

Firey

Wow, it's called the Live Here Hotel? It must be so cozy if people literally live in the building!

Golf Ball

Smart choice, Gelatin! Let's go in!

Tennis Ball

Eh, I don't know guys.

Fries

No wimping out, TB! I know you were born thirty seconds ago, but you gotta go in!

Tennis Ball

Okay.

Gelatin

Whoa! This hotel looks so fancy!

Firey

Wow! I already feel at home here!
Firey and Gelatin swing on the lobby chandelier.

Gelatin

Especially on this chandelier!

Firey

It's so swingy! This is definitely the hotel for us!

Golf Ball

Guys! The most important factor is whether the hotel has sufficient bedrooms for us to sleep in. So get off that chandelier and let's inspect them!

Gelatin

Oh, okay, bossy bot.
Team No-Name checks room 001.

Fries

This room's pretty bad. Two out of ten.
Team No-Name checks room 002.

Fries

This room's pretty fancy! Seven out of ten.
Team No-Name checks room 003.

Fries

This room's pretty decent. Six out of ten.
Team No-Name checks room 004.

Fries

This room's pretty iffy. Three out of ten.

Golf Ball

W- whoa, what's this?

Gelatin

It's the end of a hallway.

Golf Ball

No, Gelatin! This mirror! Why is it here? I'm so curious!

Tennis Ball

I have no idea, but I think we can learn more information about it by staring at it very closely.
The team stares at the mirror for a few seconds, and Evil Leafy appears from it at the last second. Cut to a Yellow Face ad.

Yellow Face

Are you craving a meditation app to calm down from the frenzy of the world?
Yellow Face takes a deep breath.

Yellow Face

WELL THEN KEEP ON CRAVING BECAUSE THAT APP DON'T EXIST!
Cut back to the hotel. Evil Leafy gets out of the mirror and then chases Team No-Name. Everyone runs away while screaming.

Gelatin

Everyone! Hide inside the iffy room! She can't capture us there!
Team No-Name enters room 004. Evil Leafy teleports in front of the window.

Firey

Wha!

Tennis Ball

No it's okay, Firey. Evil Leafy is on the other side of the glass!

Firey

Oh, phew!
Evil Leafy phases through the window. Team No-Name runs around the floor, walls, and ceiling as she chases them. Team No-Name then exits the room and closes the door. Before Evil Leafy could follow them outside the room, someone on the team puts a "Do not disturb" door hanger before closing again. Abiding by the door hanger, Evil Leafy escapes the room by phasing through the window again. Evil Leafy starts chasing Team No-Name again.

Firey

I didn't know Evil Leafy could go through glass!

Tennis Ball

She must be getting stronger!

Gelatin

Everyone, hide inside the decent room! She can't capture us there!
Team No-Name enters room 003.

Golf Ball

There's planks and glue here! Armed people, board up that window before Evil Leafy gets here!
Firey, Fries, and Gelatin board up the window.

Tennis Ball

Oh, I'm scared!

Golf Ball

As long as those boards stay up, we should be fine!

Firey

Good, because this glue is super strong!
Zoom in on the glue label saying "water soluble." Cut to FreeSmart.

Ruby

Pencil, be honest with me now. Have we spent the last few hours just driving in circles?

Pencil

Well, the truth is...
Zoom out to the FreeSmart SuperVan driving in the park.

Pencil

It's more of an elliptical shape.

Ruby

Aw, man! We are never getting to the Pillow Marketplace, are we?

Book

Wait, I've got an idea! I'm a Yoyle City atlas, so why don't we look up where the Pillow Marketplace is in me?
Ruby picks Book up and reads her.

Book

Woah!

Ruby

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Open wide, Book! Hmm...searching, searching...yes, yes...Aha! It's part of this larger Yoyle Mall!

Pencil

Oh my gosh! Yay! I love Yoyle malls!

Ruby

Which is on the 276th floor of the Yoyle Needy!

Pencil

Oh my gosh! Nay! I loathe Yoyle malls!

Ruby

It says here that the stairs of the Yoyle Needy are out of order, and the walls of the Needy are super slippery! So our van might...not be able to drive up the sides.

Pencil

Oh, it's one of those skyscrapers, huh? Well, should we get some balloons from the balloon store then?

Book

Sure thing!
The SuperVan crashes through the balloon store and comes out with balloons with strings attached on top. They float into the air.

Pencil

Now we can float to the top floor of the Yoyle Needy!

Ruby

FreeSmart for the win!

Book

Is it just me, or are Icy's headphones' noises sounding more distorted?

Ruby

Nope, it's just you.
Ice Cube is in the back, tampering with the headphones.

Ruby

Wow! We're flying above so many historic Yoyle buildings right now!

Book

The Yoyle Needy! The Juice Cinema! The Yummy Filtration Plant! It's all right below us!

Ruby

Wait. Yummy Filtration Plant? I gotta get my fix!
Ruby opens the back door of the SuperVan.

Pencil

Oh, great. Ruby's going rogue again!

Ruby

See you in a bit, FreeSmarters!
Ruby jumps into the filtration plant and eats everything inside, then quickly jumps out on the roof.

Ruby

Yum!
Ruby jumps back into the SuperVan.

Pencil

*annoyed* Had fun at the filtration plant, Ruby?

Ruby

Yep! It was delicious!

Pencil

*sarcastically* I'd love for you to take me there for dinner someday.

Ruby

Sure thing!

Pencil

Grrr!
Cut to W.O.A.H. Bunch. A raindrop lands on Needle's forehead.

Needle

I think I felt a second raindrop.
A raindrop lands on Nickel's head.

Nickel

Oh, boop! I'm getting rained on too!
Pan outward to reveal a raincloud above Nickel and Needle.

Nickel

Holy guacamole! When did a cloud get in here?!

Coiny

Well, Nickel, some buildings...

Bomby

Like this one!

Coiny

...are large enough for weather systems to form inside of them!

Bomby

Like clouds!
Spongy tries running from the rain cloud screaming.

Spongy

I don't like being rained on! I gotta get shelter!

Needle

But don't you just ABSORB the rain?

Spongy

Exactly! I just hate getting soggy.

Nickel

But guys, we're gonna get the worst sleep ever if we're being rained on this whole time! We gotta get rid of this cloud!

Coiny

Maybe there's some old device in this warehouse that can help us!

Needle

Ooh!
Needle gets a waterspout.

Needle

Like maybe this long thing?

Coiny

Ha ha! That's a dehumidifier! If we hook it up to the building like this...
Coiny connects the pipe through the ceiling.

Coiny

...then it'll absorb all the moisture inside the room into this bottom spout, carry it up the pipe, and spit it out of the top pipe!

Needle

Wow, that's so nifty!

Nickel

And look at that! The rain's starting to dry up!
Cut to FreeSmart.

Book

Wait, guys, what is that thing ahead of us?

Pencil

Huh? A pipe??
*dun dun dun*

Ruby

Oh no Pencil, what do we do?

Book

Ah- turn this van's wheels in reverse so we don't hit that pipe!

Pencil

Sure thing!
Pencil turns the wheels, causing no effect.

Pencil

Oh no, we're in the air, so that did nothing!
Pencil, Ruby, and Book scream as the SuperVan gets punctured by the pipe on impact. The rainwater begins to flow into the SuperVan.

Book

Oh my wordy-word, not again!

Ruby

Get ready to hold your breath!
Pencil, Ruby, and Book hold their breath as the rainwater completely fills the SuperVan. The sun sets. Cut to Team No-Name stuck in room 003 as Evil Leafy is trying to teleport through the barred window, to no avail. Cut to W.O.A.H. Bunch as the raincloud is shrinking from the dehumidifier.

Nickel

And look at that! The raincloud's getting smaller! Haha.

Bomby and Needle
Yay!

Bomby

It's down to fifty percent size now!

Pin

Hmm...I'd say it's actually closer to forty percent.

Nickel

And when it gets to zero, we can truly get to sleep.
Cut to FreeSmart.

Book

Oh my word! We're all gonna drown soon! Better whip out the snorkels!
Pencil, Ruby, and Book puncture holes in the ceiling of the SuperVan with their Snorkels, causing an excess of water to fly out. The water somehow reaches and hits Team No-Name's boards held together by the water-soluble glue. The boards fall off the window, finally granting Evil Leafy access to the room. The team runs out into the hallway as Evil Leafy chases them.

Gelatin

Everyone! Hide inside the fancy room! She can't capture us there! Wait. How do you get the door open?

Fries

It's motion-sensing, so you gotta wave your arms!

Gelatin

Oh, I see. Wave your arms, everybody! Wave your arms!

Tennis Ball

You know, I would complain, but I'm actually cool with letting them do all the work.

Golf Ball

Good point!
The doors to room 002 opens.

Firey

Phew!
The team goes in, and Evil Leafy tries going inside.

Firey

Huh? What's happening now?

Tennis Ball

Oh! Because Evil Leafy moves instantaneously, not continuously, the door never actually registers it as a motion!

Firey

Well, that's good news for us!

Tennis Ball

It is! Which means we should be safe in here as long as Gelatin doesn't...
Gelatin's headphones eject a spike ball, which triggers the motion-activated doors to open.

Tennis Ball

Hmm...

Gelatin

What did I do? I didn't mean it!
Team No-Name runs from Evil Leafy and waves their arms in the elevator to open it. They're back in the hallway.

Gelatin

Everyone! Hide inside the bad room! She can't capture us there!

Fries

Y'know, Gelatin? Something tells me that isn't quite true.

Gelatin

We don't really have any other option, do we?
Team No-Name enters room 001. The frontal wall falls apart as soon as the door closes.

Fries

Oh wow, this room is really badly made, isn't it?
Evil Leafy teleports in shot, Team No-Name screaming. Evil Leafy starts approaching them.

Golf Ball

Well, it looks like we're really out of rooms this time. I don't think we have any remaining escape!

Tennis Ball

Oh no! This is really, like, the end!
Cut to FreeSmart.

Book

Oh my word, guys! We can't fall asleep underwater! We're so gonna lose!

Ruby

Looks like we'll never get to visit the pillow marketplace after all!

Pencil

Yeah. Maybe it is the end of the line for us FreeSmarters. Oh man. I would apologize to Ice Cube for locking her in the trunk. We as a team should have stuck together.

Ruby

Wait, what's that?
The pipe starts to turn clockwise because of the SuperVan's weight.

Ruby

Oh no, we're too heavy!
FreeSmart starts to scream. Cut to W.O.A.H. Bunch.

Nickel

Um, guys? I don't think our dehumidifier pipe is supposed to be moving?

Bomby

It's NOT!
Bomby attempts to pull the pipe straight up.

Bomby

Gaah! Help me pull this thing back, you guys!
The other W.O.A.H. Bunch members, except for Pin, help Bomby.

Pin

Aw, man. I can't help pull without my precious limbs!
The pipe is rotating clockwise. W.O.A.H Bunch gets picked up off the ground from the rotation, the team still grabbing the lower end. FreeSmart then breaks through the ceiling into the building, the SuperVan still attached; vice versa with W.O.A.H. Bunch as they break through the roof. The pipe end with FreeSmart swoops down to Pin, to which Ruby uses her Blanket Magnet to steal the team's blankets.

Ruby

Hee hee!

Pin

Hey, you stupid FreeSmarters stealing AGAIN?! Tsk tsk.
The pipe stabilizes horizontally.

Bomby

Oh my gosh! It's FreeSmart!
FreeSmart gets out from the SuperVan onto the pipe.

Pencil

It's W.O.A.H. Bunch!

Book

Oh yeah, why didn't we just open the car doors earlier?

Nickel

You guys literally crashed our sleeping place!

Yellow Face

And stole our blankets and pillows too!

Bomby

GET OUTTA HERE!

Book

What?! You're the ones to talk! You literally glued the worst headphones ever onto our dear friend Icy!
The headphone soundbite plays.

Ice Cube

Yeah!

Pencil

She did not deserve that! You guys will PAY!
Pencil charges at W.O.A.H. Bunch.

Rocky

Hi, Pencil!
Pencil kicks Rocky into the sky.

Needle

Oh, you want a showdown then?

Yellow Face

Need to kill someone right away?

Needle

Yes.
YES, I DO.

Yellow Face

My first customer!
Yellow Face hands Needle an indecipherable scribble.

Yellow Face

Katana!
Needle runs toward Pencil wielding the "katana" and fights her. Yellow Face gives Coiny the same type of object.

Yellow Face

Lightsaber!
Coiny fights Book with the "lightsaber." Yellow Face hands Bomby another object.

Yellow Face

Stick!

Bomby

(grumble) Seriously? All I get is stick?!

Yellow Face

Bro, behind the fancy labels, it's all the same product.
Ruby pulls Bomby's string, starting a fight between them. Rocky falls on Pin and splits in half.

Pin

Oh, dear! I killed a teammate with my point! That is not good! Hmm, I know! I will lie on my side, and then I'm sure not to cause any trouble!

Pencil

Alright, I've had enough of this!
Pencil pushes Needle to the ground and stands on her head.

Needle

Help, Spongy! I need backup!

Spongy

WUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!
Spongy runs to the right side, upsetting the balance of the pipe and causing the van to rotate clockwise towards Pin, who's lying on her side. The backside of the SuperVan gets punctured by her point, causing the water to rush out and flood the building. The pipe stabilizes once again.

Book

What are we doing? The contest isn't to kill each other! It's to see who can sleep the best!

Ruby

Oh, you're right! No more wars, it's time for snores!
Ruby gathers the pillows and blankets she stole and gives them to FreeSmart.

Ruby

Nighty night, FreeSmart crew!
FreeSmart instantly falls asleep. Ice Cube's headphones play the Yellow Face soundbite, making her wince briefly.

Nickel

Grr! If only we hadn't let them steal our blankets! Now they're going to fall asleep and we're going to lose! Oh, no! Gooby JEEBER WEEBERS-

Needle

Wait! You know what might prevent FreeSmart from sleeping? Spooky stories!

Yellow Face

I got the scariest story ever! Purple Face has all these boogers in his nose, and his brain is super tiny and slimy, and one of the boogers in his nose even tastes like...um, well...

Coiny

Yeah, that story ain't scaring them at all, Yellow Face. But I know what will! Evil Leafy!
FreeSmart starts to shiver in fear.

Needle

Whoa! They're wincing! Go again, Coiny!

Coiny

Evil Leafy, Evil Leafy, Evil Leafy...

Needle

It's working! They must be terrified of fictional monsters!
Evil Leafy appears in front of Team No-Name, but Evil Leafy gets distracted by Coiny saying her name, diverting her attention.

Tennis Ball

Huh?
Evil Leafy teleports towards W.O.A.H. Bunch and FreeSmart.

Needle

Silly FreeSmart babies! So scared of a spooky story that isn't even real!

Coiny

...Evil Leafy, Evil Le-
Evil Leafy teleports onto the balance beam, scaring everyone on it.

Ruby

Phew! It's good to see Evil Leafy wants to eat their guts and not ours.
Evil Leafy approaches W.O.A.H. Bunch, who are on the left end of the pipe, but this ends up disrupting the balance and causing the team to submerge into the flood.

Ruby

Ha ha! W.O.A.H. Bunch is getting wet! W.O.A.H. Bunch is getting wet! Wait, why'd she stop? Can't she go underwater?

Pencil

I don't think so! Which means we're her only available meal now!
Evil Leafy approaches FreeSmart, who are on the right end of the pipe, but this, once again, ends up disrupting the balance and causing the team to submerge into the flood. W.O.A.H. Bunch rises to the surface again. The cycle repeats. Cut to Team No-Name.

Tennis Ball

Yay! Evil Leafy's gone!

Golf Ball

This tired Team Tyrant says let's all go to the fancy room to fall asleep!

Gelatin

Good idea. And now that I've self-meditated, I can fall asleep even with the weird headphone noises.
Team No-Name enters room 002. They all fall asleep.

Firey Speaker Box

Team No-Name is the first team to fully fall asleep, so they're safe. That means it's just down to FreeSmart and W.O.A.H. Bunch!
Cut back to W.O.A.H. Bunch and FreeSmart. The seemingly endless cycle with Evil Leafy continues.

Book

FreeSmarters, we can't keep up this rhythm forever!

Ruby

No, we can't! Oh Pencil, what do we do?

Pencil

Uh, we should, uh, I don't know what we should do.

Ice Cube

I want-

Pencil

Yeah yeah, we get it, Ice Cube. You want revenge. So predictable.

Ice Cube

I want to be LISTENED TO!

Pencil

Wh- whaea!
Ice Cube enters the SuperVan. She grabs four balloons. Cut to the team floating in the air with the balloons tied to them.

Ice Cube

Now, listen!
Ice Cube plays a lullaby through her headphones.

Book

Wow, Icy! That's the most soothing lullaby I've ever heard! It almost puts me in a trance!

Pencil

So, during all your time in the truck, you figured out how to rewire your headphones to play other sounds?

Ice Cube

Yeah!

Pencil

That's really...impressive, Icy! *sleepily* I should consider you...a more valuable...FreeSmart member...

Ruby

*yawns* So sleepy...Nice music...

Ice Cube

Night night, everybody!

Firey Speaker Box

Flying high above the crowd, FreeSmart is now asleep, and is the second team safe! But that means that our remaining team, W.O.A.H. Bunch, gets last place and is up for elimination! By the looks of it, they'll be up all night! Viewers, click the links in the description to visit each W.O.A.H. Bunch member's YouTube video! Give them likes if you like them and dislikes if you dislike them! The W.O.A.H. Bunch member with the most likes will get a prize, and the W.O.A.H. Bunch member with the most dislikes will be eliminated from the Battle for Dream Island Again! Alright, see you in BFDIA 7!

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Ruby

Psst. Pencil. Pencil! Hey Pencil! Wanna start a video diary?

Pencil

Okay!

Book

Ooh. Good idea! Why don't we film it on this video camera?

Pencil

Let's do it! And our old friends Match and Bubble will love seeing what we're up to now!

Ruby

I can film! I'm an expert after all! Lights, camera, ac-

Pencil

You're sure you know what you're doing, Ruby? Sure you're not forgetting anything?

Ruby

I'm sure! Lights, camera, action!

Pencil

Welcome to day one of our video diary, and today, we'll be showing you a sneak peek of our crazy lives! Ice Cube actually helped us win this challenge by playing a soothing melody when we needed to sleep. How clever! I'm so grateful she's on our team!

Ice Cube

Yeah! Thank you!
Credits.
(Episode ends here)
Transcripts
BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4Well, Look Who It Is!PointyPointyPointy ♫Spore DayRespect to the WickedStart the ShiftAirplanes in the Night Sky🥚Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?Category OneI SAID CAREFUL!!!Seasonal ShiftThe Power of FourBottle For Dream Island

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers