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Cold open[]
[BFDIA 6 September 1, 2013]
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(2013 switches to 2023)
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Nickel, Pencil, Needle, Ruby, Book, Spongy, Pin, Bomby, Coiny, Yellow Face, and Ice Cube are falling through space from the Yoyle Mountain Summit. Ruby is carrying multiple yoyleberries.
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Want some berries?
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I don't. Because I already had twenty-three!
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What about you, Pencil? Are you craving any berries?
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Just stop before I kick you out of FreeSmart!
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Aww, okay. Maybe my friend Dictionary wants a lictionary?
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You know, in an alternate universe, I feel like I would've said no. But in this universe, I'm feeling yes!
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Hooray!
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Ruby shoves yoyleberries in Book's mouth, turning Book into metal.
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Haha! Now you and I are matching!
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We sure are, Nickel! Uh, hold on. Nickel doesn't have arms! (Pulls one of Coiny's arms)
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That's because I'm Coiny. I just ate a few too many yoyleberries!
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But wait! I, Nickel, do, in fact, have arms!
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Bwuh!?
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Hehehehe, silly Nickel! I can tell those are Bomby's arms!
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Hehe, gosh darnit!
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Cut to Announcer and Firey Speaker Box also falling through space.
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Alert, alert, Firey Speaker Box. I was nearly found out last episode.
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Oh, dear, uh... that's not good!
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I need you to eat yoyleberries, so you will look like me. And if anyone claims they saw me, you will say it was you after turning into metal.
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Bleh! But I hate the taste of yoyleberries, more than anything in the world!
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Come on, FSB. Do it for the team.
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Oh, alright...
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Firey Speaker Box eats the yoyleberries and turns into metal.
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Hehe, you used your buddy Bomby's arms to pretend to be Coiny! What a funny prank!
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Quit being so wholesome! We're falling behind schedule!
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What's next on the schedule?
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Crashing into the ground.
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Everyone crashes into the ground. Ruby seems to be almost unconscious, but suddenly gets up.
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Holy guacamole! Is that the original Announcer?
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No! I'm the Firey Speaker Box! I just— uh, whaaaa— I, why are you making that face?
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You do like yoyleberries, don't you FSB?
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No, nononono! I—
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ORDER UP!
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Ruby rapidly throws yoyleberries at Firey Speaker Box.
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(Intro plays)
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After the intro[]
Alright, so it looks like we W.O.A.H. Bunchers have all made it here safely, and so has the brand new team FreeSmart.
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Oh yeah! And Team No-Name fell into that fish monster's disgusting mouth because Puffball screwed them over!
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Jeez louise, I'm sad that Match and Bubble got stripped from our team again! But I guess as non-contestants, they did have it coming.
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Uh, you think that means we gotta recover Team No-Name just so they can prepare for their elimination?
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Firey Speaker Box is seen in a pile of yoyleberries.
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That sounds like a great idea, Coiny.
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Coiny goes to the Hand Powered Recovery Center and begins typing the names of Team No-Name's members. Needle operates the crank.
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It's time to recover Fries, Gelatin, Firey, Tennis Ball, Rocky, and Golf Ball!
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Wow, Needle! You're such a fast cranker!
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Thank you!
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May I call you Crank-Lord, per chance?
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Mmm, no, you may not.
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Sure thing! Then I won't, Needy!
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Camera goes to Golf Ball as we hear Needle slapping Nickel in the background.
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Consciousness restored. Where's that Puffball? She must atone for her crimes! It's because of her that we're—
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The camera pulls back and shows that Team No-Name is at the Cake at Stake place.
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—up for elimination.
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Yeah. Team No-Name, you all kept sleeping way longer than normal after Crank-Lord recovered you, so I figured I'd drag you to the Cake at Stake place.
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Oh, wow! Thanks for the free transportation!
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Cake at Stake theme plays
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Cake at Stake[]
So, Team No-Name, last episode, you failed to reach the summit of Yoyle Mountain, so you're up for elimination.
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Wow, it feels like just yesterday that happened. It's like I just blinked my eyes, and suddenly, it's the next episode.
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Uhh...
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(Interrupts Gelatin) And we all know whose fault it was that we lost!
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Yeah! It was... Nonexisty!
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No, it was Puffball, who's still in space.
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Puffball is shown dancing in space
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Stop dancing, PB, we can see you up there.
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Yeah, stop it, PB. We gotta move on to overall voting stats!
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The voting stats appear on the TV
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Boring, huh?
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I don't know, I find it pretty interesting.
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Mm-hmm!
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Oh, Rocky! I'm still so sad you can't barf!
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The cake this time is all the Yoyleberries on my body! Let's see who got the most likes and won the prize!
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Ooh boy, I just know it's gonna be me! I always win the prize, hee-hee-hee! I can't wait to receive my third trophy~!
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TV shows the overall stats. Firey gets the most likes at 1,023.
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Nope, Puffball. It wasn't you.
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Puffball makes a vomiting face
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It was my owner, Firey! Who got over one thousand likes for the first time ever!
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Oooh, yeah! Uh huh! Oh, yeah! Uh huh!
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Stop dancing, Firey! There must've been a glitch in the vote counting machine!
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Uh huh! Oh yeah! Uh huh! Oh yeah
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Spin that darn prize wheel, Firey!
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Oh, right. Okay!
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I gotta stop him from spinning that wheel! All this time, it's been mine to spin, and mine to spin ALONE!
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Firey spins the wheel, and Puffball attempts to stop him. The wheel lands on "Meteor Shield" before she can make it.
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A shield against meteors? When in my ENTIRE LIFE will I EVER need this?
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Three seconds from now.
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That can't be right.
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Yeah, one second from now.
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Puffball lands on the meteor shield, bouncing off back into space and screaming in the process.
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Wow, you were right! You didn't lie to me!
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Yeah, 'cuz you built me, so why would I lie?
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Okay, it's nice to know you're honest, Firey Speaker Box. But can you please reveal the dislikes? I'm nervous about getting eliminated!
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Okay. Tennis Ball is safe with only 242 dislikes!
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Firey Speaker Box throws some of the yoyleberries covering him at Tennis Ball.
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So is my owner with two hundred nine...ty-eight (298)!
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Firey Speaker Box throws some of the yoyleberries at Firey.
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Also safe is Gelatin, with 361.
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Firey Speaker Box throws one of the yoyleberries at Gelatin.
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That's a relief! Wait, why do these yoyleberries feel tingly?
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Since I'm an electronic device, the currents running through my body probably zapped the berries a bit.
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Oh, I see! *eats the Yoyleberry*
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Tennis Ball eats the Yoyleberry, turning metal.
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Yesss!
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Tennis Ball gets shocked by the Yoyleberries, killing him.
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NOOO!!!! bleh
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Moving on. Also safe are Fries at 459 dislikes. And Rocky at 469.
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Firey Speaker box tosses one yoyleberry each at Fries and Rocky, who catch them.
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Phew!
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Mmm hm!
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Uhh, why are you not eating your cake? That's rude.
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(Shows a dead Tennis Ball) Uh, because!
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Enough chit-chat. So, the vote is down to the two balls of the team: Golf Ball... and Puffball!
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What! (starts crying) How do I keep ending up in the bottom two?! I'm the leader of my team!
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Alright, I know I'm canonically supposed to be dead right now, but I'm coming back to life to say that Golf Ball, you've blurted that line so many heckin' times I wanna rip my ears off! Okay, back to being dead now. Hulp!
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Tennis Ball goes back to being dead.
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Uh, that was weird. Anyway, which ball will be going home as the fifth boot to BFDIA?
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I hope it's not meeeeeeeeeeeee!
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I hope it's not meeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Stop that! Let's show the votes.
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Golf Ball is safe with 675 dislikes, while Puffball has been eliminated with 1,455.
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Puffball's out!
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No, no!
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Puffball ascends into space. She slingshots around a planet before re-entering Earth's atmosphere. This causes her to light on fire.
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AAAAAHH-!
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Puffball then crash-lands into the TLC (which closes itself), which is in the LOL (which closes itself). Then, the LOL locks itself.
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Team switching[]
Thank goodness Puffball the traitor has been eradicated. It's a relief voters still value integrity.
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But, Golf Ball...
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What is it, blob boy?
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Our team only has six members. We're shrinking so fast!
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I'm not worried about that.
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Anomalous sound effect plays as W.O.A.H. Bunch walks by.
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I'm worried about that.
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Hey, guys!
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Coiny's voice deepens and the audio is slowed.
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DOES ANYBODY WANNA SWITCH TO OUR TEAM?
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Oh, no, no, no, no! Well, Tennis Ball won't switch because he's dead, and Firey and Gelatin made a promise not to switch and— and— and— and— and—
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Rocky slowly nods his head once.
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No, Rocky! No!
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Rocky! Don't tell me you're NODDING!
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AhaHAHAHA!
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Rocky slowly nods his head twice.
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Stop nodding, Rocky!
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You even made a promise not to switch!
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Rocky slowly nods his head for the third time.
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Just as I planned!
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That's three nods! A fourth one, and THAT confirms the switch!
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No to the fourth! No to the fourth!
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Rocky slowly moves his head upwards, as Firey and Gelatin try to convince Rocky not to switch.
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Don't you dare drop that head of yours!
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Keep those neck muscles extended! Keep those neck muscles extended!
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Firey and Gelatin keep chanting, "Keep those neck muscles extended!", which then speeds up.
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Ehh, whatever.
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Rocky slowly nods his head one more time, meaning that he has officially switched from Team No-Name to W.O.A.H. Bunch.
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Well, then it's locked in!
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Yeah, he's ours!
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Welcome to the W.O.A.H. Bunch club!
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Mhm!
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Yay! My frisbee partner's back!
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I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay with us!
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Awesome! Another grey team member!
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This is your fault, Fries! 'Cuz you said whatever!
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Whatever! Rocky was just dead weight for our team anyway!
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So, are you guys done switching teams?
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All the contestants
YAY!
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Then let's spin the wheel to choose the next contest!
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Wait! Uh... Before we do that, can we head back to Goiky first? I think Spongy is allergic to the yoyle grass. He's breaking out in hives!
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Yeah, I am, and it hurts a looooot!
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Wait, Spongy!
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What?
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Aren't those just the holes that are normally on your body?
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Oh, yeah, you're right! Huhuhuh! I must be fine then.
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Another hole appears on Spongy's body
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WuUuEeEuUuEeEuUuEeE-
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Eh, I don't know if that's such a great idea, Nickel. Ruby glued our only recovery center to Yoyleland.
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Oh my gumdrop, sorryyy!
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And I'd hate to be 2,763 miles away from it if I ever happened to die again!
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Pencil's got a good point!
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Thank you! I sharpened it myself.
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I got extinguished a lot, so I like to be close to the recovery center!
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So, what are you suggesting, Firey? We just live in Yoyeland forever!?
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Yeah! Why not?
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Oh. Um, I guess I don't know why not. I guess we're all permanent Yoyleland residents now!
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Freesmart, W.O.A.H. Bunch, and Team No-name celebrate, with the exception of Tennis Ball lying dead.
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Hold on! I keep mixing up Coiny and Nickel, and that's confusing! Let's just feed everyone these yellow tomatoes, which will remove their metal-ness!
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Pin feeds one yellow tomato each to Coiny, Book, Ruby, Firey Speaker Box, and herself. This reverts the yoyle metal effect. Pin shouts "Yay" after feeding one to each person, progressively increasing in speed and pitch each.
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Okay! Now can you guys spin the contest wheel?
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Sure thing!
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(Book spins the wheel, landing on the prompt "Find a cozy building to live in")
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"Find a cozy building to live in?" How's that gonna work?
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Well, you see, we're living in the abandoned Yoyle City long-term, right?
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Yeah?
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So, you're all gonna need a bedroom to sleep in!
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Yeah, we will!
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So, this episode's contest is to find a comfy bedroom to sleep in overnight! The first two teams that get all their members asleep at once will be safe; the last to do so will be up for elimination. Go!
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Challenge[]
Alright, No-Namers. As your team tyrant, I will decree the plan. First, walk to the HPRC to recover Tennis Ball!
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Sure thing, GB!
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I can't wait to see TB again!
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Gelatin and Firey recover Tennis Ball.
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Hooray, I'm alive!
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Yay, TB I missed you!
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Hold on Golf Ball, did you just say team tyrant?
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Y- I just like names with alliterating letters.
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But isn't that like when people call you a bozo brain bossy bo-
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Hard cut to W.O.A.H. Bunch.
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Alright, W.O.A.H. Bunchers! With eight members, we're the largest team by far!
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Mmm, that means we should snatch the largest building to sleep in, huh?
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Smart thinking, Nickel!
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Looks like I'm not the only big-brained coin on the team!
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That's right, you're not! Nickel is!
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But it's not enough that we get the best sleep! In order to win, we must ensure that the other teams get the worst sleep imaginable!
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That's a good point!
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Short soundbite of an audience booing.
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Yellow Face, got any nifty products we could use?
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Mmm, I've got just the solution! UuUEH! UuuHEheheHhE!
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Short soundbite of an audience cheering.
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Selling out fast, it's the revolutionary headphones that play a wonderful noise! Listen to it while you eat, listen to it while you blink! We've still got the superglue that makes them unremovable! Revamped for the modern era, version two of our headphones even include spike ball throwing technology; donated graciously to us by the Spike Ball Speaker Box!
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It's my pleasure!
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Buy within the next 20 minutes and we'll even throw in our new flesh eating bacteria that has caused the deaths of-
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We'll take your entire stock!
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Oh, well, we only have two.
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That's perfect, actually! One headset for Team No-Name, which I'll put on... Gelatin! Since he seems like the type of guy to have trouble sleeping!
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Needle places the headphones on Gelatin.
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Ugh, get me out of this thing!
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Headphone sound effect plays.
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You're welcome!
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Gelatin's headphones eject a spikeball at Fries.
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Hey Gelatin, when did your blobs get so spiky?
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Another spikeball ejects at Firey but phases through him.
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Hehe, good thing I'm just made of air!
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And one headset for FreeSmart! Which I'll put on... Ice Cube! Because she seems the most fragile!
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Needle puts the headphones on Ice Cube. The headphone soundbite plays. Three spike balls then eject and hit Pencil, Book, and Ruby.
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Ouchie!
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Yeowchie!
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Dowchie!
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I want revenge!
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What's that?
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Pin turns up the volume of Ice Cube's headphones using her tongue.
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I can't hear anything over that wonderful noise!
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Wow Needle, you phoned up Gelatin and Ice Cube, our former Power of Three teammate? That's brutal.
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Yep! Those teams are getting no sleep. We're so gonna win!
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Cut to FreeSmart.
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FreeSmarters!
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Book, Ice Cube, and Ruby
Yes?
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The headphone soundbite plays.
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Let's hop in the FreeSmart SuperVan!
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I love the SuperVan!
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Pencil, Book, Ice Cube, and Ruby enter the SuperVan. Pencil drives off.
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Alright, Pence-Pence! Drive to the Pillow Marketplace; the comfiest emporium in town!
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I'm so excited to check it out!
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Let's do it, Rubester!
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The headphone soundbite plays.
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Wait, before we go, I can't drive with this genre of music! I know it's what kids these days listen to, but my ears just can't put up with this!
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Cut to Pencil placing Ice Cube in the trunk of the SuperVan.
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Sorry, Ice Cube.
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Wha?
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It's for the good of the team...
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No!
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Pencil closes the door to the trunk on Ice Cube.
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I want revenge!
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The headphone soundbite plays for a split second. Cut to FreeSmart driving around Yoyle City. Pencil drives over a skyscraper, then inside a building and out.
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Yay, so fun!
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Pencil drives into a manhole, then out another one. She then drives across a bridge.
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Woohoo! We're getting close!
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Pencil rapidly flips and bounces the SuperVan across The Yoyle Stadium, somehow landing inside the Science Museum. She then drives off.
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Alright, oh yeah! You do know the directions, don't you Pencil?
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Don't ask me questions like that, Ruby!
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o-
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Cut to W.O.A.H. Bunch walking towards the Aerospace Manufacturing Plant.
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So this is Yoyle City's biggest building?
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Yeah, an abandoned Aerospace Manufacturing Plant! It's massive!
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It can definitely fit all eight of us!
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Hooray!
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Let's go inside!
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W.O.A.H. Bunch enters the Aerospace Manufacturing Plant.
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Woah! Are these race cars? I've never seen anything so futuristic in my life
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Hmmm, I think I've seen these before. They're spaceships, haha!
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No way! You're familiar with these? That's so cool!
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Yeah, that's amazing! Have you ever been inside a spaceship?
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In- inside one? Hmmm...
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Flashback to "The Glistening" when Spongy is forcefully shoved in a spaceship's engine as fuel.
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I don't like to talk about it.
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Oh, uh- uhh, okay?
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Well, we're only here to get the best sleep possible! So don't get distracted by the cool tech.
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If you say so, Nickel!
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For just 70,000 payments of 70,000 dollars, buy our Aerospace Pillows and Blankets!
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Whoa, these are perfect for sleeping, and oh, so soft! You really just found these lying around in the plants?
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I sure did!
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Then how come you're charging 4.9 BILLION dollars for that?
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Oh! Um... Well..., you can get a 5-cent family discount!
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Ooh, I love 5-cent discount- Wait! I'm related to Yellow Face?
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Who cares if you're adopted, Nickel? It's time for bed!
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You're right, Needle! We're going to be so well rested tomorrow! Good night!
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Good night-
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A raindrop lands on Needle's forehead.
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Ah! Did I just feel a raindrop on my face?
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Well, if you did, hopefully you can just sleep through it?
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Cut to Gelatin walking across the block in front of The Yoyle Needy, with spike balls ejecting out of his headphones and the Yellow Face soundbite constantly repeating. He then encounters the "Evil Here Hotel," the "Evil" part of the sign being flipped upside down.
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Yo, team! I've been following these headphone spike balls, and they led me to the perfect sleeping place!
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Wow, it's called the Live Here Hotel? It must be so cozy if people literally live in the building!
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Smart choice, Gelatin! Let's go in!
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Eh, I don't know guys.
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No wimping out, TB! I know you were born thirty seconds ago, but you gotta go in!
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Okay.
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Whoa! This hotel looks so fancy!
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Wow! I already feel at home here!
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Firey and Gelatin swing on the lobby chandelier.
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Especially on this chandelier!
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It's so swingy! This is definitely the hotel for us!
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Guys! The most important factor is whether the hotel has sufficient bedrooms for us to sleep in. So get off that chandelier and let's inspect them!
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Oh, okay, bossy bot.
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Team No-Name checks room 001.
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Team No-Name checks room 002.
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Team No-Name checks room 003.
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Team No-Name checks room 004.
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W- whoa, what's this?
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It's the end of a hallway.
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No, Gelatin! This mirror! Why is it here? I'm so curious!
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I have no idea, but I think we can learn more information about it by staring at it very closely.
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The team stares at the mirror for a few seconds, and Evil Leafy appears from it at the last second. Cut to a Yellow Face ad.
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Are you craving a meditation app to calm down from the frenzy of the world?
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Yellow Face takes a deep breath.
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WELL THEN KEEP ON CRAVING BECAUSE THAT APP DON'T EXIST!
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Cut back to the hotel. Evil Leafy gets out of the mirror and then chases Team No-Name. Everyone runs away while screaming.
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Everyone! Hide inside the iffy room! She can't capture us there!
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Team No-Name enters room 004. Evil Leafy teleports in front of the window.
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Wha!
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No it's okay, Firey. Evil Leafy is on the other side of the glass!
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Oh, phew!
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Evil Leafy phases through the window. Team No-Name runs around the floor, walls, and ceiling as she chases them. Team No-Name then exits the room and closes the door. Before Evil Leafy could follow them outside the room, someone on the team puts a "Do not disturb" door hanger before closing again. Abiding by the door hanger, Evil Leafy escapes the room by phasing through the window again. Evil Leafy starts chasing Team No-Name again.
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I didn't know Evil Leafy could go through glass!
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She must be getting stronger!
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Everyone, hide inside the decent room! She can't capture us there!
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Team No-Name enters room 003.
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There's planks and glue here! Armed people, board up that window before Evil Leafy gets here!
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Firey, Fries, and Gelatin board up the window.
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Oh, I'm scared!
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As long as those boards stay up, we should be fine!
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Good, because this glue is super strong!
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Zoom in on the glue label saying "water soluble." Cut to FreeSmart.
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Pencil, be honest with me now. Have we spent the last few hours just driving in circles?
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Well, the truth is...
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Zoom out to the FreeSmart SuperVan driving in the park.
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It's more of an elliptical shape.
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Aw, man! We are never getting to the Pillow Marketplace, are we?
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Wait, I've got an idea! I'm a Yoyle City atlas, so why don't we look up where the Pillow Marketplace is in me?
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Ruby picks Book up and reads her.
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Woah!
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Open wide, Book! Hmm...searching, searching...yes, yes...Aha! It's part of this larger Yoyle Mall!
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Oh my gosh! Yay! I love Yoyle malls!
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Which is on the 276th floor of the Yoyle Needy!
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Oh my gosh! Nay! I loathe Yoyle malls!
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It says here that the stairs of the Yoyle Needy are out of order, and the walls of the Needy are super slippery! So our van might...not be able to drive up the sides.
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Oh, it's one of those skyscrapers, huh? Well, should we get some balloons from the balloon store then?
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Sure thing!
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The SuperVan crashes through the balloon store and comes out with balloons with strings attached on top. They float into the air.
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Now we can float to the top floor of the Yoyle Needy!
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FreeSmart for the win!
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Is it just me, or are Icy's headphones' noises sounding more distorted?
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Nope, it's just you.
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Ice Cube is in the back, tampering with the headphones.
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Wow! We're flying above so many historic Yoyle buildings right now!
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The Yoyle Needy! The Juice Cinema! The Yummy Filtration Plant! It's all right below us!
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Wait. Yummy Filtration Plant? I gotta get my fix!
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Ruby opens the back door of the SuperVan.
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Oh, great. Ruby's going rogue again!
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See you in a bit, FreeSmarters!
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Ruby jumps into the filtration plant and eats everything inside, then quickly jumps out on the roof.
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Yum!
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Ruby jumps back into the SuperVan.
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*annoyed* Had fun at the filtration plant, Ruby?
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Yep! It was delicious!
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*sarcastically* I'd love for you to take me there for dinner someday.
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Sure thing!
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Grrr!
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Cut to W.O.A.H. Bunch. A raindrop lands on Needle's forehead.
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I think I felt a second raindrop.
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A raindrop lands on Nickel's head.
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Oh, boop! I'm getting rained on too!
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Pan outward to reveal a raincloud above Nickel and Needle.
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Holy guacamole! When did a cloud get in here?!
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Well, Nickel, some buildings...
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Like this one!
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...are large enough for weather systems to form inside of them!
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Like clouds!
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Spongy tries running from the rain cloud screaming.
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I don't like being rained on! I gotta get shelter!
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But don't you just ABSORB the rain?
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Exactly! I just hate getting soggy.
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But guys, we're gonna get the worst sleep ever if we're being rained on this whole time! We gotta get rid of this cloud!
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Maybe there's some old device in this warehouse that can help us!
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Ooh!
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Needle gets a waterspout.
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Like maybe this long thing?
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Ha ha! That's a dehumidifier! If we hook it up to the building like this...
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Coiny connects the pipe through the ceiling.
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...then it'll absorb all the moisture inside the room into this bottom spout, carry it up the pipe, and spit it out of the top pipe!
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Wow, that's so nifty!
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And look at that! The rain's starting to dry up!
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Cut to FreeSmart.
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Wait, guys, what is that thing ahead of us?
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Huh? A pipe??
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*dun dun dun*
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Oh no Pencil, what do we do?
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Ah- turn this van's wheels in reverse so we don't hit that pipe!
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Sure thing!
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Pencil turns the wheels, causing no effect.
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Oh no, we're in the air, so that did nothing!
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Pencil, Ruby, and Book scream as the SuperVan gets punctured by the pipe on impact. The rainwater begins to flow into the SuperVan.
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Oh my wordy-word, not again!
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Get ready to hold your breath!
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Pencil, Ruby, and Book hold their breath as the rainwater completely fills the SuperVan. The sun sets. Cut to Team No-Name stuck in room 003 as Evil Leafy is trying to teleport through the barred window, to no avail. Cut to W.O.A.H. Bunch as the raincloud is shrinking from the dehumidifier.
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And look at that! The raincloud's getting smaller! Haha.
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Bomby and Needle
Yay!
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It's down to fifty percent size now!
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Hmm...I'd say it's actually closer to forty percent.
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And when it gets to zero, we can truly get to sleep.
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Cut to FreeSmart.
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Oh my word! We're all gonna drown soon! Better whip out the snorkels!
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Pencil, Ruby, and Book puncture holes in the ceiling of the SuperVan with their Snorkels, causing an excess of water to fly out. The water somehow reaches and hits Team No-Name's boards held together by the water-soluble glue. The boards fall off the window, finally granting Evil Leafy access to the room. The team runs out into the hallway as Evil Leafy chases them.
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Everyone! Hide inside the fancy room! She can't capture us there! Wait. How do you get the door open?
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It's motion-sensing, so you gotta wave your arms!
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Oh, I see. Wave your arms, everybody! Wave your arms!
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You know, I would complain, but I'm actually cool with letting them do all the work.
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Good point!
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The doors to room 002 opens.
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Phew!
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The team goes in, and Evil Leafy tries going inside.
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Huh? What's happening now?
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Oh! Because Evil Leafy moves instantaneously, not continuously, the door never actually registers it as a motion!
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Well, that's good news for us!
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It is! Which means we should be safe in here as long as Gelatin doesn't...
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Gelatin's headphones eject a spike ball, which triggers the motion-activated doors to open.
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Hmm...
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What did I do? I didn't mean it!
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Team No-Name runs from Evil Leafy and waves their arms in the elevator to open it. They're back in the hallway.
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Everyone! Hide inside the bad room! She can't capture us there!
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Y'know, Gelatin? Something tells me that isn't quite true.
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We don't really have any other option, do we?
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Team No-Name enters room 001. The frontal wall falls apart as soon as the door closes.
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Oh wow, this room is really badly made, isn't it?
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Evil Leafy teleports in shot, Team No-Name screaming. Evil Leafy starts approaching them.
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Well, it looks like we're really out of rooms this time. I don't think we have any remaining escape!
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Oh no! This is really, like, the end!
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Cut to FreeSmart.
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Oh my word, guys! We can't fall asleep underwater! We're so gonna lose!
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Looks like we'll never get to visit the pillow marketplace after all!
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Yeah. Maybe it is the end of the line for us FreeSmarters. Oh man. I would apologize to Ice Cube for locking her in the trunk. We as a team should have stuck together.
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Wait, what's that?
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The pipe starts to turn clockwise because of the SuperVan's weight.
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Oh no, we're too heavy!
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FreeSmart starts to scream. Cut to W.O.A.H. Bunch.
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Um, guys? I don't think our dehumidifier pipe is supposed to be moving?
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It's NOT!
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Bomby attempts to pull the pipe straight up.
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Gaah! Help me pull this thing back, you guys!
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The other W.O.A.H. Bunch members, except for Pin, help Bomby.
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Aw, man. I can't help pull without my precious limbs!
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The pipe is rotating clockwise. W.O.A.H Bunch gets picked up off the ground from the rotation, the team still grabbing the lower end. FreeSmart then breaks through the ceiling into the building, the SuperVan still attached; vice versa with W.O.A.H. Bunch as they break through the roof. The pipe end with FreeSmart swoops down to Pin, to which Ruby uses her Blanket Magnet to steal the team's blankets.
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Hee hee!
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Hey, you stupid FreeSmarters stealing AGAIN?! Tsk tsk.
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The pipe stabilizes horizontally.
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Oh my gosh! It's FreeSmart!
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FreeSmart gets out from the SuperVan onto the pipe.
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It's W.O.A.H. Bunch!
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Oh yeah, why didn't we just open the car doors earlier?
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You guys literally crashed our sleeping place!
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And stole our blankets and pillows too!
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GET OUTTA HERE!
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What?! You're the ones to talk! You literally glued the worst headphones ever onto our dear friend Icy!
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The headphone soundbite plays.
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Yeah!
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She did not deserve that! You guys will PAY!
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Pencil charges at W.O.A.H. Bunch.
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Hi, Pencil!
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Pencil kicks Rocky into the sky.
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Oh, you want a showdown then?
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Need to kill someone right away?
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Yes.
YES, I DO. |
My first customer!
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Yellow Face hands Needle an indecipherable scribble.
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Katana!
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Needle runs toward Pencil wielding the "katana" and fights her. Yellow Face gives Coiny the same type of object.
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Lightsaber!
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Coiny fights Book with the "lightsaber." Yellow Face hands Bomby another object.
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Stick!
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(grumble) Seriously? All I get is stick?!
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Bro, behind the fancy labels, it's all the same product.
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Ruby pulls Bomby's string, starting a fight between them. Rocky falls on Pin and splits in half.
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Oh, dear! I killed a teammate with my point! That is not good! Hmm, I know! I will lie on my side, and then I'm sure not to cause any trouble!
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Alright, I've had enough of this!
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Pencil pushes Needle to the ground and stands on her head.
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Help, Spongy! I need backup!
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WUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Spongy runs to the right side, upsetting the balance of the pipe and causing the van to rotate clockwise towards Pin, who's lying on her side. The backside of the SuperVan gets punctured by her point, causing the water to rush out and flood the building. The pipe stabilizes once again.
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What are we doing? The contest isn't to kill each other! It's to see who can sleep the best!
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Oh, you're right! No more wars, it's time for snores!
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Ruby gathers the pillows and blankets she stole and gives them to FreeSmart.
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Nighty night, FreeSmart crew!
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FreeSmart instantly falls asleep. Ice Cube's headphones play the Yellow Face soundbite, making her wince briefly.
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Grr! If only we hadn't let them steal our blankets! Now they're going to fall asleep and we're going to lose! Oh, no! Gooby JEEBER WEEBERS-
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Wait! You know what might prevent FreeSmart from sleeping? Spooky stories!
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I got the scariest story ever! Purple Face has all these boogers in his nose, and his brain is super tiny and slimy, and one of the boogers in his nose even tastes like...um, well...
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Yeah, that story ain't scaring them at all, Yellow Face. But I know what will! Evil Leafy!
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FreeSmart starts to shiver in fear.
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Whoa! They're wincing! Go again, Coiny!
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Evil Leafy, Evil Leafy, Evil Leafy...
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It's working! They must be terrified of fictional monsters!
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Evil Leafy appears in front of Team No-Name, but Evil Leafy gets distracted by Coiny saying her name, diverting her attention.
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Huh?
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Evil Leafy teleports towards W.O.A.H. Bunch and FreeSmart.
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Silly FreeSmart babies! So scared of a spooky story that isn't even real!
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...Evil Leafy, Evil Le-
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Evil Leafy teleports onto the balance beam, scaring everyone on it.
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Phew! It's good to see Evil Leafy wants to eat their guts and not ours.
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Evil Leafy approaches W.O.A.H. Bunch, who are on the left end of the pipe, but this ends up disrupting the balance and causing the team to submerge into the flood.
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Ha ha! W.O.A.H. Bunch is getting wet! W.O.A.H. Bunch is getting wet! Wait, why'd she stop? Can't she go underwater?
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I don't think so! Which means we're her only available meal now!
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Evil Leafy approaches FreeSmart, who are on the right end of the pipe, but this, once again, ends up disrupting the balance and causing the team to submerge into the flood. W.O.A.H. Bunch rises to the surface again. The cycle repeats. Cut to Team No-Name.
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Yay! Evil Leafy's gone!
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This tired Team Tyrant says let's all go to the fancy room to fall asleep!
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Good idea. And now that I've self-meditated, I can fall asleep even with the weird headphone noises.
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Team No-Name enters room 002. They all fall asleep.
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Team No-Name is the first team to fully fall asleep, so they're safe. That means it's just down to FreeSmart and W.O.A.H. Bunch!
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Cut back to W.O.A.H. Bunch and FreeSmart. The seemingly endless cycle with Evil Leafy continues.
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FreeSmarters, we can't keep up this rhythm forever!
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No, we can't! Oh Pencil, what do we do?
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Uh, we should, uh, I don't know what we should do.
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I want-
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Yeah yeah, we get it, Ice Cube. You want revenge. So predictable.
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I want to be LISTENED TO!
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Wh- whaea!
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Ice Cube enters the SuperVan. She grabs four balloons. Cut to the team floating in the air with the balloons tied to them.
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Now, listen!
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Ice Cube plays a lullaby through her headphones.
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Wow, Icy! That's the most soothing lullaby I've ever heard! It almost puts me in a trance!
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So, during all your time in the truck, you figured out how to rewire your headphones to play other sounds?
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Yeah!
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That's really...impressive, Icy! *sleepily* I should consider you...a more valuable...FreeSmart member...
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*yawns* So sleepy...Nice music...
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Night night, everybody!
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Flying high above the crowd, FreeSmart is now asleep, and is the second team safe! But that means that our remaining team, W.O.A.H. Bunch, gets last place and is up for elimination! By the looks of it, they'll be up all night! Viewers, click the links in the description to visit each W.O.A.H. Bunch member's YouTube video! Give them likes if you like them and dislikes if you dislike them! The W.O.A.H. Bunch member with the most likes will get a prize, and the W.O.A.H. Bunch member with the most dislikes will be eliminated from the Battle for Dream Island Again! Alright, see you in BFDIA 7!
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Stinger[]
Psst. Pencil. Pencil! Hey Pencil! Wanna start a video diary?
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Okay!
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Ooh. Good idea! Why don't we film it on this video camera?
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Let's do it! And our old friends Match and Bubble will love seeing what we're up to now!
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I can film! I'm an expert after all! Lights, camera, ac-
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You're sure you know what you're doing, Ruby? Sure you're not forgetting anything?
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I'm sure! Lights, camera, action!
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Welcome to day one of our video diary, and today, we'll be showing you a sneak peek of our crazy lives! Ice Cube actually helped us win this challenge by playing a soothing melody when we needed to sleep. How clever! I'm so grateful she's on our team!
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Yeah! Thank you!
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Credits.
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(Episode ends here)
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