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Pen

...I mean it was really weird; I honestly have no idea how he got in there!
[all laughing]

Blocky

You know, I've actually been thinking of doing more pranks, but well, recovery centers... MY INSPIRATION! They're all gone.
Short pause.

Eraser

Well if you ever need a hand with one of those, I'm down.

Pen

I'd say 'me too', but yknow, my team has this whole 'preventing death' thing,

Blocky

Yeah you can't go betraying their trust.

Pen

Yup. Hey, that reminds me! Eraser! I'm really proud of how tolerant you've been!

Eraser

...Huh?

Pen

You know, since you're on a team with Foldy... how she's a pentagon...

Eraser

AAAAAH!
Ruby unfolds Foldy.

Ruby

Don't mess with iance!

Eraser

Phew. Thanks, Ruby!
Intro.
Black Hole is seen with Remote. Bomby slams the door open, knocking Remote over.

Bomby

Black Hole!

Black Hole

Huh? Oh! Yeah, thank-uh, I mean you're welcome for saving your life twice.

Bomby

I don't care about that! You owe me a banana!

Black Hole

I don't owe you anything, I saved your life twice.

Bomby

Life is cheap! Get me a banana!

Black Hole

Alright! Alright. I'll find you a banana.
Four and X laugh off-screen.

X

Hehe, stop it! They'll figure it out!

Four

OK, OK! I'll say the thing!

X

*slaps Four* Don't lean on me!

Four

Sorry...

Four

Everyone! It's time for Cake at Stake! How was that?

X

Fine.
Cake at Stake theme.
A broken Fanny sits at a bench, glaring at Snowball.

Snowball

What?

Four

iance! Are! You! Seated?!

X

That's not how you're supposed to do it.

Four

Lightning

What? Are you two okay?

X

We're fiiiine.

Four

Everything is completely normal!
X looks at Four angry, and Four looks at him nervously.

Lightning

[sarcastic] Thanks for.. clarifying...

Four

If you're safe, you get a slice of this burger! Bubble! You're the first one safe!

Four

So are Lightning and Ruby!
Ruby takes a bite of her burger slice and notices pickles. She flings them onto X, who tries to zap her, but is stopped by Four.

X

Oh. Right.

Four

Fanny and Flower are also safe!
Snowball and Match appear on-screen, them being the bottom 2.

Four

Match... you-

X

You're eliminated!

Four

I... I wanted to say that.

X

Match

[sigh] I guess I should've seen this coming.

Bubble

Match, wait!
X sends Match to EXIT.

Bubble

This is my fault! I didn't want her to be eliminated, I just wanted to be assertive!

Fanny

You don't need her!

Bubble

Yes I do! She's my best friend!

Bubble

What if... What if this happened because I didn't forgive her? I can't let this happen to anyone else!

Bubble

Ruby, I forgive you for trying to replace me.

Ruby

Uh...

Bubble

Flower, I forgive you for being so mean and annoying and selfish and oblivious all the time.

Bubble

Snowball-
Snowball pops Bubble.
Fanny walks past the recommended characters. Gelatin drags Jordan, one of the recommended characters, off of the screen.

Fanny

Recover Bubble!

Four

Oh, well, I- uhh, what do I do?
X whispers, walks behind Four, and recovers Bubble.
Fanny and Lightning look at Four and X frustratedly.

Four

I think they figured it out.
Four and X morph into each other, showing that their bodies were switched that whole time.

Fries

Okay, what's going on here?

Four

It's today's challenge! I'll take the mind of one person on each team, and put them into the body of someone on a different team! Your job is to find the impostor on your team. Their disguises are flawless! The last team to find the impostor will-

Four

Hey! Pay attention!

Eggy

Why? I think us Losers know each other well enough. We have this challenge in the bag.

Four

I wouldn't be so sure of that! You're missing someone! Who is it?

Eggy

Umm... uhhh, is this part of the challenge?

Four

No. But don't worry! Missing contestants are excused!

Gaty

What's stopping us from just guessing everyone one by one until you tell us which one's right?

four

What's stopping me from eliminating you?

Gaty

A-because no one voted for me! So you can't eliminate me.

Four

Grr! Just... nrgh!
Four shoots Gaty with the Zappies.

Four

Don't use that strategy! Or- or you'll learn WHY it's called process of elimination. Now, start!
Four snaps his fingers, teleporting each team into respective rooms.

Gaty

A wh nnnn, process of elimination was my only idea!! Now what are we gonna do?

Book

We're gonna have to think of a different strategy!

Pin

[in Taco's mind] This should be simple! If I lay low, this team will lose, and my team will be safe!

Lollipop

Taco, do YOU have a strategy?

Book

Why should we listen to HER?!

Lollipop

I happen to know that this fishy friend of ours is the only reason we survived episode 6. It was BECAUSE of her strategy.

Book

How do you know she's not gonna ABANDON us?

Lollipop

Book, that doesn't even make any sense. WHERE would she go?

Taco

[in Tree's mind] Where did I go?

Foldy

Someone! Come fold me back up!

Fries

Shouldn't we focus on the challenge?

Foldy

How can I trust you to do the challenge if you can't even fold paper correctly?

Eraser

She's right! We're in these rooms until we finish the challenge, and the more things we do, the more likely we are to notice who's the fake!

Bubble

Snowball! You killed me earlier, and I just know you're sorry about doing that! Thankfully, I'm gonna forgive you so you don't get eliminated.
Snowball pops Bubble.

Ruby

Well, those two are real.

Flower

Yeah.

Golf Ball

What was the first thing you took from the Science Museum?

Tennis Ball

Golf Ball

That's right! So you must be the real Tennis Ball! But wait! Pin, Coiny, Nickel, and Fries also know about that. So you could be any of those people, too.

Robot Flower

Hey! How come you're not investigating YOURSELF?

Golf Ball

There's no need. I know I'm me.

Robot Flower

That's EXACTLY what you would say, if YOU were the fake!

Blocky

Let's worry about that later, OK?

Golf Ball

Basketball. Who is the team leader?

Basketball

♪Um, it's definitely you.♪

Golf Ball

Yup! Checks out. Since I know you're real, i'll let you interview half of the other guys.

Basketball

♪Okay do-kay!♪

Golf Ball

Wow, you're a great singer!

Tree

Okay, team, help me get unstuck.

Pie

Slow and steady, Tree. It's the only way.

Tree

Oh. I think I know a way.
Tree flips and smashes Bottle.
The members of Death P.A.C.T. gasp.

Tree

Why hadn't I done that sooner, am I right?

Pie

Tree, you just CAUSED death! Or should I say... IMPOSTOR!
Tree morphs into Taco.

Four

Death P.A.C.T. is safe!

Taco

Darn! I thought I had them stumped.

Foldy

OK, now, interlock the flaps.

Fries

This is extremely difficult!

Puffball

♪ Boo-leh! ♪
Puffball barfs rainbow on Yellow Face.

Fries

Not now, Puffball.

Yellow Face

That's not Puffball!
Puffball morphs into Rocky.

Four

Free Food is safe!

Eraser

Fries! Pss! Stop! You'll make her a pentagon again!

Fries

Eraser, I know you're afraid of pentagons, but there are many problems with what you just said.
Naily stabs Spongy.

Spongy

Ooh!

FireyJrMad

Naily, stop it! Hurting people won't do anything! Four just said the fakes are perfect, so that's useless! Is stabbing everything all you know how to do?

Naily

Hey, when all you are is a nail, everything looks like a... like something you should stab!
Nickel shows Woody a fork, who screams in response.

Balloony

Nickel! Don't stab Woody!

Nickel

Obviously I wasn't going to, but LOOK! Now we KNOW it's him!

Balloony

Gimme that fork!

Nickel

No!
Nickel and Balloony fight over the fork.
Nickel and Balloony: Woah!
Nickel lets go of the fork and Balloony falls over. The fork then pops Balloony.

Woody

AAAAAAAAAAAH!

Rocky

Oh my goodness, that was loud!
Everyone stares at Rocky.

Rocky

Oh, I mean... Bull-eeh?

Nickel

It's Rocky.
Rocky morphs into Basketball.

Four

Beep is safe!

Basketball

Oh no, now I'M orange!

Golf Ball

Prove that you're Grassy.

Grassy

I'm Grassy!

Golf Ball

But how?

Robot Flower

See? She's stalling to make us lose!

Basketball

♪This would be going a lot faster if Grassy wasn't so basic.♪

Blocky

Aren't you friends with him? She's the fake!
Basketball morphs into Puffball.

Four

Another Name Than That is safe!

Gaty

OK, Taco, time to hear your strategy.

Book

𝗪𝗛𝗬 𝗗𝗢 𝗪𝗘 𝗡𝗘𝗘𝗗 𝗔 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗚𝗬?! 𝗟𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗣𝗢𝗣 𝗜𝗦 𝗖𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗬 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗔𝗞𝗘! 𝗦𝗛𝗘’𝗦 𝗕𝗘𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗢 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗥!!!
Buzzer beeps.

Four

Incorrect. Get it wrong again and you lose!

Gaty

Okay, strategy now! Spit it out, Taco.

Taco

Our strategy should be...to...guess Teardrop? She's been awfully quiet!

Teardrop

*points at Taco*
Taco morphs into Pin.

Four

Bleh is safe!

Book

LOOK!!! I TOLD YOU TACO ABANDONED US!!

Book

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Eggy

Ha! I win!

Leafy

Wait, but you haven't won a single match! In 72 games. Eggy, you're the fake!
Buzzer beeps.

Four

Incorrect.

Eggy

Is it so surprising that I managed to beat you at tic-tac-toe?

Coiny

What the heck? Needle! What happened to you?

Needle

Coiny

Leafy! Is this true?

Leafy

I didn't know!

Pin

O my dear friend Needle! How long has this hideous transformation befallen you?!

Needle

Pin

T-t-t-ttto clarify...

Needle

It's her.
Pin morphs into Lightning.

Four

The Losers are safe!

Four

iance and Team Ice Cube have yet to figure it out.

Lightning

What? How could my team not notice that I was replaced?

Firey Jr.

The impostor COULD be Gelatin. He hasn't tried to use Bomby to win yet.

Barf Bag

What? He's dropped that since episode 9.

Firey Jr.

HAS he?

Barf Bag

What about Naily? She hasn't said she "nailed it" yet.

Naily

That's because Firey Jr. told me it was annoying!

FireyJrMad

What? It's true!

Donut

Well, it can't be Firey Jr. There's no one quite like him, so I'd know.

FireyJrMad

What about you, Donut? Aren't you supposed to be MEAN?

Barf Bag

What gave you THAT impression?

FireyJrMad

He got eliminated first in BFDIA, so of course he was mean!

Barf Bag

He was standing by his principles.

Firey Jr.

How suspicious of you to say.

Barf Bag

hH of COURSE I'm real, right Spongy?

Spongy

Yeah!

Naily

Well, Spongy's just SAT there the whole time...

Barf Bag

He always does that! rRight, Spongy?

Spongy

Yah!

Firey Jr.

Yeah, that's accurate.

Naily

Wait a second...

Firey Jr.

Maybe it's...

Donut

Who, him? Oh, mm, I uh, maybe we shouldn't-

Four

iance is safe, which means that Team Ice Cube will melt its way to the elimination zone!

X

That is a really bad joke!

Four

But we switched bodies again, so it's... it's actually YOU who told the bad joke!
Four and X argue off-screen.

X

Awwhhh...
Spongy morphs into Tree.

Fries

How'd ya figure it out?

Fanny

Naily

This is YOUR fault!

FireyJrMad

Well, at least I didn't stab anyone!

Spongy

I can't believe none of you noticed! Do you even know ANYTHING about me?

Barf Bag

Sure we do!

Spongy

No you don't!

Spongy

I like to skydive, and play ping pong, and table tennis, and tightrope walk, and fly in balloons, and fly in planes, sail airplanes-

FireyJrMad

You can't sail airplanes.

Four

Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets under who deserves to be eliminated. Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show.
Credits.
Cut to after-credits scene. Eraser looks at Ruby, who turns into a pentagon.

Eraser

AAAAH!!!
Transcripts
BFDI1 BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA2 BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4Well, Look Who It Is!PointyPointyPointy ♫Spore Day

IDFB3 IDFB: Welcome Back

B.F.B BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

TPOT Abbreviated BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?Category One

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers

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