Who Stole Donut's Diary?/Transcript

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Contestant house[]

Ah, isn't it great to be on such a winning streak, Have Cots?

I feel bad for those loser Have Nots, having to sleep outside in the cold and facing all the wild weather while we sit back in luxury...

Good point, Lolly! We should invite the Have Nots team over with us!

D'uh, on... second thought, there's not enough room in here for them.

The screen zooms out quickly to show that the Have Cots' tower has a lot of room.

I think there's plenty enough room...

Okay, let me rephrase what I said... "Haha! They're outside".

But, wouldn't it be the nice thing to do? To let them in?

We don't need to share what we won with them. Maybe you can go join them outside if you wish.

A-alright, then. Bye, you guys!

Leafy leaves the Have Cots' tower.

Bubble, Leafy's gone!

Let's party!

The Have Cots cheer.

Presenting Donut's diary[]

Have Nots, I have a special task for all of you today! While X and I are getting ready for Cake at Stake, protect the prize and make sure no one takes it!

Sure, Four, that's fine.

Well, I wasn't opposed to doing it before, but, now that Taco wants us to help, no.

I'll make it worth your while!

Four presents Donut's diary.

The prize is Donut's diary which I stole from Loser before he left...

The Have Nots cheer.

Wait, I have to go help X untwist his nubs! I'll be right back.

I don't understand. What's so cool about this diary anyways?

It's the most prized treasure on Earth, but, if you don't get it, you don't get it.

Say, Flower, I was thinking back to the "rotting flesh" alliance idea you mentioned. Maybe we could give it another shot?

Nope.

Hello, Have Nots!

Leafy, give Taco a message from me: "Dear Taco, I would rather be in an alliance with X than be in an alliance with you".

Uh, okay? Uh, Taco, Flower says-

Flower, what made you change your mind?!

Leafy, make yourself useful and talk to Taco so I don't have to!

You know what, Flower? I'm not going to. We should be nicer around our friend Taco!

Aw, Leafy, you consider me a friend?

Of course! It doesn't matter that we're on opposite teams; we're both still awesome! Let's play jump rope together!

Leafy and Taco begin to jump rope together.

H-Hey! I was only upset because she turned down my first offer! Ah, oh... I wish I could jump rope, too...

Hey, guys, good news! The diary we're meant to be looking after... went missing... wait, that's bad news. Sorry, let me restart... Hey guys, bad news-

Oh, jeez, do you think Four's gonna be mad? Donut's diary is super cool.

Okay everyone, I'm back! I'll just take Donut's diary and... where is it?

Guys, I want it back! Donut's diary is super cool!

I don't know where it is! If I can't have it all to myself, who cares?

I care! I want it back!

Well, Four, I'll help you get it back!

But, Leafy, what are you doing here? You're on the other team!

Can't a girl have a fun time with people on both sides of the competition?

But, Four's right. Where did the book go? Who could've taken it?

Huh, Woody's gone. That's a little suspicious, don't ya' think?

Aw, that's sad... I know I was gonna get a prize no matter what, and I wanted to read a page or two of that juicy diary.

Mmm... you know what? Since the diary is gone, X and I can just take back our pot and break it into pieces for Cake at Stake!

What?! No! It's become part of my identity!

X smashes the flowerpot with a hammer.

Cake at Stake[]

Today, we're doing things a little different! I would like to start with a speech.

What? Is this some kind of apology for why you ate all our cake last time and didn't give us any, so instead, you sung some weird song to distract us?

Uh, n-no... a-anyway, I'm just gonna throw that speech away for no reason- Moving on! We received 56,990 votes! All of you received at least 10,000 votes, a first for BFDI!

A short fanfare plays before it cuts off as Four continues talking.

The contestant with the lowest amount of votes received 10,565 votes. On the opposite side of the coin, Woody, you received the most votes with 14,450 votes! Here's your piece of the pot.

Woody dances and jumps in the air as a funky fanfare plays.

He got more votes than me??

Woody pulls up a chair and lounges in it.

Okay, you gained my respect back.

Non-Woody members of this team, listen up...

Have Nots (Excluding Woody)

Huh?

(singing)

♪ Despite your popularities, you four got in a crazy vote battle that almost ended in a four-way tie

for last place! ♪

Blocky received the second most, with 10,735 votes.

Four throws a piece of the pot at Blocky, who catches it.

Thank you! A-are you sure you don't have Donut's diary back there, and, do I have to keep this thing?

No. UH- actually, yeah! You have to keep it, always!

N'oh, well. I guess I will, then.

Hurry up and READ MY VOTES!-

Not yet, Flower, because Firey got the third most with 10,674 votes.

Haha! Flower, I really like this... broken piece of pottery. I might keep it, too!

You better not!

Flower. Taco. You are the bottom 2.

What?! The bottom 2... with Flower?!

Enjoy your zero votes, Taco!

Four already said we all got 10,000 votes, Flower.

Hm- How close were the votes, Four?

Long pause. The camera continuously cuts between Four, Flower and Taco with a wave-like sound playing, progressively getting faster until it stops at Four holding out his pointer finger.

...one.

One... one what? One-hundred?

One. One vote. One of you will be leaving the game because YOU RECEIVED ONE LESS VOTE THAN THE OTHER!

Everyone

*gasp*

One! That's less than four!

Oh, wow! "Less than four"?! That's crazy, I didn't realize that!

Sucking up to Four won't give you any bonus points.

It was worth a shot...

For today's monumental moment, why don't we head off to the BRB to see where one of you will be heading?

Four jumps up and slams into the aloe vera garden, activating a platform that takes him and the Have Nots high into the air.

This garden is really well-made, I must say!

Thank you! Aaaaaah!

X flies off into the distance.

Introducing you all to the BRB! The BIG... ROTATING... BUILDING!!

A fanfare plays as Four reveals the BRB to be a tower called The Big Rotating Building, showing the eliminated contestants being swung around quickly. A cage is then lowered down.

One of you is about to enter one of these cages here and join the previously eliminated contestants in their spinning journey!

IT'S TIME TO READ THE VOTES!

Taco, you received 10,560...

Long pause again. The last digit on Taco’s votes begins to quickly flicker until it finally stops at...

...5 votes! Flower survives, receiving 10,566 votes. Flower stays in the game... just barely.

Oh my gardener, that was close! Let's party, Taco- oh... Oh, oh, oh no- I'm so sorry! So sorry!

I have to go in this thing?? Oh my word...

Taco enters the cage as the BRB begins to start up again.

Goodbye, Taco!

Bye, BlockyyyyyYYYY-

The BRB begins spinning again.

Now, it's time for you all to be taken somewhere new...

Welcome, jury![]

The platform descends into a courthouse.

Huh? Where are we?

Looks like some kind of courtroom...

Exactly! One of you is guilty for taking Donut's diary and I'm going to get to the bottom of it!

Four claps, teleporting the Have Cots into the courtroom.

Huh?!

Welcome, jury, to the first ever BFB court case! (bangs gavel) Court is now in session!

Intro.

Aaaah! Hu-yeuah!

I would love to believe you're innocent, Woody, but the truth is any of you Have Nots could've committed the crime!

Wait! So, all we're doing is exposing which contestant committed the crime? What's stopping us from just sitting in silence?

Okay, uh, how about... this? Uh... oh! Today's challenge can be the court case! That's it! Have Cots, you have one hour to find out which member of the Have Nots stole Donut's diary! One by one, the Have Nots will come up and tell their story on what they were doing at the scene of the crime and the Have Cots have to serve as a jury, discussing who they think is guilty! If you find the guilty Have Notter, then the Have Cots win immunity! But if they accuse the wrong member of being guilty, or they run out of time, then the Have Cots lose and will be up for elimination!

And I'm gonna be the judge!

Actually, that's what I'll be doing.

Oh... then, I'll stand by and offer moral support! Yay!

Challenge[]

Okay, Have Cots, do you guys mind if I ask the questions?

Knock yourself out...

Teardrop, I've found the perfect activity for you! Since you don't speak, how about you use this typewriter, and just keep a document of everything that goes down here today?

Alrighty, Four. Firstly, we wanted to start with you. Explain the context of the crime.

Easy! I went up to the Have Nots, gave them specific instructions to protect the diary, came back moments later, and it was gone...

That's awfully suspicious you came back so quickly.

I was counting the votes!

Interesting...

I'm not on trial here!

Four pops Bubble.

Sorry, I murdered her... We're gonna need a new question asker.

Ooh! My turn! Me, me, me!

Hmm... Gelatin, do you want to do it?

Fine. I call Blocky to the stand!

What?! Why me?

You pull pranks! Seems like the obvious conclusion.

True, completely fair.

Okay, Blocky... tell me where you were when the diary disappeared.

Well, it was earlier today...

Blocky's flashback begins.

I was on my way to jet-flying class.

(in flashback) Hey, is this where I can learn to fly a jet?

It sure is! That's why they call me Jet-Flying Ruby!

Cut back to court.

Okay, well, that whole thing is clearly a lie...

Haha, you guys got pranked! Pranked, bro! So funny, you hear that, Blocky Blog Squad? For a funny prank, commit perjury by wasting everyone's time with made-up stories so they get no closer to solving the ca-

We get it! Now, zip it!

You getting all this, Teardrop? All this juicy info will help us figure out who the true thief is!

*nods*

Wow, you type so fast. I'm proud of you. (pats Teardrop on the head)

No further questions. Lolly, you can ask the next ones.

Hmm... uh, Woody, I guess? Come on up to the stand.

Huaaaaah!

It's okay, Woody. I don't think it's you who stole the diary. I just wanted to make sure we heard from everyone.

Wa wah, wewuh wah, wahwah, weh weh wawa wah!

Oh, wow. No way!

We... can't understand any of this...

Oh! Um, I guess I can translate it. From the beginning, Woody...

Woody's flashback begins.

(translating Woody in flashback) It was earlier today, and I was on my way to jet-flying class.

Cut back to court.

Yep... good one...

No way! The first time we can understand what you're saying, and you prank them? Nice going, Woody!

Blocky and Woody hi-five.

Seriously, though, where were you?

Cut back to Woody's flashback.

(translating Woody in flashback) Like usual, I was just going about my day, when evil, scary Four showed up!

(As himself, distorted) Hello, everyone! Protect my diary, or I will EAT ALL OF YOU!

(translating Woody in flashback) I was worried about the book getting stolen. It was a very scary book, but, due to my past, I know how important it is for things to stay with their respectful owners. Theft is not okay. And then, Leafy, the one who stole everything, came over! I was scared she was going to steal me, maybe? I was freaking out, but I had to be brave and play it cool. I just stood perfectly still and tried not to let her bother me. But then, Leafy brought out these terrifying long things, I think they were snakes, and tried flinging them around with the Taco! I was shocked! Snakes are horrifying! This made my bravery juice run low. I wanted to solve the book theft mystery because I know it hurts to have something you treasure ripped from you, but I'm no Superman, so I needed to relax and return to safety first! I ran to my place of comfort until Four called us for Cake at Stake.

Cut back to court.

Interesting... Thank you very much. Didn't know Leafy was there, that's suspicious...

Don't be ridiculous! Lolly, sit down! I'll ask the questions. I call Firey to the stands!

Pssh. No surprise there...

Not this again... These two used to be best friends, correct?

I wasn't around yet, but from what I've gathered, Firey won an island, didn't let Leafy in, so, Leafy stole it and have barely spoken since other than Firey recovering them a couple years back.

Fascinating. I just realized we're the only ones left that weren't there when all that happened. You know, with seven experienced veterans against us two newbies, we should think about teaming up if we want to survive.

I'm cool with that! Time for a newbie alliance handshake!

Lollipop and Gelatin play patty-cake with their feet.

Ooh!

Lollipop throws Gelatin onto her head.

La la la!

Gelatin begins to dance.

Fa la loo loo la!

Gelatin stops dancing.

That was great, but also kind of weird we both knew what to do exactly in unison.

That was also weird you both thought that was appropriate to do in the courtroom. Leafy, continue.

Thanks, your FOURner.

What?

Like, your Four-ner, like- you know- like "your honor", but with Four. Just a joke.

*cricket noise*

That joke alone should be enough to get you imprisoned.

Firey! Explain where you were during the disappearance of the diary!

Gladly. It was actually Leafy that stole the diary, by the way.

*gasp*

Yeah, just wait till you hear this:

Firey's flashback begins.

I was hanging out, just seeing what Flower and Taco were talking about.

I don't understand, Flower. What's so cool about this diary anyways?

Uh, what's something Flower would say? I don't know, uh, you suck, and uh, I hate you!

So I decided to interrupt and try to help them settle their differences.

(in flashback) Guys, guys! There's no need to argue! The diary could be both awesome and lame. I personally feel indifferent to it. Who really cares? Wait a second, who is this?

Mwa ha ha! I am Leafy, and I am going to steal this diary! That's me, Leafy the stealer!

Cut back to court.

And that was it. Leafy stole Dream Island- the diary. Leafy stole the diary.

Four, I would like to talk to Firey in private, right now!

Uh, that's not necessary.

I'll let you do that if you call me "your Fourner" again. I actually like that.

Oh, okay. Sure. I can do that.

Hmm- so?

Oh, like, right now? Your Fourner, can I talk to Firey outside in private?

You sure can! Thank you for asking so nicely.

Firey & Leafy's talk[]

Alright Leafy, what is it?

Yeah Leafy! What is it?

I wanted to talk to Firey in private.

I know. I just wasn't interested in being in the courtroom any longer, so I used you guys as an excuse to leave. Goodbye!

Bye X! Lovely talking to you! As for you, Firey, what was that about?

What?

Your story is a lie! I was there! I came to the Have Nots to check in on what you guys were up to. You never got in between the argument of Flower and Taco! I didn't say any of that nonsense; you lied!

Hmmm...

Don't tell me YOU stole the diary! Is that why you lied?

Mm.

Firey? Why would you do that?

Because YOU stole Dream Island from me!

Hoo-

You stole the diary, didn't you, Flower?

Nope!

Yeah you did!

No, I didn't.

Yeah!

Nuh-uh!

Yeah!

Nuh-uh!

Yeah!

Nuh-uh!

Are you managing to keep up with this, Teardrop?

Teardrop keeps typing.

Wha- you made a comic? How is this even possible? "Teardrop's Pirate Adventure". Have you been doing this instead of writing about the case?

*waves arms*

Woah! Calm down! Teardrop, I'm just having a read. Oh, you've got radioactive powers, that's cool. Oh. You killed me with them. Less cool.

You stole Donut's diary because I stole Dream Island? That doesn't make any sense.

We battled for two years to win Dream Island, and you just took it away from me!

You didn't let me IN!

So what, Leafy? You couldn't have just waited to have a talk about it? You went straight to the Announcer instead? And then we competed again and I didn't get a prize, and now we're competing for what, some weird A BFB thing, that I might not even win based on the votes? Woody and Blocky got more than me! Blocky did! I have no chance! I'm never gonna win anything because of you! So I took this, so what? I deserve to have something! Everyone was saying they wanted this diary. I wanted it. I deserve to have something everyone wants. It's only fair.

I thought you didn't care!

What?

When we flew away together on the hang glider, you said to me:

Flashback to BFDI 25.

I realized what I wanted most wasn't Dream Island, it was you, your friendship.

End of flashback.

I thought I was more important to you than Dream Island. And all of this... why have you been distancing yourself from me? What's the point?

They were going to crush you, Leafy. I still care about you but I was still upset. You hurt my feelings, Leafy. And you never apologized. When I lost control of the hang glider...

A flashback starts between BFDI 25 and BFDIA 1.

Do you know how to steer this thing, Firey?

I... uh... I don't think so! Hold on, Leafy, we're going down!

(present day) And we crashed and everyone found us.

People! Leafy is over there!

(present day) I realized they were just chasing you. If I just walked off, it'd be easier to just not do anything and pretend I didn't care about you anymore.

Flashback ends.

And over time it was easier to just forget and try to move on than try to talk again. No one likes you and I've just been upset. You stole everything from me and never apologized.

Firey, I don't know what to say. I made a mistake. I was angry and upset. I wasn't thinking right! You didn't deserve losing your prize. You won it fair and square. I'm sorry for doing that. But please, Firey, take it from someone who knows. Don't steal something for petty reasons. Don't make the same mistake I did. Just give this diary back.

But now they're all gonna know I did this! You're gonna have to hand me in to win the challenge, and uh... I'm gonna be voted out now. Everyone's gonna be mad at me.

I'm used to it. Firey, if you go and return the diary, I'll just say I took it. This whole mess is my fault. It's the least I can do.

You'd really do that for me?

Of course, Firey. Getting eliminated is no big fuss. But losing a friendship, is. And I'm really sorry about how everything went down between us.

Well, hopefully we can have a bright future! Hug?

Sure.

Firey and Leafy try to hug, but Leafy turns to ashes before they could.

When I think back on this moment, I'll forget that last part.

The verdict[]

Just admit you stole the diary, Flower.

Okay, yeah. Pick me. Why not? Then you'll lose, so go ahead!

Hey! I know a threat when I see one, but I don't know how to respond to one. This might take some time.

Grape

Hello! Time for my story!

Are you a grape? Who is this?

Grape

I was on my way to grape flying class-

Four takes off Blocky's grape costume.

Nice costume, Blocky, you annoying thing.

Haha! You fell for one of my hilarious pranks!

Voiceover #1

This program was brought to you by Blocky's Funny Doings Internat-

The Blocky's Funny Doings International logo gets put in jail.

Voiceover #2

The Blocky's Funny Doings International Corporation was found guilty for perjury and lying under oath, and all affiliated parties were sentenced to 2,763 years in prison.

Cut to Firey running to the pedestal.

*pants* Okay, and there it is! Back to normal.

X suddenly teleports behind Firey.

Hello, Firey! I caught you!

Oh no!

I'm heading back to Four.

X teleports away.

I gotta get back to that courtroom as soon as possible!

Four! I found out who took the diary!

Okay!

Four reads X's mind.

Did you just scan my brain?

I sure did!

Hooray! Remember to keep my secrets.

Anyway, now I know which of you stole the diary, and you will receive a punishment from me later! As for the challenge, we're coming up on the one hour mark, so I'll have the Have Cots issue their official judgement on who stole the diary now!

Hello! I'm back! Four, recover Leafy!

Four does as told.

Hooray! Hello, everyone! Guys, I have something to confess: I stole the diary.

Have Cots

*gasp*

It was me.

What? Stealing? Again? Wow Leafy, new low.

Uh, uh, we only have 2 minutes before the true owner of this courtroom discovers we're here, so time's up! Have Cots, what's your final answer?

Uh, I guess we gotta go with Leafy. Teardrop's documenting of the case didn't really help, so uh, Leafy. Final answer.

Alright then! So Have Cots, you have found the defendant Leafy guilty of theft of Donut's juicy diary. If Leafy was the true thief, your team wins, but if she's not, the Have Nots win instead. Let's expose the truth!

Long pause ONCE AGAIN, this time with intense music playing. The camera cuts to each of the Have Cots (Except Bubble), slowly panning in before cutting back to Four.

There's no time left![]

Well, that's wrong.

Huh?! Why did you lie to us? Did you purposefully wanna lose the challenge?

My bad!

Really weird of you to do, Leafy.

Sorry.

Well, because we don't have a high enough budget to build a jail, the unknown guilty individual goes free! I would be scared, everyone. There's a criminal among you!

Oh my gosh, Gelatin, we gotta activate the Elimination Prevention Plan!

What do you mean?

The contest is wrapping up! We newbies need more screentime! Go do a funny dance on camera or something!

Oh, right! Uh, (singing) Gelatin and Lollipop! Gelatin and Lollipop! Gelatin and Lollipop! Gelatin and Lollipop!

X runs over, grabs the diary, and runs back.

Here's the diary, by the way. It was returned earlier.

I know! I scanned your brain.

Woody, Firey, Flower, Blocky, you do still deserve cake for surviving the elimination, so, here's your equal shares of Donut's diary! And the Have Cots lose the challenge for failing to make the correct guess as to who stole the diary itself!

Voting[]

Hey! Thanks for watching BFB 22! I'm Cary. I'm one of the guys who created BFDI, and it looks like this episode is sad because the Have Cots lost, so you gotta comment which of the 5 team members you wanna save, and type their letter in square brackets and post it as a comment on this video. Whoever gets the fewest votes is gonna leave. What's this? We're super excited to unveil the Leafy Plush? She's super huggable, really squishy, she's got super spinny arms, and best of all, you can buy her right now by going to the link in the description for $15.99 and she can be your best friend who can remind you that (in Leafy voice) there's a life out there to enjoy, so enjoy it! (back to normal voice) I mean you saw this episode how close the votes can get. If just a single person last episode switched their vote to instead vote for Taco, she'd still be in the game! So you, you singular viewer right now, you've got the power to determine who's gonna stay in the game. Now you can create a collection of your favorite BFDI friendos!

Stinger[]

Alright, Firey! I won't tell anyone you stole the diary, but you still need to be punished. You need to clean the entire railway! It's looking kind of gross.

Wha? Like, the entire track? It's thousands of miles long!

The camera zooms out, revealing the start of the railway.

Yep! Good luck with that.

*sigh* I guess I better get started, then.

Hey Firey! Do you need some help?

Uh, thanks, Leafy! That'd be great.

Firey and Leafy hug, causing Leafy to burn to death.

We should stop hugging each other.

Cut to the Big Rotating Building.

Balloony, Spongy, Ruby and Taco

(screaming)