Why Would You Do This on a Swingset/Transcript

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I'm so excited to start preventing death!

*A fork hits Pie, causing her to explode and cover Bottle with blueberry filling*

And Pie is dead!

Gelatin is seen throwing forks.

I think Gelatin should stop throwing forks everywhere...

Four rapidly recovers Lollipop, who lands next to Barf Bag.

Oh my, how ruthless those barf molecules must be. Well, I think Pie should start wearing my patented fork repellent.

[frustrated sigh] Lollipop. We need to talk about this barf molecule thing. You may think it lowers my intelligence, but science shows; THAT'S JUST NOT THE CASE!!

Oh. Hmm... uh-huh, uh-huh. Yes, yes.

Lollipop grasps Barf Bag's hands, moving them around.

What's that I see? Indeed, it looks like your arms are wiggling.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!!!!

You clearly don't care about this topic. Perhaps you should take a nap instead.

I'm so excited to start preventing death!

A fork hits Pen, who dies by getting sucked into Black Hole violently.

Ow! *screams*

*Pen disappears, presumably into Black Hole*

And Pen is dead!

Our team has now prevented

0.00

deaths.

We're not doing a good job at saving lives. We might need to up our game.

May I interest you folks in my fork repellent?

Does it save lives?

Yes.

I'll buy one quadrillion!

Liy sprays the repellent on Tree, Pillow and Remote, then 'No Fork' symbols appear above them. Gelatin throws forks at them, but they swerve and hit Four.

WHO DID THIS?!

Everyone points at Gelatin.

(waving his hand in the air) RRLRLLRRLRLRRRRRLRLRLR...

Extreme close up on Four.

IT'S TIME.

Four shoots lasers at Gelatin, who screams in agony.

(Gelatin screams, and a health bar pops up above Gelatin, lowering down)

A clock rings, and X proceeds to shut it off.

It's time for the intro, Four!

Fine, whatever.

Eeeeeennnnnnnnghghghghhhhh…

Four raises his hand to match his intro pose.

The intro plays.

It's time for Brake at Flake!

Don't you mean Cake at Stake?

*blinks* Well, I'm not the one who doesn't know their value.

Four rapidly recovers Balloony, and the pillars appear again.

Oh, I've never been up for elimination before, this is- I'm feeling so much pressure!

Aw, seriously?

[thick accent] I wonder how many votes I collected.

Hey, team Beepers! I know we may not have seen eye-to-eye last time, but I wanna let you guys know that I always have your best interests at heart!

[thick accent] Then why did you kill Balloony 𝗦𝗢 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗦?!?!

Uh, I only wanted the best for him! And I wasn't aware of his condit-

*glitch beep noise*

Oh! Roboty, I didn't mean to hurt you either! I'm truly sor-

Do-da-da-da, do-do-do-do...

The screen quickly becomes dark.

That means Cake at Stake is starting...!

*slap* IT'S BRAKE AT FLAKE!

Beepers. You lost last time, which means one of you will be going to SLEEP!

[thick accent] Sleeping? I love sleeping! That's when I get to collect dreams.

Cloudy, don't get so comfortable! Sleeping is Four's code word for elimination and eternal algebra class!

Balloony, you're not supposed to know that.

Oh, heh heh, I was just... guessing?

*Balloony rapidly scratches his head.*

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm—

H-hey, Four? Why don't you tell us how many votes we got?

-MMMMMMMMMM—19,843.

Nearly double last time!

Yay.

The 7 safe contestants will each get an Earth! While the most-voted contestant will be eliminated.

[thick accent] Where's X?

Burn center.

Balloony got the fewest votes!

Yeah, I love my Earth!

Balloony pokes his Earth with his finger. Then a giant version of Balloony's finger comes down from the sky and crashes into Four, who somehow is unscathed.

Nickel and Cloudy are also under a thousand votes!

Now I'm worth SIX cents!

[thick accent] My planet collection... is now complete.

Is little one safe?

Yeah!

See? I told you people love salt and vinegar!

Woody...

*screams*

Is...

*sighs with relief*

*stares angrily at Woody*

*confused noise*

*screeches*

Woody falls to the ground, then an Earth falls on top of him.

Safe.

Hold up! So now it's down to Man, Machine, and Nature. Hmm. Which one could our team do without? I'm thinking machine.

[thick accent] N... n... My dear friend, I'm confused! What is a... MAN?

Huh? Oh! Look at David! He's a man!

[thick accent] Wait, that's what a man looks like?

Cloudy starts to feel sick, making noises as if he's about to vomit.

Oh boy, are we getting more salt n' vinegar?

Roboty is safe with a measly number of votes.

Four tosses an Earth to Roboty, which fixes him.

Oh no, David! Now it's just the two of us! Well, although our time on this team together was short, I appreciated every second of it.

Aw, seriously?

Out of David and Leafy...

The bars rise to reveal that Leafy is eliminated.

David is safe.

Four throws an Earth to David.

Aw, seriously?

I'm happy! No more jobs!

[thick accent] Collect that leaf! Collect that leaf!

You guys were honestly a fantastic team, and I'll miss all of you-

*Does her reused scream in slight slow motion, Getting distorted in robotic tone and turning high pitched*

Four sucks Leafy into him while the background behind them turns inverted and green and the screen starts to shake. After Four is sucking sucking her. The effects disappear. Cutting to Firey staring, and his mouth briefly twitches upwards.

The third contest is-

I'm back!

Nobody noticed you were gone.

WAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAH!

[thick accent] I noticed you were gone!

These season's hosts are a real mess!

Tell me about it.

I almost prefer the old Announcer!

Oh, Pin! I'm actually curious about the old BFDI. You gotta tell me what-

Get into your team swings, people!

*Four recovers Pen and Pie, who run over to Death P.A.C.T. The teams then get on their swings.*

Spin all the way around 50 times to win! The last team to do so will be up for elimination.

BEGIN!!!

So to clarify-

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT, LIGHTNING!!!!

*Lightning zaps Flower*

*Cut to A Better Name Than That*

OK guys, spin forward.

OK guys, spin backward.

The swing goes backwards.

*Gasp* You didn't obey me! People! You can't be serious!

Did you forget? We listen to 8-Ball now!

Yes! He is a much better leader!

Uhh, maybe you could at least jump up?

*inhale* No! Duck down.

A Better Name Than That squats down.

Turn yellow?

*inhale* Turn purple!

TV and Robot Flower turn purple.

Two voices

Horgly worgly!

Hm. Hmmm, spin in circles, really slowly!

*inhale*

*Cut to

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Aww, it's too bad Taco still isn't here to compete with us!

*in jawbreaker* What are you talking about? I AM here!

Her death was a tragedy!

It sure was.

M-maybe it's permanent!

Ma- wait a second...

Perhaps we'll never see dear Taco-y ever again..

Yes you will, if you just break this stupid JAWBREAKER!

It's time to write some eulogies..

NO IT'S NOT!!

"Taco, quite amalgamated and weird, but bold and courageous nonetheless. She forced us into deadly ovens and...

Hey Icy.

Wha?

We died two episodes ago too, but we were recovered.

Yeah?

That means Taco was probably recovered too, and is still alive!

That's right!

So the reason she's not here is...

...IS THAT I'M STILL TRAPPED IN THIS JAWBREAKER!!

...IS THAT SHE ABANDONED US!

Taco is devastated at what Book said.

Book... No!

She must've gotten fed up with how slow our team chased the basket and went rogue! And... oh, the BETRAYAL!

NO BOOK! THATS NOT TRUE!

Book and Ice Cube hug in sadness.

I'm right here! I'M RIIIIIGHT HEEEEEEREEE!!!

Cut to Free Food.

Puffball! Wanna play Toss the Dirt?

Sounds dirty. But okay!

No, Puffball, you need to fly around the center of the swing 50 times 'cause you're the only one who can fly!

Well, okay!

Gosh Fries, no need to be so pushy!

Puffball starts flying around the center of the swing extremely fast, getting the team swing points.

HOLY ROLY POLY CRAWLING IN GUACAMOLE! Fries' idea is SO good.

I know, right?

..-. (F-)

What's that?

.-.. -.-- (-L-Y)

Oh, yeah. We can totally do the same thing, but with Cloudy!

[thick accent] I know what I gotta do! I'm on it!

Cloudy starts flying around the center of the swing, getting the teams swing points.

*Cut to Death P.A.C.T.*

Black Hole, can you swirl us around too?

Well the thing is that I can't push anything...

Aw, shucks!

...but I can pull like there's no tomorrow.

That's where you're wrong. There is a tomorrow.

Well, I can warp spacetime so hard time will literally slow down and there will literally be no tomorrow.

Y-yeah, don't do that. Just do your pully-attracty stuff.

Black Hole pulls the swing around.

Hey Match, can I talk alliance stuff with you?

In a bit, but first, we, like, gotta put Fanny to use.

Match attaches Fanny to the swing's fulcrum.

I hate fulcrums!

The swing begins to spin around with Fanny's blades, earning them swing points extremely quickly.

Woah! iance just had a radical idea! Do you think we could do the same, but with Clock?

Maybe?

Possibly.

It's worth a try!

I'm game! Toss me up!

Firey throws Clock onto the fulcrum of the swing. Clock then starts ticking. The swing follows his second hand.

Oh, shoot! It's technically working, but my fastest hand ticks at one revolution a minute, which is way too slow!

What? That's lazy!

Now I'm sad!

Loser! You've always helped me out during times of distress. What do you say?

Times are a-changing.

Huh?

It's a new season now! Say with me:

Day-light sa-vings!

Rest of the Losers except Clock and Firey

Day-light sa-vings!

Oh! Daylight savings is when clocks jump forward an hour!

Oh my mint! Is it time?

It's time!!

Clock's hands start spinning very fast. The swing moves and picks up the rest of The Losers, who scream.

iance is safe! Beep is safe! Death P.A.C.T. is safe! The Losers are safe! Free Food is safe! A Better Name Than That is safe! Looks like it's down to ya boyz Team Ice Cube! and

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Come on! Slow and steady, everybody!

Bpfwhat? No way, Team Ice Cube goes hard.

I stand by my brother Gelatin here. We are the greatest team the world has put together! Just look at far we've come. We've faced enormous challenges. I'm not going to lie; things have been hard for every single one of us. But when I look at my teammates, I see hope. I see strength. I see ingenuity! Firey Jr., there's no one quite like you!