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What an impressive seesaw! May I join?
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Nope! The world would literally END before you could do that with us! Read the sign, ball-brain! This seesaw is for winners of BFDI only!
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Oh, only winners, huh?
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MWAHAHAHA! You'll live to regret those words!
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Can you leave?
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Fine!
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We can always play on the swings, Golf Ball!
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That is so 2013! That is why I called upon a genius in this time of need!
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Aww! How nice of you—
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Nine shows up on a skateboard.
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Swaaaag! What's up, party people?
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Wah? But she's not a genius!
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Genius, no, but does she possess average human intelligence?
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YOLO!
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Uh, maybe not. Whatever. Their coolness is quadruple anyone else in Yoyle! To spite those winners, I hired Nine to create the coolest thing in the world! Introducing... the Ideamaphone! Nine, simply use your "swaggish"—
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Swagger.
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—swagger, and say something typically deemed cool into the microphone, and the machine will create it.
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Screen goes back to Firey and Flower.
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I love the Winner Seesaw!
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I know! Thank God we're not on that lame runner-up seesaw!
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Hey, guys! Can I ride on this fun little seesaw?
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*gasp*
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Gelatin throws a syringe of freeze juice at Bubble.
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Grr! No! It's for us!
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Only we're allowed to play—or not play—on our broken seesaw!
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Tennis Ball and Golf Ball walk up to Firey and Flower's seesaw.
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Hello, you two!
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We finally one-upped your Winner Seesaw! I can see the frustration in your eyes now!
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Flower's left eye (left from Flower's perspective) changed to a different eye asset for a few seconds.
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No, Flower, NO! Everyone knows to never show your frustration around a bossy-bot Golf Ball!
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What is the best thing in the world? A winning smile!
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*smiles epicly*
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(simultaneously with Leafy) Best smile ever!
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(simultaneously with Gelatin) I love your smile!
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I'll do you one better! The iconic smile...
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Golf Ball reveals a smile asset with legs. Offscreen gasp sound effect plays.
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...personified!
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Whoooa! Mouth is awesome!
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That mouth... is SO COOL!
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Firey! Don't you dare get off of this seesaw!
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Don't *plugs his "ears" with his fingers*, hu-huh? Uh, what?
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Firey jumps on his side of the seesaw, launching Flower off it.
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I can't hear you!
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Firey leaves the seesaw.
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Lalala...!
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Flower lands back on the seesaw in the same place that she was.
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OUCH! Curse you, Firey!
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Scene cuts to Nine, Golf Ball and Mouth.
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So, do we all admit my invention is the coolest in the world?
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(simultaneously with Firey and Gelatin) We shouldn't have doubted you!
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(simultaneously with Leafy and Gelatin) We're so sorry!
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(simultaneously with Leafy and Firey) *crying*
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Well, now we've finally found the coolest person in the world!
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Wait, wh-what about me?
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YOU HAVE BEEN REPLACED!
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Nine sadly leaves on their skateboard.
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Anyway, Mouth, it's time to show you around this lovely world of ours! Let's get going!
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Mouth, Golf Ball, Leafy, Tennis Ball and Firey go to different places in the BFDI world, including the top of the Eiffel Tower, the top of the pole at the summit of Yoyle Mountain, the Archaic Temple, and the top of the volcano used in Don't Pierce My Flesh and Hurtful!. Then, different places that use the BFDI assets or characters outside of the object show community are shown, including MatPat's YouTube video "Food Theory: Cheetos Are Cow Food!", a bottle of soap in Hebrew, a place called "Water Plus", the Channel Awesome videos "Smurfs - Nostalgia Critic" and "X-Men - Nostalgia Critic" a Bloons TD 6 Video by Dabloon, a fidget spinner on a Roblox obstacle course, a Minecraft Monster School animation, a PopularMMOs Lucky Block Challenge Games video, the thumbnail of a Roblox game, a Bloons TD 5 video by SSundee, and a video on facts about the sun.
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Well, now that the seesaw's got a free spot, I can play!
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Golf Ball walks up to Flower.
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Hello, Flower! Please see for me so I can saw!
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NO! I refuse to make this seesaw see-saw! The see-saw see's a see's see-saw!
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That began as a sentence and devolved to nothing.
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*screams are heard in the distance*
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Uh, what happened?
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I don't know. Probably nothing.
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Leafy rushes in, panicking.
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HELP! The mouth just ate Tennis Ball!
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What? I don't believe you.
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Mouth eats Flower, who screams.
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The evidence is now stronger.
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Scene cuts to Match in a yellow-grass terrain next to her Matchstick Factory.
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Finally! My, like, matchstick factory is, like, finally repaired and good to go!
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Mouth zooms in and eats the whole Matchstick factory.
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NOOOO! I've gotta get, like, Two on the phone!
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Match mashed buttons on her phone trying to ring Two up.
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Screen cuts to the Equation Playground.
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I can't believe it... I got replaced!
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Nine! Buddy! What's got you down?
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Golf Ball's newest invention—everyone says it's cooler than me!
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WHAT? Cooler than you?
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Two's phone rings, with the ringtone being the TPOT intro music.
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Match, what's up?
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Sped up talking plays on the phone
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HUH?
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Two zooms over to TV.
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TV! Put on Ruby News this instant!
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Screen cuts to TV playing Ruby News.
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Welcome to Ruby News! Coming up tonight: does eating Yoyleberries still make you metal? But first, Golf Ball's newest invention is running around eating everyone! They say it's only a matter of time before it gets us all! Oh no, it's right behind me, isn't it? *turns around* Oh, no, I'm fine. Just, usually in movies and stuff, right when they say stuff like that, the thing then—OH NOOO!
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Mouth eats Ruby. Cuts back to the Equation Playground.
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QUICK! EVERYONE! That mouth thing is eating everything! We have to save the day!
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Okay!
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Let's do it!
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Four, Two and Nine approach Mouth and Golf Ball.
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You listen here, Mouth, if that even IS your real name!
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We're here to stop you, and—
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Mouth eats Two, Four and Nine.
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HURRY, PEOPLE! THIS THING WILL EAT US ALIVE!!
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Golf Ball, Firey, Leafy and Gelatin run away from Mouth.
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HURRY, PEOPLE! BEHIND THIS WALL!
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I can freeze the mouth with some freeze juice if I can just get close enough!
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Leafy, please tell me you have some Yoyleberries!
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Why?
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If we can make the mouth eat some Yoyleberries, perhaps it'll become metal and slow it down!
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Hey, that's worth a shot!
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Leafy whistles, bringing Puffball over.
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Let's go, Puffball!
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Leafy jumps onto Puffball.
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Here we go!
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Leafy rides Puffball to Yoyleland and pulls some Yoyleberries out of the ground.
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Got some! Let's go!
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Cuts back to the brick wall.
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I'm sorry for not letting you on the Winner Seesaw, Golf Ball.
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Forget it!
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It's just that all winners are sworn to an oath! I can't believe I'll break this, but... the seesaw shoots people really high in the air. It's dangerous!
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That's it? That is SIMPLY IDIOTIC!
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Well, I took an oath! Besides, you might've hurt yourself—
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The mouth eats Firey.
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AHH!
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Leafy arrives back with Yoyleberries
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I'm back!
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Leafy feeds her Yoyleberries to the mouth, which turns into metal, and Gelatin throws a syringe of freeze juice at it.
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That's better.
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Let's get this thing onto the Winner Seesaw and catapult it into the air! HURRY!
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Golf Ball and Gelatin carry Mouth over to the seesaw, with Leafy following behind.
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GO, GO, GO!
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Golf Ball throws Mouth onto the seesaw.
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Finally. Now I can use the Winner's Seesaw!
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Golf Ball jumps onto the opposite end of the seesaw, catapulting Mouth into the air, which shatters when it hits the ground. Leafy and Gelatin cheer.
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Yay! The day is saved!
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Oh. I mean, I also had this remote to deactivate the mouth. You don't think I'd forget to include a failsafe, do you?
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Th-then what was this all about?
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Freeing up the Winner's Seesaw, of course! Now I can play on it to my heart's content!
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Wait, Golf Ball! Don't you know what happens if you use the Winner's Seesaw when you're not allowed to? It says right here in the fine print! "If a non-winner uses the Winner's Seesaw, the WORLD WILL END!!!" Flower was telling the truth!
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Pish-posh! Like I'm just going to believe the world will end, just like that!
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The Earth pops out of existence, and Golf Ball, Gelatin and Leafy are seen floating through space.
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I guess it did end... just like that.
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The credits roll.
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