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Hey, Gelatin! How do you like our new home?
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I would say it's pretty rad! The grass here is softer than before, and if you squish it with your feet in the right way it makes a cool squeaky sound. Watch!
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Gelatin moves the grass around with his feet, which disgusts Leafy.
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Um, okay! I think I've seen enough! Bye!
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What about you, Lollipop? Feeling comfortable?
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I was until you showed up.
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WHAT?!
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Th-that's mean! Voters, you'd better take note of this!
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Says the person who got eliminated for inflating her teammate to death.
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Thank you for standing up for me!
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It's just my duty to protect any sphere on a cylinder.
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Lollipop and Balloony high-five.
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DID YOU GUYS JUST HIGH-FIVE!?!?!
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Uh…
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NO HIGH-FIVES!! ONLY HIGH-FOURS!!
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I only count one.
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ONE IS STILL NOT FOUR!!
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Four pulls on Balloony's hand until four fingers appear. Balloony screams, and Lollipop looks on in horror.
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This is so dumb! Four, can you just tell us what's going on with the competition? So many of us are very confused.
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Uh, agreed.
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Ruby, put your times tables away. Four! Clarification, please! Um, hello? Four? Hm. They seem unresponsive.
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Step aside, Taco. I know what Four needs right now.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo, doot-doo-doo! Four, what's wrong? You look depressed.
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Oh, I don't know. I just don't know what I am! Where my co-host is!
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Then let's go to the- wait. What?
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Four, did you just ask where your co-host is?
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Yeah! Where's X?
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Yeah, right now he's playing patty-cake with Two, cause they're best buds now.
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*Gasp* You mean you can bring him back?
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Well, maybe. I'm not sure.
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Because if you did, That would bring back the spirit of BFB!
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Intro plays rebooted.
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Contestants, I have assembled you here today to retrieve X!
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Wah, wah.
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Yeah, I'd never agree to that!
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Blocky kicks Woody away.
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Well, you're gonna do it and like it!
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No. It's too hard.
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Well, Balloony, I saved your life all those years back. Don't you wanna help me get X?
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No.
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What about you, Blocky?
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No!
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Bubble?
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No.
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Firey?
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No!
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Gelatin?
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Nope.
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Leafy?
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No thanks!
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Loser?
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No.
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Ruby?
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No siree!
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Spongy?
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Nuh-uh!
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Taco?
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Nope.
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Teardrop?
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*Shakes her head in disagreement*
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Woody?
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Nuh-nuh!
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Lollipop?
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Take a wild guess.
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No thanks. Flower?
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The answer was, is, and will always be no!
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Cool story. But what if I add back the original BFDI as a prize?
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Four smacks his lips and the contestants chatter excitedly.
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Now I feel like it! How do I start?
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Hm. Well, there's fourteen of you. Why don't I split you into two?
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*Thinking* Grr! Two!
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Two teams of seven, based on whether you're colored closer to Four Color or X Color.
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Oh darn. Looks like I've been judged by the color of my food coloring once again. Perhaps I should use this paint bucket to change my color. Then I could avoid being on the same team as Balloony's ruthless murderer!
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So, I'm X-colored, huh? I never thought of it that way, but, I guess I am! Who else is with me? Oh yes, it's season 1's winner! I could steal winning strategies from him and- Blocky's here, too? Awesome! He can carry out my assassination missions and- no way! Loser's on my team, too? His super-fame can get sales for my new fashion line!
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Can you be quiet?
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I like my new team so much better than iance. Hey, Four! Can I name my lovely team?
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No! That'll be a future contest.
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Oh, Ruby! I don't know if I like our new Four-colored team!
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Why not? You've got me! And Teardrop will never say a bad thing about you!
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That's true, but- she’s here, too.
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Oh, her? You two never got over your awkward frienemy phase, huh.
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No.
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But why don't we resolve it now? Hey Leafy!
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Ruby! Now's not the time!
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Sorry!
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Oh, I'm just so worried!
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Hey, look at the bright side of things. At least you're not on the same team as Blocky, who's murdered you 2,763 times.
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That is nice, but- hold on? Aren't you and him both red?
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Wait, you're right. Hey, Four? Why am I on a different team from Blocky when we're both red?
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Why? Do you want to be on the same team!?
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Quit squabbling! So, whichever team gets X back to me wins! And the other team is up for elimination! Go!
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Weh-wah-wah-wah!
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Oh no! Woody's scared that we'll never be able to get X!
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New comrades! We need not fear! Our team is X-colored, so we're sure to win!
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And how do you know, cuboid?
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Loser spits on the ground.
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See that spot of saliva on the ground?
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Aaah! Saliva, my poison! Oh no! Aaaagh!
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Loser, that's disgusting!
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Say it with me: X marks the spot!
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X-Colored Team
X marks the spot.
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By the laws of nature, X must come here on his own to mark this very spot!
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Sounds like pseudoscience to me.
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Leafster! How are we gonna get X?
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By using our imagination-
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OK bye! Bubble! You got any ideas?
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Uh, um… guh… no.
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Bubs, I got an idea! (Sparkling eyes) Right before her unforgivable elimination, our mystic alliance leader Pencil gifted me her most prized possession, urging me not to open it until the stars align. I have safely guarded this treasure for many moons until-
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Gelatin takes the box from Ruby.
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Well, let's use it!
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Gelatin opens it, and the FreeSmart SuperVan comes out of it
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FreeSmart SuperVan!
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Four-Colored Team
*Cheers*
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Let's get in.
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Ruby drives the van on the hills.
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Why don't we just drive around the hills?
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Lollipop, you're hurting my brain! I don't know what "around" means! Also, why'd you bring that paint bucket with us?
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None of your business.
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Loser?
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What's up?
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I think you're a great leader, but this "X Marks the Spot" thing isn't working.
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*Thinking* A fan is doubting me? Nooooooooooooooooo!
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If you believe it'll work, then it'll work.
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Oh. Okay! I'll believe harder, then. *Groans*
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*Thinking* Phew!
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Yo, Taco! We both have rotting flesh in our heads. Why don't we form an alliance?
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An alliance? Flower, that strategy might've worked on me nine years ago, but today? You can't win me over that easily.
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Aw, come on! I was just-
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Hold up, what's this with you and rotten flesh?
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Oh! Um, well, uh, I mean-
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*Sighs* Oh, Flower…
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(has an extra petal) I can explain!
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You have six petals now.
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Huh? Oh! Oh gosh! That's embarrassing! My bad! (retracts two petals)
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Now you have four.
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OMG! I- I'm really messing up, aren't I?
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Yeah. Yeah, you are. Come back to me when you can keep your story a little more consistent.
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Aw! I screwed up again!
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Flower now has ten petals pop out of her.
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Cut to Two and X playing patty-cake. They stop once the FreeSmart SuperVan arrives.
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We're here to take X back!
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Okay, who's getting out to grab X?
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I thought you volunteered to!
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No! I said I was gonna stab-
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Want me to do it?
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No, you're too fragile!
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Oh, for blub's sakes!
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Where's Teardrop going?
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Teardrop gets out of the van and begins to take X back.
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Oh no you didn't! I personally like X as our host!
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Yeah! X is the kindest host of the three we've seen by far. I hardly remember meeting the pulsating cyborg box, but I'm confident X is nicer than even him!
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(very pronounced accent) X was there for me when Balloony died! You'd better not take our precious X from us!
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Hey guys! Don't fear! Why don't we just glue X to the ground?
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That doesn't sound fun!
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But Coiny, don't you know that contact with glue can damage your skin? Well, it damages your skin indeed!
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Hey! Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Besides, I bought some glue that's certified to be gentle on numeric membranes. But, where is it?
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(As she switches the glue with paint) Switcheroo, we can too!
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Got it!
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Coiny dumps Lollipop's paint on the ground and Pin puts X on it.
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Now X will get to keep hosting our show!
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Everyone
YEAH!
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Lollipop takes to the SuperVan which drives off without Teardrop.
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So long, you Four fanatics! And next time, stick to your own lame host, who I hate!
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Quick, throw out the lasso!
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Four-Colored Team throws the lasso out the back and gets the rope around X, who gets pulled away from TPOT's area.
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I hate lassos!
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Goodbye silly boy. I have valued our time two-gether.
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The SuperVan crosses into The Pillary Ruins.
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Guys! We forgot Teardrop!
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Oh shoot, you're right!
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Ruby turning the van causes the lasso to break and X goes flying.
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I'm telling you Loser, your "X Marks the Spot" strategy is utter nonsense!
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X lands between Loser and Taco.
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Yay! X has marked your saliva spot with orange paint!
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It was my strategy that worked.
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Then your team wins!
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Where am I?
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The other team with the Four-colored contestants loses!
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Credits. Michael appears with a Firey plushie.
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Viewers at home! Vote who you think should stay! Type with the letter with the square brackets to save one of these guys! The one with the least votes leaves the show next episode.
Last episode, over 59 thousand of you voted, but I noticed that, half of you still aren't subscribed. That is why after you vote, make sure to hit the subscribe button so that you see who gets eliminated when the next episode comes out! Cary and I really wanna say thank you so much to our new team who we've hired last month. You guys did an incredible job this first episode, and I look forward to many future episodes. So to both the crew and to you viewers out there, thank you and see you in BFB 18. *Holds up six fingers* Eight… One. Two. |
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Post-credits scene begins.
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X! I'm so happy you're back! Are you?
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Hm. It depends. How good are you at patty-cake?
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I'm super pro.
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Yay! Then I'm happy as well.
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The FreeSmart Van arrives to pick up Teardrop.
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Get in Teardrop, we're going shopping.
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Ugh, I guess now we gotta head all the way back!
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Just look at the silver lining: more bonding time for new friends!
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Did you know we have already lost the challenge?
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The team gasps.
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I may be sweet, but my news is not.
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