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Cold open[]

Leafy is seen running away from Pin, Blocky, Coiny, Teardrop, Ice Cube, Golf Ball, Tennis Ball, Pencil, and Pen. Leafy goes through a gate and ends up stopping Pin, Ice Cube, Golf Ball, and Tennis Ball, only for them to rejoin the others later. Leafy starts jumping over hills and after takes the bottom path in the forest.

Tennis Ball

Don't you think we're taking this too far?

Golf Ball

Don't you want Dream Island?!

Tennis Ball

Yeah, sure, I do. But we don't actually have to capture Leafy, do we?

Golf Ball

Yes, we do.

Tennis Ball

Why??

Golf Ball

Because if we let Leafy escape, she'll steal Dream Island! Pen, which way do we go?

Pen

Hmm... that way! (Camera pans to the top path)

Pencil

Pen, Pen! Just use the Leafy Detector.

Pen

"Leafy Detector"?
Pencil presses the button on the Leafy Detector.

Pencil

I mean, why prospect when you can detect?
The light of the Leafy Detector catches Leafy and the others find out where she is. After the others catch up, Leafy is released, and the chase continues. Not too long after, Leafy is then trying to cross a narrow bridge when a map flies into her face.

Leafy

*gasp* Blue Skidoo, we can too!
Leafy gets transported into the part of the map labeled "Yoyleland". Pin then grabs the map and tears it apart, throwing the pieces into the wind once finished. The screen then fades to black.

Start of the second season[]

Cut to the mainland. Pen runs up to Eraser, Blocky, and Snowball.

Pen

Hey guys, look!
TV loads the results of who will be in season 2. They are: Rocky, Nickel, Firey, Leafy, Teardrop, Bomby, Bubble, Needle, Spongy, Dora, Pin, Ruby, Tennis Ball, Coiny, Pencil, Match, Ice Cube, Flower, Donut, Fries, Golf Ball, and Gelatin. The scoopers causing everybody scream except somebody doesn't scream.

Book

What? I didn't make it?! That's impossible!

Lollipop

Of course you didn't.

Book

But I'm a wonderful book!

Lollipop

I guess people judged you by your cover.

Book

Hey! Wait, Hey! Wait, HEY! Wait-
A piece of paper flies into Book's face.

Book

Hey, what's this? "BFDI game rules"?

Eraser

Gimme that. "Rule 1: Contestants not present may not compete."

Coiny

(stutters) That's unfortunate.
Leafy, Bubble, Flower, Nonexisty, and Woody's names fade from the screen. Book, Yellow Face, and Puffball join the game. They are dropped into the group of contestants who are still in, causing them to scream.

Book

See? I knew I would make it!

Fries

Get away, I can't stand your cover...
Book slaps Fries and eats one of his fries. Fries slaps Book who spits out his fry, and eats one of Book's pages. Fries spits it out and Book puts it back in place.

Gelatin

So, who's the host gonna be?

Puffball

*sings in a vocoded voice* Yeah, who? I wanna know! (repeats 14 more times) Yeah, who? I wanna knooooooow!

Firey

(shakes his head quickly) I think TV should be the host! After all, he was the closest to the Announcer.

TVOld

(has the words "YAY" on his screen with a loud ta-da sound)

Golf Ball

Hey Eraser, any more rules?

Eraser

Uh, oh yeah. "Rule 2: Eliminated contestants must be killed."
Wait, what?
Most of the non-contestants starts screaming whilst an Announcer Crusher crushes them. But it was just Eraser's hallucination.

Eraser

Oh, "eliminated contestants must be treated with TLC." Tch. Ah, okay.
After a brief silence, the eliminated contestants get sent to the TLC while most of them screaming.

Golf Ball

Let's split into teams!

Tennis Ball

I think one team should have the original contestants, and the other should have the newbies!
The new and old contestants move to their respective teams.

Donut

Hey! Our team's smaller than the other one.

Pencil

So what? Sometimes you just have to deal with it.

Donut

W- what?

Pencil

I said, sometimes you just have to deal with it!

Donut

Well, sometimes you just have to deal with getting SLAPPED!
Donut slaps Pencil.

Pencil

Well, sometimes you just have to deal with getting STABBED!
Pencil stabs Donut by jumping on top of him.

Donut

Well, sometimes you just have to deal with getting set ablaze.
Donut sets Pencil ablaze with Firey.

Firey

Sometimes maybe you should just calm down!

Pencil

Sometimes maybe Firey's right!

Donut

Sometimes maybe Firey's WRONG!

Puffball

(Text comes out of her mouth) Sometimes maybe if one player switches teams, they'll be equal!

Pencil

Sometimes maybe it won't be me...

Ruby

We'll choose... uhm...

Donut

We'll choose Match.

Match

(gasps)

Pencil

(gasps and sucks the fire into her mouth)

Match

But Pencil and I have to stick together!

Pencil

You'll pay for that, Donut! Hah...
Pencil releases the fire from her mouth, which burns Book

Book

(burns) AAAHHHHHH!-

Yellow Face

"Rule 3: Spin the wheel to choose the next contest."!

Fries

Well, spin it already! I'm getting impatient...

Firey

Waitwaitwait, one more rule. (gasp) "Before a contest, players may switch teams if they want."
Pencil, Gelatin, Tennis Ball, and Fries gasp.

Match

OMG, I'm like, going back, then!

Gelatin

I'm following Match. I'd rather be on the stronger team.

Fries

Me too.
Eventually, everyone, except for Donut, switches teams, whilst he gives an angry glare with the screen only showing the row which has his eyes. Pencil does the same.

Pencil

Wait! I like my screen like this... (stretches the screen, turning it into a vertical rectangle) See?

Match

OMG Pencil, me too! (high-fives Pencil)

Fries

Really? I like mine like this. (stretches the screen into a hexagon)

Ruby

Well, I like mine like this. (stretches the screen into a star)

Firey

Let's all show our favorite screens!

Everyone
Yeah!
Bomby: a circle.

Dora: the blades of a fan.
Nickel: a smiley face.
Match: Puffball.
Teardrop: the windows of a house.
Needle: a target.
Dora: the number 2.
Pin: a small rectangle.
Yellow Face: an arch.
TV: an explosion like shape, with a weird tongue and smile.
Dora: the number 3.
Puffball: Abraham Lincoln's head.
Gelatin: a piece of string.
Coiny: a Firey death trap.
Rocky: barf.
Dora: the number 4.
Spongy: the TLC.
Book: a house.
Donut: the Announcer.
Firey: a Coiny death trap.
Dora: the number 5.
Tennis Ball: a flower.
Ruby: a recovery center.

Ice Cube: 3 Davids.

Golf Ball

Stop it, people.
Firey tries to slap Coiny, but he dodges the slap.

Coiny

Uh- I'm switching teams. (from farther away) Hey Pin! Why don't you switch too?!

Donut

Yeah Pin, you really need to switch. You would not believe how much you need to switch. I highly recommend that you switch. Just go switch.

Nickel

Yeah, Pin. You should switch!

Pin

What? Are you trying to exclude me??

Everyone
Switch, switch, switch, switch, switch, switch, switch, switch!

Pin

Okay, okay! I switched!

Fries

Finally...
Gelatin spins the wheel which lands on a tug of war contest.

Everyone
(gasps)
BFDIA intro plays.

Contest[]

TVOld

(displays "3, 2, 1, GO")
Both teams are seen pulling a rope over a pit. After that, Coiny, Pin and Donut's team ends up falling into the pit and lands on a screen for elimination.

Coiny

Did we lose?

Pin

Yeah! We lost.

Coiny

We should have won.

Pin

I agree.

Donut

Do not comment to vote! Instead, rate these videos.

Stinger[]

Leafy is in Yoyleland with BoomBox.

Boombox

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Leafy

*switches off Boombox*
Episode ends.
Transcripts
BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4Well, Look Who It Is!PointyPointyPointy ♫Spore DayRespect to the WickedStart the ShiftAirplanes in the Night Sky🥚Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?Category OneI SAID CAREFUL!!!Seasonal ShiftThe Power of FourBottle For Dream IslandBFB 31Last One Standing

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers