You're A Loser, But.../Transcript

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I'm going to Loser's party, yeah!

Okay, but when did I ask?

Uhh...

(Flashback)

So, Leafy, are you going to Loser's party tonight?

I'm going to Loser's party, yeah!

(End of flashback)

Oh, right. I'll be boycotting it. I just don't want to conform to the expectations of-

So you weren't invited?

No, I wasn't.

Well, I'm not surprised to hear that.

Oh.

*Pulls out a likability chart* You see, you're currently the 44th nicest individual around here. I'm number one of course, which is a difficult-

I doubt it.

*scowls at Pin* You're currently the 45th nicest individual around here! And Loser's guest count is gonna be nowhere near 45.

So what you're saying is if I raise my likability, I can come to the party!

I just... wanted to talk about likability ratings. BUT SURE! We can do that too!

Hey Cloudy, what does-

No! You have to be more polite. So you say, "Hello, Cloudy!"

Hello, Cloudy! What does Flower like?

[thick accent] How should I know?!

I want to do some good deeds and I figure Flower is usually pretty fussy. So maybe if I help her chill out, she'll become nice! And that'll get me like, a billion points! *waves arms*

[thick accent] I dunno, get a boat... or something? In fact... there's probably one around here.

*Suddenly pops out of Cloudy's Collection* While you were talking, I dug around in your belongings.

*Frowns at Pin*

And I found one! This is great!

*Pin tosses the boat in the air, crushing him* Oh!

(Next to the chart) 46...

Oh my pin factory. Well, good thing we have this boat!

Now all we have to do is deliver it to her! Let's go!

(Pin and Leafy get in the boat and speed it toward Flower.)

Flower, I got you a present!

*Stares in the other direction, not noticing them.*

It's a boat!

*Continues staring*

Oh no, Pin! She can't hear us!

Flower, watch out! We're going to... hit you!

W-what's going on? W-woah! Woah! Why didn't someone warn me a boat was coming this way?! *Pin and Leafy collide into Flower with the boat*

(Next to the likability chart) 47th, maybe we're doing this wrong? Why don't we give a nice gift to Loser instead?

Of course, why didn't I think of that? *pulls a box of chocolates out of Cloudy's Collection* Chocolate! Perfect.

Thanks, Cloudy!

[thick accent] I actually bought those for myself to eat.

Loser!

Hello, Pin!

I got you a gift!

Thank you!

Where's my invitation-

Woah, hahaha, what she means, "You're welcome!"

Oh. Right. That's what I meant, not "Where's my invitation?", which is what I was going to say until you interrupted me.

*Pin repeatedly winks at Leafy*

Stop winking at me!

Anyway, Leafy, we should get going to the party!

And I'm coming too!

What are you talking about? Leafy and I are having a private meet up.

What? I-I thought...

(Flashback)

Loser and I are having a meet up today. Just the two of us. We're going on one of those new seesaw swing sets. I think they call it a "swee swaw".

So, Leafy, are you going to Loser's party tonight?

I'm going to Loser's party, yeah!

(End of flashback)

Oh... yeah, I don't know how you forgot the first part.

Oh, that's because I have a short-term memory loss condition that gets triggered when I hear the word "swee swaw". (Suddenly, Pin loses her memory again by saying "swee swaw".)

I know you worked hard, but this is a private gathering. But hey, here's a little gift to say thanks for today.

Woah! Isn't Loser the best, Pin?!

Wow! For me?

Alright, Leafy, let's go! Hey Pin, you're a loser, but you're my loser!

So I'm not coming? W-was that a compliment?